Herald of Shalia 2
Author: Tamryn Tamer
Date: 2019-09-15T18:00:00+00:00
Keywords: Fantasy; Romance; Adult
Description: Sebastian Frost was a man with an interesting reputation. He’d killed twelve giants, eight heroes, a duke, and even a prince. But nobody ever talked about any of that. All they talked about was the deviant, disgusting, detestable, Herald of Shalia that shamelessly laid with elves. That was because in the strange world based on game mechanics Frost found himself in, laying with elves was somehow treated like laying with animals. Naturally, they weren’t calling him Herald Frost the giant killer. Despite his less than dignified reputation, Frost was set to marry Princess Brynn Hilde Leaucault of
Publisher: smirkpublishing

Contents

Let's Have Some Fun!

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Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Free Book Offer

Acknowledgements

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Copyright

Let's Have Some Fun!

That's our goal here. On it's surface it sounds good, right? Everybody likes fun! Well, it's important to clarify that when we say fun we're not talking about family board game night. We're talking over the top explicit content. Now, once again you're probably thinking that sounds good, right? Well, we really want to emphasize over the top really means over the top. This book is meant for adults. You've been warned.

Other Series

Herald of Shalia Series

Herald of Shalia Book 1

Herald of Shalia Book 2

Herald of Shalia Book 3 (Coming Soon!)

Forbidden Arcana Series

Jinx (Book 1)

Ariel (Book 2)

Mirage (Book 3)

Theia (Book 4)

Sable (Book 5)

Luna (Book 6)

Talia (Book 7)

Morgana (Book 8)

Valaria (Book 9)

Arcana Slice of Life Series

Animal Magnetism (After Sable)

Rank Zero (After Morgana)

CHAPTER 1

It was just an ordinary summer day.

Frost laid down on the soft grass in the southern part of his territory as the sound of golems erupting from the earth echoed through the air. And as he baked under the hot summer sun, his mind wandered to how little he’d accomplished in the previous month.

“So much for plans,” Frost sighed as a warm wind blew across his naked chest.

“Huh?” Fayeth glanced at Frost as she loosed an arrow at the large stone monster looming in the distance. “What’s that now Herald Frost?”

The lovely blonde elf smiled politely at him while preparing to fire another shot from her elegant longbow. The golden weapon was covered in carvings of nymphs and suited the emerald-eyed archer nicely. She wore a brown corset which made her already ample chest look larger and an obscenely short leather wrap skirt. Fayeth finished her outfit with thigh-high leather boots and a pair of leather half gloves.

The armor was almost useless defensively, but in the game-like world he’d been summoned into, defense was only one factor to take into consideration. While defense and magic resistances were impacted by armor, it could also enhance other abilities.

Fayeth’s lascivious armor significantly enhanced her accuracy as well as her archery abilities.

“Just lamenting my lack of progress on the village again,” Frost smiled while gesturing in the direction of the golem. “Focus up or we’ll be out here all day.”

“Oh,” Fayeth’s long braided ponytail swayed back and forth as she shook her head at him. “That again.”

He expected things to be easier than they were. The goddess Shalia blessed him with a high-level in a world based on game rules, so he figured everything would be simple. It only made killing simple.

But he was still grateful.

Frost appreciated the immense power and amazing physique he was granted even if he found himself continually unsatisfied by his lack of knowledge. He never realized how much of his intelligence came from his ability to look up answers in a search engine. It was a frustrating truth to acknowledge.

It seemed that every idea he had was great until he realized he had no idea how plumbing worked or how to generate electricity. Even building a road connecting Pluma village to Filan would have required knowledge of how to make cement or spending months manually laying bricks.

“Shit, I probably would have had to cut the bricks to,” Frost laughed to himself while enjoying the relaxing warmth. He unscrewed his canteen and took a drink as he imagined himself making bricks. “How the hell do you even make a brick? It is just cement poured into a mold, right?”

Frost’s only real option was somehow earning enough rel to hire tradesmen to do the work for him. To that end, he was happy to accept the odd monster hunting contract from the neighboring country of Zira.

Princess Fiora Leaucault, the new governor of Zira’s Blackwater territory, regularly hired him to eliminate monsters since she lacked a proper monster elimination force. Fiora payed handsomely for his assistance and the trips allowed him to gain some experience toward level sixty-one. As an added bonus he got to keep any rare materials he found on the monsters. In the end, it hardly even felt like work.

What did feel like work was dealing with Filan.

He requested the small riverside village as part of his territory because the elves traded regularly with the humans there and he felt it would be good to bring them in the fold. He never anticipated that as their new ruler he would be called there constantly to mediate stupid disputes.

“How much longer are we going to be out here?” Renna whined while jumping on Frost. The petite green-eyed elf straddled his waist and grabbed the canteen from his hand. Beads of sweat rolled down her sexy bare midriff as she tilted her head back and gulped down the water. She tugged her green tube top and splashed some of the water on her short green hair before shaking her head like a dog. “It’s hot out and I’m tired.”

“Until we’re done with training,” Frost said while eying her slender tan body as salacious thoughts filled his mind. Renna in particular seemed to tan extremely well and Frost couldn’t help but get distracted by her well-defined tan lines. “You need to be able to protect the village.”

“But we have you for that!” Renna whined while leaning down and wrapping her arms around him. Her sweaty body pressed against him as she licked his neck. “Let’s skip training today and find a nice shady spot to have some fun!”

Frost wanted to take her up on the offer but once the elf thief got started, she didn’t stop until she was ready to pass out. He had no real objections to a life of eating, sleeping, playing, and fucking. But he needed to make sure they could defend themselves.

There were six countries on the continent of Kal and Pluma territory was stuck between the two largest ones, Zira to the east and Rilia to the west. Zira was a reluctant ally at best and Rilia was governed by a psychotic warlord. North of both of them was Balar, a country that worshipped the war god Tarr, and curving along the western and northern edges of Balar was the mountainous country of Alta.

The countries in the south were smaller than the northern ones and their weather was apparently amazing. Niri was made up of a small peninsula and several islands located to the southwest of Rilia while Seera was a large forested region located directly south of Zira.

Every one of the countries worshipped their own gods or goddesses and they all agreed the world of Nivara would be better off without the cursed followers of Shalia. Which was why Frost insisted that the elves train and become stronger.

“Get back here you little bitch or we’re going to be here all day!” Ena roared while crashing against the golem with her steel kite shield.

Frost regretted asking the stunning blonde elf to swap from the cleric class to squire but not for moral reasons. He missed her nearly transparent cleric robes and her plate armor just left far too much to the imagination. Instead of the curves of her gorgeous body all he got to admire was a giant ironclad elf wearing an open-faced helmet with holes for her long pointy ears.

Ena had always been under the assumption that she had to choose between being a warrior or a healer. When Frost suggested there might be a class that would give her the ability to both protect the elves and care for them, nothing could have stopped the headstrong elf from trying to unlock it.

Frost had no idea if paladin even existed as a class in Nivara but Ena was working tirelessly to find out. She already learned healing and defensive magic as a cleric, now she was learning to protect her friends in battle as a squire.

“Get, over, here, now!” Ena shouted furiously. “Or I’ll bash your damn head in!”

“Stop yelling!” Renna rolled her eyes as she jumped off of Frost and rushed back toward the golem. “I’m coming you pent up shrew!”

“I’m not pent up!” Ena said while smashing into the golem’s leg. The cerulean-eyed elf shot Renna a vicious look as she backed up to prepare another shield bash.

“Oh,” Fayeth laughed while firing an arrow that bounced off the golem’s head. “You definitely are.”

“I am not!” Ena roared as her shield crashed against the rock monster. “It’s because I’m the one doing all the hard work!”

“Erissa is the one keeping him paralyzed so you can keep running into him,” Fayeth teased. “I’d say she’s doing most of the work.”

“I’m really not doing much,” Erissa said timidly while taking a sip of water from the canteen. The azure-haired cleric was sweating through her robes and Frost could see the blue-eyed elf’s underwear perfectly. She blushed and covered her lacy teal panties as she caught him staring at her backside. “Herald Frost!”

“What?” Frost chuckled as he admired her lingerie. There was no way that Erissa didn’t know what she was doing. The seductive elf knew what she was doing when she chose to wear lewd lingerie under her priestly raiment’s. Her blue lace panties barely covered her ass and her matching corset significantly enhanced her already plentiful chest. The matching garter belt and leggings were just icing on an already voluptuous cake. “It’s not like I haven’t seen you naked.”

“It’s not the same!” Erissa said as she looked away in embarrassment.

While he hadn’t made much progress on the village, he did make quite a bit of progress with the elves. Their training was coming along nicely thanks to him creating party systems allowing them to safely farm experience. Although forming groups with tanks and support classes seemed obvious to him.

It wasn’t the first time Frost felt that way. The knowledge gaps in the world regularly surprised him and the most glaring example was how ineffectively the elves used magic.

The paralyze spell for example. As long as the target had lower mental capacity than the user, the target would be frozen. It was one of the first spells a cleric learned which made the fact they never thought of using it in combat incredible.

“It worked again!” Erissa hopped excitedly as the newly spawned golem stood still. It was level fifteen and Erissa was successfully paralyzing it despite being lower level. While the golem boasted high physical resistance and near immunity to bladed weapons, it was pretty much defenseless against the spell. “I can’t believe it! It’s even higher level than the last one!”

Magic was similar to combat abilities except instead of learning how to use a weapon, Frost learned to read runes. To learn priest spells, he used some ability points to level Runic Mastery: Divine to four allowing him to learn basic spells from Lysandra’s spellbooks. The easiest spells were thirty to forty runes long so he really appreciated having spellbooks to reference.

The alternative to spellbooks was spending months or years experimenting until he found the right combination of runes. Frost couldn’t even fathom how long it must have taken Lysandra to accumulate all of her spells. Which only made it more aggravating that she never thought of using paralyze against monsters with low mental power.

“You’re doing a good job,” Frost said as he stood up and stretched before walking over to the salaciously dressed cleric. He grinned and gave the blue-haired beauty a supportive slap on the backside.

“Herald Frost!” Erissa laughed. “You know that distracts me!”

The azure-eyed cleric used to be an archer but thanks to his restructuring of hunting parties Erissa was able to swap to a cleric. While she never had much talent as an archer, she was a fantastic cleric and in only two weeks she’d gained two levels. Which was amazing considering it previously took the twenty-four-year-old elf years to reach level seven.

“Ena,” Frost said as the armored blonde elf stepped up to the enormous golem. “Be sure to shield bash at least ten times before you start hitting him. Anything over ten...”

“I’m not stupid!” Ena said angrily as she started running into the golem with her shield. While it looked ridiculous from an outside observer, every rush gained her a healthy amount of experience in the shield bash ability but every repeated hit after ten suffered from diminished returns. “And why am I the only one doing anything again?”

“Have you been taking nagging lessons from the high priestess?” Renna teased, appearing behind the golem and stabbing him several times. Her slashes didn’t do much damage but the thief gained a good amount of experience in the dagger ability with each strike. “Better watch out or you’re going to be a lonely dried-up old hag just like her!”

“I’m only thirty-five!” Ena snapped while smashing the golem another time.

“And you still haven’t been with a man,” Renna said mockingly. “Poor pent up Ena! Maybe if you asked nicely for once Herald Frost could help you with that.”

“I told you I don’t want him!” Ena roared while bashing the golem so hard Frost thought it might fall over. “I’m going to meet a nice elf who appreciates me! Not a human that fucks anyone that lets him!”

“Anyone but you,” Fayeth teased while firing a barrage of arrows. Frost nodded approvingly at the beautiful blonde archer as she nocked another arrow.

“And that’s why you’re going to end up old and dried up like Lysandra,” Renna laughed, chipping the golem a few more times before rushing away.

“I hate you all so much!” Ena yelled while swapping to her spiked steel cudgel.

“Stop teasing her,” Frost laughed as the green-haired thief dashed over to him for another drink of water. Frost playfully slid his hand across the tanned elf’s sweat covered midriff as she guzzled from the canteen. “What level is your dagger ability now?”

“Six,” Renna answered while playfully running her free hand up and down his chest. “But I’m really close to gaining some more points in it!”

“Then keep going,” Frost smirked and gave her athletic ass a playful squeeze.

Renna only gained one level in the last few weeks but the mischievous elf gained more ability levels than anybody else. Lysandra threatened to lock her out of her bedroom causing the rebellious thief to spend a good portion of her free time practicing her lockpicking and stealth abilities.

“Will you reward me if I level?” Renna asked while seductively pressing her lean body against him.

“We’ll see,” Frost laughed as the impish elf rushed back toward the golem.

The elves were leveling quickly but at their current rates it’d still be a while before they could protect themselves. Unfortunately, there wasn’t really a way to speed it up unless they started hunting even more powerful monsters.

There were lots of ways to gain experience like completing tasks, harvesting materials, or crafting goods but hunting monsters was the fastest. The more powerful the monsters, the more experience you gained.

As for ability levels, they could either be really easy to attain or really difficult depending on the ability. If it was an easily repeatable task that wasn’t time consuming, it was easy to gain ability points toward leveling. If it was something like disarming an opponent, it was quite a bit harder since most monsters weren’t carrying weapons.

“Idiot,” Frost grumbled to himself as he tried not to think about his stupid mistakes.

He deeply regretted using his free ability points on so many easily leveled combat abilities. Just thinking about how he wasted fifty-five ability points leveling swordsmanship made him want to travel back in time and kick himself square in the taint.

There were two types of ability points, free and restricted. Free ability points were primarily earned by leveling up and could be used to level any ability. You could literally become a master swordsman in a matter of minutes. Restricted ability points were earned by performing actions and could only be used to level abilities related to those actions. Naturally, free points were far more valuable.

In the last month he’d gained nearly seventy restricted points in swordsmanship while hunting high-level monsters in Zira. That wasn’t even counting the other restricted points he gained in dodge, block, archery, precision, and all of the other combat abilities. He’d wasted over five hundred free ability points on easily leveled abilities. Just thinking about it made him furious with himself.

“Yes!” Renna said while stabbing at the golem. “Almost there!”

“You know you spoil her,” Fayeth said calmly as she fired an arrow into the golem’s eye dealing massive damage. The busty blonde archer loved the new group since she could sit back and fire arrows rather than get chased around by the monsters she was attacking. “I’ve gained more levels than Renna and you never reward me.”

“I’ve gained more levels than you,” Ena growled as she beat on the golem with her steel cudgel. Every powerful swing of her weapon took another enormous chunk out of the stone goliath. “And I changed classes! And I protect you! And I have to wear this plate armor while baking in the sun!”

“Ena,” Fayeth teased while wiping the sweat from her eyes. “Are you saying you want the herald to reward you?”

“Never!” Ena snapped while unleashing a flurry of furious attacks on the defenseless golem.

“Liar,” Renna grinned wickedly while savagely swinging her daggers at the paralyzed stone monster. “You want him so bad! Every time you get drunk you try to drag him to your bedroom!”

“I do not!” Ena’s voice cracked as she yelled.

“Stop teasing her,” Frost laughed as Ena beat on the stunned golem. He almost felt sorry for the monster as Ena relentlessly clobbered him. She’d definitely gotten a lot stronger since they’d started their experiment but they were still far from figuring out if paladin was an available class.

The prerequisites for basic classes like fighter and squire were widely known while advanced classes like unholy knight and spellblade were treated like trade secrets. This meant that if he wanted to unlock new classes he needed to experiment.

Frost was still a fighter but he learned paralyze, barrier, and a few other divine magic spells. After that he added some points in plate armor and unlocked holy knight as a class even though he hated it. The fighting style just wasn’t for him.

He even leveled Runic Master: Primal to four in order to read from the spellbook he looted off of Sir Thomas of the Eight Slayers of Blackwater. He learned a few elemental spells and he probably could have unlocked the elementalist class if he used free points to level the abilities, but he wasn’t making that mistake again. Instead, he was slowly leveling the abilities naturally and saving his free points.

Each time he figured something out he wrote it down in one of several journals he was keeping and eventually he intended to use what he was learning to make a curriculum for the village children.

“Wow!” Fayeth said as Ena shattered an enormous chunk of the golem. “You’ve gotten really good at bashing!”

“You make it sound like I’m a brute,” Ena snapped as she pummeled the golem. “I am an innocent…holy…maiden!”

Frost looked on as the elves completed their assault and the golem crumbled. He walked over and used a harvesting crystal to separate the two dead golems into their components and gathered up whatever valuables appeared.

“Come here for healing!” Erissa said cheerfully as the elves ran up to the colorful cleric. She unleashed a gentle beam of refreshing light on each of the women restoring some of their physical strength. “Herald Frost! I gained another ability point in restore!”

“Showoff,” Renna pouted jealously. “You’re only leveling fast because you can use paralyze.”

“It really is amazing,” Fayeth laughed. “I’m surprised the high priestess didn’t think of using paralyze like this given how often she uses it on us.”

“I know,” Frost sighed. He actually asked Lysandra why she didn’t use it that way, just in case he was missing something. As it turned out, it just never occurred to her to use paralyze that way. If she did use it on an enemy it was normally so she could run away. “In her defense, it’s not like anybody else thought of it either.”

It wasn’t surprising that nobody else thought about it since so few elves chose to be clerics or spellcasters. The role was inherently dangerous since they hadn’t been using tanks or crowd control. Most of the elves aimed to become either archers, fighters, thieves, or soldiers. Basically, the classes that could solo.

“Okay,” Frost glanced at the group of sweat-soaked women drinking water and found himself almost hypnotized as they glistened under the warm summer sun. Frost shook his head and pointed at the large dark boulder in the middle of the field. “Are you ready for the big one? Last one and we’ll head back to the village.”

“Ready!” Renna said excitedly. “I want to go home!”

“Me too!” Erissa said as she dumped the remainder of her canteen on her head. The water dripped down further soaking her already transparent robe as Renna jokingly shoved the blue-haired cleric. “What?”

“You know what you’re doing,” Renna said judgmentally while poking the cleric’s breasts. “You exhibitionist.”

“I can’t help it,” Erissa blushed. “It’s hot out!”

“Let’s just get this over with,” Ena said begrudgingly while dumping water over her head. She double checked the leather harness holding up her plate cuirass and picked up her shield. “It’s too damn hot out for this.”

“But you’re so sexy when you’re all sweaty,” Fayeth said playfully tapping Ena’s armor. “And seeing you be all rough is such a turn on. Isn’t that right Herald Frost?”

“Such a turn on,” Frost teased as Ena’s face turned red.

“Shut up!” Ena snapped. “I don’t care what you think!”

“That’s not what you were saying the other night,” Fayeth teased.

“I said shut up!” Ena blushed while stomping ahead of the group. She kicked the enormous boulder sitting in the middle of the field and the ground rumbled as the golem burst from the earth.

“Paralyze!” Erissa shouted as the giant golem swung at Ena. The plate-clad elf dodged backward narrowly evading it’s crashing fist as Fayeth began firing arrows at its eyes. Erissa quickly tried to recast paralyze but it resisted the attempt. “Herald Frost!”

“Shit,” Frost said as he scanned the enormous golem. He immediately accessed his internal grimoire and felt a surge as he cast the spell. “Paralyze!”

The golem king stopped short of stomping on Ena as the pointy-eared blonde hid under her shield. Frost had thirty levels on the rocky bastard so while the level thirty golem king could easily resist Erissa, it had no chance against him.

“You going to lay there all day Ena?” Frost joked nervously as Ena climbed to her feet. He realized he probably should have been paying more attention. “Do you need me to step in and teach you how to swing that thing?”

“Sorry Ena!” Erissa said anxiously as the angry squire kicked the massive golem king.

“So,” Frost recast paralyze on the massive golem while the elves started whittling away at its health. He pulled out a journal and opened to the golem page where he listed the various types, their levels, and their spawn rates. He was almost finished surveying his entire territory. “So, two percent spawn rate for the king sound about right?”

“Seems about right,” Fayeth answered between shots. “But a level thirty is twice the level of anything else around here. That’s really dangerous.”

“Yeah,” Frost said in agreement. “That’s why we’re doing the surveys. But it should be fine if the party’s high enough level or if Lysandra’s with them.”

“Herald Frost,” Renna whined while swatting at the massive golem. “We’re going to be here all day if we have to kill this ourselves.”

“Okay,” Frost said pulling an ornate steel longsword he’d looted from the eight slayers of Blackwater after killing them. They had quite a few nice weapons to choose from but Frost almost always gravitated back to swords. “Out of the way.”

Frost dashed forward as the world slowed down around him. To be more accurate, his awareness of his surroundings increased as he prepared to defend or counter attacks from any direction. It was eerie how natural the feeling was given he’d never really done anything other than put some ability points in swordsmanship to earn it.

As he reached the golem, he sliced vertically from the ground up, cutting through the monster as easily as he would cut through the air itself. The golem king instantly crumbled into a pile of rocks and Frost took out his harvesting crystal. He activated the small gem instantly separating the king into three piles of material and placed everything into his inventory except for a vibrant red gem.

“Oh,” Frost scanned the gemstone. It was a golem heart and appeared to have a good deal of magical tolerance. He imagined that the right crafter could probably transform it into something special. “Nice.”

“Can I see?” Renna asked while trying to snatch the gemstone from his hand. “I just want to look at it!”

“Fine,” Frost said tossing it to her as he made his way back to the grazing horses. “Don’t lose it though.”

“I won’t,” Renna said staring at the gemstone. Erissa, Fayeth, and Ena all circled her as they passed it around. After they finished admiring the gem the elves chased after Frost. “Wait for us!”

Frost’s horse was named Witch and her name fit her personality.

Witch was a vicious red mare that wouldn’t let anybody under level seven riding ability mount her. He figured her bad attitude was due to her smaller size since most of the animals they stabled were larger than her.

“Herald Frost,” Renna grinned impishly as she reached into her horse’s saddlebag and pulled out a bottle of liquor. “Want to get started early?”

“Seriously?” Frost asked as Renna tossed him the bottle. The elves brewed three different types of fruity alcohol. The first was a weak sangria type of drink. The second was a more standard fruit wine. But the last was basically a fruit brandy. Renna tossed him the brandy. “It’s not even dinner time.”

“But you’re probably going to go to bed early,” Renna pouted while pulling out a few bottles of the weaker stuff to pass around. “And Brynn said that she gets you all day tomorrow for the wedding. The least you can do is celebrate a little with us.”

“It is a short ride,” Fayeth smiled approvingly. “And it’s only a little early.”

“I’ll have some,” Erissa said excitedly. “I’m really thirsty.”

“That’s not going to help your thirst,” Ena said judgmentally. “It’s just going to get you into trouble.”

“Speak for yourself,” Renna said smugly while handing Erissa a bottle.

“Lighten up Ena,” Fayeth said while gently patting the cerulean-eyed elf’s cheek. “It’ll only be a tiny celebration since we all need to get to bed early anyway. The herald is getting married tomorrow after all.”

“Fine,” Ena said as she reluctantly took a bottle from Fayeth. “But we need to get to bed early.”

“Obviously,” Frost nodded in agreement as the elves waited for him to drink. “I’m not trying to get into any trouble.”

“Exactly!” Renna said happily as they popped open their bottles and started drinking on their way back the village. “Let’s get into trouble!”

CHAPTER 2

Frost felt the harsh light of the sun shining directly in his eyes and reached around for a blanket or pillow to cover his face with. He immediately found one but he also found a warm slender body beneath it. He moved hand up her soft narrow waist to find surprisingly generous proportions. He squeezed her chest gently, trying to figure out whose it was.

“If you want to play with them just say so,” a familiar voice whispered seductively as he gently massaged her breasts. “I had so much fun last night Herald Frost.”

“Last night?” Frost said as he tried to remember what’d happened after they got back to the village. Bits and pieces started to come back to him as he opened his eyes to see Lyra laying naked in bed next to him. The blue-eyed elf smirked at him as his heart pounded like it was trying to escape his chest. “Renna’s going to kill me.”

“I don’t think so,” Lyra grinned impishly while pointing at the other side of the bed. Renna was sprawled out naked without so much as a sheet covering her, her lean body shamelessly on display for anybody who walked in. “She’s the one that dragged you here last night. I think she missed me.”

“What about Callie?” Frost looked around the room. “I thought you two were…”

“We are,” Lyra pointed to a blanket covered lump at the foot of the bed. Lyra tugged the blanket revealing the naked violet-haired elf. “She was more than happy to entertain the herald.”

“Entertain?” Frost chuckled as he looked around the room. There were empty bottles of fruit wine everywhere and half the furniture was knocked over. He started to remember more of the night and suddenly recollected having his hands around Lyra’s slender neck. He glanced at the sapphire-haired elf and noticed bruising around her neckline. “Shit, did I…”

“You?” Lyra laughed as she realized where his eyes had focused. “These weren’t you. I don’t mean to offend you Herald Frost, but you were a little too gentle. You kept checking in and if I so much as made a peep you pulled away. Fortunately, Renna was more than eager to step in and help.”

“Oh,” Frost said as more memories started to come back to him. He recalled Renna trying to show him how to do it properly and in fact remembered the petite elf going a little overboard. He almost couldn’t believe the elated expression on Renna’s face as she wrapped her hands around Lyra’s neck and squeezed like she was trying to kill her. “Sorry about Renna…”

“Don’t be,” Lyra said wantonly while rolling her hips. She slid her hand beneath her blanket and started squeezing one of her breasts with the other. “I’ve never orgasmed so hard in my life. I may have to leave Callie just to get back together with her. Just thinking of her punishing me more…”

“You really are the worst kind of person, aren’t you?” Frost chuckled as he looked down at the sweet innocent Callie resting. The violet-haired elf was head over heels in love with Lyra despite her lascivious reputation. “You should really be nicer to your partners.”

Even by elf standards Lyra was gorgeous. The twenty-two-year-old elf had a narrow waist, long sexy legs, and an unexpectedly large bust for her frame. Her porcelain skin was completely flawless and even her pink nipples were perfectly sized for her breasts. It was no surprise that the elves in the village continued to sleep with her even after messy breakups. Although he was starting to think that the messy breakups were intentional to ensure when they did come back, they came back angry.

In truth, he couldn’t really judge the elf harshly. All of the elves in the village were survivors of horrible situations that left their own special scars on the individuals. Lyra always changed the subject when he asked about her past but he knew from Lysandra that she blamed herself for the destruction of her village.

“I should be nicer to my partners? I wouldn’t be so quick to judge Herald Frost,” Lyra smirked while poking his chest. The gorgeous blue-haired elf rolled over to show him her welt covered ass. “My neck was Renna but my ass was all you.”

“Uhh…”

“Don’t worry,” Lyra giggled and kissed his chest. “I won’t tell on you as long as you come back and do it again. You were so amazing last night. It’s no wonder you have this entire village wrapped around your finger.”

“My finger?” Frost struggled to contain his laughter at the absurdity of the statement. “I’m pretty sure it’s the other way around.”

“You think so?” Lyra playfully bit his nipple before moving her mouth lower. The azure-haired elf amorously licked his abdomen as she moved toward his waistline. “Does that mean I have you wrapped around my little finger?”

“Nobody’s wrapped around your little finger,” Renna growled while placing her hand on Lyra’s head. She slowly guided Lyra back toward his chest before releasing her grip on the lustful elf. “He belongs to everybody.”

“Really,” Frost smiled as the petite elf pressed her athletic body against him. The slender thief wrapped her leg around his waist and kissed his naked chest. “I belong to everybody? You all just own me now?”

“I don’t mean it like that,” Renna moaned seductively as she rolled hips. “But you’re our herald we love you. You have to take responsibility for it.”

“I don’t intend to take responsibility for anything,” Frost joked as Renna and Lyra simultaneously moved toward his neck. Their warm tongues bathed everything they touched as they made their way upward.

“Not even what you said last night?” Callie’s head popped up. The drowsy violet-haired elf yawned and rubbed her eyes while waiting for a response. The other two stopped what they were doing as they waited for an answer as well.

“What did I say last night?” Frost asked suspiciously as the three women grinned. Their colorful eyes were practically glowing as they stared adoringly at him. “What?”

“You said that you were going to marry us,” Renna said happily. She immediately turned to the others for confirmation and they both nodded.

“No, I didn’t,” Frost said obstinately. “Nice try.”

“But you did!” Lyra whined while gesturing at the three of them. “We all heard it! You said that Shalia wants you to marry her followers.”

“That sounds familiar,” Frost said while glancing around the room for anything that might jog his memory. Unfortunately, the only things coming back to him were flashes of having sex on furniture. “But I’m pretty sure I didn’t ask anybody to marry me.”

“But you did! I would never lie about that Herald Frost!” Callie insisted while crawling on top of him. The violet-eyed elf looked like she was ready to cry as she straddled his waist. “You asked us how we’d feel about marrying you!”

“So, I didn’t ask you to marry me,” Frost said firmly. “I asked how you’d feel about…”

“That’s cruel!” Renna growled while getting an inch from his face. Her emerald eyes emanated rage. “You didn’t just ask how we’d feel about marrying you. You asked if we’d be happy marrying you even though you would be a horrible husband. And when we said it’d make us happy you said you’d do anything to make us happy. After that you must have said you loved us over a hundred times each.”

“At least a hundred times,” Callie said insistently. “It made me so happy!”

“I was drunk,” Frost chuckled nervously as he suddenly recalled drunkenly declaring his love while burying his face between their thighs. He really needed to break that bad habit of telling women that he loved them during sex. “It doesn’t count if I’m drunk.”

“Drunk words are sober thoughts,” Renna said harshly.

“Where’d you hear that?” Frost said recognizing the statement from his own world.

“You said that to Ena, remember?” Renna said.

“I was just teasing her about saying she wanted to sleep with me while she was drunk,” Frost said while shifting uncomfortably in the bed. Renna and Lyra both pressed their bodies against his sides, holding him in place as Callie continued straddling him. “And, and!” Frost said realizing his way out. “Although I said drunk words are sober thoughts, I still I haven’t slept with her!”

“I don’t care about that,” Lyra whined. “That’s between you and Ena.”

“You said you’d marry us,” Renna pouted while completely ignoring his objections. “You said you’d do anything to make us happy. Marriage will make us happy.”

“Even if I have a hundred other wives?” Frost asked defiantly. “I’m sure…”

“Even if you had a thousand wives,” Callie said.

“Even if you had a hundred thousand wives,” Lyra added while gently scraping her nails across his chest.

“Even if you had a million wives,” Renna said as she buried her face in his neck.

“Fuck! You’re all crazy. You’re only saying that because I’m the only man available,” Frost groaned as the women all stared at him. “If there were hundreds of elf men running around…”

“I’d still want you,” Renna moaned in his ear. “I only want you. Don’t you want me? If you had a hundred elves to choose from, wouldn’t you choose me? I love you so much.”

“Fuck,” Frost groaned as she began nibbling on his earlobe. “Quit that.”

“Everybody else hates us,” Renna whined sexily while grinding her hips against his thigh. “Nobody will ever love us as much as you.”

He always hated when the elves said things like that because it made him feel like he was taking advantage of them.

The elves in his village were believed to be cursed for surviving plagues, famines, and wars so everywhere they went they were abused. There were elves in Pluma village twice his age that were so desperate to be loved that simply cuddling with them made them so happy they cried.

“You’re amazing,” Frost reassured Renna as the petite elf moaned in his ear. “You can do better.”

“I don’t want to do better. I want you,” Renna whimpered while biting his earlobe. “I love you, accept it. Accept the fact that we want you.”

“She’s right you know,” Lyra said seductively. “You should be more like me. I savor the fact that everybody loves me.”

“We all hate you,” Renna growled.

“You didn’t hate me last night,” Lyra grinned naughtily.

“The marks around your neck suggest otherwise,” Frost teased while running his finger along her bruised collar. The image of Renna forcefully choking Lyra popped into his mind and as shameful as it was, it was turning him on.

“Hm?” Callie smiled and looked around sneakily as she started slowly rocking back and forth. The violet-haired elf bit her bottom lip to quiet herself as she tried not to draw attention.

“The marks are proof that she still loves me,” Lyra whispered in Frost’s ear while grinning smugly at Renna. “She’s just furious that I choose Callie over her and now she has to live with that old crone in the temple.”

“I’m happy to live in the temple,” Renna said haughtily as her leg bumped against Callie. She grinned salaciously as she realized what was going on. “Very happy.”

“Herald Frost,” Lyra slid her hand up and down his body as she caught on as well. “Would you like to continue where we left off last night?”

“Where we left off?” Frost asked as Lyra reached over the edge of the bed and picked up some bindings and a blindfold. “Oh. Well, I mean, since we’re all awake anyway…”

“Where is that elf-fucking bastard!” Brynn’s voice echoed from outside. “Renna! I know you’re with him you long-eared skank! You have ten seconds to get out here before I come looking for you!”

“Shit,” Frost grumbled while jumping out of bed practically launching Callie off of him. He rummaged around in search of his pants and quickly put them on while smiling nervously at the elves. He looked at Renna as the green-haired elf pretended not to hear the yelling outside. “Are you coming? She called you by name.”

“I didn’t hear anything after elf-fucking bastard,” Renna said feigning innocence.

“I didn’t hear her name called either,” Lyra smiled while running a finger up Renna’s ear. The blue-haired seductress slid her free hand between Callie’s legs. “Would you like to stay for breakfast Renna?”

“Herald Frost,” Renna smiled nervously at him as Lyra simultaneously teased both her and Callie. “It’d be rude for me to leave after...”

“Have fun,” Frost sighed while wishing he could join in as he left the small house.

Brynn was waiting in the central garden of the village and looked like she was just about ready to start kicking down doors as Frost emerged from Lyra’s house. Lysandra was standing next to the petite bard attempting to keep her calm as Frost cautiously approached them.

Brynn was a beautiful short slender human woman with boyish black hair and dark eyes while Lysandra was an elegant tall curvy elf with long white hair and amethyst eyes. So, when the two of them stood next to each other it sort of looked like a demon standing next to an angel.

Frost felt Brynn’s dark gaze following his every move as he approached the scowling woman. The petite bard crossed her arms and glared at him judgmentally as she waited for an explanation as to why he never came to bed.

“I did warn you that I’d make an awful husb…”

“Kiss me handsome,” the slender bard interrupted as he arrived in front of her. “Now.”

“Oh,” Frost smiled as he leaned down to kiss his beautiful princess. Brynn aggressively slipped her tongue into his mouth and swirled it around like she was searching for something. She must have found it because the next thing he knew Brynn’s hand gripped his balls with malicious intent. “Brynn…”

“All I asked was not on our wedding day handsome,” Brynn growled while increasing the pressure. “I let you fuck whoever you want, whenever you want. Tomorrow you can fuck every elf in the village one after another to celebrate if you want. I asked was for this one day to feel special. Was that really too much…”

“I didn’t,” Frost insisted while standing completely still. “I did last night. But not this morning.”

“I believe Herald Frost is telling the truth,” Lysandra smiled while pointing at the outline of his cock. The gorgeous amethyst-eyed elf priestess placed her hand on Brynn’s shoulder. “Lady Brynn, before you do anything rash consider that you may actually want to use that tonight.”

“She has a good point,” Frost said calmly.

“Not today handsome,” Brynn said authoritatively while tightening her grip just enough to let him know she meant business. “We have an agreement. You marry me, you live with me, you lay with me, you love me. If you want to sleep with elves or anybody else, you can. But I want this one day to celebrate us. After today you can go back to your normal antics. Understood?”

“Understood,” Frost laughed apprehensively while waiting for the petite bard to release her grip. “I love you?”

“Was that a question or a statement?” Brynn smirked and waited for an answer, enjoying that she literally had him by the balls. “Think carefully before you answer handsome.”

“I love you,” Frost said confidently while running his fingers through her short black hair. She was trying to grow it out again but hair could only grow so much in a month. He didn’t really care but he knew it was something she was self-conscious about. Traveling through Zira disguised as a man left her a little insecure about her femininity. The curvaceous elves constantly wandering around didn’t really help either. “Obviously it was a statement.”

“You’re lucky you’re sexy because you are going to be the worst husband,” Brynn blushed while releasing her grip. “Now, do you remember the rules for today?”

“Rules?” Frost teased while smiling flirtatiously. “All I can think about is finally getting to make love to my beautiful wife.”

“So, you do remember,” Brynn smiled while poking his chest.

He liked to tell himself that he was marrying the petite beauty because she saved his life and he owed her, and that may have been true initially, but he couldn’t deny his growing feelings toward her.

He didn’t care that she was princess of Zira or that she was a talented bard. And she was certainly talented. Her support magic was amazing and her lullabies were some of the most beautiful songs he’d ever heard. She was kind, confident, and fun to be around. Sure, she was a little overbearing, but it wasn’t like she ever demanded anything unreasonable, excluding the marriage itself obviously.

The least he could do was make sure the day went off without a hitch. All he had to do was not sleep with anybody else, compliment her, and look handsome. There was also another stipulation to not cause any trouble with the visiting nobles, but that one came with an asterisk.

Even if Brynn was marrying the elf-fucking Herald of Shalia, she was still a princess and it was still a royal wedding. The nobles didn’t have much choice but to attend.

“So,” Frost said pensively. “About the not causing any trouble rule, remind me how that works again?”

“Fiora has the nobles on a tight leash,” Brynn smirked. “After the chimera attack last week, I think she realized how badly she needs you until the Blackwater territory gets a real monster elimination force up and running.”

“But if they do start trouble?” Frost asked.

“You’re allowed to finish it,” Brynn laughed and shook her head. “But I promise that nobody will harm your elves.”

“Lady Brynn,” Lysandra wrapped her arms around the petite woman. The gorgeous high-priestess was surprisingly excited to perform the marriage ceremony, even if she had to share the pulpit with a Ziran Priest to accommodate Brynn’s beliefs. “You’re going to make such a good queen someday!”

“Ly-n-dr,” Brynn mumbled as Lysandra smothered her face in her ample chest. The slender dark-haired bard wiggled free and gasped for air. “I’m not even in the running for the throne. Even with a herald as a husband there are five better candidates.”

“Try six,” Slade appeared out of nowhere. He smiled as he eyed up Brynn in her white slip. “That what you’re fuckin’ wearing? I guess we should be thankful the rabbit-fucker isn’t making you wear a fur dress to tickle his fancy.”

“Baron Slade,” Lysandra nodded politely.

“You invited him?” Frost asked while staring at the foul-mouthed ninja. Slade was so handsome it was absurd. Perfect long silver hair and the most handsome face Frost had ever seen. But none of that mattered when the crass bastard opened his mouth. It was like listening to the lead singer of a boy band go on a foul-mouthed rant.

“Slade’s to be on his best behavior,” Brynn shot him a threatening glance. “Princess Fiora promised. Isn’t that right Baron Slade?”

“That’s right,” Slade said clearly struggling not to say something rude. “Although threatening to invite that evil cunt was bad fucking form.”

“That evil cunt is your wife,” Brynn smirked. “I’m sure she wouldn’t like to hear how you’re talking about her.”

“Like I give a fuck about that,” Slade scoffed. “That bitch is colder than yeti’s ballsack. I married her for the fucking title.”

“Then why is inviting her a threat?” Frost asked.

“Politics,” Brynn shrugged. “It’s a bit complicated but while Slade is a noble, he’s a lesser noble’s illegitimate son and the title of Baron was earned through marriage. If the baroness were to divorce him, he’d lose his land, titles, and a significant portion of his wealth. But, for reasons they’re not generally permitted to be near each other. As I said, it’s complicated.”

“Nothing complicated about it,” Slade said coldly. “Isabelle needs me. Until there’s a time where she doesn’t fucking need me, she’s going to block that divorce. The compromise is we keep to our fucking selves.”

“You’re right,” Frost nodded. “Not complicated at all. And it explains why you were sent to Blackwater with Fiora.”

“Speaking of her royal cuntness, she’ll be arriving in the afternoon,” Slade said. “Which is why I’m here so fucking early. I need to search the area. Normally I’d just fucking do it without saying anything but since I’m in an allied territory, well, fucking politics.”

“Right,” Frost nodded. “It’s fine. Just don’t bother anybody.”

“The animals in your zoo won’t even know I’m fuckin’ here elf-fucker,” Slade said smugly as he vanished.

“He’s interesting,” Lysandra said politely. “Don’t let Renna near him. Her language is bad enough as is.”

“I really want to learn how he does that,” Frost said while sorting through his own abilities. He’d practiced stealth quite a bit with Renna but the ability didn’t function anything like Slade’s. Stealth merely gave him a sense of the best places to walk in order to remain hidden while Slade could outright vanish. “Is it magic?”

“Think so,” Brynn answered. “I know that ninja is a difficult class to unlock. At the very least it requires thief, sniper, and assassin to all be mastered. I believe there are some magic using classes that need to be mastered as well.”

“Who do you think would win in a fight?” Frost asked curiously. “Me or Slade.”

“You,” Brynn said cheerfully. “Even Slade admitted that you terrify him.”

“But we’re pretty close in levels and he has a lot more abilities,” Frost said pensively. “I’m still a fighter. Nothing really amazing about that.”

“Don’t underestimate yourself handsome,” Brynn said as they headed toward the temple. Most of the village was still waking up so it was a short peaceful walk. “You have a way of using your abilities that’s unique to heralds. Just look at the village. Every one of the elves has gained one or two levels in a month since you arrived. Do you have any idea how amazing that is?”

“It really is,” Lysandra faked a smile while walking next to him. “Everybody keeps talking about it.”

“Lysandra,” Frost grabbed the elf’s waist and pulled her close. “I couldn’t do anything without your help. You’re the one that listens to their problems and keeps them all happy. All I did was teach them a system for hunting in parties.”

“You’re really frustrating handsome,” Brynn laughed as she opened the door to the temple. “You have no idea how much I wish I had training like yours when I was younger. Your system is seriously on par with the Royal Academy of Zira with a fraction of the resources.”

They passed through the large double doors of the temple and entered the main hall. Really it was more like a dining hall or a tavern than a main hall. There was a large wooden stage at the far side of the table-filled room and a wooden bar off to the right. Next to the bar was an open archway that led to the kitchen and storage rooms. And the wooden staircase on the left side of the main hall led upstairs to the bedrooms.

“My lord!” Jasmine practically mauled Frost as she leapt from the stairs. The cat-eared Myrran playfully licked his neck before glancing at Brynn like she’d done something wrong. “I’m so sorry, it was a reflex.”

“The rule is no sex,” Brynn said while looking at Frost like he was at fault for the orange-haired woman’s actions. The athletic cat-girl was wearing a white flowy camisole and lacy boy shorts. He resisted the urge to squeeze her athletic ass while she hugged him. “So, it’s fine.”

“Really?” Frost wrapped an arm around Jasmine’s waist and smiled as he pulled her close. Her striped tail flailed excitedly as he moved in like he was going to kiss the green-eyed Myrran. “So, what exactly constitutes…”

“Don’t push your luck handsome,” Brynn warned while trying not to smile. “It’s hard enough being the only person in this village not allowed to have sex without you teasing me about it all the time.”

“That’s self-inflicted,” Frost laughed while releasing Jasmine. “I’d be fine if you weren’t a virgin.”

“I might not look the part but I’m still a princess,” Brynn huffed. “There are expectations.”

“What are you talking about?” Frost smirked while grabbing Brynn’s narrow waist. Her white slip was so soft and thin it was like he was holding her directly. “You definitely look like a princess to me.”

“You’re doing a good job on the complimenting sexy,” Brynn winked at him while pushing him off. “But we need to start getting ready. The wedding is in six hours and guests will probably start arriving in four or five hours”

“I’m so excited!” Jasmine yelled. “A royal wedding! Everybody is going to be so jealous!”

“What should I do?” Frost grinned knowing full well his responsibilities were all taken care of. “All that’s left for me is look handsome and stand at the altar, right?”

“And don’t forget to keep your cock in your pants,” Brynn said authoritatively. “You know what, on second thought.” Brynn walked to the temple door and poked her head out. “Commander Grey! We need your assistance!”

“A babysitter?” Frost laughed as Brynn came prancing back in. “Seriously?”

“I think it’s a very good idea,” Lysandra said supportively while glancing at Frost’s pants. “Especially after the close call this morning.”

“How do you even know there was a close call?” Frost asked defensively.

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra smiled at him knowingly.

“His only job will be to make sure you don’t sleep with anybody between now and the ceremony. After that, I’ll keep an eye on you myself.”

“I don’t need him to keep an eye on me,” Frost insisted. “I can just sit in the study and do some reading and writing.”

“Frost!” Zinnia and Iris yelled excitedly as they rushed down the stairs in their underwear. The dog-eared Durra and bunny-eared Florenne wrapped their arms around him while nuzzling him affectionally. “You’re getting married!”

Zinnia’s lewd body pressed against him and he suddenly thought that maybe having a babysitter was a good idea. The dog-eared woman’s tail wagged excitedly as her large chest practically popped out of her undersized black bra and panties. The summer sun darkened her tan and left sexy tan-lines which drew his gaze to places he wasn’t supposed to be looking.

Iris managed to avoid sunlight almost entirely since her fair skin easily burned. The white-haired rabbit-girl spent most of her days under an umbrella or sprawled out indoors wearing only her underwear. On more than one occasion he’d walked into his room to see her long athletic legs spread open as she slept in her pink lingerie. The sexy former courtesans seemed to have more sets of transparent lingerie than actual clothing.

“Herald Frost,” Iris rapidly jumped up and down. Her large breasts looked like they might fly out of her pink lacey top any moment. “Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what.”

“What?” Frost asked at the excited bunny-girl.

“We’re going to be bridesmaids!” Iris said cheerfully. “I’m going to be part of a royal wedding!”

“That’s right!” Zinnia said while jumping up and down. “We’re going to be bridesmaids!”

“Everybody is going to be so jealous!” Jasmine looked like she was containing an explosion as she hugged herself. “I can’t wait! I’m going to do such a good job!”

“Really?” Frost smirked at Brynn. He knew that she was struggling to select her bridesmaids for some time since none of the royals wanted to be involved in the wedding. Lysandra was out of the question since she was performing the ceremony and Frost already called dibs on Renna for his side making her choices even more difficult. “What triggered that?”

“Do you really want to know handsome?” Brynn smirked wickedly while gesturing at the beast-girls.

“I’m not sure now,” Frost said suspiciously. It wasn’t as if the three former courtesans were poor choices but they were odd ones given Frost’s behavior around them, which was best described as depraved. At one-point Brynn pulled Iris aside to check up on her only to walk away dumbfounded when the submissive Florenne tried to get her to join in. “Is this some sort of surprise?”

“It could be a surprise,” the bard walked toward him seductively and stroked his chest. “There could be lots of surprises. And if there are, I’ve seen how amazing these three are with the children of the village and I got to thinking how wonderful they’d be helping with little surprises.”

“I don’t like where this is going,” Frost chuckled while gently guiding her hand away. “Hate to be the bearer of bad news but I don’t plan on putting a surprise in anybody anytime soon.”

“That’s why they’re called surprises,” Brynn smiled wickedly. “And if I’m going to be taken seriously as a candidate for ruler of Zira, I’m going to need to provide an heir handsome.”

“Oh!” Lysandra said excitedly. “Could you imagine how fun having a cute little royal baby around would be! Babies are just the cutest!”

“They really are!” Iris agreed.

“You yelled for me?” Commander Grey grumbled as he walked into the temple obviously suffering from a hangover. Frost was more than happy to see the old man since it got him out of his current conversation but Commander Grey didn’t seem happy to see Frost. The bearded old man was wearing a ratty white tunic and some brown cloth pants he’d just thrown on before coming to the temple. The dark bags under his eyes and disheveled grey hair supported the idea that he’d just been woken up. “How the hell are you even alive right now after everything you drank?”

“It was just wine,” Frost chuckled as he vaguely recalled him and the elves challenging the commander and a few of his men to a drinking competition. Ena, Fayeth, and Erissa tapped out early while Frost and Renna carried them to victory. “How are you so hungover?”

“There’s something not right with you,” Commander Grey growled before turning to Brynn. The surprisingly muscular old man yawned and cracked his neck while still trying to wake up. “Anyway, what did you want?”

“William,” a stern voice forced the commander to stand upright. An older woman in a green dress with long grey hair and soft friendly features appeared in the doorway behind the commander. “Is this the type of man you are when you’re away from home? You’re the type of man that’d take that tone with a woman on her wedding day? It’s downright shameful William.”

“Herald Frost, Lady Brynn,” Commander Grey forced a smile. “Let me introduce you to my wife, Lady Grey. She arrived this morning.”

“To a husband who’d clearly been up all night drinking. You should be grateful I allowed you to sleep in,” Lady Grey said with an alarmingly polite tone. “Herald Frost, Lady Brynn. It is an honor to make your acquaintance and I apologize for my husband’s lack of manners,” the old woman performed the most refined courtesy Frost had ever seen before turning to her attention back to her husband. “Do you have something to say for yourself William?”

“I’m sorry honey,” Commander Grey sighed. The tired old man just wanted to be done with it so he could go back to bed.

“Don’t apologize to me,” Lady Grey nodded toward Brynn. “And think of the example you’re setting for your men. They look up to you and emulate you. Not to mention you’re an ambassador now so manners are more important than ever.”

“You’re absolutely right honey,” Commander Grey said, turning toward Brynn. “How may I be of assistance to you today Lady Brynn?”

“Better,” Lady Grey said while walking over to her husband and pecking him on the cheek. Frost noticed the lady sneak a squeeze of her husband’s backside before stepping away. “There’s the charming man I married.”

“Commander Grey,” Brynn said. “I need…”

“Ambassador Grey,” Lady Grey corrected. “If you truly intend to be a queen one day Lady Brynn you should understand the importance of titles. Could you imagine if somebody walked in and called you Shepherd Brynn? Or…well, I suppose people do call the herald lots of uncouth things that don’t reflect his status.”

“You mean like elf-fucker?” Brynn joked.

“Or dog-fucker,” Zinnia added.

“Cat-fucker,” Jasmine said excitedly dancing around. “Cat-fucker, cat-fucker, cat-fucker!”

“Rabbit-fucker,” Iris added timidly while looking away.

“All of you!” Lady Grey glared furiously at the four women. “That type of language is not befitting ladies! And on a wedding day no less! Have you no shame?”

“But we’re not ladies,” Jasmine objected. “We’re courtesans.”

“Former courtesans,” Zinnia corrected. “And now we’re royal bridesmaids!”

“Bridesmaids!” Iris said with a huge smile. “I’m so excited!”

“Even more reason for you to act like ladies,” Lady Grey said with a terrifying calmness as she picked up a wooden spoon from a nearby table. Both Frost and Commander Grey stood upright while Jasmine and the others sprinted upstairs. Lady Grey turned to Brynn. “Lady Brynn, if you don’t mind, I’ll be assisting you today. It’s clear that these young women have no idea how to properly act.” Lady Grey smiled politely while inspecting the spoon. “Yet.”

“Right,” Brynn nodded nervously while turning to Commander Grey. “Speaking of acting properly. I need you to keep my fiancé from fucking anybody other than me. Think you can manage that?”

“Lady Brynn,” Lady Grey slowly walked toward the stairs. “We can start by washing that filthy mouth out of yours. I don’t care how long you ran around pretending to be a man, that language is not befitting any lady, let alone a princess on her wedding day. You are an example to all of those around you Lady Brynn.”

“Lady Grey,” Frost paused and stared at the spoon as Brynn rushed up the stairs to join the courtesans. “It is her wedding night so about the spoon…”

“Oh,” Lady Grey stared at the spoon and blushed. “I understand completely and you have no need to worry Herald Frost, I’ll be careful not to leave any marks.”

“Good,” Frost said reflexively before realizing the old lady didn’t actually say she wouldn’t use the spoon, just that she wouldn’t leave marks. But it was too late to argue as Lady Grey stomped up the stairs after the other women. He turned to Commander Grey and smiled. “How is Priscilla so unruly with a mother like that?”

“Girl’s got a father like me,” Commander Grey said with a sad sigh. “So, I need to keep you from fucking anybody. That shouldn’t be too difficult.”

“You say that,” Frost grinned mischievously.

“Funny,” the commander chuckled before gesturing outside. “Let’s head over to that elf doctor of yours to get me something for my hangover first.”

“You got it,” Frost nodded. “We also need to stop by Lyra’s so I can get the rest of my clothes. I only had time to grab pants. They might still be having breakfast so you may want to stand outside.”

“For breakfast?” Commander Grey questioned.

“You know,” Frost smirked. “Breakfast. Don’t worry, Brynn’s rule is I can’t fuck, not that I can’t watch.”

“There’s something wrong with this village Frost,” Commander Grey grumbled as he led the way. “I swear to the fucking goddess Ziralia herself, there’s something fucking wrong with this village.”

CHAPTER 3

An hour later most of the elves were awake and rushing to finish decorating for the wedding. Most of the difficult tasks were already done but there was still an enormous amount left to do.

Both the wedding and the reception were taking place beneath a massive tent in the large clearing right outside the village walls. Although the area was normally used for combat training with the children, they put a lot of effort into making it presentable. It was the only space large enough to accommodate all of the guests.

Brynn sent out the necessary invitations and while the nobles in distant territories declined their invitations, virtually all of those from Blackwater were coming. It was both surprising and problematic.

Frost wasn’t sure if it was because of the fear he and Brynn had instilled in the neighboring territory or the fear their new governess Princess Fiora inspired, but five hundred nobles accepted Brynn’s invitation.

This created a host of problems for the small village.

The venue problem was easily dealt with using a gorgeous fabric tent that Lishri crafted for them. Leave it to an Arachne to design a massive cloth structure supported by a few well place strands. The tent itself boasted intricate lace edgework as well as stunning floral designs of varying colors. It ended up being an absolutely amazing venue.

A trickier problem was seating. Every household of elves had four chairs and a love seat since that was all that their small homes could fit. Counting the seating from the temple they’d only be able to seat about three hundred guests and the remainder would have to stand. That was sure to upset more than a few nobles.

And then there were the tables themselves. Many of them were in need of sanding and staining before they were deemed presentable for a wedding but with only one novice carpenter in the village that wasn’t going to happen. Fortunately, Lishri offered to help with that problem as well.

The large red-headed Arachne crafted tablecloths that matched the tent and with Mira’s assistance she was able to finish enough for all of the tables as well as matching cushions for the chairs. The two red-headed weavers made a shockingly good team.

Still, even with all of their preparations, the elves were scrambling to get everything set up as best they could.

“Herald Frost,” Priscilla panted as she rushed toward him while gesturing at three wagons waiting at the gate of the village. “Um, should guests be arriving so early?”

Commander Grey’s daughter was a young beautiful knight with long brown hair and bright auburn eyes. She was also currently under investigation for crimes against Zira thanks to her associations with Frost. Until the investigation was finished, she was staying in the village.

She was actively working as a tutor for young elves who wished to become knights and as it turned out, she had a knack for it. As a bonus, Commander Grey was more than happy to have his daughter in the village because it meant she wouldn’t cause any trouble in the city.

“Oh,” Frost said excitedly. “That’s probably Madam Gardenia and the others!”

“Madam Gardenia?” Priscilla tilted her head. “Wait, isn’t that Jasmine’s old…Herald Frost, when you say madam do you mean a literal madam?”

“Yeah,” Frost nodded as he waived the wagons in. “She offered to bring us more chairs and tables as well as provide some support for a good price.”

“Frost,” Commander Grey grabbed his arm. “Does your future wife know that you invited a bunch of whores to her wedding?”

“Father,” Priscilla eyed him smugly. “I’m going to tell mother on you.”

“Hypocrite,” Commander Grey grumbled as Priscilla smiled puckishly. “Fine. Courtesans. Does Lady Brynn know?”

“Who do you think’s paying for it?” Frost smirked as the gorgeous fox-woman hopped out of her wagon and began gesturing at a bunch of her employees. Once they had their orders, Madam Gardenia sprinted over to Frost and gave him a hug. “Madam Gardenia. I hope you had a pleasant journey.”

“I did,” the twin-tailed fox woman said cheerfully. She was wearing an elegant strapless red gown with golden embroidery decorating the top. He found himself thinking that between the red hair, red dress, and gorgeous curves she looked more like a certain famous rabbit than a fox. “We brought everything you should need.”

“What are those women doing?” Commander Grey stared at the courtesans stripping down to their underwear as several beast men unloaded the wagons. It was mostly elves but there were also a few different types of women in the mix that Frost couldn’t help but stare at. “Snap out of it boy.”

“Commander Grey,” Madam Gardenia bowed politely. “Herald Frost and Lady Brynn wanted the elves to be able to enjoy the festivities so he asked us to take care of the guests.”

Several of the courtesans were shamelessly standing around in their underwear until one of the large Durra men started pulling out their luggage. Immediately the scantily clad women rushed to the cases and pulled out maid uniforms. Frost was admittedly a little disappointed when they started getting dressed.

“When you say take care of,” Commander Grey joked as he stared at the maid uniforms that were more suited for Madam Gardenia’s establishment than a wedding.

“Father,” Priscilla smiled and started walking toward the temple. “I’m telling mother that you’re being rude.”

“Priscilla,” Commander Grey groaned as he tried to stop his daughter. He glanced back at Frost. “Don’t you fuck anybody while I’m gone Frost,” He said before continuing to chase after his daughter. “What have I told you about tattling to your mother!”

“Things seem lively,” Madam Gardenia smiled as she glanced around the village. “This is a rather quaint village you have here Herald Frost. Everybody seems very happy. Do my girls like it here?”

“They love it here,” Frost smiled as he realized that the beautiful fox-eared woman was actually hoping to see Jasmine, Iris, and Zinnia. “Jasmine helps everybody and puts on shows for the children…”

“Shows?” Madam Gardenia raised an eyebrow.

“Not those types of shows,” Frost laughed. “But comedy and adventure shows. Iris watches the children of the village whenever the elves want time to themselves and works as Shael’s teaching assistant.”

“Iris is a teacher?” Madam Gardenia said in disbelief. “My timid little Iris is a teacher?”

“Yeah,” Frost nodded. “And Zinnia helps Rania and Sumina care for the animals. At least when she’s not off hunting. She’s a surprisingly strong tank.”

“Tank?” Madam Gardenia asked. “What’s that?”

“Right,” Frost chuckled. He used the term on reflex but nobody in the world really understood it until he explained it to them. “She joins the elves hunting monsters and distracts or holds the monsters while…”

“Isn’t that a little dangerous?” Madam Gardenia said disapprovingly. “I know Durra are strong but are you sure she should be doing that type of thing? She hasn’t really had any training and…”

“Shael and I trained her up quite a bit before we allowed her to join hunts,” Frost reassured the worried madam. “Once she figured out that hunting was how we attained meat she pretty much insisted that she joins in.”

“That does sound like her,” Madam Gardenia glared suspiciously at Frost as her red fluffy tails swayed back and forth. She smiled flirtatiously as she looked him over. “And what about you Herald Frost? Are you still taking good care of them?”

“I just told…” Frost paused as he realized what she was getting at. “Really? Have a little more faith in me. Or do you want me to tell you about some of the other shows Jasmine’s come up with?”

“Not necessary,” Madam Gardenia laughed as she glanced around at the village full of gorgeous elves. Courtesans were running around introducing themselves and offering to help with setting things up. Several of the elves in her group were curious of the villagers while others eyed them with suspicion. “My girls were worried that this was going to be a dark desolate place because of the rumors. I think they’re a bit shocked to see everybody so happy.”

“Right,” Frost nodded. “The cursed followers of Shalia thing. Hopefully this helps them realize that the rumors are nonsense.”

“Is it that important to you what a bunch of demihuman courtesans think?” Madam Gardenia asked politely.

“Me? No,” Frost gestured at several of the elf children attempting to make themselves useful. “But it means a lot to them.”

“To think somebody as soft as you killed twelve giants and the eight heroes in the same day,” Madam Gardenia playfully bumped against him with her shoulder. If he didn’t know any better, he’d have thought the fox-woman was actually interested in him.

“Soft?” Frost chuckled. “Awfully bold accusation for somebody who buys clothing in bulk for all of your employee’s children.”

“That’s a business endeavor,” the fox-eared madam smiled. “Loyalty is important. Because of the loyalty I’ve purchased nobody touches my business endeavors. I also own most of the property in the area so if I can increase the quality of the neighborhood the value of my property increases. I am certainly not soft.”

“Mmhm,” Frost grinned while eyeing up her fluffy red tails. “You look pretty soft.”

“Herald Frost,” Madam Gardenia grinned wickedly. “It’s your wedding day. But if you visit me in Blackwater another time, I’ll be happy to let you find out how soft I am for yourself.”

“He hasn’t slept with anybody in the ten minutes since I left, has he?” Commander Grey said as he approached with Priscilla following behind him. The ambassador bowed politely at the fox-eared madam.

“A few more minutes alone and he might have,” the fox-eared madam winked at him. “But no, Herald Frost has been ever the gentleman.”

“Good,” Commander Grey stepped between the two before turning to the madam. “Madam Gardenia, I apologize for my earlier remarks, they were in poor taste.”

“And?” Priscilla said, clearly acting at the behest of Lady Grey. “What else?”

“We’re honored to accommodate you and your fine ladies,” Commander Grey added reluctantly.

“Lady Grey must be an impressive woman,” Madam Gardenia laughed. “I’m honored to be here Commander Grey. And obviously the apology was completely unnecessary but appreciated.”

“Was that so hard?” Priscilla grinned triumphantly.

“First chance I get I’m telling your mother about your dirty jokes,” Commander Grey said threateningly.

“I’ll tell her where I learned them,” Priscilla replied cockily.

“If you don’t think I’ll take us both down you’re mistaken young lady,” Commander retorted.

“Don’t start anything you can’t finish old man,” Priscilla said calling his bluff.

“Lady Priscilla,” Madam Gardenia interrupted while gesturing at the surrounding area. Half of her courtesans were working diligently while the other half appeared to be roaming about confused about what to do. “Since you’re familiar with the village, would you care to assist me in getting everything up and running? I won’t be able to relax until I’m sure everything is in order.”

“I’d be happy to,” Priscilla said while glancing at her father to make sure it was okay, naturally the commander was more than happy to have his daughter off his back.

“Herald Frost, it’s been lovely catching up,” Madam Gardenia bowed politely. “I certainly hope that after you’re married you won’t be a stranger.”

“I assume you mean at the brothel,” Frost grinned impishly. “I can’t imagine taking a trip to Blackwater and not paying you a visit.”

“I look forward to it,” Madam Gardenia laughed before turning to walk away with Priscilla at her side. The way her fluffy tails bounced back and forth made Frost want to visit her brothel again just to spend the night cuddled up with her.

“Really?” Commander Grey scoffed while punching Frost in the arm. “It’s the day of your wedding and you’re already planning a trip to a brothel? You’re some special kind of scumbag, aren’t you? Why is the princess marrying you again?”

“Your guess is as good as mine,” Frost grinned. “She says because I’m a herald but I’m beginning to think she might actually like me.”

He really didn’t know what Brynn was thinking. He would think that marrying an elf-fucking herald of a cursed goddess would hurt her cause more than help it. But she seemed pretty sure that marrying him would legitimize her claim to the throne of Zira.

“Oh,” Commander Grey nodded. “That explains it. She’s a few bottles short of a barrel.”

“That’s where the smart money is,” Frost laughed while moving out of the way of a large grey Durra carrying four tables. The dog-eared man looked like a contestant in a strongman competition. “Think we should be helping?”

“I am helping,” Commander Grey said as he glared at two auburn-haired elves approaching them. Phyrra, the squire that lived with Shael, was escorting Hestia, the village alchemist. “I have the hardest job. Keeping you from plowing anybody but your wife.”

Phyrra was one of the more muscular elves in the village although it wasn’t as if any of them were bodybuilders. She was just a little taller than the rest and had well-defined arms, abs, and legs. She was also surprisingly tan for somebody who regularly wore plate armor. She possessed almost demonically red eyes which when combined with her build made her very intimidating.

Hestia was almost the complete opposite. She was feminine to the point of absurdity complete with wide hips, long legs, and a large chest. She was essentially a pale elf pin-up with glowing green eyes and an honest smile. Which is exactly why she was so dangerous.

The alchemist had a nasty habit of trying to sneak potions into food and drinks she offered people. Her sense of right and wrong was completely warped. The innocent looking elf actually believed that slipping people potions was okay as long as the potions were good for them.

The two elf women were dressed similarly in vibrant emerald gowns that hugged their waistlines and enhanced their bodies’ natural curves. The gold embroidery on the dresses outlined key areas including the open slits down the legs as well as the low cuts of their tops. They were simultaneously classy and distractingly provocative.

“Herald Frost,” Phyrra said excitedly while pointing at their dresses. “Have you seen the dresses Lishri made for everybody? She’s made one custom for everybody in the village! She’s so amazing! Don’t they look great?”

“You both look beautiful,” Frost acknowledged as Phyrra jutted out her chest proudly and Hestia blushed. Frost stared at Hestia while trying to figure out what was different about her. It took him a few moments but he eventually realized her ears were missing. “Hestia, where are your ears?”

“I’m hiding them!” Hestia said while tugging on an invisible appendage. It wasn’t so much invisible as it was effectively camouflaged. “They’re still there but I’m using a special lotion that makes them blend with the things immediately around them.”

“I could make a killing with a lotion like that,” Frost said as he contemplated starting a makeup manufacturing industry.

“I doubt it,” Hestia tapped her lip while thinking about what he said. “It’s really difficult to make and requires multiple rare ingredients. Also, it doesn’t last very long. Anybody with enough money to afford it would probably just hire an illusionist to glamour them.”

“That’s a thing?” Frost looked at Commander Grey.

“Mostly for noblewomen,” Commander Grey shrugged.

“Ok,” Frost said turning his attention back to Hestia’s ears. If he really paid attention, he could notice them but it did require some focus. “Well, I suppose I should ask why you’re using it?”

“There are going to be lots of human guests,” Hestia said anxiously. “Humans don’t like elves so I thought this would help.”

“If you’re worried about humans causing trouble, I wouldn’t be too concerned,” Commander Grey said confidently. “They all know to be on their best behavior and I have some of my boys coming here to help keep people in line should they need it. Last thing I need is this monster going on a rampage because of some drunk loudmouth.”

“We’re not worried!” Phyrra said cheerfully. “We’re excited for visitors!”

“Phyrra!” Hestia interrupted while dragging her off to chase after a Myrran male. “Look at him! He’s so cute! He’s almost like a girl!”

“We can’t wait for the ceremony!” Phyrra laughed as she went with the alchemist. “Congratulations Herald Frost!”

“That Hestia’s a little off, isn’t she?” Commander Grey said as the two women cornered the Myrran. “Something about her doesn’t sit right with me.”

“Your intuition never ceases to amaze me,” Frost laughed. “She’s fucking crazy. And I don’t say that often about the elves. I mean, they’re all a little off, not in a bad way or anything. They’re just way too nice and they’re always horny. They trust me and love me for no fucking reason. So yeah, they’re all a little off. But Hestia, she’s fucking crazy. She’s tried slipping me virility potions and says it’s okay because being more virile is a good thing.”

“Doesn’t sound so bad,” Commander Grey said. “I could do with some extra strength.”

“Yeah,” Frost shook his head. “Not that type of virility.”

“Oh,” Commander Grey laughed. “Yeah, sounds fucking crazy.”

“Still,” Frost bit his lip as he stared at Hestia’s round ass. “I bet she’s fucking amazing in bed. I mean, between being batshit crazy and an alchemist it’d have to be amazing, right?”

“Something’s broken inside of you,” Commander Grey said while shaking his head. “Anyway, let’s head back to my tent and play some cards to stay out of trouble.”

“I’ll join you,” Slade grinned while appearing out of nowhere. “Nothing better to do in this run-down shit-hole you call a village.”

“Probably should find a fourth,” Frost said while watching the line outside of Lishri’s large tent get longer. She was working overtime on last minute alterations to make each of the elves’ dresses fit perfectly. Frost stared at a stunning young fox-woman from Madam Gardenia’s establishment walk past him with a chair. She only had one tail and it wasn’t nearly as fluffy as the madam’s but he’d definitely cuddle with the golden-haired beauty. “You know, we could always invite a few women and…”

“I have one job Frost,” Commander Grey smacked him on the arm. “I’m not going to fuck it up. We can play with three. I’m sure my boys will arrive soon.”

“Boys?” Slade scoffed. “You talking about those cunts under investigation for treason?”

“Those would be the ones,” Commander Grey answered as they headed toward his tent. “You boys have rel don’t you?”

“I’m about to marry into a boatload of it,” Frost laughed. “But none on me.”

“I’ll loan you whatever you need,” Slade smirked.

“And he’ll collect a finger if you’re late on a payment,” Commander Grey laughed. “I’ll spot you. Cost of keeping you on the straight and narrow I suppose.”

CHAPTER 4

The soldiers were some of the first visitors to arrive and there was a surprisingly large number of them. They all went directly to the commander’s tent and before long they had a card tournament going on, which Commander Grey won with surprisingly little effort leaving Frost about fifty rel in debt to the old man.

A little later, the nobles began arriving and Frost rushed off to finish getting ready. By the time he was dressed and heading toward the venue everything was perfect. The elves were all dressed in elegant gowns and socializing and the nobles were shooting them dirty glares.

It was obvious the nobles would rather be anywhere other than a small village in the middle of a forest, but since Princess Fiora was attending they had no choice. Their general reactions to the celebration were a strange combination of indignation and frustration.

Not long after, Lady Grey and the others joined the party while Brynn waited patiently inside the temple with Lysandra. The old woman quickly grabbed her husband and dragged him off mingle while Frost looked around wondering what he should be doing.

“It’s surprisingly pleasant,” Princess Fiora said haughtily as she approached Frost. She glanced at the elegant dresses the elves were wearing and obviously wanted to inquire about them, but her pride prevented it. “Rather colorful for a wedding though. Did your pets plan all of this?”

Princess Fiora was the personification of nobility. Her long blonde hair always fell in perfect spirals and she always wore elegant custom-tailored dresses. She looked down on others despite being more than happy to use them when it proved beneficial to her and was happy to sacrifice them if necessary. But, to her benefit, she was shockingly competent when it came to running Blackwater.

“The elves do like color,” Frost said as she looked around at the completed venue. The elves’ bright hair and eyes were accentuated by their colorful garments creating a startlingly vibrant visual. Lishri and Mira managed to pull off a miracle getting that many gorgeous dresses finished in time for the ceremony. He’d realized he’d have to reward them both somehow. “But this was mostly Brynn. Butler outfit and personality aside, she’s surprisingly girly at times.”

“And she really enjoys flowers it seems,” Fiora said while looking around at the elaborate floral displays. She wasn’t wrong about the flowers and even Frost started to feel like the elves probably went overboard there. Every table had a colorful centerpiece, every corner of the tent had large vases filled with flowers, even the alter was completely covered in pink, yellow, and blue petals. “As much as it pains me to admit, it’s not the worst wedding I’ve attended.”

“That’s a little harsh,” Sir Isaac nodded at Frost as he approached the two. Both the elves and the noble women were staring at the group of soldiers coming from Commander Grey’s tent. They’d all changed into their dress uniforms and looked more like handsome princes than foul mouthed soldiers. Sir Isaac in particular cleaned up especially nice. The way his bright blue eyes stood out against his dark tan and black slicked back hair grabbed the attention of several noble women as he bowed to Fiora. “Princess Fiora, you look lovely as ever.”

“I’m a little surprised you have so many Ziran soldiers in attendance,” Fiora said in an aggravated tone as she ignored Sir Isaac. “Especially so many currently under investigation for treason, espionage, assassination, and dereliction of duties. Or should we believe that you just happen to be friends with men who supposedly tried to kill you?”

“I’m friends with lots of people who I’ve tried to kill,” Sir Adamus said while carrying a plate of meat. Frost looked around wondering where the well-dressed holy knight had gotten food since the reception was supposed to be after the ceremony. The tall muscular blonde grinned as he noticed Frost eyeing the plate. “Don’t underestimate my charm.”

“Don’t underestimate a courtesan’s love of coin,” Sir Isaac corrected.

“You two certainly seem comfortable here,” Fiora said haughtily. “I’ll be sure to include it in my report to the investigative committee.”

“As long as you report him as well,” Sir Adamus gestured at Slade flirting with several noble women. “He’s been here all day. He was even playing cards with Herald Frost.”

“Sitting at the same table playing cards?” Sir Isaac said feigning disappointment. “What type of man plays cards with a man who committed regicide? He should be investigated.”

“Absolutely,” Sir Adamus pointed at Slade. “I believe an investigation is in order.”

“I’m can’t believe you two can joke about that,” Sir Drake approached and immediately bowed to Fiora. “Princess Fiora. Commander Grey requested our presence just in case Herald Frost acted against any of the nobility. While these two may joke, I assure you we are all taking the investigation very seriously.”

“Kiss ass,” Sir Adamus punched the knight in the arm throwing him off balance.

“Pick a side kiss ass,” Sir Isaac added agreed, punching his other arm.

“I’ll keep it all in mind,” Princess Fiora said to Sir Drake while looking around. The nobility had congregated into their own area while the elves and soldiers did the same. It seemed that both Frost and Fiora found themselves in the section of the celebration the soldiers were claiming. “Herald Frost, congratulations on your marriage and I hope it solidifies a long-lasting peace between our two nations.”

“Thank you,” Frost nodded politely as Fiora made her way back to the nobility.

“I would love to spend a night with her,” Sir Isaac said while watching Fiora leave. “I’m sure I could put a smile on her face.”

“She wouldn’t even step on you,” Sir Adamus chuckled before turning to Sir Drake. “As for you captain kiss ass, a word of advice about investigations. The more you kiss their asses the more guilty you look.”

“Everybody knows that,” Sir Isaac gave Sir Drake a disgusted look. “First thing she’s going to do when she gets back to the castle is direct the investigators to look at you.”

“Very funny,” Sir Drake scoffed.

“They’re not joking,” Frost laughed while nodding along with the two soldiers. “You looked like you were hiding something.”

“Herald Frost,” Fayeth interrupted by politely tugging on his arm from behind. He turned and his jaw dropped when he looked down at the gorgeous blonde elf.

Fayeth’s long jade dress was lower cut than the other elves’ making her already massive chest look even more impressive. The stunning archer was also wearing her hair down instead of braids or a ponytail like normal which made her look like a completely different person. Several of the noblewomen glared jealously at the way the elf’s golden locks fell on her shoulders and enhanced the framing of her chest.

“It’s almost time for the ceremony,” Fayeth said while gesturing at the podium. “And keep your eyes in your head Herald Frost. If you want to look or play with them, all you need to do is ask, but today is Brynn’s day.”

“Right,” Frost nodded at the gorgeous elf. “Let’s go.”

Frost followed Fayeth up to the makeshift altar as the congregation started taking their seats. The courtesan ushers masterfully directed everybody to their respective areas based on Madam Gardenia’s instructions. He was impressed with how fluid everything was given the short time they had to prepare.

“Why am I up here again?” Ena blushed as she stood behind Renna on Frost’s side of the alter. Fayeth hopped up on the platform and turned gracefully as she took her spot between Ena and Shael. “Couldn’t you have gotten somebody else?”

“I could have. There were lots of volunteers,” Frost smiled at Ena who was clearly pleased to be there despite her objections. He stepped up onto the stage and admired the beautiful elves. “But you three were the first to find me,” Frost winked at Shael in the fourth spot. “And Shael won the drawing.”

The four elves wore matching green dresses that Lishri made for the bridesmaids and groom’s women. They looked similar to the dresses that everybody else was wearing except the gold embroidery was much more elaborate. Instead of simply ending at the borders it was like golden vines were swirling up the skirt. Additionally, each dress was custom made for the women to enhance their best features.

Fayeth’s focused on her chest while Ena’s enhanced everything. The way the gold filigree looped around her hips and beneath her chest reminded him of lingerie. And the way the dresses perfectly conformed to their midsections made them seem almost painted on.

In fact, Renna’s dress looked entirely painted on. The green strapless dress complimented her tan body and short green hair while leaving little to the imagination. It hugged every inch of her athletic frame and didn’t loosen up until it reached her obscenely high leg slit.

Shael’s green dress was surprisingly plain compared to the others except for a double slit in the skirt to show off both of the muscular elf’s thick legs. While the top half of Shael’s dress drew as much attention as Fayeth’s, the real showstopper was her long red hair which made the beautiful elf look almost like a rose.

“Don’t mind Ena,” Renna said in a playful tone. “She’s upset because you turned her down again last night.”

“Did I?” Frost smirked as the cerulean eyed blonde turned her nose up at him. “I told you that if you want me to join you, just let me know when you’re sober.”

“I don’t want you to join me,” Ena lied as her face turned red.

“If you say so,” Frost sighed as he admired the row of gorgeous women.

“Frost,” Iris hopped excitedly in her spot on Brynn’s side of the altar. The white-haired bunny girl was second in line behind Jasmine who was struggling not to hop herself. “Does my dress look nice?”

“Madam Gardenia!” Zinnia waved at Madam Gardenia and several jealous looking courtesans. The madam quickly covered her face while trying not to laugh. “We’re in the wedding! See!”

“Zinnia!” Jasmine turned around and chided the excited Durra. “We’re just supposed to stand here and look pretty!”

“Sorry,” Zinnia said covering her mouth and attempting to stand still as her tail wagged back and forth. Her dress was surprisingly flowy compared to the others, probably because anything form fitting looked obscene on the curvy dog-eared woman. “I’ll be good.”

“Everybody looks nice,” Frost said answering Iris’ question. “In fact, you all look absolutely gorgeous.”

“Even me?” Lishri asked nervously while standing at the tail end of Brynn’s bridesmaids. The nobles shot the redheaded Arachne the dirtiest looks he’d ever seen. Which wasn’t surprising since between the six eyes, fanged mouth, and giant spider body she made most people uncomfortable. “Are you sure it’s okay that I’m up here?”

“Absolutely,” Frost said while scanning the audience for anybody who might cause trouble later.

Lishri was probably a shocking choice to the nobles but to Frost it made complete sense. The redheaded Arachne worked tirelessly on ensuring that Brynn had a wedding worthy of her noble status. She created the venue, the dresses, the table clothes, and even napkins. In the end, Brynn insisted that Lishri stand up with her despite the Arachne’s objections.

“You look beautiful Lishri,” Frost said as the pale Arachne’s face turned pink. The dress she’d tailored for herself was a large green gown that somehow managed to hide most of her spider body. From the front she looked almost like a giant woman. The bustle of the emerald gown was massive and the skirt ended exactly one centimeter off the ground hiding all of her legs while the corset portion showcased her large chest, clearly hoping to draw attention there instead of elsewhere. “Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.”

“Herald Frost,” Lishri buried her face in her hands out of embarrassment. “Thank you.”

Frost looked out at the crowd and it was overwhelmingly made up of irritated humans whispering things while gesturing at the elves and other demihumans. Occasionally, Fiora would fire off a warning glare causing them to be quiet but as soon as she wasn’t looking it started back up again.

Several nobles were unhappy about the seating arrangements as well as other aspects of the event. They clearly thought the demihumans being given preferential treatment was an insult to their own status and snuck in snide comments whenever they could.

Frost figured that would happen and the elves even offered to sit near the back as to not offend the visiting nobles. Frost refused that suggestion. Instead, everything was separated into four sections. The two front sections were devoted to guests of Frost and Brynn respectively. The two rear sections were dedicated to visiting nobles.

At the insistence of Lady Grey, Commander Grey and his wife were sitting in Frost’s section making them the only humans in a sea of elves and demihumans. The woman was a stickler for propriety and since Commander Grey technically served Frost, she insisted that they should sit in his section. He also noticed that Lady Grey and Madam Gardenia seemed to get along rather swimmingly.

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra said as she rushed to the stage. The stunning white-haired elf was wearing an elegant white priestess robe with gold accents and carrying a large gold ornamental book he hadn’t seen before. “She’s going to be coming along shortly.”

Frost noticed the final stragglers rushing to their spots. Several of the courtesans had camped out tables in the rear segment and were openly bartering with nobles to sell them the spots. It wasn’t long before all the tables the courtesans staked out were sold.

“Let’s get this farce over with,” a Ziran priest said as he climbed up onto the stage. The old man looked at the elves with disgust before shooting Frost a hateful glance. “I’m ashamed to be a part of this display.”

“You don’t have to be,” Lysandra said cheerfully through clenched teeth. “I’m sure Lady Brynn would be happy to convert if it was required to marry the herald. Then we’d only need the one ceremony.”

“The only thing more disdainful than a princess of Zira marrying a deviant follower of your cursed goddess is her converting to do so,” the priest sneered. “I’d rather deal with this shame than let that happen.”

“Good on you for taking one for the team,” Frost chuckled while shaking his head.

Brynn was surprisingly unmovable on the topic of ceremony and insisted on being married by a priest of Ziralia. It was apparently an important part of being considered a legitimate contender for the crown of Zira and Frost didn’t care enough to argue.

Technically, Frost wasn’t even a worshipper of Shalia despite being her herald. He didn’t really base any of his decisions on what the so-called goddess might want nor did he care. From the bits and pieces he remembered of their conversations she was a nice, but he wasn’t about to build her a temple or anything.

The elves though, they took being followers of Shalia seriously and insisted Lysandra perform a ceremony. There was a huge argument until finally an agreement was struck to be married by both a priest of Ziralia and Lysandra.

“It’s starting!” Renna said excitedly as the courtesans started playing music.

“I’m so excited!” Iris said while trying so hard not to hop that she started trembling. Jasmine looked like she might pass out and Lishri gently held Zinnia’s tail to prevent it from swatting her. “It’s happening, it’s happening, it’s happening.”

“Shh,” Lysandra chided as the music played.

The children of the elf village came rushing down the aisle in brightly colored dresses throwing flowers petals as they went. Brynn clearly couldn’t select a single child and opted to include all of the young elves.

The nobles distanced themselves from the aisle as if concerned that getting touched by an elf child would give them some disease while all the demihuman women smiled and pointed. Robin and Marina looked like they might stand up and cheer when their daughter Emmy came into view. Several other elf couples had similar reactions when their children came down the aisle.

“Aww,” Iris said while hopping. “They’re so cute!”

“Shh,” Lysandra chided again.

“That sound is louder than she is you deaf old crone,” Renna whispered snidely as Lysandra shot her a murderous glare.

“All of you,” Frost whispered as he glanced around at the group. “Stop it, now.”

The group managed to compose themselves before Brynn came down the aisle in a gorgeous strapless white gown with silver and gold highlights. She wore similarly decorated white gloves and around her neck was a silver chain with a blue gemstone at the center. Her hair had a gold butterfly pinned on one side and a silver on the other while her metallic shoes had a similar mismatched theme.

He’d never seen a wedding dress like it. She looked almost like a dragon’s treasure or some artisan’s masterwork. It was a class above legendary. He would have glanced at Lishri for confirmation of its quality but he found himself completely unable to take his eyes off his bride.

“Herald Frost,” Brynn said in a tone so sweet he thought she might be an imposter as he helped her onto the podium. “I finally have your exclusive attention. It seems Lishri did a good job.”

“A great job,” Frost said while giving the blushing Arachne and approving nod. Even the nobles found themselves unable to comment after seeing Brynn standing in front of him. Frost noticed Fiora out of the corner of his eye glaring at Lishri like she intended to kidnap the seamstress. “You look amazing.”

“So do you handsome,” Brynn said while playfully poking one of the buttons of his coat. She wasn’t wrong, his coat was a matching white, gold, and silver but his wasn’t nearly as amazing as hers. It was a basic suit with a long coat and the edges were highlighted in either gold or silver. Brynn though, the way she sparkled was like a living treasure. “Are you going to look at me like that the entire time?”

“Ahem,” the priest cleared his throat while glaring at the two. Brynn took a couple steps backward to create some distance. “We are here today, under the eyes of Ziralia, to witness the union between Princess Brynn Hilde Leaucault and Herald Sebastian Frost. Let us begin with a prayer to thank Ziralia for the just world she provides us.”

Frost and the elves looked around awkwardly as the humans closed their eyes and began reciting a shockingly long prayer. Brynn smiled and shrugged before closing her eyes to join them. After about two straight minutes of prayer, it was finally over.

“And now, we’ll begin with a passage from…”

Frost realized too late that Ziran weddings made catholic weddings look like a commercial break. As it turned out, they were like zero to zero with extra innings baseball game. By the third inning he found himself wishing that he was blackout drunk and by the eighth inning he was praying for it to end.

Finally, after a nightmarish finish discussing the importance of laws, order, and obedience, they’d reached the important part.

“To be married is to be bound for life by the most sacred of laws,” the priest paused as Brynn held out her hands for Frost to hold. Once he took them in the priest continued. “To break a vow to each other is to break a vow with Ziralia herself. So, I ask of you both, do you wish to be bound together under the laws of Ziralia?”

“I do,” Brynn nodded as she stared up at Frost. “Hmm?”

“Right,” Frost said as he realized the priest wasn’t going to ask him directly. “I do.”

“Let all here bear witness that these two are bound by Ziralia’s laws,” the priest announced as the crowd of humans excitedly clapped. The elves looked confused as they slowly joined in on the clapping.

“Ahem,” Lysandra glared at the audience of humans as they started to get up to stretch. They reluctantly sat down as they realized the wedding wasn’t over. “Thank you. Shalia welcomes you as she welcomes all. She gives you her love.”

“As if we want it,” the priest said under his breath.

“Whether you like it or not!” Lysandra added loudly. “Even if you hate her, even if you are broken, even if the entire world wants you dead, she loves you. And there’s nothing you can do about it, so there!”

“Wha,” Frost had to stop himself from laughing as Brynn glared at them both. He tried to maintain his composure as the snowy-haired elf priestess opened her book. She made a face at the two of them and set her giant tome down. Frost leaned toward her and whispered. “Lysandra?”

“This isn’t right,” Lysandra stepped forward and pushed Brynn and Frost so close together that Brynn’s face was practically in his chest. The humans in the audience murmured as Lysandra grabbed Brynn’s arms and put them around Frost’s neck while adjusting his to be around her waist like they were going to perform a slow dance. “That’s better. Now we can do this right.”

“Princess Brynn Hilde Leaucault,” Lysandra said cheerfully. “Do you love this man?”

“Yes,” Brynn said without hesitation.

“Herald Sebastian Frost,” Lysandra smiled while staring at him. “Do you love this woman?”

“Yes,” Frost answered.

“Then demonstrate your love and if it’s sincere let your union be blessed,” Lysandra said while glancing suggestively at Brynn’s lips.

“Huh?” Brynn said as Frost leaned down and kissed her passionately on the lips. The elves stood up and cheered loudly shocking almost all of the humans in the tent. Lysandra wrapped her arms around them both and moments later Renna, Ena, and everybody else on the podium joined in the hug.

“Um,” Lishri awkwardly wrapped her arms around them before quickly moving out of the way as other elves come up on the stage. “Congratulations.”

It was a strange cycle of elves hugging them and moving out of the way so new elves could take their place. At one point he tried to pull away from Brynn to catch his breath only for Lysandra to push them back together as if they were supposed to wait it out. So, Frost continued kissing and hugging Brynn until the entire village had made their rounds.

“Congratulations,” Lysandra said cheerfully as she finally released them. “You are loved!”

The elves burst out in another celebratory cheer as the humans looked around more confused than the elves had been during their ceremony. It wasn’t until Fiora began slowly clapping that the rest of the nobles joined in.

“Hear that handsome?” Brynn laughed while giving him another playful peck on the lips. “You’re loved.”

“So are you,” Frost teased back while breaking away from the petite bard. “Now for the reception.”

Almost immediately the courtesans changed to more upbeat music and various scantily clad demihumans came walking out of the dining room carrying large trays of vegetables for the elves and combination platters for the humans. The bottles of wine also started flowing.

At first the nobles were reluctant to touch anything but once Fiora ate some of her food and drank some of the wine they had no choice but to join in. The last thing they wanted to do was imply that food good enough for a princess wasn’t good enough for them.

“It was a wonderful ceremony,” Lady Grey said bowing politely as Frost and Brynn made their way past. “Wasn’t it, William?”

“It was nice,” Commander Grey nodded while glaring at a few nobles becoming belligerent. He nodded in their direction and immediately Sir Adamus and Sir Isaac were in motion. “And we’ll make sure the rest of it is nice as well.”

“Thank you,” Brynn said cheerfully while hanging from Frost’s arm. She glanced at a pair of elves attempting to flirt with a large Durra male that obviously wanted nothing to do with them. “Although the nobles aren’t the only troublemakers here. I’m just happy to finally be married.”

“Not just them,” Frost gestured at Slade flirting with four different noble women who appeared ready to fight for the foul-mouthed Baron. “Even with the way he talks, the man can pull can’t it?”

“Oh,” Brynn shook her head. “Slade won’t be taking any of those women to bed. Their families would disinherit them if they slept with somebody like Slade. They’ll flirt all night, but the poor bastard is going home alone.”

“Lady Brynn,” Lady Grey said in an authoritative tone. “You should always endeavor to speak like a lady. Especially if you wish to become queen someday. You should also be making rounds.”

“Right,” Brynn stifled a laugh while gauging where to go next. “We’ll do that.”

Frost and Brynn wandered the party greeting various nobles who couldn’t care less about meeting either of them. Once the mandatory greetings were finished Frost and Brynn were able to engage the guests they actually enjoyed like the soldiers, courtesans, and most importantly the elves.

Most of the guests still avoided the elves like they’d catch something if they were around them too long but Frost’s villagers still seemed happy. Especially the ones flirting with the male courtesans hoping to find themselves a husband, even though it quickly became apparent that none of the males had any intention of sleeping with cursed followers of Shalia.

“You want to say that again?” Ena drunkenly growled at a small Myrran male as he timidly backed away. “For your information I don’t want to sleep with you either. You want to call me cursed? If you ask me Myrran women are cursed to be stuck with tiny cowardly men like you. Run a long little kitty, maybe you can find a mouse to satisfy somewhere.”

“Ena,” Fayeth pulled away the irritable blonde as Frost and Brynn approached. “There’s no reason to be upset, he’s not worth it, and you have me.”

“He called us cursed,” Ena pouted while turning to face Frost. “One of your guests called us cursed!”

“Ahem,” Madam Gardenia politely came up behind them. “I apologize for Coal. He’s tired after a long day and his manners weren’t where they should be.”

“You can just say he’s a jerk,” Jasmine said as she approached with Iris, Zinnia, and Lishri following behind. “Just because he was requested by a noblewoman once he acts all high and mighty. Well I fucked a herald!” Jasmine pointed at several of the courtesans. “And I was in a royal wedding! How many of you can say that! You all said my shows were stupid but Herald Frost loves my shows! Just last week...”

“Jasmine,” Iris tugged on the drunk Myrran’s arm. “You shouldn’t talk like that at Lady Brynn’s wedding.”

“How are they getting drunk so fast?” Brynn asked while glancing around at the various guests. It’d only been a little over an hour and several of them looked like they’d been drinking all day.

“It’s the wine,” Lysandra said while offering Frost and Brynn a bottle. “It’s a blend we use for special occasions.”

“Holy shit,” Frost said as he smelled the bottle. “You’ve been holding out on me!”

“No,” Brynn pulled the bottle down before Frost could take a drink. “I want you in peak condition tonight.”

“Speaking of,” Lysandra glanced at the women. “We should probably get started soon.”

“Is it time?” Renna said excitedly as she joined the large group. “You’re all here so it must be time? It’s time, right?”

“Time for what?” Frost asked.

“For the consummation,” Lysandra gestured at the assembled bridesmaids and groom’s women. “Normally it begins right away but we decided to wait until Lady Brynn finished her strange Ziralian tradition.”

“Strange Ziralian tradition?” Brynn glanced at Frost. “What are you talking about?”

“Oh,” Lysandra pointed at the nobles. “You mean you didn’t have to talk to them before leaving to consummate?”

“Hold it,” Frost said. “The consummation happens at night after the party.”

“What are you talking about?” Renna laughed. “The consummation normally happens right away! When Lith married Aila they didn’t even make it off the altar! Shael had to rush the children away while Lysandra tossed a blanket over them!”

“But tonight, I’m not watching any children,” Shael said squeezing Lysandra’s ass with one hand while drinking from a bottle with the other. “The only thing I’m watching is Herald Frost break in his wife!”

“Wait, wait, wait,” Brynn said shaking her head. “You mean you all watch us?”

“Just me and those you selected to watch,” Lysandra said pensively. “I was rather surprised by the number of witnesses.”

“I’m honored,” Lishri said bowing politely.

“Ah,” Frost chuckled anxiously as various bits of information started coming together. “That explains all the comments you made about whether or not your bedroom would work.”

“And why you asked if we wanted a special tent,” Brynn groaned while covering her face. “Ziralia help me.”

“Don’t worry,” Renna patted Brynn’s back supportively. “It’ll be just like when you watch us!”

“Exactly,” Lysandra said cheerfully before turning to the surrounding guests. “Everybody! The bride and groom are off to consummate! Wish them luck!”

“Oh goddess,” Brynn’s face turned bright red as the nobles all looked at her. The elves simultaneously cheered while yelling all sorts of lewd statements. “This is so undignified…”

“I don’t know what ever gave you the impression they were dignified,” Frost laughed as the soldiers jokingly saluted him. “The elves are basically feral.”

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra smirked at him. “We are certainly not feral.”

“Speak for yourself you ancient relic,” Renna said with a growl in her voice.

“Let’s just get this over with,” Brynn laughed.

“Words every man wants to hear on his wedding day,” Frost teased while guiding the petite bard toward the temple.

“I don’t mean it like that handsome,” the bard giggled. “Let’s go.”

CHAPTER 5

“Sorry,” Lishri groaned while attempting to carefully squeeze through the door of Lysandra’s room without tearing her clothing. “I didn’t practice with the dress on.”

“Then just take it off,” Shael laughed as Lysandra helped the tan redhead out of her dress. She slid the beautiful green gown down revealing her large chest and toned abdomen. She gently guided the gown past her large firm ass and down her thick muscular highs until she was standing there in her black brassiere and matching lace panties. The redheaded elf handed the dress to Lysandra who promptly put it in a drawer. “Any of you who decides to wear an easily stained dress in a room with the herald is an idiot.”

The elves and beastgirls all simultaneously came to the realization that Shael was right and began rapidly undressing. Fayeth and Ena assisted each other while Renna rushed to Jasmine for assistance removing her tight gown. Before long the entire room was full of women in various lacy undergarments, or in Renna and Jasmine’s cases completely nude.

“Don’t look at me like that!” Renna said as the women all glared at her. “That dress was tight!”

“Exactly!” Jasmine agreed while crossing her arms. “You’re just mad that you don’t have lean bodies like ours that don’t require underwear!”

“Exactly!” Renna nodded while gesturing at Brynn’s slender body. “Right Brynn?”

“Don’t look at me,” Brynn blushed. “I’m wearing underwear!”

“Settle down,” Lysandra rolled her eyes. “I don’t think anybody here should be surprised. Lishri, are you coming in?”

“But,” the Arachne’s normally pale face was practically glowing red as she glanced around nervously. “I’ve never been naked around anybody.”

“Quit being ridiculous Lishri,” Lysandra scoffed. “Except for the herald we’re all women here.”

“But you’re all beautiful and I’m…”

“Beautiful as well,” Brynn said in a tone that challenged anybody to defy her judgment. While the Arachne’s body was unnerving, her human torso, face, and hair were undeniably gorgeous. Barring the fanged teeth and six crimson eyes. “If you don’t want to take off your dress that’s fine but I’m not going to let you disparage yourself.”

“Really?” Lishri said while glancing back at her large dress. “If it doesn’t bother Lady Brynn or Herald Frost I suppose…”

“I can assure you it’s not going to bother me,” Frost said while staring at the Arachne’s massive chest. Brynn let out a quiet frustrated growl as Frost realized he was probably too eager to see the pale redhead’s breasts. He wrapped his arm around Brynn’s clothed waist and affectionately pulled her close. “What about you? Are you going to wear your wedding dress all night beautiful?”

“Are you planning on wearing that suit all night handsome?” Brynn said smugly while fondling one the buttons on his coat. “And nice pivot by the way but I’m not stupid.”

“Don’t have any idea what you’re talking about,” Frost chuckled as he removed his coat and tossed it to Lysandra. He kicked off his boots and removed his remaining items until he was down to his underwear. He stretched out his arms and turned around like he was presenting himself for inspection. “How do I look?”

“Oh my,” Lishri whimpered from the doorway. Everybody turned to look at the half-undressed Arachne as she stared wantonly at Frost’s body. “Sorry…”

“What she said,” Brynn laughed while running her hands up and down his exposed abdomen. Frost resisted the urge to glance at Lishri as he heard the Arachne enter the room and close the door behind her. Brynn rolled her eyes. “You can look handsome.”

“That’s why I love you,” Frost smirked as he glanced at Lishri standing near the door naked with her arm covering her massive chest. His disappointment must have been written on his face since the crimson Arachne slowly moved her arm exposing herself.

Her breasts were more wonderous than he ever imagined, massive and perfectly shaped as if the gods intended for them to make a man ignore her massive spider half. Her large pink nipples contrasted her pale skin making them all the more alluring. He suddenly found himself wondering why he hadn’t visited her in her tent. Surely, he could at least have cuddled with her.

“Happy?” Brynn asked while standing up and turning her back toward him. “You really are the worst husband sexy.”

“And you’re the best wife,” Frost said, undoing the top clasp of her wedding gown as he leaned down and kissed her bare neck. “That’s why we work well together.”

“Mmhm,” Brynn moaned as Frost continued to work his way down the dress. It didn’t take many hooks before the gown dropped from her slender body onto the floor revealing her lingerie. The petite bard wore a white strapless brassiere along with a matching lace thong. Her white stockings were held up by an ornate lace garter belt. Brynn stepped out of her dress and kicked it over to Lysandra, who promptly put away. “Too much?”

“Sort of,” Frost said as he quickly unhooked her bra revealing her sexy pink nipples. He wrapped his arms around her and slid his hands up her stomach toward her soft chest. “Now it’s perfect.”

“Handsome,” Brynn giggled as he massaged her petite breasts, taking his time as he enjoyed the silky sensation of her flesh on his palms and the hardness of her erect nipples between his fingertips. “How long are you going to keep me waiting?”

“A while,” Frost growled as he gently guided the slender bard onto the bed. He looked down at her small fit body and blushing face while asking himself where to begin. His cock was already pressing painfully against his underwear at the thought of taking the short-haired princess. He made a decision and grabbed one of her legs. He lifted it and started kissing her calf as he climbed into the bed with her. “We have an entire day after all.”

“Mmm,” Renna hummed while rubbing her thighs together uncomfortably. The short-haired elf looked around as if making a decision before turning her gaze on the ever-cheerful Durra. The petite thief got the Durra’s attention and began a series of lewd gestures culminating with Renna spreading her legs.

“Okay!” Zinnia said loudly drawing the ire of everybody in the room as she rushed over and dropped to her knees in front of Renna’s chair.

“I was trying to be discrete,” Renna growled as curvy dog-eared woman went straight for the elf’s inner thigh. Renna let out a soft moan as Zinnia’s tongue slowly worked its way inward toward the petite elf’s pink opening.

“Sorry,” Zinnia whispered as the curvy woman quietly licked the elf. The rest of the room grumbled a bit before turning their attention back to Frost and Brynn.

“Quit teasing me,” Brynn whined as Frost gently kissed his way up her calf while running his hand up and down her soft stockings. He savored the sensation of her delicate body as he reached her tender inner thigh. The bard shivered. “You’re too mean handsome.”

Frost licked her thigh while glancing at her white lace thong, the pink edge of her pussy just barely poked out of the side as he pushed her legs apart. He wanted to bury his face between her legs and lick until she burst and it was taking every ounce of his strength not to simply ravage the woman. He had to continually remind himself that he had all night.

Several of the onlookers fidgeted in their seats while gradually moving their hands closer to their pussies. Jasmine in particular looked like she might bite her own lip off as she watched the scene. Iris on the other hand was rapidly bouncing her legs so quickly that she was basically acting as her own vibrator.

“This is so strange,” Brynn whispered as she noticed Shael tilting her head to get a better look. “They’re just watching.”

“Would you prefer they help?” Frost teased as he worked his way closer to the white lace edge of her panties. “I’m sure they’d be happy to…”

“That’s not what I meant,” Brynn shivered excitedly as Frost slipped his hands beneath her ass and slowly pulled her panties down. “I only need you handsome. But it’s still a little weird.”

“No weirder than you lying in bed next to me while…”

“Right,” Brynn moaned as Frost tossed her panties on the floor. He stared at the perfect pink pussy he’d been denied for the last month like a hungry predator. The way her thigh-highs and garter highlighted her gorgeous pink pussy and soft hairless mound was beyond enticing. Even if he’d wanted to resist, he wouldn’t have been able to walk away from something so beautiful. He started moving toward her delicious pink lips but stopped as her hand landed on his shoulder. “That’s it!”

“Huh?” Frost glanced up at the impish bard as she looked around the room with a mischievous grin. “I’m always in bed lying next to you! The chairs are making it weird!”

“The chairs?” Lysandra and the others all glanced at their padded seats. “I suppose you do have a point. The chairs do feel a little out of place.”

“I know,” Renna said knocking Zinnia back as she jumped out of her seat. The playful elf leaped for the bed and landed next to Brynn. The petite thief rolled onto her back and hooked her hands beneath her knees, spreading herself for Zinnia as she waited for the curvy dog-eared woman to continue her work. “This is much better.”

“Renna!” Lysandra stood up and glared at the mischievous elf. “Lady Brynn…”

“It’s fine,” Brynn patted the spot open to her left. “Lysandra, you can have this spot.”

“Lady Brynn this is…”

“A request from the bride,” Frost shrugged as Lysandra bit her lip. The white-haired priestess was obviously torn between her desire and her responsibility. “Shael, little help?”

“Already ahead of you,” Shael finished off her wine and grinned as she stared excitedly at Lysandra’s gorgeous ass. The tan muscular elf walked over to Lysandra and aggressive removed the priestess’ panties before pushing her onto the bed.

“Shael!” Lysandra whined as the redhead forced her legs apart. “What’s gotten into you? Oh goddess!”

“Better?” Frost asked Brynn playfully while glancing at the two women getting devoured beside the slender bard.

“Much better,” Brynn nodded as she smiled at Frost. “Now I don’t feel like the center of attention.”

“Oh,” Frost smirked. “You’re definitely still the center of attention.”

Frost lifted Brynn’s legs over his shoulder as he leaned down, kissing her thigh on his journey to her beautiful pussy. His heart pounded as the excitement built until finally his tongue traced the outer edge of her pink lips savoring her sweet flavor as the sexy bard moaned.

“You are so beautiful,” Frost said softly before his next gentle lick. Her sweet flavor flowed over his tongue as he explored every inch of her pink lips. Each slow glide of his tongue made him want more, like a thirsty man drinking wine in a desert he’d never be sated. He was finally able to savor Brynn on his tongue and the wait was worth it.

“Frost,” Brynn panted while gently thrusting her hips upward. He continued lapping at her lips, slowly gathering her nectar and letting it pool on his tongue. As the tip of his tongue touched her center, he slid it inward unleashing a deluge of her slippery juices. “Oh goddess…”

Frost was singularly focused on devouring his sexy bride as she writhed against his tongue. He wanted to make every inch of her his even if it took all day and night. To that end, Frost continued his patient assault on her lips while adding another target, her glistening little clit. He smiled as he tapped her perfect pink pearl with the tip of his tongue sending a shock through her body.

“This is amazing,” Brynn giggled as she lifted her hips. “You’re amazing.” Brynn turned to Renna and Lysandra as the two elves panted. “Does it feel this amazing for you?”

“It’s so good,” Renna whined as Zinnia sloppily licked her drenched cunt. The Durra’s ears perked up and tail smacked against Frost as the lewd-bodied woman went into overdrive devouring Renna’s pussy. “Fuck!”

“Mmm,” Lysandra moaned softly as Shael fingered her dripping pussy. Her body arched as the redheaded elf hooked her fingers inside of her drenched cunt. Lysandra let out a loud squeal as Shael began licking her clit. “Right there!”

Frost felt almost competitive as the three women’s moans echoed through the room. He gave Brynn’s clit several gentle rotations of his tongue as he moved his hands beneath Brynn’s thighs. He pushed the petite bard’s legs up like he was driving her knees into her chest and drove his tongue deeper into her slippery cunt. Her soft delicate legs trembled as he alternated his attention between her slick hole and her little pink clit.

“I love you handsome,” Brynn panted as her trembling increased. It felt like any second the petite bard was going to erupt as he worshipped her tight pink pussy. “I swear to the goddess herself, I love you.”

“If you love me now just wait,” Frost said while lapping up her juices. He loved the way her generous nectar covered her lips, bathing them in her delicious flavor. He kissed her pussy tenderly as he continued to gently push her legs back. Once in position he slowly shifted his attention downward, sliding his tongue lower until he reached her perfect porcelain ass.

“Oh goddess!” Brynn’s squealed as Frost slid his tongue from her asshole to her clit. “Frost!”

Frost continued his relentless assault as Brynn’s body shivered and twisted. The petite bard whimpered as Frost mercilessly held her legs back and alternated between her dripping cunt and her perfect asshole. Eventually, she couldn’t contain herself anymore and burst.

“You’re so fucking sexy,” Frost said as he felt the warm splatter of Brynn’s juices against his tongue while continuing to devour her. Nothing could have enticed him away from his wife’s delicious cunt as he consumed the helpless woman. Frost wiped his face and released Brynn’s legs once the trembling subsided. She stared at him in a half daze with tear filled eyes. “Are you okay?”

“Yes,” Brynn giggled while wiping her eyes. She gasped for air as another jolt shot through her body and more tears filled her eyes. “Oh goddess. This is ridiculous. I didn’t think it’d feel this good.”

“What are you talking about?” Frost grinned as he kissed the silky flesh of her glistening mound. He started working his way north toward her sexy pink nipples, kissing every inch of the small woman’s flat stomach on his journey. He reached her perfect nipples and began circling them with his tongue. “We haven’t even gotten to the best part.”

“Right,” Brynn chuckled nervously as she looked down at Frost’s enormous cock. She’d seen Renna take it several times so she knew it would fit, but she also saw the expression the green-haired elf always made on the initial penetration. “Go slow, okay handsome?”

“We’ll start slow,” Frost chuckled roguishly as he kissed his way toward Brynn’s neck. He glanced to the side and saw the other women watching intently. Even Zinnia was basically going through the motions as she lapped at Renna’s pussy with her eyes fixated on Frost’s hard cock. He reached Brynn’s ear and bit the short-haired bard’s earlobe. “But I will make you mine.”

“Goddess please,” Brynn whimpered as Frost pressed the tip of his thick cock against her tight opening. Even drenched in her nectar he struggled to thrust himself inside of her pink pussy. Brynn whined and bit her lip as he entered her. Her body started to tremble again, but this time it was nervousness, a mild fear of the sting of his large cock. “Slow, please slow.”

“Alright,” Frost said reassuringly as he gently kissed her lips. He let his cock sit there as he savored the sensation of her pussy continually contracting and relaxing. Before long he felt like he could make some headway and pushed himself a little bit deeper as Brynn wrapped her arms around his neck and whined. “Are you okay?”

“Renna makes it look so much easier,” Brynn panted while wiggling her hips as if it’d help loosen her up. “Okay, a little bit more.”

“You feel amazing Brynn,” Frost whispered in her ear as he gently pulled out before thrusting himself further. He continued to push until her pussy squeezed half of his thick shaft preventing him from going further. “We’re halfway.”

“Only half?” Brynn whined as she trembled in his arms. Her warm damp walls continued to squeeze him as she quaked. The petite bard took several deep breaths and spread her legs further hoping to make things easier for herself. “Oh goddess.”

Frost felt her slippery warm fluid bathe his cock as he slowly pulled out, enjoying the wet sensation of her juices as the bard started to accept him more easily. He gently started coaxing her tight pussy to loosen up as he watched a euphoric smile form on Brynn’s face.

“I think,” Brynn moaned as a mild spasm shot through her. “I think you can do more now.”

“You sure?” Frost smirked as he pulled out until just his tip was inside of her. “I’m going to go all the way this time.”

“I’m sure,” Brynn smiled while taking a deep breath. “I love you.”

“I love you too,” Frost said as he slowly thrust himself into her. He gradually drove his cock into her warm tight pussy and continued until his pelvis pressed against hers. He held himself there as the tip of his cock pressed against the back of her dripping pink opening. “Are you okay?”

“Uh-huh,” Brynn said through clenched teeth, clearly not expecting him to stretch her that much. “Just give me a minute handsome.”

“Eessh,” Jasmine hissed as Brynn’s pink lips gripped Frost’s cock. The Myrran had experienced Frost on several occasions and it often took her quite a while to adapt to his size. “Take your time Lady Brynn.”

“Mmhm,” Renna confirmed. The petite elf was similar to Brynn in size so she also knew how difficult it could be. “You’ll get used to it and after a while you’ll crave it.”

“Crave?” Brynn panted as Frost pulled out at a leisurely pace. He rhythmically alternated between gentle long strokes and slightly more forceful half strokes as Brynn gasped and squealed. Before long, her smile had returned as his cock slid up and down her tight soaked channel. “I could see that…”

“Better?” Frost grinned as her warm silky walls squeezed his cock. With every stroke she hugged him more tightly as she began enjoying the sensation of his large thick cock in her tight little pussy. He leaned down and kissed her neck before returning to her ear. “Do you like being my wife?”

“Yes handsome,” Brynn whined as Frost thrust his cock to the base causing the petite bard to shudder. He pulled out and performed several gentle strokes before doing it again. “I love being your wife.”

“Who do you belong to?” Frost asked while reaching down to massage her clit while giving her another powerful thrust. “Say it.”

“You,” Brynn panted as Frost gradually became more forceful. The thought of truly making her his began to overwhelm him. “I belong to you.”

Frost’s cock pulsed as the words left Brynn’s lips. He increased his force as he delivered long powerful strokes to the fragile bard. Every forceful thrust increased his pleasure as he felt his orgasm building. He felt the increasing wetness of her pussy splattering against his pelvis as he relentlessly fucked her.

“Frost!” Brynn whined as a wave of lubricant poured over his cock and began dripping out of her drenched pussy. She tightened as Frost increased his pace until he couldn’t hold back anymore. His cock seized as he released inside of the petite bard. Every pulse filling her up more and more but somehow not satisfying him as he attempted to thrust himself further inside. “Oh goddess!”

“Holy…” Renna mumbled as Frost roughly continued to fuck Brynn. Her pussy continued to splatter against him as she moaned and writhed. Her hands tore at the sheets as Frost watched his beautiful wife squirm helplessly beneath him.

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra panted as Shael licked her. “Maybe you should be more gentle with…”

“Fuck,” Frost ignored the objections as he leaned down and kissed Brynn forcefully. The short-haired bard moaned while accepting his tongue into her mouth. “You’re mine.”

“I know,” Brynn panted. “I’m yours. Show me I’m yours.”

Frost growled as he slipped his cock out and flipped Brynn over. He slipped his cock back into her cum-filled pussy and started fucking her from behind as she lifted her ass into him. He pinned her down and mercilessly fucked her as his hips crashed against her small athletic ass. It wasn’t long before he felt Brynn’s soaked cunt clamping down on him again as she spilled her juices on his cock.

“Fuck,” Frost moaned as his cock tensed up and he began filling her again. Her pink pussy was practically overflowing with his seed as the tiny bard continued to take him.

“Goddess,” Brynn moaned as he continued fucking her slippery cunt.

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra watched nervously as he fucked Brynn. “I think…”

“So good,” Brynn moaned as Frost continued to hold her down like a doll. “It feels so good.”

“I’m so jealous,” Zinnia pouted as she swapped places with Renna. The petite elf left her mark all over Zinnia’s face and it was time for the Durra to do the same. “That looks like so much fun.”

“Doesn’t it?” Iris said cheerfully as Jasmine shoved the Florenne’s face into a pillow while fingering her. “J-asmine!”

“Quiet,” Jasmine commanded while sitting on Iris’ back. The Myrran watched excitedly as Frost fucked Brynn. “You’re mine right now.”

“As long as Lady Brynn is okay,” Lysandra couldn’t take her eyes off Frost’s thick cock penetrating Brynn’s delicate pussy. The white-haired elf panted while staring at Frost as he fucked Brynn. “Brynn’s delicate,” Lysandra’s breaths got shorter as she began rolling her hips, as if wishing it were her. “So delicate.”

“Are you saying you want it rough?” Shael asked while slipping a fourth finger into Lysandra’s pussy. The redhead aggressively sucked on Lysandra’s clit while forcefully fucking the priestess.

“You never worried about me and I’m the same size,” Renna said judgmentally as she lifted her face from Zinnia’s pussy. The dog-eared woman forcefully pushed the playful elf’s face back down and held it there as she rolled her hips.

“It’s my turn,” Zinnia said. “Don’t stop.”

“Frost,” Brynn’s body alternated between short quakes and going limp. “Oh goddess…”

“One more,” Frost growled as the urge to break his wife overwhelmed him. Every thrust of his cock felt like he was continuing one long drawn out orgasm. “You feel amazing. I love you so much.”

“Goddess…” Brynn moaned as her fluids poured onto the bed while Frost continued to fuck her convulsing pussy. “Too much…”

“You’re mine,” Frost said as another euphoric wave shot through his body. It felt like small electric spasms were shooting through him as his cum overflowed from Brynn’s tight pink pussy. He pulled out, still hard as he stared at her gaping pussy.

“All yours,” Brynn whined. “And I didn’t even have to use the perfume.”

“Perfume?” Renna poked her head up for a second before Zinnia pushed her back down.

“Don’t worry about it,” Brynn moaned. “If this is how he is without it, he might actually kill me if I wore it.”

“Um,” Lishri shuffled nervously. The large red Arachne was blushing as she stared at the bed. “Is it over?”

“Intermission,” Frost said. “But, do we have to go back to the party?”

“I don’t think so,” Fayeth said looking out the window. Frost noticed a completely satisfied look on Ena’s face as the blonde rested naked on the bench. “All the nobles seem to be leaving.”

“Obviously,” Brynn groaned.

“Good,” Frost smiled while running his hand down Brynn’s back. “Then we don’t heave to go back out there.”

“Are you trying to kill me?” Brynn whined.

“Um,” Lishri panted. “I don’t know if this is rude to ask but may I go?” Lishri was staring keenly at Frost’s naked body as she shuffled by the door. “I think I need to…this is embarrassing…but I need to take care of myself.”

“Oh?” Brynn smiled at the enormous Arachne. “You know you can do it here.”

“It can be quite messy,” Lishri said bashfully. “I’d rather do it alone.”

“Messy?” Frost asked more curious than anything. “How do you…”

“Handsome,” Brynn sighed as he stroked her back. “Just let it go.”

“Fine,” Frost laughed as he took one last look at Lishri’s gorgeous chest. “Have fun.”

“Thank you!” Lishri bolted from the room like she was fleeing from the scene of a crime.

“It was awfully rude to do all that when she couldn’t join in,” Ena said as Fayeth curled up next to her. The two elves glistened in each other’s juices. “Everybody should have just kept to their seats.”

“You’re just jealous,” Renna said poking her head up from Zinnia’s pussy as the dog-eared woman forcefully pushed Renna’s head back down. “Stop that!”

“I was almost there!” Zinnia said getting irritated at Renna’s continual bad timing.

“If you can’t finish her,” Frost smiled while staring at the tan curvy Durra. “I suppose I could…”

“No,” Brynn said authoritatively. “Not until midnight. Today you’re all mine.”

“Are you sure you can handle him until midnight,” Jasmine asked with a playful smirk. “It’s a long way away.”

“I’ll handle him just fine,” Brynn said unconvincingly while turning to cuddle with Frost. She reached down and stroked his slick cock. “Isn’t that right handsome?”

“We’ll see about that,” Frost grinned while kissing his beautiful petite bride. “Before long you’re going to be begging for one of them to take your place.”

“Promise?” Brynn grinned.

CHAPTER 6

“Fuck,” Slade groaned as he opened his eyes. His head felt like somebody was punching him in the same damn spot every three seconds. “Fucking alcoholic knights.”

Slade yawned and started to piece together the previous evening. He remembered drinking with some noblewomen, the deviant fucking herald announcing that he was off to fuck his wife, the horrifically disgusting noises coming from the temple, Fiora leaving with the nobles, drinking with that old bastard and his soldier buddies, and finally a beautiful noblewoman.

He smiled to himself as he recalled the gorgeous brunette. It was after the celebration died down and most of the guests had passed out or gone home. He offered to escort the tipsy woman since it seemed her carriage left without her and she gladly accepted.

Slade smirked as he remembered the woman inviting him into her home and they immediately tore each other’s clothes off. Fuck, she was amazing. He’d been with plenty of fucking women but the way she fucking looked at him, like he was the only person in the fucking world, it was fucking incredible.

And then there was her body. Fuck, the curves on her body were so fucking sexy and she was so soft. The moans, the excitement, the gratitude. And then there was the assertiveness. When she took the initiative and straddled his face while looking down at him with those glowing green eyes.

“Glowing green eyes,” Slade froze and took another look around the room.

Slade’s heart pounded as he started to think of a few things that didn’t really add up. A noblewoman would have come with an attendant who ensured she got home safely. Then there was the fact he remembered entering her home but not actually escorting her. Then there was the home itself, small, even for a commoner let alone a noblewoman. But most of all he was remembering those glowing green eyes, eyes like gemstones being held up to the sun.

“No…” Slade mumbled to himself as his heart beat like a warship’s drum. He kept his eyes fixed on the exit while sliding his arm out from under the warm soft body lying next to him. He just needed to escape with his clothing and he could pretend it was all a dream.

He walked toward the chair where his clothing was set and made sure everything was there. Then he quietly got dressed and once he was sure there was no physical evidence he started moving toward the door.

“Slade?” a quiet seductive voice stopped him in his tracks. “Where are you going?”

“Work,” Slade said calmly as he focused on the door. “So long.”

“Oh, I suppose you are busy,” the woman said happily. “You’re a very important person after all! But, do you think I could at least get a kiss goodbye?”

Slade contemplated the request. Although she seemed to be in a good mood that could all turn to ash if he left without kissing her. He’d seen the nicest women turn psychotic over lesser insults than that.

If he walked out of that door without giving her a kiss goodbye, she was likely to chase after him screaming and that was the last thing he wanted. He turned around and he felt like he might be sick, sure enough there was an elf lying in the bed.

Slade resisted the urge to swear, there would be plenty of time for that later when he was alone. At the moment, he needed to just handle the fucking problem at hand. That fucking green-eyed demi was staring at him with the happiest fucking smile he’d ever seen waiting for a kiss goodbye.

“Fine,” Slade forced a smile as he moved toward the bed. He once had to kiss a horse after losing a bet, he could make it through kissing the elf. The brunette elf sat up and let the blankets drop from her voluptuous breasts. His eyes reflexively glanced at them before returning to the blushing elf’s face. He climbed into the bed and gave her a small peck on the cheek.

“Slade,” the elf said in a judgmental tone. “A real kiss!”

“Right,” Slade bit the inside of his mouth while trying not to think of all the places it’d been the night before. He leaned in and let the elf slide her tongue inside of his while putting in minimal effort.

“That’s a little better I suppose,” the elf said cheerfully. “But you were a much better kisser last night. So, when are you going to come back?”

“Come back?” Slade forced a smile. “As soon as I can uh…Hestia, right?”

“That’s right!” Hestia blushed happily. “You kept telling me how beautiful a name it was. So, do you think you’ll be back this month?”

“I don’t know,” Slade said while walking toward the door.

“What about next month,” Hestia asked undeterred by his avoidance. “Or the month after that? If I know ahead of time, I can plan a whole day around it!”

“We’ll see,” Slade said almost out the door.

“Okay,” Hestia said excitedly. “Well I hope to see you again soon! I can’t wait to tell the priestess! She’s going to be so happy for me!”

“Priestess?” Slade froze. The priestess was undoubtedly the white-haired cunt that the herald was fucking. If she found out, that fucking deviant dog-fucker wasn’t far behind. And if he found out, that’d be a big fucking problem. “I’d prefer if you didn’t talk to anybody about it.”

“Why not?” Hestia asked. “She’ll be so happy to find out I found somebody!”

“Fuck!” Slade growled and forced another smile as she turned around. “I really can’t have anybody finding out I slept with an elf. In fact, if we could just keep this between us…”

“Oh?” Hestia tapped her chin. “I don’t think I can do that. I don’t like lying remember? We talked about it last night. You told me that you hated lying too and that you’d never lie to me!”

“Of course I did,” Slade nodded while clenching his teeth as the obvious lie he told the woman in order to get her in bed. A series of different romantic advances he made also popped in his head, each one more embarrassing than the last now that he knew she was an elf. Nobody could ever find out. “It’s not really a lie, it’s just a secret.”

“Secrets are just camouflaged lies,” Hestia said stubbornly while brushing her hair behind her ears. It was the first time he noticed them and wondered how he hadn’t last night.

“You didn’t have those last night,” Slade pointed at her ears. “I’m positive.”

“I was wearing some lotion that hid them,” Hestia said excitedly. “It’s a special blend I made! If you prefer, I can hide them when we make love! I also have different waters that’ll change my hair color if you want something different! If you want me to pretend another type of demihuman I can have Mira craft me some cat ears or bunny ears too! I’ve been thinking a lot about this since the herald came to the village! I have lots of ideas on how to make you really happy!”

“So, you lied to me,” Slade said hoping to convince her to keep the secret. “You pretended to be a human.”

“Don’t be ridiculous! I never said I was human!” Hestia laughed. “Did you think I was human?” She pointed at her vibrant green eyes while laughing. “Even with my eyes?” She gestured toward her ornate dress which matched the dresses all the elves wore that evening. “And my dress?”

“I guess I never really thought about it,” Slade grumbled as he realized nobody would ever believe that he somehow didn’t realize she wasn’t an elf. Even he didn’t believe it. The fact was his dick was the one running the show and the only thing it was concerned with were her perfect fucking tits and that sexy ass. “But if you’re willing to hide your ears you should be able to keep a secret.”

“I suppose you’re right,” Hestia smiled playfully. “I might be convinced if you promised to do something for me.”

“Something?” Slade asked suspiciously.

“You remember that thing you did last night?” Hestia blushed while shaking her head embarrassedly. “It was so dirty but it felt so good. Nobody’s ever done that for me before.”

“Going to have to be more specific,” Slade said proudly as he thought of all the dirty things he’d done with women.

“You know,” Hestia leaned forward and lowered her voice like she was worried about others hearing. “You licked my butt.”

“I did what now?” Slade clenched his teeth so hard he could feel it in his skull. He probed his foggy memory for more details of the night and he recalled her straddling his face. An image of her ecstatic face popped into his head and suddenly he remembered accidentally licking her asshole. He’d licked a demi’s asshole, there was no coming back from that if anybody ever found out. “Cunt!”

“No,” Hestia pointed behind her. “I said my butt. Although you technically licked both.” Hestia wrapped her arms around him and kissed his neck while quickly moving to his ear. “Just thinking about it makes me so wet. Do you want to feel?”

Slade felt his cock involuntarily reacting to the elf’s large chest pressing against him. Her warm breath brushed against his ear as the warm elf embraced him. Slade gently pulled her arms off of him and pushed the elf away. The elf quickly leaned back and he found himself accidentally pinning her to the mattress.

“Oh no!” Hestia giggled as she started raising her hips and gently sliding her leg against his cock. “Please don’t! Please, I’ve never been with a man before…”

“Fuck,” Slade growled as the psychotic elf arched her body. “What do you think you’re doing?”

“I’m begging you,” Hestia whimpered as she feigned struggling against him. She flashed him an impish smile while rolling her hips into him. “Please don’t take everything from me.”

“Stop doing that,” Slade said releasing her from his grasp. The crazy fucking elf was getting into his head and that was the last place he needed her. She was definitely trouble and he needed to get the fuck out of her house. “I just need to know that you’re not going to tell anybody.”

“But you haven’t convinced me yet,” Hestia said teasingly. The green-eyed woman was undeterred by his objections and intended to get what she wanted. “How about this,” Hestia smiled. “For every minute you cuddle with me I’ll keep the secret for one day!”

“Are you blackmailing me?” Slade asked.

“No!” Hestia laughed like he was the crazy one. “I’d never do that! I was just thinking that if you want something and I want something that we could just trade. It’s only fair. And we already cuddled all night so it’s not like I’m asking you for anything you don’t want to do.”

“Listen,” Slade grumbled at the naked elf. “I just need to know you won’t tell anybody until I have some things sorted. It’s very important.”

“Do you like me?” Hestia smiled adoringly at him. “Be honest.”

“Of course I do,” Slade said hoping it’d help appease her. “Do you like me?”

“Yes!” Hestia said happily. “I like you a lot! And it makes me so happy that you like me too!”

“If you like me a lot then I need you to keep this a secret,” Slade said calmly. “Can you do that?”

“Hmm,” Hestia pouted. “I suppose if it means that much to you. But then you have to do something for me.”

“What’s that?” Slade asked.

“Visit me every month,” Hestia blushed. “I’m afraid I can’t go that long without seeing you.”

Slade heard a growing commotion outside and it didn’t sound like a happy commotion.

“I’ll see if I can figure something out,” Slade said authoritatively. He really wanted to find a solution before he left her. The elf was obviously a little off. “We’ll talk about this later,”

“Okay,” Hestia said happily. “I’ll do my best.”

Slade poked his head out of the door to make sure nobody was around before he left the elf’s house and checked his weapons before dashing out. At the edge of the village Commander Grey, Sir Isaac, and Sir Adamus were standing in front of ten soldiers dressed in Rilian colors.

“This day is fucking bullshit.”

He used his level ten illumination and darkness spells to manipulate the reflection and absorption of light around him.

Slade started to scan the mounted soldiers and noticed the one leading the group was a level sixty-two cavalier. It was likely he was a high-level officer in the Rilian military who answered directly to King Asmund. The other nine soldiers were all in their high fifties so if a fight started even that dog-fucking herald would be in trouble.

“I don’t know when he’ll be available,” Commander Grey shrugged at the cavalier. “Why don’t you just leave your message with me?”

“My orders are to deliver the message to Herald Frost,” the cavalier said without a hint of amusement. “You can either get him for me or I can get him myself.”

“I wouldn’t do that,” Sir Adamus shook his head. “You don’t get between a monster and its meal.”

“What he said,” Sir Isaac gestured at Sir Adamus.

“I don’t know what that means,” the cavalier said irritably. “But I have my orders and the orders of my king are absolute.”

“You mean your warlord,” Sir Adamus corrected. “He killed the king and took the throne. If he holds it for a few years he’ll earn the title of king.”

“Fucking Adamus,” Sir Isaac groaned. “Are you looking for a fight?”

“Listen,” Commander Grey shook his head at the frustrated cavalier. “You do what you have to do. It’s not like we can stop you. What I’m saying is that I will not be the one that interrupts that man.”

“So be it,” the cavalier glanced at his comrades and they simultaneously drew their weapons. “Out of the way. If you attempt to interfere, I’ll have no choice but to…”

“Stop!” Lady Grey snapped furiously as she approached the gate with Priscilla following closely behind. Lady Grey annoyed the piss out of Slade but he had to admit the bitch was more politically savvy than her husband.

“Lady Grey,” Slade nodded at the old woman as he emerged from invisibility. “I’ll join you.”

“Baron Slade,” Lady Grey replied not even attempting to hide her disdain for him. “Why are you still here?”

“To make sure nothing bad happens,” Slade lied. “Obviously.”

“Just keep your foul mouth shut then,” Lady Grey answered.

“Sir,” one of the Rilian soldiers gestured at Baron Slade and the women. “Would you like us to intercept them?”

“No,” the cavalier said as he scanned the perimeter. His eyes briefly fixated on Baron Slade but he quickly shifted his attention to Lady Grey. “Let’s just wait and see.”

“I apologize for the trouble you may be having,” Lady Grey bowed politely as she arrived in front of the soldier. “Sir?”

“Sir Wildflower,” the cavalier answered, somehow without embarrassment, as Slade stifled a laugh. “And you are?”

“I’m the proud wife of William Grey, I’m sure you’ve heard of him,” Lady Grey said in a surprisingly threatening tone. “You may call me Lady Grey.”

“Lady Grey,” Sir Wildflower said while bowing his head. “I’ve heard of your husband. The Southern Spider won more battles than any other commander back during the war with Seera. I assume you’re both here for the wedding?”

“That’s correct,” Lady Grey gestured at Commander Grey. “And my husband currently serves as Herald Frost’s Ambassador to Zira.”

“Your husband?” Sir Wildflower stared at the old man he’d been talking to. “You’re William Grey?”

“Only my wife calls me by my first name,” Commander Grey said threateningly.

“But you’re only level thirty-five,” the cavalier looked at his men confused. “Your unit single handedly captured over two hundred thousand soldiers.”

“Captured but not killed,” Lady Grey nodded politely at her husband. “My husband is rather soft-hearted or he’d be much higher level. But don’t mistake that for weakness as many others have Sir Wildflower. My husband is strong enough to hold back his wrath.”

“I see,” Sir Wildflower said. “I apologize for my rudeness. Unfortunately, I’m here to deliver a message to Herald Frost and only Herald Frost. If he does not come to me, I am required to go to him.”

“I’m afraid you’ll have to wait,” Lady Grey said authoritatively.

“My Lady,” Sir Wildflower said politely. “With all due respect…”

“With all due respect you will wait,” Lady Grey glared at the entire ensemble of men. “You may dismount, enter the village, and wait. I will be cut down before I allow you to interrupt Princess Brynn Hilde’s consummation.”

“Excuse me?” Sir Wildflower paused and stared blankly at Lady Grey. “For my clarification the Herald is…”

“He’s fucking,” Slade volunteered. “He’s balls deep in Princess Brynn and probably some elves flower-boy.”

“And who might you be?” Sir Wildflower sneered while scanning him. “I don’t believe we’ve been introduced.”

“Baron Slade,” he answered smugly as several of the guards gripped their weapons tightly. He stifled a laugh as the men glanced anxiously at each other, all asking themselves the same question. He was happy to answer it. “Yeah, that Baron Slade.”

“Quite the ensemble,” Sir Wildflower said while considering his options.

Slade knew the man was going to fold like a towel. If he chose to attack, he’d definitely win but he’d lose a few men in the process. Then there was the possibility that the ruckus would get that elf-fucking herald’s attention. Then things would really go south. Most importantly, the man was there to deliver a message to the dog-fucker, not make an enemy of him.

“We’ll accept your offer to wait Lady Grey,” Sir Wildflower said. “We were unaware that the Herald would still be consummating his wedding. The wedding did occur yesterday, correct?”

“Yeah,” Commander Grey laughed knowing full well what the cavalier was really asking.

“How much longer…”

“Knowing that dog-fucker you’ll be waiting all damn day before he’s finished,” Slade answered. “He went in yesterday after the fucking ceremony and for five fucking hours straight it sounded like the cunt was performing exorcisms in that fucking temple.”

“Pfft,” Priscilla couldn’t contain her laughter, earning her a furious glare from Lady Grey.

“Baron Slade,” Lady Grey stared at him. “Language. There are ladies present.”

“I’ll speak how I fucking want,” Slade said irritably.

“I feel like I’ve been very polite thus far Baron Slade,” Lady Grey smiled. “Do not mistake my appreciation of civility for an unwillingness to engage in less civil means of motivation.”

“Is that a threat?” Slade asked.

“It certainly sounded like one, didn’t it?” Lady Grey said before turning her attention back to the Rilian soldiers dismounting. They tied their horses to some posts next to the wall and entered through the gate. “Please, follow me. We still have tables set up from last night’s celebration and I’m sure there’s plenty of leftover food in the kitchen. Priscilla, come help me dear.”

“Yes mother,” Priscilla said dutifully. Everybody but the girls’ mother knew it was a damn act.

The soldiers followed Lady Grey and Priscilla toward the massive tent in the field as various elves popped out of their houses to look. Slade turned and saw Hestia waiving at him excitedly from outside her house as he looked her way.

“Slade,” Commander Grey’s voice nearly made Slade jump out of his skin. “Thought you left with Fiora last night.”

“Passed out,” Slade answered wanting to give as little information as possible. “Good thing I did because Fiora’s going to want me to find out what’s going on here.”

“Not sure if the herald would want you around for that,” Commander Grey said grumpily. “And not sure if I want you fucking up whatever’s going on.”

“Either I’m here in the open or I’m here in the shadows,” Slade smirked. “Your choice.”

“Just let him stay,” Sir Adamus said cheerfully. “We can have another card game. Maybe we can fleece those soldiers and make back some of our rel.”

“Or lose it,” Sir Isaac volunteered. “Don’t forget we’re not getting paid while on suspension.”

“Right,” Commander Grey turned to Slade. “Fine, you can stay. But if you want to know what’s going on here, I want to know what the fuck is going on in that damn investigation. You know none of my guys did anything and a lot of them have families to feed.”

“Fine,” Slade scoffed after figuring he was getting the better deal. “Seems like a fair trade. Fiora’s already objected to the fucking investigation but the way I heard it the order came from the Herald of Ziralia himself. The fucker is pretty unhappy with the way everything went down. All accusations and executions. And there’s another herald involved making him look like an asshole. The cunt wants a head and he’s looking for a scapegoat.”

“You’re fucking kidding me,” Sir Isaac said while rubbing his neck. He glanced at Sir Adamus before turning back to Slade. “We’re safe though, right? I mean, Adamus and I did fight…”

“You lost,” Slade said coldly. “Against a half-dead Herald who spent less than a week in this world. But I doubt he’ll take your heads. You’re too useful. I’d say that the top candidate right now is the Raullon cunt.”

“Hansel?” Commander Grey said somewhat distressed. “But he’s a good kid.”

“He met with Herald Frost, he’s the sole heir to his father’s estate, his life was spared by the cat-fucker,” Slade shrugged. “Prince Erik fucked a lot of things up and the herald needs to make sure Zira appears like a bastion of justice. What a fucking joke. The fucking prince assassinated other fucking royals and broke a signed agreement. But the herald of the goddess of fucking justice is more interested in making the royal family look good than actual fucking justice.”

“Watch what you say there,” Commander Grey laughed. “Talking like that will get you in trouble.”

“Everybody knows how I feel about that cunt,” Slade responded while glancing anxiously at Hestia chatting with several other elves. “If the Herald of Ziralia wants to come after me, let him fucking come. He’ll end up like that fucking prince of Balar…chopped up and sent home in a fucking barrel.”

“Well,” Sir Adamus chuckled cheerfully. “Are we going to see if we can fleece these Rilian fucks or not?”

“Lady Grey doesn’t really like it when I gamble,” Commander Grey grinned. “But can you really call it gambling when you’re up against a bunch of sad sacks like that? Let’s see if they want to play.”

CHAPTER 7

Frost took a long drink directly from the pitcher of ice water that Iris eagerly delivered to them. It seemed that the beautiful white-haired Florenne believed it was one of her responsibilities as a bridesmaid to ensure they stayed well hydrated.

“Mine,” Brynn groaned as she sat up and reached for the pitcher. Frost handed it to her and she guzzled down the remaining water until only the ice remained. She grabbed Frost and pulled him back down to the mattress with her. “You’re killing me handsome. I’m tired, I’m sore, I starving, I’m thirsty, I’m dying.”

“Killing you?” Frost chuckled while pulling soft her slender body close to him. He reached behind her and squeezed her tight athletic ass. “I’m the one doing all of the work.”

“You underestimate how exhausting it is taking that massive thing,” Brynn laughed while gesturing at his cock. Her face turned red and she buried it in his chest. “Do you want to go again?”

“Now?” Frost asked as he looked down at himself. “I mean, we can try but I’m not making any promises.”

“Do you need some more help Herald Frost?” Zinnia smiled as her head popped up from the spot she and Jasmine found in Brynn’s corner of the bed. Starting at midnight and throughout most of the day the others assisted Frost whenever he was having issues rising to the occasion. Which, he never thought would happen, but fuck if a man didn’t have limits.

“I’m his best woman,” Renna glared at the cheerful dog-eared woman. The petite elf gripped his cock possessively. “That means it’s my job to help him.”

“How long do we have to be here?” Ena sighed as Fayeth kissed her shoulder. The blonde elf covered herself with a thin sheet but Frost could see Fayeth’s hand toying with Ena’s breasts. The two elves left regularly only for Fayeth to drag Ena back in a short while later. Frost had a nagging suspicion that Fayeth was using him to get Ena in the mood.

“Hm?” Lysandra pulled away from nuzzling Frost long enough to glance at the two blonde elves cuddling on the loveseat. “What are you talking about? You only needed to witness the first time. After that it’s optional.”

“What?” Ena stood up and glared furiously at Fayeth. “You told me it was required that we keep coming back!”

“I wanted to watch,” Fayeth playfully tugged Ena back down onto the loveseat. “And I know how much you enjoyed it. I literally tasted how much you enjoyed it.”

“That had nothing to do with him!” Ena pointed at Frost as her face turned red. “You were just doing a better job than usual.”

“I was barely trying,” Fayeth smiled. “Come back down, I was cuddling.”

“I’m going back to my room!” Ena yanked her arm away from Fayeth and stomped out of the room. Fayeth winked playfully at Frost before the busty archer chased after the furious blonde. Ena yelped from the hall as Fayeth caught up. “I can’t believe you!”

“More for us,” Lysandra said playfully kissing Frost’s chest as Renna wrapped her arms around Brynn. “Do you both need some more encouragement?”

“But you’ve encouraged us so much already,” Brynn whined helplessly as Renna’s fingers slid between her legs. “I’m sweaty, I’m filthy, and I’m covered in…well at this point probably everybody.”

“We could ask Zinnia to clean you up the fun way,” Renna whispered playfully.

“Mmm,” Jasmine grinned as she writhed happily against the mattress. “I’d be happy to help with that too.”

“Do you want us to?” Zinnia’s tail wagged as she stared hungrily at Brynn.

“Frost,” Lysandra pulled his hand between her legs, she was drenched and ready to go if he wanted. “I’m so happy that you and Brynn decided to let us join you. It means so much.”

“It wasn’t much of a decision,” Brynn sighed while slapping Renna’s hand away. “Once midnight hit, I couldn’t pull you off him.”

“When you say it like that it hurts my feelings Lady Brynn,” Lysandra kissed Frost’s neck and reached across his body to grab Brynn’s hand. “I love both of you.”

“And I love you,” Frost kissed Lysandra gently on her soft lips. He could feel blood rushing back to his cock as he slipped his tongue in her mouth. She let out a soft moan and tilted her hips toward him.

“Quiet,” Shael whined from the floor. “I’m trying to sleep.”

“Why are they all like this?” Brynn laughed as Renna kissed her neck. She forcefully pushed the green-haired elf toward Frost. “I can’t. I just can’t. I’m sorry, but I need food, drinks, and more than anything a bath. And this entire room needs to be scrubbed top to bottom.”

“You know,” Frost smiled as he sat up and looked around the room. She wasn’t wrong. Between the bedding and the floor, it was tough to tell which was filthier. But given his own condition he wasn’t really in a position to judge. “I hoped you’d at least give it a week before you started acting like a married woman.”

“Are you saying you don’t want a bath?” Brynn looked at him in disbelief. He glanced down and between the various dried fluids and wet ones, he definitely needed one. “That’s what I thought.”

“Okay,” Frost nodded. “Bath, food, make some rounds socializing, and then?”

“And then,” Brynn leaned in seductively. “I ride you until one of us breaks, handsome.”

“That sounds like fun,” Renna moaned while kissing Brynn’s athletic ass. “Will you still want us around?”

“Renna,” Brynn smiled while guiding the green-haired elf back up toward her neck. Renna leaned in to kiss Brynn’s neck and the black-haired bard turned to take the slender elf’s mouth. “You can join us whenever you want.”

“Ha!” Renna pointed excitedly at Lysandra. “Take that you cavernous old hag! I have a permanent invite!”

“Cavernous!” Lysandra said through clenched teeth. The white-haired priestess turned to Frost and pouted. “If she has a permanent invite, what about me?”

“We’re not about to kick you out of your own bedroom,” Frost laughed while gesturing at the bed. It was really the only one in the village large enough to fit anymore than three people comfortably. “We’ll be staying with you for a while.”

“What about after you move out?” Lysandra said while exaggerating her sad expression.

“Quit fishing for compliments you pointy-eared seductress,” Brynn said sternly. “You know damn well he loves you.”

“What she said,” Frost said while grabbing Lysandra’s plump ass and kissing her neck. “I love you. Now, let’s discuss the bath situation.”

“We’ll get them ready!” Iris said excitedly.

Iris rushed off with Zinnia and Jasmine to help fill the bath while Frost argued with the women about who was going to get to use it first. It wasn’t really much of an argument because he didn’t particularly mind going last as long as there was soap left. All he really cared about was enjoying a nice cool bath.

The elves had a blue gemstone at the well that magically pulled and directed water but he wasn’t sure how to apply that knowledge to plumbing. He understood aspects of plumbing, he could change out a sink and some of those weird curved plastic tubes but he couldn’t do much else without instructional videos.

“Your turn,” Renna said excitedly as the naked elf exited the bath. She was so clean and shiny Frost just wanted to drag her to the other room to mess her up all over again. “Oh? You like what you see?”

“No,” Brynn objected while shoving Frost toward the bathroom. “He needs to clean himself up. And stop encouraging him. He will sit in a room and fuck for a week if you let him.”

“Promise?” Renna said teasingly.

“I’m going,” Frost said as he walked into the bath designed for elves. Everything was cramped and he couldn’t really stand it but it was the only one available. What he wouldn’t give for a place to relax and stretch out. “Bathhouse!”

As he relaxed in the small tub his mind shifted into theory crafting mode. He thought about metal pipes, the well, the blue gemstones that could push and pull water. He didn’t really need fully functioning plumbing. He needed a way for water to enter a bath and a way for water to exit a bath. Although he needed to figure out how to make a huge bath as well. But, two blue gemstones and metal plumbing would probably work for a completely half-assed version of what he wanted.

As for drainage, if he really pushed himself, he wagered he could straight cleave a drainage ditch for the bath to empty into. If he could split multiple trees with a flick of his wrist then creating a small ditch should be easy. They had plenty of trees for wood and making a bathhouse would probably be simple. There was the matter of foundations but he could probably hire somebody from Blackwater for that.

Sure, it didn’t solve the village plumbing situation but a bathhouse would increase the quality of life. And it wasn’t as though the elves were particularly shy about nudity. The only ones who seemed to really care if he saw them naked were Lith an Aila. Although Lith only cared if anybody saw Aila naked and Aila only cared if anybody saw Lith naked.

“This could work,” Frost said as he eagerly washed himself. Metal pipes were probably a basic blacksmith item so he could either purchase it or craft it himself. He’d have to go mining, he wondered where a nearby mining area was. He’d need to bring Sumina, Rania, magic packs, and one of the wagons for transport. “This is a good idea.”

Frost jumped out of the bath and grabbed a towel as he exited the bath. Brynn and the elves were already dressed and waiting nervously for him. He looked down over the second floor rails and saw Lady Grey waiting patiently downstairs.

“Lady Grey,” Frost nodded while double checking his towel to make sure he wasn’t flashing her his cock. “I thought you would have gone home by now.”

“Herald Frost,” Lady Grey took a judgmental tone. “You make it sound like you don’t want me here.”

“Not my intention, I apologize,” Frost said while wondering to himself how that woman always managed to make him feel like an unruly child. “But I am curi…”

“An apology followed by a but is not an apology Herald Frost,” Lady Grey said sternly. “I am here to inform you that you have visitors from Rilia. I felt that it would be inappropriate for Baron Slade or my husband to deliver this message given the possibility you’d still be indisposed.”

“Rilia,” Frost cringed at the unfortunate timing. He knew next to nothing about the country other than the fact it was ruled by a warlord that executed the Herald of Riliandra. The man was also hunting down any remaining worshippers of the goddess. “I didn’t expect to meet with them so soon.”

“Oh?” Lady Grey smiled. “But you expected them?”

“Expected is probably the wrong term,” Frost groaned while trying to figure out why they’d act so quickly. Even if Rilia had spies in Blackwater it was fast. It had only been about thirty days since he killed Prince Erik. “I figured I’d have to talk with them someday. But I thought they’d observe us for a bit and then maybe send an ambassador or something. Who did they send?”

“Ten soldiers,” Lady Grey said. “The highest level is very fine young man named Sir Wildflower. According to Baron Slade he’s a level sixty-two cavalier.”

“What’s Slade still doing here?” Frost asked. “Never mind. That’s not important. A sixty-two cavalier and nine other men. Are we sure it’s only nine and they don’t have other men hidden?”

“No, but my husband said if they intended to do you harm, they would have attacked while you were occupied,” Lady Grey answered. “The messengers have been waiting patiently Herald Frost but I’m afraid they’re growing impatient after losing quite a bit of rel in cards. So, would you please make yourself presentable and meet them?”

“Losing?” Frost groaned. “Your husband should have let them win.”

“That’s what I said,” Lady Grey nodded. “But it’s too late for that now. Can I let them that you’ll be out shortly?”

“Yeah,” Frost nodded at Lady Grey. “I’ll be out shortly. Thank you for delivering the message.”

“You’re welcome Herald Frost,” Lady Grey bowed politely before heading out. The woman was a bit aggravating at times but effective. It seemed he acquired a second talented individual when he acquired Commander Grey.

“Frost,” Brynn followed him to the bedroom while adjusting her yellow and red dress. It was tightly fitted on top with an ankle-length pleated skirt that alternated between red and gold vertical stripes creating the illusion of a swirling sunburst. “You need to wear something nice.”

“I look good in everything,” Frost said jokingly while grabbing one his packs. He reached into the enchanted pack and started pulling out his wyvern leather armor. “But I’m going to wear something that’ll help me if a fight breaks out if it’s all the same.”

“At least wear this then,” Brynn pulled out a regal red cloak covered in strange golden markings. “Lishri brought this over while you were in the bath. She seemed really embarrassed about leaving last night when she dropped it off.

“Hm,” Lysandra said inspecting the symbols on the cloak’s base. “I wonder what she wrote.”

“What?” Frost looked down at the markings and couldn’t make sense of them. He thought his language abilities were all level ten in terms of reading, writing, and speaking. It seemed there were still languages missing from his abilities list. “Wrote?”

“It’s Arachnean,” Lysandra made a face. “But it looks like a more traditional script. Oh well. We’ll have to ask Lishri. I’m sure it’s something sweet.”

“Do I look nice enough?” Frost said while putting on the cloak. The fine black wyvern leather armor was almost completely hidden beneath the lavish cloak. Getting the leather worked into armor cost him pretty much his entire reward for hunting the wyverns down, but it was worth it. “Wife?”

“Tease,” Brynn blushed while turning her head away. “Like you said, you look good in everything handsome.”

“Thanks,” Frost playfully patted her ass before heading downstairs with the others.

None of them were really dressed like they were expecting visitors. Lysandra was wearing a plain looking priestess raiment while Ena and Fayeth wore shorts and loose fitted tunics. Renna decided to wear a scandalously short pink skirt and what was basically a black bandage masquerading as a tube top.

At least the three beast-girls were wearing dresses, although they were the same plain sundresses they always wore. Despite having access to one of the finest weavers on the continent they chose the familiar comfort of the dresses Madam Gardenia purchased them. Although their collection of lingerie was much more diverse.

The elves of the village were going about their business when Frost exited the temple with the others. The village seemed to be bustling more than usual and he quickly realized that several of the courtesans were still present along with one of their wagons at the edge of town.

“Herald Frost,” Zinnia said excitedly pointing at one of the elves. “I know her! Can I go play?”

“Me to!” Iris said. “I want to talk to my friends!”

“Talk?” Jasmine smirked. “I’m going to rub it in their stupid faces.”

“Sure,” Frost said as the former courtesans went to catch up with their old colleagues. He looked around and stopped one of the visiting elves as she walked past. “Is Madam Gardenia still here?”

“The madam left before sunrise,” the elf blushed as she curtseyed politely. “She said any of us who weren’t on the schedule this evening could stay longer if we liked. Was that okay? We realize she didn’t exactly get permission but given the circumstances…”

“It’s fine,” Frost said while looking around at courtesans chatting with the villagers. Some of the same courtesans who eyed them with suspicion before were laughing with them. “Where are you all staying?”

“I’m staying with Phyrra,” the elf said while gesturing at herself. Frost tried not to laugh as he realized that Phyrra used Shael being out of their house to bring somebody home. “Lilac is staying with Lyra. Camellia and a few others are staying with Stormi and Erissa. And…”

“Got it,” Frost said realizing that the elves were probably more than happy to meet new people and eager to offer them places to stay. It was just odd to see the mixture of demihumans wandering around interacting with the villagers. “Thank you.”

“Herald Frost,” the elf bowed politely while fiddling with her skirt. “Um, if you’re wondering my name is Calluna. I didn’t have a chance to meet you in Blackwater. It’s very nice to meet you.”

“Mmmm,” Brynn growled.

“Nice to meet you too Calluna,” Frost said while glancing at the soldiers sitting under the large wedding canopy. Slade, Commander Grey, and several other Zirans were passing out cards to some clearly pissed off soldiers. He politely smiled at Calluna and nodded. “You’re all welcome back anytime you want.”

“Really?” Calluna’s blue-eyes lit up and Frost realized he was so distracted by the visitors he’d barely looked at the girl. Her long azure hair was elaborately braided ensuring her gorgeous youthful face was on full display. “You don’t mind?”

“I don’t mind,” Frost shrugged. He would have actually preferred visitors, even if they were just courtesans. The elves were fairly closed off from the world since the world didn’t want them, so the visits would probably be beneficial. Not to mention he did like Madam Gardenia’s courtesans. “Just make sure to arrange a place to stay with somebody. I don’t want you to visit and then not have a place to sleep.”

“Thank you,” Calluna said while running off excitedly. “That won’t be a problem!”

“Because I’m sure you wouldn’t offer her a place to sleep,” Brynn said sarcastically as the elf ran off. “I saw the way you looked at her. You’re so transparent.”

“He really is,” Lysandra giggled. “But I must admit it’s nice to have friendly visitors.”

“That doesn’t mean he needs to sleep with every visitor,” Brynn said judgmentally.

“I’m not going to apologize for being an awful husband,” Frost smirked as the petite bard possessively grabbed his arm. “Anyway, we have more pressing matters.”

Frost walked with Brynn toward the ten soldiers sitting at the tables beneath the canopy. Lysandra and the other elves trailed behind him as the villagers watched with great interest. Frost started scanning and began collecting data on the visitors from Rilia. They were all high-level with the cavalier two levels higher than him. If a fight broke out it probably wouldn’t end well for anybody.

There were four cloth wearers at the table. Two saints, one elementalist, and one geomancer which Frost figured was a variation on elementalist. More than likely the geomancer would focus on altering the landscape and fortifying his comrades. If something happened, they’d need to be taken care of first.

“Herald Frost,” the cavalier stood up from his seat and the others followed. “You’ve kept us waiting for quite…”

“Don’t give me that,” Frost said. “You don’t get to complain about waiting when you arrive the day after my wedding. You’re lucky I’m even taking this fucking meeting. I should be balls deep in my wife right now but instead I’m balls deep in political bullshit.”

“Fuck,” Baron Slade laughed as the soldiers looked anxiously at each other.

“Herald Frost!” Lady Grey screeched while stomping her foot on the grass. “That is not the way you receive messengers.”

“Messengers?” Frost chuckled while shaking his head. “These look like soldiers to me. A level sixty-two cavalier and nine high-level soldiers. It looks like a military expedition entered my territory without permission. And you want me to what? Welcome them like old friends?”

“This is not a military expedition and I have no intention of making it one,” the cavalier said while glancing around apprehensively. Adamus, Isaac, and Commander Grey gripped their weapons expecting a fight to break out any second. “The soldiers are here as a preventative measure.”

“And what about my preventative measures?” Frost said while staring at the men. “I have a village full of innocent women and children. Does it make you feel big to march soldiers in here? The implicit threat being that you’ll be taking hostages and harming my people.”

“That wasn’t our intention,” the cavalier said as he started to realize that he’d made several missteps. “We came as messengers, not soldiers.”

“Lady Grey, what is the proper etiquette when sending messengers to a sovereign nation?” Frost asked the flustered old woman. “I can’t imagine you send a level sixty-two soldiers and a high-level escort.”

“Herald Frost,” Lady Grey bowed her head politely. “While you’re correct that sending soldiers to deliver a message is not proper etiquette, you are unknown to them so I’m afraid in this instance it may be warranted.”

“Commander Grey?” Frost looked at the old man counting his rel. “What do you think?”

“If you were sending a message, you’d send me,” Commander Grey said, looking at his wife for approval. “If you were sending me into Rilia, I’d damn well hope you send me with some protection or not send me at all. I imagine that Sir Wildflower here is more important than he’s letting on. Somebody his king trusts and is protective of. His king wasn’t about to send him into a monster’s maw alone.”

“William,” Lady Grey crossed her arms. “You shouldn’t call the herald a monster. He is currently your acting sovereign and this is an official meeting between nations. You should use his proper title.”

“It’s like he says,” Sir Wildflower nodded at the commander. “While I am serving as a messenger of King Darius Asmund of Rilia. I am also one of his most trusted subjects and one of a handful he’d trust to represent his interests.”

“Let me guess,” Frost sighed. “Your king has requested my presence in Rilia.”

“How did you…” Sir Wildflower nodded as he glanced around at his soldiers. It suddenly clicked with him that the soldiers weren’t merely sent to escort him, but also as a mild show of force to help persuade Frost. “Yes, King Asmund would like to meet you.”

“That’s fine,” Frost gestured at the surrounding area. “He’s free to visit me here. Historically speaking, leaving my territory at the urging of a royal hasn’t ended well.”

“I’m aware,” Sir Wildflower answered. “And I understand. We have been informed of the situation which occurred in Blackwater and assure you we have no such intentions.”

“Are you sure your information is accurate?” Frost asked, curious of how well their information network operated.

“We believe so,” Sir Wildflower answered, holding his palms out as if to show that he wasn’t hiding anything. “Prince Erik and Duke Raullon entered into an agreement with you. They violated that agreement. They suffered for it. I’d be willing to discuss more details if it’d help you trust that our intentions are peaceful.”

“I’d be interested in more details,” Slade grinned, obviously wanting the information so he could unmask and eliminate the informant.

“Why does he want to meet me, and why now?” Frost asked while taking a seat. Lysandra quickly moved to stand behind him and placed her hand supportively on his shoulder.

“That’s a good question,” Brynn said pulling a seat up next to him and placing her hand on his knee. “The timing couldn’t be a coincidence. It’s likely you waited until the day after the wedding itself.”

“It’s no coincidence you arrived the day after the wedding ceremony,” Frost said.

As Frost waited for a response, he felt another hand on his shoulder. He turned to see Renna attempting to look dignified and suddenly realized the three women were trying to signify their relationships with him to the visiting dignitaries. Fayeth was gently prodding Ena to do the same but the stubborn squire refused to budge. Frost sighed and shook his head.

“Good point,” Slade flashed a vicious smile at the silent Sir Wildflower. “Only the noble fucks knew about the wedding. The rat must be a noble.”

“It could have been that priest!” Lysandra volunteered excitedly. “He didn’t seem fond of being here and it’s very likely the Herald of Ziralia doesn’t approve of this marriage! You should probably look into him Baron Slade!”

“Lysandra, let’s not try to get anybody killed or start any holy wars,” Frost chuckled. “Besides, it’s probably a merchant turned noble.”

“Hm,” Slade perked up like he had somebody in mind. “Another person added on the to-do list.”

“I thought you might be hungry master,” Zinnia said happily while approaching with a plate of food for Frost. “But, to-do lists? Like Herald Frost’s to-do list?”

“Master?” Renna mumbled as Zinnia set the plate in front of Frost.

“Different kind of to-do list Zin,” Frost grinned while patting the Durra’s plump ass. The tan dog-eared woman leaned down and kissed him on his cheek before rushing back to the kitchen. He tried to maintain his stern expression but he couldn’t help grin as he watched her run off with her tail wagging. “Anyway, why does your king want to meet me and why did he wait until after the wedding?”

“King Asmund wishes to personally congratulate you on your marriage,” Sir Wildflower answered. The answer was complete nonsense. The marriage just created a suitable smokescreen for inviting him that wouldn’t draw attention to his real objective. “It’s not unusual for a neighboring country to invite newlywed nobles to their estate.”

“I see,” Frost nodded at the rehearsed explanation. “I’d prefer to know the actual reason.”

“I have given you the reason,” Sir Wildflower said calmly while looking at Slade and the Ziran soldiers sitting around the table. “King Asmund wishes to personally congratulate you on your wedding.”

“Your king has a reputation for killing heralds,” Frost replied. “You understand why I might be hesitant to accept this invitation.”

“Yes,” Sir Wildflower answered. “But please understand that King Asmund is not merely the ruler of a nation, he is a general that commands the respect of his men. He is a man of his word and I speak with his authority. I give you my word that he has no intention of harming you.”

“Intention,” Frost chuckled. “It’s a nice weaselly addition there.”

“I can only promise what I can promise,” Sir Wildflower said stoically. “If you give him reason to view you as an enemy or cause trouble he may be forced to act.”

“I see,” Frost nodded while thinking over the invitation. If the king wanted Frost dead, he could have sent an assassin or marched an army into his territory. He wanted something and he didn’t want others to know what it was. Frost was admittedly curious and a good relationship with Rilia was important for his territory. “I don’t like leaving my village unguarded. I’ll need time to make arrangements.”

“He wants you there immediately,” Sir Wildflower said. “If you don’t come soon, his invitation may be rescinded.”

“So, it’s urgent,” Frost groaned. “I still can’t leave my village without protection.”

“I can help with that,” Commander Grey said while gesturing at Isaac and Asmund. “These boys have nothing to do at the moment.”

“Fine by me,” Sir Isaac said as Zinnia delivered another plate of food for the group. Sir Adamus nodded in agreement while stabbing a large chunk of boar meat with his knife. “It’s better than sitting around doing nothing while the investigation finishes.”

“Are you going on a trip?” Zinnia pouted at Frost. “You’re going to come back right? I’ll miss you so much!”

“Obviously,” Frost grinned as Zinnia wrapped her arms around him. He buried his face in her soft plump chest as she squeezed him tight. “Damn you’re good at cuddling.”

“Down girl,” Brynn said gently shoving the dog-eared woman off him. “He’s already taken care of you plenty.”

“So, the rumors are true,” Sir Wildflower raised an eyebrow at Frost. “You…”

“He’s a dog-fucker,” Slade interrupted. “Deranged fuck would probably fuck a goat if you put enough makeup on it.”

“Baron Slade,” Lady Grey said in a frustrated tone. “Manners.”

“Would you fuck a Satyr?” a knight of Rilia blurted out as if he’d been waiting to ask the question. “I mean, assuming it had a pretty enough top half.”

“Fuck is pushing it,” Frost said pensively. “I mean, are we talking full on goat bottom half or more like she’s just a bit hairy? I mean, I’d for sure let one suck my cock or give me a tit fuck. Same goes for mermaids."

“Herald Frost!” Lady Grey screeched.

“What about Lishri?” Lysandra asked curiously. “She’s very pretty.”

“The fangs,” Frost gestured at his mouth and then toward his cock. “Do you think she’d even want to? I mean, give me a hand job or tit fuck.”

“She definitely would!” Renna said excitedly. “She’s always looking at you!”

“Really?” Frost said.

“You’re a sick degenerate fuck,” Slade said.

“And this conversation is inappropriate,” Lady Grey repeated while shaking Commander Grey as if she expected him to get involved.

“What about centaurs?” another soldier asked. “Would you fuck a centaur?”

“Terrance,” Sir Wildflower groaned.

“John got to ask his,” Terrance said defensively.

“Fucking goddess help me,” Commander Grey said as his wife continued to prod him. “Can we stay on fucking topic?”

“William. Language,” Lady Grey chided.

“Honey, that horse is already out of the stable and it’s not going back,” Commander Grey said.

“I’d probably accept a blowjob,” Frost said after taking a few moments to think. “Fucking’s out though.”

“You’d seriously let a horse suck your cock?” Slade said. “Haven’t you never seen one eat a fucking carrot?”

“Centaur,” Frost corrected.

“Lamia,” the Rilian geomancer shouted like he was on a gameshow titled what won’t Frost fuck.

“I’ve never seen one,” Frost said while thinking through the variables. “Are we talking all serpent skin or snake bottom half and human top half? And are they scaly or slimy?”

“We should ask Lishri!” Fayeth suggested. “The Arachne and Lamia are friendly with each so she probably knows what they look like.”

“You’d fuck a snake?” Slade said. “At this point we should probably be tallying a list of what you won’t fuck, shouldn’t we?”

“I really don’t see why this is so difficult for you Slade,” Frost smiled. “You did say you’d fuck an elf.”

“I never said that you lying cunt,” Slade snapped furiously. Frost was a little bit shocked by the aggressiveness of his response. “I’ll cut you to pieces and feed you to a pack of wolves you lying cat-fucking bastard!”

“Stop this at once!” Lady Grey said slamming her fist on the table silencing everyone. “This behavior is absolutely unacceptable! None of you are acting like a proper delegation! William, you especially!”

“Me especially?” Commander Grey gestured at Frost. “Why me especially? He’s the one that’ll fuck anything!”

“Herald Frosts lays with demihumans, so I expect a certain level of degeneracy from him,” Lady Grey said in a surprisingly judgmental tone. “And Baron Slade, his reputation speaks for itself. But you, you are the Ambassador of Pluma territory and you will conduct yourself as such!”

“Pluma territory is kind of known for degeneracy,” Frost grinned.

“And you,” Lady Grey pointed at Frost. “Do you understand the seriousness of this situation? You have an entire territory to care for! Start acting like it!”

“Ahem,” Sir Wildflower took the opportunity to steer the conversation back to the meeting. “We do request that you leave as soon as possible. The king is a very busy man and I’m afraid.”

“I got it,” Frost said. “It’s urgent. We’ll leave this afternoon,” Frost looked at Brynn. “Is that okay with you?”

“I can honestly use the recovery time handsome,” Brynn smirked. “Better to get it out of the way.”

“You heard her,” Frost nodded.

“Wonderful,” Sir Wildflower said. “We’ll ride ahead and let the king know you’ll be arriving imminently. He’s looking forward to meeting a man with such a unique reputation.”

Sir Wildflower froze and looked around as if he said something he shouldn’t have.

“Reputation? You mean the giant killing thing?” Commander Grey chuckled knowingly. “Or killing the eight slayers and a prince thing?”

“No,” Slade smirked as he read the embarrassment on Wildflower’s face. “It’s the elf-fucking thing.”

“Well,” Sir Wildflower glanced at Zinnia rubbing up against Frost. “Sort of.”

“Oh,” Slade laughed and slammed his hand on the table. “The dog-fucking!”

“Are you talking about me?” Zinnia said excitedly while wagging her tail. The lascivious Durra looked at Frost hopefully. “Did I do something good?”

“You’re always good,” Frost said while slipping his hand under her sundress and giving her ample rump a squeeze.

“Yay!” Zinnia said cheerfully.

CHAPTER 8

“Why are you coming along again?” Frost asked as Slade climbed up onto a horse. “You weren’t invited.”

“It’s in the best interest of Blackwater that we know what this meeting is about,” Slade said, glancing around as if he were watching for an attack. “Not that it’s any of your business you cat-fucking cunt.”

“I could always make you stay here,” Frost smirked. “Break your legs or something.”

“Only my legs?” Slade scoffed. “If I tell Fiora that you’re running off to a fucking meeting with King Asmund and I didn’t go with, the bitch will castrate me. Trust me, I’d rather be back in Blackwater drowning in liquor and cunt but here I fucking am.” Slade looked back nervously at the elves wandering around the village. “Now can we get the fuck out of here already?”

The silver-haired ninja had been on edge all morning, as if he was expecting an attack. The Rilian’s seemed to have spooked him something fierce and Frost was beginning to worry about taking him along. It was out of character for him to be so jumpy and paranoid.

“This is going to be a long trip,” Frost chuckled as he lifted Brynn onto her horse. His wife had changed into a pair of white riding pants with a long dress-like black tunic. He glanced back at Fayeth, Ena, and Renna arguing over who’s going to drive the wagon. “If you three are going to fight the entire way you can just stay here.”

Frost would have honestly preferred the elves stay in the village for their own safety but it was customary for a princess to travel with an entourage. Also, it was a good opportunity for the elves to get out of the village and experience new things.

Several of the other elves in the village gave him an earful about playing favorites but he masterfully pinned all the blame on Brynn. Living in a village full of desperate women, he was dealing with their jealousy and neediness constantly.

He didn’t want to sound unappreciative, but he was actually starting to look forward to being called away on hunts just so he wouldn’t have to explain to the elves why he hadn’t visited them recently.

“Wait for me!” Hestia yelled as she came rushing around the corner with a large pack. Frost could have sworn he saw Slade jump at the sound of her voice as the brown-haired elf tossed her bag into the wagon. Everybody watched with confusion as the excited alchemist climbed into the wagon. “What? Why are you looking at me like that?”

“You’re coming with?” Frost asked the smiling green-eyed elf. He’d told the elves who he was taking but Hestia must not have gotten the message. “Hestia, I’m sorry but I already invited the others.”

“Baron Slade invited me,” Hestia said happily. The brown-haired alchemist organized a few of her things and sat down. “He said it’d be helpful to have somebody who can make potions. Isn’t that right?”

“Right,” Slade nodded as his face turned pale.

“Slade,” Frost groaned as he realized the reason that the silver-haired asshole looked like shit. “If you’re not feeling well, stay in the damn village. I know you think you have to come but bringing along Hestia to make you medicine only puts her in danger.”

“Don’t worry about me,” Hestia cheerfully interjected. “Slade will make sure nothing happens to me! Right darl…”

“I’ll take responsibility for the fucking elf,” Slade said loudly while glancing threateningly at the wagon. “Just worry about your fucking self you dog-fucking bastard.”

“Fine,” Frost said begrudgingly. He didn’t like having somebody who couldn’t defend themselves traveling with them but Hestia was a talented alchemist and Slade looked like dogshit. “But if even a hair on her fucking head gets harmed, I’m going to kill you.”

“Herald Frost!” Hestia jumped up and yelled with unexpected fervor. “Don’t be mean to Baron Slade. He’s…”

“Her patient,” Slade interrupted. “You shouldn’t threaten people when they aren’t feeling well. Anyway, we should probably get a move on. You told those assholes you’d leave in the afternoon.”

“Fair enough,” Frost said wondering how much he could count on the ninja if a fight broke out. He looked like he was already starting to sweat and his skin was completely drained of color, like he could die any second. The man clearly wasn’t well. “Is this everybody then?”

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra and Lishri approached with bags. “I put together some lunches and Lishri brought us a few different sets of clothing, some tents for camping if we need them, and some blankets.”

“Herald Frost,” Lishri beamed and scurried over to him as his horse trembled. Witch didn’t care much for Lishri and he couldn’t really blame her due to the fact that Lishri was easily her size and carnivorous. Lishri brushed her long red hair out of her eyes and touched the red cloak she’d made for him. “You’re wearing it!”

“Yeah,” Frost nodded while glancing at the gorgeous cloak. He actually really loved the way the gold text ran around it and the quality was easily beyond anything else he owned. He’d seen a few enchanted items but a scan revealed that the cloth cloak was on par with a hard leather one in terms of durability. Not to mention the ludicrous magic resistance and poison immunity. “It’s okay right? I know it must have taken a long time to craft and I probably shouldn’t be taking it on a trip…”

“No!” Lishri said excitedly. “It’s meant to be worn all the time! It’s meant to keep you safe! Even the words are an Arachnean blessing!”

“Like a spell?” Frost asked while staring at the Arachnean letters. It certainly looked like a magical language so he wasn’t going to argue. Although he felt a little guilty about accepting it without giving her something. “I really love it and if you ever need anything just let me know.”

“Um,” Lishri shuffled nervously. “A kiss? Never mind! I shouldn’t have said that! It just came out! I’m sorry! It was a joke!”

“A kiss?” Frost chuckled as Lishri looked at the ground. “Sure.”

“Really?” Lishri’s face turned red. “Do you mean it? Are you sure it’s okay?”

“It’s fine,” Frost grinned as the Arachne wrapped her arms around him. Witch tried to step away from her but Frost kept her in place as he kissed Lishri. Her lips were surprisingly sweet and although he wasn’t about to put his tongue in her mouth, she had no issue slipping hers into his. Her two heartbeats increased in intensity as she squeezed him tighter, like she was trying to pop him. Her face was bright red as she eventually pulled away and touched her lips. “Thank you, that was wonderful.”

“It was good for me too,” Frost chuckled while stroking her soft red hair. The warm Arachne gave him another powerful hug. “Lishri...”

“Five more seconds,” Lishri pleaded as Frost continued to stroke her hair. After the five seconds were up, she let go and looked away in embarrassment. A second later she leaned in and gently patted his head while looking away. “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome,” Frost said as his blood pressure returned to normal. He was just happy that the Arachne was comfortable enough to ask. When she first arrived in the village, she spent most of her time hiding but gradually she started to socialize and enjoy herself. “Anyway, is that everything?”

“Mostly,” Lysandra said while rushing next to his horse. She glanced at Lishri and the Arachne easily hoisted the white-haired elf up onto his horse. “Now I think we’re ready.”

“You can’t come with,” Frost said as the priestess wrapped her arms around him and locked her hands together. “Who’s going to take care of everybody if you come with?”

“Lady Grey offered to take care of everything in my absence,” Lysandra said while tightening her grip on him. “She’s really committed too. She said she was going to teach the elves to act like ladies even if it killed her.”

“Like fucking hell,” Frost said adamantly. “She will absolutely not teach them to behave like ladies!”

“What’s wrong with behaving like a lady?” Brynn said crossly. “I’m a lady.”

“Yeah,” Frost nodded. “And you insisted I married you before you fucked me. The last thing I want is a village full of elves who develop a sense of propriety. I have plans.”

“What kind of plans would be ruined by the elves acting like ladies handsome?” Brynn asked suspiciously.

“Frost,” Lysandra squeezed him. “Everything will be fine, trust me. Lady Grey said she was going to teach them to act like ladies but I assure you it’s not possible. I’ve been trying for decades. There is absolutely no chance she succeeds in turning this lot into upstanding ladies.”

“She’s a terrifyingly competent woman,” Slade grinned smugly. “I imagine if anybody could do it, she could.”

“A woman can dream,” Brynn laughed.

“Lysandra,” Frost turned to see the snow-haired elf grinning while resting her head on his upper back. “If she breaks them, I’m leaving.”

“It’s more likely that they break her,” Lysandra said reassuringly. “You don’t see it because they’re always so happy when you’re around but the villagers can be very difficult. There’s no need to worry. I’m sure everything will be just as you left it.”

“It damn well better,” Frost grumbled. “Okay, let’s get moving. It’s a long trip.”

“If it’s a long trip you should leave that ratty old bag you’re carrying,” Renna yelled while gesturing at Lysandra. “You know bringing her is big risk. She might die of old age on the way. Maybe she should ride on the wagon while I ride with you. I’m young, more flexible, I’d hate for your horse to gallop too hard and break her brittle bones.”

“Renna,” Lysandra said sweetly. “I was thinking that Rania and Sumina haven’t taken any time off in a while and since you have the most experience handling the animals…”

“Bring it on you old ornery old bitch!” Renna said enthusiastically. “You think I’m scared of the stables? I’ve been cleaning them all month! I live for it!”

“Hm,” Lysandra grumbled. “I’m going to need to find a new way to punish her.”

“I could always spank her,” Frost offered playfully.

“That would have the opposite effect and you know it,” Lysandra laughed.

“But it’d be fun for me,” he grinned as they started riding.

Brynn and Slade followed on horseback and the others followed in the wagon. The villagers waved excitedly and yelled pleasantries as they headed west.

The capital of Rilia was about a four-day ride from Pluma Forest and barring the six villages they’d pass through, most of the trip would involve staring at empty roads. Brynn was kind enough to bring her flute to entertain herself and the elves similarly prepared.

Renna brought a pack full of lockboxes to pick during the journey and several bags of stones. The emerald-eyed thief handed Fayeth, Ena, and Hestia the bags and tasked them with protecting the stones. Each time they caught her stealing, they were allowed to punch her once in the leg.

Fayeth also brought bags of stones but for an entirely different reason. The busty blonde aimed to increase her precision by targeting things they passed on the road. Each time she missed her target, Ena was going to punch her in the leg.

As for Ena, the blonde squire had to block, dodge, or parry any surprise punches that Fayeth or Renna threw her way during the trip. She could also use divine magic to create protective barriers to block the blows. Each time she successfully evaded a strike she got to punch somebody in the leg.

As for Lysandra and Frost, the two of them would probably get plenty of magic practice in. Besides creating and holding barriers they would be the ones healing the bruises on the other elves’ legs.

It wasn’t long before they crossed the border of Rilia which was completely unguarded. It wasn’t surprising since the Ziran side of the border didn’t have its first checkpoint until you were halfway to Blackwater. In a world where travel was slow, it was only natural to keep the guards posted nearer to the cities as opposed to out in the wilderness.

The dirt roads showed the same level of disregard as the border. Not only was the road exceedingly bumpy but there were at least a dozen large holes per mile. His mind immediately gravitated back to his inability to create nice stone roads.

“Hey handsome,” Brynn leaned over from her horse and poked him. “Quit daydreaming, we’re approaching Serino.”

“Huh?” Lysandra yawned while lifting her head from his back. The white-haired elf had fallen asleep almost immediately after they left the village.

The village of Serino was a nearly perfect foil to Filan on the Ziran side of the border. It was a safe distance from the forest and similarly sat on a small river. There were about a hundred houses and a few large establishments so he figured there might be two or three hundred villagers.

Several of the humans glared at them suspiciously as they arrived but most of them were more than happy to have visitors. Children played in the streets and nothing was in disrepair. It was a nice cozy place, an arguably much nicer than his village.

“Hold it!” an armor-clad man yelled as he rushed toward them with two winded men. “Hold it, hold it, stop!”

“Yes?” Frost asked while activating scan. The armored leader of the trio was a level twenty-eight knight while the other two were level fourteen and fifteen respectively. Not that he was expecting high-levels to be working as guards in a small border village. One was a spear-wielding fighter and the other was a squire wearing ill-fitted armor.

“Um,” the leader looked at the motley group while checking a piece of paper for instructions on what to say. “State your names and business.”

“Herald Frost of Pluma Territory traveling to Verguard,” Frost answered as the guards pointed their weapons at the elves. “Is there a problem?”

“Herald Frost? Bullshit,” the guard said authoritatively. “You think you’re the first smuggler to claim to be that elf-fucker? Hire some elf slaves, claim to be that murdering psychopath, and everybody looks the other way. I’m not falling for it. State your real names and real business.”

“Are we going to sit here and let this soppy fucking cunt question us?” Slade grumbled while glaring at the three men. “Cut out the fucker’s tongue and shove it down his subordinate’s throat as a fucking lesson about mouthing off and let’s be on our way.”

“Slade,” Frost glared at the disgruntled ninja while gesturing at the children staring at him. “There are children…”

“Fuck off,” Slade said as several mothers moved to cover their children’s ears. “I don’t want to be in this fucking country longer than I have to be.”

“Then maybe you shouldn’t have come,” Brynn said crossly. She moved her horse to get between Slade and the increasingly anxious guards. “Sorry about him, Slade’s a bit touched in the head. But this is in fact Herald Frost and I’m…”

“I don’t believe that,” the guard said. “You all must think I’m a damn idiot. The king sent out orders and we follow our orders.”

“That’s right,” the spearman said. “We’re supposed to be on the lookout for suspicious travelers.”

“Like weapons smugglers,” the squire added while pointing at Frost’s sword. “You smuggling weapons?”

“We’re not smuggling weapons,” Frost said.

“Maybe not but you could be passing through to Niri,” the guard pointed at the wagon. “You intend to sell these demihumans as slaves in Niri? Don’t you?”

“Slave?” Ena gripped her cudgel while nodding at Frost to indicate she was ready to fight if necessary.

“Frost,” Renna gestured at the guard. “Are you just going to let him call us slaves!”

“We’re not slaves,” Lysandra said politely. “We are citizens of Pluma territory and part of Herald Frost’s personal entourage.”

“I’m not going to believe that for a second,” the guard scoffed while holding up a paper. Frost only saw the parchment for a second but he used his memorization ability on it.

The paper said that the guards in the border towns were under orders to question anybody crossing borders. They were supposed to be looking for weapons, slavers, and anything suspicious. Apparently, he was suspicious.

“You expect me to believe that man right there killed twelve giants?” the guard pointed at him. “Do you think I’m an idiot or something? I’m going to have to ask you to turn back around if you don’t want to take this seriously.”

“Please ask us to,” Slade grinned while twirling a dagger. “I’m aching to fuck somebody up.”

“Oh!” Hestia jumped from her seat and raised her hand. “You can…”

“Which is a figure of speech meaning to hurt somebody!” Slade said loudly.

“No shit,” the leader of the guards said. “Quit treating us like we’re stupid. It’s clear as day that you’re slave traders.”

“We’re not slaves!” Lysandra insisted. “Herald Frost, you’d never sell us, would you?”

“How much could I get?” Frost joked.

“Handsome,” Brynn shook her head as the elves all pouted. “A little too real for them.”

“I wouldn’t sell you for all the rel in the world,” Frost said reassuringly. “If anybody offered me a huge sum of rel to purchase you, I’d just kill them and take the rel.”

“You’re awful handsome,” Brynn laughed.

“Makes sense,” Slade nodded approvingly.

“Good,” Lysandra said as Frost pecked the gorgeous elf on the lips. Several of the onlookers turned away in disgust and mothers started dragging their kids inside.

“Seriously!” Frost shouted at the women while pointing accusingly at Slade. “This fucker over here says cunt a thousand times and you don’t give a damn but I kiss an elf and now your kids need to be hauled away?”

“That’s because it’s disgusting,” Slade said snidely.

“Excuse me!” Hestia yelled. “You ki…”

“Herald Frost!” Slade shouted while appearing to have a panic attack. He was sweating, his eyes darted everywhere, and he had a look like he might pass out. “Can we just kill these cunts and be on our way?”

The guards gripped their weapons nervously while staring at Frost and the others.

“We don’t need to kill them,” Frost laughed while creating a small ice shard. “We can just knock them out and be on our way.”

“Handsome,” Brynn shook her head disapprovingly. “Can’t you just convince them that you’re the herald somehow? I don’t want it to get back to the king that we’re assaulting soldiers.”

“I mean,” Frost glanced at Lysandra and then back at the anxious guard. “Outside of fucking Lysandra right in front of them I’m not sure how I’m going to convince anybody I’m the elf-fucking herald.”

“Why Lysandra!” Renna said argumentatively. “You need to stop fucking her! Her dry pussy is going to damage you! It’s probably like fucking sand! Think of the friction! The friction! If you’re going to fuck anybody it should be me!”

“I am not dry and you know it!” Lysandra said furiously. “When do you have time to even think up these insults!”

“When I’m cleaning the stables you old bitch!” Renna snapped.

“So,” Brynn smirked at the guard and his comrades. “Is my husband really going to have to prove he’s Herald Frost the elf-fucker?”

“Do you think it’s really him?” the squire asked while staring at the ice shard. “We can’t scan him so he has to be high-level. And I’d rather not take a chunk of ice to the head if I can help it.”

“I can’t really scan any of them except for the ones on the cart,” the fighter said. “And even they could be trouble. And technically our orders were to question and report.”

“You know what,” the leader said while putting his hands in the air. “This isn’t worth it and technically we did follow our orders. We’ll just send a report to fucking Verguard. Maybe you’re a herald, maybe you’re not, but I’m sure as fuck not going to advocate a man fuck an elf. As far as I’m concerned, I’ve done my job. I asked the required questions and I’m sending the report.”

“Hm,” Frost smiled as the guards gestured for him to move along. The villagers looked on in disgust as Lysandra squeezed Frost and snuggled into his back. “That was easy enough. I suppose I’ll just need to kiss you in every village to prove my identity.”

“Hurray!” Lysandra laughed happily as they started moving again.

The guards walked alongside them for a while to ensure they were leaving the village.

“My cousin once watched a man fuck a centaur at a bar in Seera,” the guard carrying the lance said while following them out of the village.

“Male or female centaur?” the squire asked.

“Female,” he answered. “Apparently it was pretty impressive.”

“Must have been a really tall man,” the leader said.

“Could have used a stool,” the squire offered.

“So, which was it?” they turned and looked at the spear-wielding fighter. “Was it a tall man or did he use a stool?”

“You know,” the fighter said as they reached the edge of the village and stopped. “I never thought to ask. Let’s head on over there and ask him.”

Frost looked behind him at the soldiers wandering off. He was actually a little surprised that they questioned him the way they did. They must have known that he could kill them but they still blindly followed their orders to question everybody.

“So,” Frost turned to Brynn. “Were they just too stupid to realize we could have killed them?”

“Huh?” Brynn said. “Oh! That? No handsome. Riliandra is a goddess of order so most of Rilia’s soldiers are like that. Even if they’re not allowed to worship her anymore it’s not like years of training just vanish.”

“Years of brainwashing you mean,” Frost said looking back at the village. It was no wonder King Asmund’s army was so powerful if they unwaveringly followed orders that would get them killed.

CHAPTER 9

It took the remainder of the day but they eventually arrived at the city of Midvale by nightfall. It was slightly smaller than Blackwater but significantly more fortified thanks to the high number of soldiers in the area.

When they reached the large city walls, the guards called an officer who briefly questioned him before letting them through the gate. Frost was a little bit surprised by how quickly the officer ran through a list of questions as if he didn’t care about anything but filling out the paperwork.

Midvale wasn’t nearly as jovial as Serino and in fact, many of the citizens looked anxious or worried. After some poking around they discovered that Midvale had a problem with dissidents and the king had dispatched soldiers to hunt for them. Naturally, the people had little fondness for the king and his soldiers.

They didn’t have much fondness for Frost or his elves either. The inns would only offer them barns or stables when they saw the elves in the group. Then, when Frost introduced himself, they wouldn’t even offer him that.

Frost eventually managed to find a tavern in the demihuman part of town that was more than happy to take their money. It looked like the type of place where you could get stabbed for looking at somebody the wrong way but they had two rooms available.

The outside of the establishment was littered with glass bottles and the stone walls were stained with blood. The stable was surprisingly clean comparably which Frost appreciated. It seemed the owner of the tavern liked animals more than his guests, which wasn’t surprising.

Frost wondered if he should have inspected the bedrooms before he paid the reptilian innkeeper, not that he didn’t trust him. Frost had come across a few Diathen while wandering through Zira and he had nothing but positive things to say about them. They were always polite, intelligent, and honest.

“I’ll sleep in the wagon,” Slade said irritably as they finished tying up the horses.

“You absolutely will not,” Hestia objected while grabbing his arm and tugging at him to follow her inside. “We’re sharing the second room!”

“Like fucking hell,” Slade yanked arm away. “I’m not…”

“Slade,” Frost sighed at the clearly ill ninja. “You’re clearly sick as fuck and she’s excited to be helping. Just take one for the team and let her keep an eye on you.”

“See,” Hestia said while trying to snag his arm again. “Even Herald Frost says it’s okay!”

“Fine! Just shut up and come on,” Slade snapped while heading inside. “We’ll share the fucking room.”

The Diathen barkeep nodded politely at them as they came back inside. The patrons of the establishment were less polite. Several of them made rude comments under their breath, but none of them seemed to have the guts to say it to their faces so Frost decided to leave them alone. He hadn’t slept in two days and was looking forward to getting some rest.

“Let’s go!” Hestia said practically shoving Slade up the stairs toward the rooms.

“Does that mean we’re all sharing the other room?” Renna asked excitedly.

“I’d have preferred my own room,” Ena snapped as her face turned red. “How are we all going to fit in one bed?”

“She has a good point,” Lysandra grumbled. “It’s bad enough when it’s only four.”

“Frost and I can always move out,” Brynn said. “Now that we’re married we should get our own place.”

“I didn’t mean you Lady Brynn,” Lysandra said pleadingly. “Please don’t leave. I love sharing the bed with you and the herald. It’s other people that are the problem.”

“You have something to say?” Renna asked belligerently.

“No fighting,” Frost sighed. He turned to the reptilian tavernkeeper. “Is it a big bed?”

“Big enough,” the Diathen said while looking at the five women and Frost. “Not promising it’ll be comfortable. Six is really pushing it.”

“Herald Frost could always sleep on the floor,” Ena suggest with as smug smile.

“Or you could,” Renna said while snagging Frost’s arm. “There’s only so much room next to Frost anyway.”

“We’ll figure it out when we get up there,” Frost said rolling his eyes. He shrugged as the scaly green tavernkeeper stared at him. He was slightly smaller than Frost and extremely lean. His black glassy eyes looked almost too big for his serpent-like head and every now and then his tongue flicked out. “Don’t worry, we’re not going to cause any trouble.”

“It’s not that,” the lizardman said. “I was just thinking, you’re really the Herald of Shalia, aren’t you?”

“You might be the first person to believe him,” Brynn laughed while gripping his free arm possessively. “What gave it away?”

“Well,” the lizardman gestured at Lysandra and Renna fighting over his arm. “His reputation.”

“You know I’ve killed a dozen giants, five wyverns, and a chimera, right?” Frost laughed.

“And the eight slayers of Blackwater, a prince, and a duke,” the tavern keep nodded. “But…and I mean no offense…” the Diathen looked around to be sure none of the patrons would overhear him. “Is it true that you fucked a Durra?”

“A Florenne and a Myrran as well,” Frost laughed as the elves tugged on him. “Let me ask you this, if I slay a dragon will people talk about that or about me fucking a Durra?”

“Definitely the Durra,” the lizardman laughed. It was a strange laugh that sounded almost like a bird chirping rapidly. “It’s just a really strange situation all things considered.”

“All things considered?” Frost asked.

“Well,” the tavernkeeper shrugged and flicked his forked tongue. “The Herald of Riliandra never took any wives. The Herald of Ziralia has eight wives and hundreds of priestesses but they’re all human. The Herald of Tarr is rumored to lay with her officers regularly but they’re also human. But a human herald who lays with demihumans is a new one.”

“Does it bother you that we’re followers of Shalia?” Frost asked since it was unusual for him to find people who weren’t at least somewhat bothered by it.

“Nah,” the lizardman chuckled. “I run a tavern. In my experience, stories have a way of getting exaggerated over time. Take our king for example. If you listen to the stories the man tortures and murders any follower of Riliandra he comes across but I’m a follower of Riliandra. Open practitioner and neither he nor his men give a damn.”

“Tell me about that,” Frost grinned while hoping to gain insight into the king. “What’s the king really like?”

“No!” Renna whined. “It’s time for bed!”

“She’s right,” Brynn said grumpily. “I haven’t slept in days.”

“Fine,” Frost sighed. “You all go up and get ready. I’ll be up in a few minutes.”

“Promise?” Lysandra said while running her hand up and down his back.

“Promise,” Frost said as the women rushed upstairs. He turned back to the tavernkeeper. “So, the king.”

“I’ve never met him,” the lizardman shook his head. “But his soldiers are polite, they pay their tab, they don’t bust anything up. They’re nice fellas so I’d have to think if they’re nice fellas then the guy they respect probably isn’t a monster, right?”

“That’s a fair point,” Frost said. “But you’re a follower of Riliandra and he killed your herald.”

“That certainly doesn’t thrill me,” the bartender sighed. “Nobody really knows what happened there. He walked into the temple one day and just executed the herald. No explanation. The most popular rumor going around is the goddess cursed him and he wanted revenge.”

“And the former king?” Frost continued probing. “Why kill him?”

“Well,” the lizardman tapped the countertop suggestively and Frost threw down a few rel that the bartender quickly pocketed. “I can’t say for sure but it seems the soldiers aren’t looking for just any followers of Riliandra. They’re specifically hunting for nobles and followers that benefitted from the herald’s decisions. Ones that benefitted a little too much, if you know what I mean. When they questioned me, they were more interested in my bookkeeping than my beliefs.”

“Your bookkeeping?” Frost grinned. “So, the herald was being bribed?”

“That’s the strange thing,” the bartender shook his head while sliding Frost a drink. The dark-eyed Diathen tapped the counter again as Frost sighed and slipped him another rel. “Think about it. If a herald wanted rel, all they needed to do was ask. Like if you asked your followers for everything they owned, they’d probably give it to you. You can’t really bribe a herald. That’s what makes everything so strange. Why kill the herald if it was about rel? Why kill the king if it was about the herald? None of it makes sense.”

“Good questions,” Frost nodded while mentally putting the pieces on the board. A king could tax the people if he needed rel, a herald could just ask for donations. Something strange must have been going on that forced King Asmund to act. “One more question. How did King Asmund assemble his army?”

“That one I’ll tell you for free,” the lizardman laughed. “Before he was King Asmund he was General Darius Asmund. The real surprise is that none of his men turned on him even after he killed the herald. But if you think about it, that means his men trust him more than they trusted their herald. That says something about his character. Kind of like you.”

“Like me?” Frost asked. “What’s that mean?”

“Rumors from Zira say you’re evil just like your goddess,” the Diathen said. “All sorts of horrible things. But then I hear you’re sleeping with demihumans and it doesn’t add up. I just don’t think a man who fucks elves, Durra, and everything in between is running around killing people for no reason when it’s obvious he’d rather be fucking.”

“That’s some sound logic,” Frost laughed while finishing the drink the tavernkeeper poured him and got up from his seat. “Do you have a name?”

“Rathe,” the bartender nodded while sliding a rel toward him. “I have a question for you Herald Frost, if you don’t mind.”

“Okay,” Frost nodded while grabbing the rel. “Spit.”

“Well,” Rathe stroked his long serpentine neck as something crashed upstairs. “Let’s say I knew a man who had access to, well, more unique sorts of women. Is that something you’d be interested in?”

“By have access do you mean ownership?” Frost asked politely.

“Nothing like that,” Rathe chuckled as another bang echoed above them. “The man just occasionally meets with these women. Women who, if they ever entered the city limits would be killed on sight. Women that some men might call monsters. Is that something you’d be interested in?”

“If you see this man,” Frost smirked at Rathe. “And if these women are looking for a place to call home. Feel free to send them to my territory. I’ll kick them out if they cause trouble, but I’m not the type of person who’d kill them without cause.”

“I’ll be sure to pass the message along,” Rathe said as another loud boom resounded. “Speaking of trouble. Can you take care of your entourage before they cause any permanent damage?”

“On it,” Frost laughed. “Pleasure talking to you Rathe.”

“Pleasure’s all mine,” the lizardman smiled.

“We’re sharing the bed!” Ena’s voice echoed as Frost walked up the stairs. “So put some damn clothes on! You’re not going to fuck him with me right next to you!”

“I’ll wear what I want!” Renna screamed as something crashed against the wall. “And you can sleep on the floor you repressed brute!”

“Stop it!” Lysandra yelled. “Both of you!”

“I’m not repressed!” Ena shouted “And nobody is fucking in the bed I’m sleeping in!”

“How about Fayeth just acts as a divider?” Brynn suggested while laughing. “That way you don’t have to worry about any of us touching you.”

“You know what,” Ena snarled. “Fayeth and I will just sleep on the floor!”

“I’m sleeping in the bed,” Fayeth said cheerfully. “You can either join me or sleep alone.”

“Dammit!” Ena yelled.

CHAPTER 10

“You need to stop this right now,” Slade growled under his breath as the brown-haired elf undressed. “What are you doing? Keep your fucking clothing on!”

“Why?” Hestia said excitedly while setting her dress on a chair. Slade wasn’t sure if the green-eyed elf was toying with him or if she was just oblivious to what she was doing. “We’ve already made love once and I thought we’d…”

“I already told you…” Slade clenched his teeth. “That was an accident.”

“Don’t be silly,” Hestia laughed and placed her hands on her narrow waist. She playfully jutted out her hip as she modeled her red lace panties and matching brassiere. “You accidentally came back to my house, removed your clothing, and spent hours making love to me? You said I was beautiful and that it was the best sex you’ve ever had.”

“I didn’t realize you were an elf,” Slade growled. “I’m not some elf-fucking degenerate.”

“You are literally an elf-fucking degenerate,” Hestia smiled while plopping down on the edge of the bed. She patted the bed suggestively while staring at Slade. “And there’s nothing wrong with that! Besides, you enjoyed it. So why not enjoy it some more? Don’t worry, I decided that we can even keep our relationship secret until you’re ready to tell everybody.”

“Relationship?” Slade quieted his voice as he heard footsteps passing the room. “Listen, this isn’t going to happen. I am a fucking Baron. If it gets out that I fucked an elf, I’m going to be the laughing stock of the entire fucking country. So, get this notion that we’re going to be some type of couple out of your head.”

“Don’t be mean,” Hestia said as her face contorted. “Be nice like you were at the wedding or I’m not going to make love to you tonight.”

“I don’t want to make love to you,” Slade said coldly.

“Yes, you do,” Hestia grinned smugly while crossing her arms and legs. “You said I was beautiful and that you liked me. And I’d have to be blind not to see the way you’re looking at me right now.”

“I don’t like you!” Slade snapped while averting his gaze. The damn elf was right, he was staring at that voluptuous body.

“That’s a really mean thing to say,” Hestia sniffled as tears filled her emerald eyes. “And you did things that somebody only does if they really like somebody.”

“Stop crying,” Slade said unsure of what to do. It wasn’t the first time he’d made a woman cry but normally it took more vicious statements that I don’t like you. “Just stop crying.”

“I can’t,” Hestia whimpered while moving to lay on her side. She grabbed a pillow and curled into a ball. The surprisingly sensitive elf brushed her long reddish-brown hair out of her face and let the tears flow unapologetically. “It hurts.”

“What hurts?” Slade said while glancing anxiously at the door.

“That you don’t like me,” Hestia sniffled as the tears kept coming. “That was a mean thing to say.”

“Mean?” Slade bit his lip in frustration. He’d said a lot worse things throughout the day. “All I said was I didn’t like you.”

“But you do like me!” Hestia said insistently while raising her voice. “You even licked my butt!”

“Quiet down,” Slade said worriedly. “And don’t tell people that.”

“You know what,” Hestia sat up and glared at him angrily. “If you don’t like me, I’m going to leave.”

“You don’t have to leave,” Slade said knowing full well that if that dog-fucking herald saw one of his elves crying he was bound to react poorly. “I’ll sleep on the floor.”

“No,” Hestia said stubbornly. “That’ll just make you not like me even more. I’ll go sleep with Frost.”

Hestia’s words grated on him and he didn’t like it. Why did she have to phrase it like that? Did she do it on purpose to get a reaction? She could have said sleep in the other room but no. She had to say sleep with Frost. She couldn’t be that oblivious.

Slade’s muscles were tensing up and his heart raced, he was aggravated. He told himself she was an elf. She was no different than a sheep. But as she laid in his bed crying all he could see was Hestia. It was a real fucking problem for him.

“It’s fine if you stay in here,” Slade said calmly. “I don’t want that rabbit-fucker to…”

“I don’t want you to sleep on the floor,” Hestia said obstinately through her sniffles. “If you’re worried about me telling on you for being mean, I won’t. I’ll just tell him I want to cuddle.”

There it was again, that familiar rising anger. Slade knew what jealousy felt like and the idea of Hestia cuddling up next to that dog-fucking bastard was causing it to flare up something fierce. He bit the inside of his mouth hoping to snap himself out of it. She was just a fucking elf. He had no fucking business getting worked up over a fucking elf.

“We can share the bed,” Slade said. As soon as the words left his lips, he was pissed at himself for saying them. He needed to get away from the elf, not share a damn bed with her.

“Really?” Hestia said excitedly as she wiped away her tears. She smiled cheerfully as if she’d already forgotten why she was upset. “Can we cuddle?”

“If you want,” Slade answered. He told himself it was just cuddling and he’d cuddled with plenty of animals, it wasn’t unusual at all. He knew it was a fucking lie but he needed to tell himself something. “But you can’t tell anybody.”

“Okay,” Hestia nodded enthusiastically. She started adjusting herself in the bed and began looking around confused. “What side do you want to be on?”

“Either side is fine,” Slade said while removing his shirt, revealing his scarred back. He was a bit surprised that she hadn’t said anything about it the previous night, but it wasn’t unusual for women to avoid the topic. The scars were a constant reminder of the effectiveness of Zira’s justice system. “Just pick a fucking spot.”

“Is here okay?” Hestia asked cheerfully while making room for him. The green-eyed elf smiled as she stared at him adoringly, completely unflinching as he sat on the edge of the bed. “Do you want more room?”

“It’s fine,” Slade grumbled as he waited for her to turn around, but she never did. She just waited for him to lay down next to her until he reluctantly gave in. He turned so his back faced her and he immediately felt her arm wrap around him. She adjusted several times pressing her hips and chest into him as if ensuring every inch of her body was touching his. Then, out of nowhere he felt her lips on the back of his neck. “Just cuddling.”

“I know,” Hestia whispered as she continued to press her body against him, stopping every few seconds to kiss the back of his neck or his shoulders. Slade found himself unable to move as he told himself it was no different than having his hand licked by a dog. But he was just lying to himself. He knew it was fucking different. “Do you like me?”

“No,” Slade said as he felt her warm breath on his back.

“That’s a lie,” Hestia said while squeezing him. “You like me and you’re nice.”

“The fuck I do and the fuck I am,” Slade growled as he pushed her away and rolled onto his back. She wrapped her leg around him and ran her nimble fingers up and down his chest, stopping to trace the outlines of his scars as she went. “There are hundreds of men who’d vouch that nice is the wrong fucking word to describe me.”

“You’re nice to me,” Hestia said as she kissed his shoulder. “You’re letting me cuddle with you because you like me.”

“Only cuddle,” Slade reminded her coldly as her hand slid down his abs, probably his best feature outside of his face. His heart pounded in his chest as his mind drifted to the night, he’d fucked her. He glanced down to see her staring at him with those same adoring green eyes that he remembered from that night. “You’re doing this on purpose aren’t you?”

“Doing what?” Hestia asked with genuine curiosity.

“There’s no way you’re this naive,” Slade growled irritably as she stared at him like a confused pet. “Stop looking at me like that.”

“How am I looking at you?” Hestia smiled.

“You look at me like I’m the only person in the fucking world,” Slade forcefully guided Hestia’s soft hand toward his back as he rolled partially over and pressed it against his scars. “And you act like you can’t see these.”

“Oh,” Hestia chuckled and shook her head. “Why would your scars matter? Do they hurt?”

“Do they hurt?” Slade scoffed. “What kind of question is that? No, they don’t hurt. They’re as healed as they’re going to get. I’m fucking wondering is why are you pretending they don’t exist?”

“I’m not,” Hestia said concisely while staring at him. His chest was no worse than any other fighter’s in terms of damage but he knew damn well what his back looked like. “I saw them the other night when we were making love. If I didn’t mind then, why would I mind now?”

“You should be disgusted by them,” Slade answered. “You should want to look away.”

“But I don’t want to look away,” Hestia reached up and stroked his face. “I think you’re handsome and I like you for you. Isn’t that a good thing?”

“No, it’s not a good thing,” Slade growled while grabbing the elf’s waist and pulling her toward him. Her large chest pressed against his as he leaned in and kissed her. He hated himself for it, he was no better than that dog-fucker. He should have been able to fucking control himself but the way she looked at him, it was fucking maddening.

“Slade,” Hestia giggled and gently pushed him away. “Just cuddling, remember.”

“Hestia,” Slade growled as he buried his face in her soft chest. Her arms wrapped around his back, sliding up and down feeling every inch of him as he reached around her and unsnapped her red brassiere releasing her large breasts. “I shouldn’t be doing this.”

“Slade,” Hestia pushed him off again and covered her breasts. She smiled excitedly while trying not to laugh. “You said just cuddling. If you want something more you should ask for it.”

“Something more?” Slade said while admiring the half-naked elf staring up at him with those loving eyes and giddy fucking smile. None of it made any fucking sense to him. He was a criminal, a killer, a monster and proof of it covered his fucking body. He was Slade the fucking slicer. The bastard son of a noble who dismembered a Prince of Balar in the middle of a city square, tossed him in a fucking barrel, and shipped it back to his father. And this crazy fucking elf made him feel like he wasn’t a bastard. “What do you want?”

“You,” Hestia giggled while fondling one of her ears as if to purposefully remind him she was an elf. “What do you want?”

“Fuck,” Slade growled as he leaned down and kissed her again. “You. But I swear to the fucking goddess if you tell anybody…”

“I’ll try not to,” Hestia said while wrapping her arms around him.

“I am not going to be known as an elf-fucker,” Slade said as Hestia gently licked his neck. “I’ll be the fucking laughing stock of Zira.”

“Then leave Zira,” Hestia suggested while moving to his earlobe. “You can move in with me. We can make love and cuddle all the time if you live with me. And nobody will hurt your feelings by making fun of you.”

“Hurt my feelings?” Slade said while kissing her collarbone. His hands moved down her smooth back toward her soft ass. She had the silkiest skin he’d ever felt and given how many lotion drenched whores he’d fucked, that was saying something. “You think I’m worried about hurt feelings?”

“Obviously,” Hestia giggled while guiding him back to his back. She kissed down his chest and pressed her hand against his heart. She moved her hand and kissed the spot several times while staring up at him with those impossibly adoring eyes and smiling that crazy fucking smile. “You’re worried about people making fun of you for liking me.”

“That’s about my reputation,” Slade said as the elf’s hands moved up and down his body. She climbed on top of him and began rubbing her large chest on him, slowly moving up and down as he got lost in the sensation of her hard nipples brushing against him. “I’m not some weak fucking…”

“I’ll make you happy,” Hestia said sweetly like some sexual siren hypnotizing him with every word. Any objection he wanted to make, she intended to counter with loving words and those mesmerizing eyes. She leaned down and kissed him again, sliding her tongue inside of his mouth while her chest pressed against him. She pulled away and moved to his ear. “If you’re nice to me I’ll love you every day.”

“I’m not a nice fucking person,” Slade argued.

“I’m not asking you to be a nice person,” Hestia moaned in his ear. “I’m asking you to be nice to me. If you’re nice to me I’ll be so nice to you.”

“Fuck,” Slade groaned as she slipped her hand inside his underwear and gripped his cock. Her hand slowly slid up and down as she giggled.

“Are you going to be nice to me?” Hestia asked.

“I’ll think about it,” Slade said as the elf used her free hand to slide off her red panties. Her body was amazing but it was the dumbest decision of his life.

“That’s not an answer,” Hestia moaned in his ear as she waited for a response from him. She brushed her hair behind her pointed ear, reminding him of what she was so there could be no excuse on his part. She licked his earlobe as her soft hand slid down his shaft. “Are you going to be nice?”

“Hestia,” Slade was disgusted with himself for considering it as he looked at the beautiful elf in front of him. She had long sexy legs with thick thighs and beautiful wide hips. Her waist tapered in and enhanced her already robust chest. And the feel of her soft skin on his fingertips was unlike anything he’d ever felt. If it weren’t for those fucking ears, she’d be perfect. “Fine.”

“Say you like me,” Hestia said sweetly.

“I like you,” Slade replied as she tightened her grip on his cock. Slade quickly slid his shorts off allowing the beautiful elf full access to his cock. “You can’t tell anybody about this.”

“Okay,” Hestia said happily as she kissed his neck. “But you have to do something for me then.”

“What?” Slade asked as she increased the speed of her strokes.

“I want you to do that thing we did the other night,” Hestia said happily. “I really enjoyed it.”

“You’re fucking joking,” Slade scoffed as his cock twitched in her hand. “I was drunk and…”

“If you’re nice to me I’ll be nice to you,” Hestia whined while biting his earlobe. “Please?”

“Fuck it,” Slade panted. “Just make sure you don’t tell anybody.”

“I won’t!” Hestia excitedly jumped on top of him and straddled his waist. The overjoyed smile on her face as she crawled up his body was contagious. Slade found himself grinning as her dripping cunt came into view. The sexy aroma of her excited pussy made his cock twitch as she hovered over his face. “Slade?”

“What?” Slade asked while looking up at the elf. Her glowing green eyes peeked over her breasts as she looked down at him. She playfully squeezed one of her breasts while her free hand slid to her gorgeous pink opening.

“Do you like my pussy?” Hestia asked as her face turned pink.

“What kind of question is that?” Slade asked as he turned his head and kissed her soft inner thigh. “Would I be doing this if I didn’t?”

“Can you say it?” Hestia smiled sweetly. “Please?”

“Say what?” Slade asked while moving closer to her moist pink cunt. “That I like your pussy?”

“Yeah,” Hestia panted as she slowly rubbed her clit. Her perfect curvaceous body swayed as a small droplet of her nectar dripped onto his lips. He reflexively licked it from his lips while staring at the elf. “Say you like my elf pussy.”

“That’s a…” Slade paused as his cock twitched excitedly at the thought of saying it. He leaned up and gave Hestia’s pink lips a long slow lick. As Slade’s tongue reached her clit, she moved her fingers out of the way, welcoming him to worship her firm pink pearl. “I like your elf pussy.”

“Slade,” Hestia whimpered as his tongue made another pass. The beautiful elf’s sap was practically pouring from her as he licked her delicious pink cunt. “Say it again.”

“I like your elf pussy,” Slade repeated as Hestia shivered on his tongue. He’d never made a woman so wet before, it was absolutely unreal how easily excitable the elves were and it only made him harder. It was like their cunts were dripping with a powerful aphrodisiac making him unreasonable hard. “I love your elf pussy.”

“Goddess,” Hestia said as she gripped his silver hair and rolled her hips. Gradually the auburn-haired elf started lowering herself, getting closer and closer to his face until finally she was covering his mouth. Her pink lips slid over his as she used the juices of her cunt to mark him like an animal. “Lick this elf pussy, elf-fucker. Lick every inch of it.”

“Fk,” Slade moaned into her lovely pussy as he slipped his tongue inside. He explored the walls of her dripping cunt, enjoying the slippery sensation on his sensitive tongue, as she added more pressure to his face. He gripped her plump ass and squeezed as she rocked back and forth.

“Slade,” Hestia panted happily as her slick juices covered him. “This feels so good. I love your naughty tongue. And I love that it’s all mine.”

Slade felt a mild surge of warmth on his tongue and immediately she slid her pussy around intending to spread it. She was without a doubt marking him and his cock was throbbing madly at the thought of it. Her taste and scent was turning him feral as he savagely devoured her.

Slade increased the aggressiveness with which he probed her soaked cunt and the elf countered with her own forceful roll of her hips. She was painting him with the evidence of her pleasure as it continued dripping out of the lustful elf.

Hestia’s soft pussy brushed across his lips, his nose, his cheeks, everywhere only to return to his waiting tongue eager to dive again into her. She was merciless as she rode him.

“Goddess,” Hestia cried out as she squirted onto Slade’s tongue. The elf quickly covered her mouth to muffle the sound as she continued to moan and shiver while straddling him. She fell off him and started writhing in the sheets while reaching between her legs. “You’re so amazing,” she whimpered while slowly massaging her clit. “You make me feel so good. Move in with me. Stay with me. We can do that every day.”

“You’d fucking like that wouldn’t you,” Slade growled as he grabbed a blanket to wipe his face and mouth.

“No!” Hestia objected like he was about to kill somebody. “Leave it,” Hestia whined while staring at him adoringly. The emerald-eyed elf crawled toward him on her hands and knees. She leaned forward and kissed the tip of his cock while spreading her knees and sticking her plump ass in the air. “Leave it please darling.”

“Darling?” Slade smirked as Hestia dutifully licked the tip of his cock like it was a cube of sugar.

“Please darling,” Hestia begged as she licked the tip and wiggled her ass. His cock twitched uncontrollably as she alternated her adorable licks and shakes. “Please, please, please.”

“Fine,” Slade said while wiping himself with his hand to at least clear off some of the excess. She smiled excitedly while starting at him, worshipping his thick cock as she admired her handiwork. He ran his fingers through her amazingly silky hair and while looking down at her. “As long as you make me feel good.”

“I will darling,” Hestia said adoringly as she took the tip of his cock into her mouth and swirled her tongue around it. She pulled away and started working the shaft while continuing to stare at him. “I love your cock so much. Slade, will you say something for me?”

“What?” Slade moaned as the elf began working her way back to his tip.

“Tell me you want to fuck my tight little elf throat,” Hestia whined. “Tell me you love my elf throat.”

“Fuck,” Slade’s cock wasn’t even throbbing anymore. It was just permanently harder than a dragon’s scales. “I love that tight little elf throat. I love shoving my cock down that sexy elf throat of yours.”

“Darling,” Hestia’s eyes lit up excitedly as she wagged that plump ass and took the tip of his cock in his mouth. Slade put his hand on the back of her head and started helping her as she took his cock down.

“You like getting your little elf throat fucked?” Slade smirked as he looked down at the green-eyed woman. Her eyes watered as she continued to force herself down with the assistance of his hand. “Do you like my cock stretching that elf throat?”

“Mmhm,” Hestia groaned as he thrust his cock deeper down her esophagus as the walls tightened around his cock. It felt like she was trying to swallow him as the walls of her throat began rhythmically squeeze him. “I uv it”

“Fuck,” Slade growled as he slowly pulled his cock out and thrust it back in, using her face like a cunt as her eyes continued to water. The lascivious elf wasn’t even trying to hide the fact she was playing with herself as he fucked her face. “Keep looking at me with those sexy fucking elf eyes.”

“Mmm!” Hestia moaned loudly as her ass wiggled faster. He knew her trigger and he intended to abuse the fuck out of it until she broke.

“Look at those slutty little elf ears,” Slade said gripping one of hears tightly as he fucked her mouth.

“Mfffffmmmff!” Hestia practically squealed onto his cock as her back arched and gushed onto the bedding. Her entire body was shaking to the point he could feel it in her tight throat. He held her head down as he alternated between staring at her plump wiggling ass and her beautiful tear-filled green-eyes.

“Fuck,” Slade growled as he mercilessly held her head down and poured into her throat. His cock spasmed like it was being blasted with fucking lightning as he came and the eager elf drank every drop of it. Slade slowly slid his cock from her mouth as Hestia dove right back onto it licking off every bit of her saliva hoping to savor more of his seed. “Fuck!”

“Keep making me feel good,” Hestia begged while dutifully cleaning him. She glanced back at her plump ass swaying back and forth. “Please. I want you inside of me.”

“Crazy fucking elf,” Slade growled as he turned Hestia’s beautiful body. She planted her face into the mattress and held her ass in the air like she was presenting herself for inspection. Her perfect ivory flesh definitely passed scrutiny as her pink lips dripped with her nectar but he couldn’t take his eyes off her perfect little asshole. He ran his hands along her large sexy ass. “What a sexy elf ass.”

“Slade,” Hestia whimpered as she lifted her ass higher in the air. She was literally shaking with excitement an he remembered from their drunk night exactly what she was hoping for. He’d never forget the way the busty elf spasmed uncontrollably at the slightest touch.

“Do you want me to lick your big sexy elf ass?” Slade asked with a malicious grin.

“Yes,” Hestia whined. “Please lick my naughty elf ass.”

“If I lick that naughty elf ass,” Slade squeezed the soft flesh of her plump ass and spread her cheeks. “I’m going to fuck that elf ass. Is that…”

“Yes!” Hestia moaned excitedly while her body trembled. “Fuck my elf ass darling. Fuck my elf ass all you want.”

“Fuck,” Slade said as he leaned down and kissed her generous ass. He got lost in the sensation of her warm silky flesh as he moved inward. Her quaking intensified as he took his time making his way to her asshole while alternating between gentle pecks and bites. Finally his tongue slid across her asshole as the elf squealed. “Quiet down.”

“Darling,” Hestia grabbed a pillow and buried her face in it as Slade licked her ass. Each stroke of his tongue causing her to scream into the pillow as she shivered. He ran his finger along the slick opening of her cunt and his entire hand was instantly soaked as she came.

“Did your pink little elf pussy like that?” Slade asked maliciously between licks. He thrust his fingers inside of her as Hestia shivered and squealed into the pillow only to orgasm a few seconds later. Finally, his cock couldn’t take it any longer as he stared at her untouched asshole.

“Slade darling,” Hestia whimpered while slowly swaying her ass. The sweaty elf looked like she was ready to pass out as she looked back at him with an elated smile. “Do you like me?”

“Yeah,” Slade said as he ran the tip of his cock on her sensitive pussy. He thrust himself in as his hips instantly splashed against her absurdly drenched cunt. “I like you.”

“Goddess!” Hestia buried her face back in the pillow as Slade fucked her pussy several times. Her felt her walls gripping him as if intending to keep him there but he had a different objective. He pulled his lubricated cock out of her cunt and lined it up with her asshole. She smiled at him one last time before burying her head in the pillow. “I love you darling.”

“Fuck,” Slade growled as he carefully slipped the tip of his cock into Hestia’s tight asshole. The elf squealed into her pillow as his cock spread her sexy ass. His lubricant bathed cock slid deeper into her tight warm ass while the elf shivered and squirmed. “You like getting fucked in your elf ass?”

“Yssh,” Hestia’s muffled voice squealed into the pillow. Slade gripped her soft ample hips and pulled the elf into him as he thrust himself to the base. Her insides emanated heat like a furnace as he began gently fucking her tight asshole.

“Who’s this elf ass belong to?” Slade growled while squeezing her plump cheeks. He reached forward and grabbed Hestia’s hair, lifting her head from the pillow. “Who’s your elf ass belong to?”

“You,” Hestia panted happily. “My elf ass belongs to you. I’m your elf.”

“That’s right,” Slade said authoritatively. “You’re mine. Just don’t go telling anybody.”

“Yes darling,” Hestia whimpered as Slade released her. The elf moaned into the pillow as he mercilessly fucked her plump ass. He gradually increased the force as he ravaged the gorgeous auburn-haired woman. He pulled her ass into him one last time as he felt himself reaching his limits.

“Fuck,” Slade groaned as he released his seed into Hestia’s ass. The elf shivered as he felt her juices splash against his thighs. He held himself deep inside of her and pushed even deeper, like he was trying to impale her with his cock. As long as it remained hard, he intended to batter her with it and reminder her that she was his. “You’re mine Hestia.”

“Yours,” the elf panted as Slade removed his cock.

“Fuck,” Slade panted and grabbed a pillow of his own before laying beside the elf. A sudden realization of everything that’d just transpired hit him like a hammer to the head. Not just once but twice he’d fucked an elf. He looked over to see her smiling as she stared at him.

“Can we cuddle more Slade?” Hestia said hopefully.

“Fine,” Slade growled as his mind repeated all of the embarrassing shit he said and all the shit he did for the elf. His post-sex clarity filled him with dread. His life was over if anybody ever found out about what he’d done.

“You’re nice,” Hestia said as she wrapped her arm around him and kissed his cheek. She giggled in delight as Slade remembered his face and grabbed the blanket. “No, leave it.”

“You’re fucking kidding,” Slade said as he glanced at the elf pleading with her eyes. “Fine. I’m too fucking tired to argue.”

“You’re mine,” Hestia said as she pressed her body against him.

CHAPTER 11

Frost could hardly breathe as he opened his eyes to see Brynn’s pink pussy sitting on top of his face. He vaguely recalled starting to have sex with them but didn’t remember much after. He tried to move Brynn off him as she wiggled to prevent it.

“Brynn,” Frost slapped her firm ass a few times. “Wake up.”

“Huh?” Brynn looked back at him and got off. The slender bard sat up and looked as confused as he was. “Did we have sex?”

“Um,” Frost looked down to see Lysandra and Renna both sleeping naked with their faces near his cock. Fayeth and Ena were nowhere to be seen so he figured they must have already woken up. Frost moved his leg startling Renna awake. “Renna, Lysandra.”

“What?” Renna looked around and as soon as she saw his morning wood dove on it. “Mine!”

“Frost?” Lysandra rubbed her eyes. “I’m so sorry, I think I fell asleep.”

“Right,” Frost chuckled as Renna eagerly licked his cock

“It’s like she doesn’t think of anything else,” Brynn said watching Renna with awe as the green-haired elf began sucked on him. “It’s just there and she’s just on top of it.”

“Renna,” Lysandra pulled the petite elf off of him. “I don’t think we have time.”

“Wait a minute,” Renna said while looking around. “When did it become morning?”

“I think we all fell asleep,” Frost yawned while looking out he window. “And I think we’re waking up a little later than we wanted.”

“You fell asleep while I was pleasing you,” Renna glared at him. “I can understand falling asleep with this boring old hag on you, but me?”

“Maybe you’re not as interesting as you think,” Lysandra said scathingly.

“Handsome,” Brynn glared at him. “Really?”

“What?” Frost looked around. “We’d gone like forty hours without sleep. I’m not a god.”

The women all growled and got dressed for the day while staring at him like he’d done something wrong. He tried to remind them that they also fell asleep but they weren’t having it and stomped down to get food as soon as they were dressed.

Frost sighed as he got dressed as well. He changed into some new undershirts and put on his wyvern leather and cloak before leaving the room to join the women at breakfast. As he walked toward the stairs, he noticed Slade and Hestia’s door was still closed and decided to wake them as well.

Frost heard fast-paced footsteps and things falling over as he walked toward the room. He stopped and gave the door a few polite knocks and waited. After a few seconds Hestia opened the door in her underwear as Slade buttoned his shirt in a corner. Blankets and pillows were sprawled on the floor like the room had been tossed. It was surprisingly filthier than his own as well.

“Did he make you sleep on the floor?” Frost asked while staring at pile of stained up bedding.

“No,” Hestia said happily. “We shared the bed!”

“Fuck!” Slade’s eyes were murderous as he stared at the auburn-haired alchemist. “What did I fucking tell you?”

“Don’t be a fucking baby,” Frost said. He really didn’t understand why everybody in that damn world was so sensitive about elves. “You shared a fucking bed. Anyway, it’s late and we’re running behind schedule. Get ready to head out after we eat.”

“Right,” Slade growled while double checking his equipment. “I’ll be ready in a fucking minute dog-fucker.”

“Slade,” Hestia placed her hands on her hips and stared judgmentally at Slade. “You should be nicer to Herald Frost.”

“I never fucking said I’d be nice to him,” Slade grimaced.

“Sorry Herald Frost,” Hestia said apologetically. “I think he’s grumpy because we didn’t get much sleep.”

“Shut the fuck up,” Slade groaned under his breath while lacing up his boots. The ninja had a concerning patina to him like he’d been sweating throughout the night. Frost just hoped whatever he had wasn’t contagious.

“Slade, you better start being nicer to Hestia,” Frost said authoritatively. “I have no issue leaving your diseased ass here. She’s staying up all night caring for you when she doesn’t have to. I don’t mind if you want to be a fucking prick but I do mind you being a prick toward the one person who seems to give a damn about your fucking health.”

“Fine,” Slade said through clenched teeth. “I’ll be nicer to Hestia.”

“Yay!” Hestia smiled sweetly at Frost. “And you’ll be nicer to Slade too, right?”

“No,” Frost answered while staring at Slade suspiciously. He didn’t actually expect him to agree to be nice. “And clean yourself up Slade, you look like somebody dumped a tub of aloe on you.”

“Fuck!” Slade said grabbing his canteen and dumping the water on his face.

“Aww,” Hestia pouted as Frost turned and walked toward the stairwell.

Frost walked downstairs and several men shot him hateful glances as he joined the others at their table. The elves and Brynn were eating something that looked like oatmeal and soup had a bastard child. He decided to pass on the grain mush and just eat a few pieces of fruit.

“I hate this trip,” Renna pouted grumpily. “I want to go home.”

“Me too,” Lysandra said while crossing her arms like a petulant child.

“I’m having a great time,” Ena said happily. The blonde elf was stifling her laughter while stuffing her mouth with berries. “Amazing really.”

“Ena,” Fayeth playfully pushed the amused squire. “It’s not that funny.”

“How many times do I have to apologize?” Frost groaned while burying his face in his hands. He’d never been so embarrassed in his life. “I was awake for almost two days straight. You all fell asleep too and you were all napping on rotation during the consummation but I was going pretty much nonstop. It’s not like I meant to fall asleep.”

“You fell asleep while I was going down on you!” Renna growled. “Do you know how that feels?”

“Not as bad as him falling asleep while going down on me,” Brynn said angrily stuffing a spoonful of soaked oats in her mouth.

“At least he tried to do something for you,” Lysandra whimpered at Brynn. “I was trying to do something for him. Herald Frost, be honest. Are you not attracted to me anymore? Are you bored of me now that you have Lady Brynn?”

“It was a one-time thing,” Frost sighed. “I mean, you could have hopped on while I was sleeping if you really…”

“It’s not the same!” Renna said while slamming her spoon on the table. “I want to feel wanted!”

“Exactly!” Lysandra nodded in agreement.

“I’m so happy I came on this trip,” Ena smiled as Frost shot her a dirty look.

“Well,” Frost shot Ena a mischievous grin while placing his hand on Lysandra’s knee. Like hell if he was going to travel the rest of the way with a bunch of pissed off women. “I suppose I have to make it up to you then, right? Maybe when we’re back in the village, I’ll take you out for a special night, just the two of us.”

“Just the two of us?” Lysandra perked up excitedly. “Nobody else? Just like our first night?”

“Just like our first night,” Frost smiled flirtatiously as the white-haired priestess’ face turned pink. “Do you think you’d like that Lysandra?”

“What about me?” Renna jumped up excitedly. “Does that mean I get a special night where it’s just the two of us?”

“Both of you,” Brynn stood up and pointed accusingly at Frost. “Can’t you see he’s manipulating you?”

“Exactly!” Ena said in agreement. “Don’t let him get away with what he’s done! Punish him!”

“I don’t care!” Lysandra said wrapping her arms around Frost. “I’m getting a night where it’s just the two of us! I don’t have to share him with anybody!”

“Is it really manipulation if I’m getting exactly what I want?” Renna tapped her chin while smirking at Ena. “I get the herald for a night, and Ena is jealous. I’m getting even more than I want.”

“I’m not jealous,” Ena growled. “Lady Brynn, you agree this is ridiculous! Don’t let him just get away with it because he smiled at you!”

“But it is a nice smile,” Brynn said pensively. “What about me then? What do I get?”

“Seriously?” Ena growled as she slammed her spoon in her bowl. Frost grinned childishly at Ena as the pointy-eared blonde scowled at her food. “Just like that you’re forgiving him? All he has to do is promise to spend some time with you and suddenly it doesn’t matter that he fell asleep in the middle of sex?”

“He had been awake for forty hours,” Lysandra nodded while wrapping her arms around him. “It’s really not his fault.”

“Yeah,” Renna agreed. “He deserves a break!”

“What about me handsome?” Brynn stomped reminding them that she was waiting. The short-haired bard did her best to look intimidating but failed horribly. “How are you going to make it up for me.”

“You’ll get a makeup date as well,” Frost chuckled while shaking his head. “Alright?”

“Good,” Brynn tried to hide her smile as she returned to her seat. “And no more falling asleep during! If you need sleep tell us before you start!”

“Right,” Frost chuckled. He really thought he’d be able to power through at the time but as soon as he laid on the bed, he was ready to pass out. And then when Brynn straddled his face, the warmth just put him out like a light. He glanced at Ena quietly eating her food. “Did you want to have a night to ourselves Ena?”

“What?” Ena blushed. “Absolutely not!”

“Ena,” Fayeth laughed while leaning into her. “You should say yes. You might have fun.”

“She’s right you know,” Frost grinned. “Lots of fun.”

“Absolutely not,” Ena huffed.

“Are you fucks ready?” Slade asked as he came marching down the stairs. “Let’s get on the fucking road.”

“Right,” Frost nodded as the table stood up to leave. “Places to be.”

Once on the road the elves returned to practicing their abilities while Frost watched out for any monsters or bandits. The roads were surprisingly peaceful and Frost was impressed to find regular patrols of guards riding down long stretches making sure they stayed peaceful.

While the soldiers did stop them to ask a few questions, they seemed eager to send them on their way once Frost gave their name. It was like the entire country was more interested with filling out paperwork to send to their higher ups than actually accomplishing anything.

It was a regular theme throughout the entire trip. Whenever they entered a new village they were questioned, notes were taken, and they were told they were finished. Nobody ever really tried to fight them and for the most part everything went smoothly.

There was a small incident involving a few bandits who started to attack but stopped as soon as they were close enough to scan them. Frost contemplated letting them go but decided against it.

“Why?” Brynn asked while gesturing at the six charred corpses. “What was the point of that?”

“Cunts had it coming,” Slade shrugged.

“Cunts had it coming,” Frost nodded in rare moment of agreement with Slade. “If you were all traveling without me, they might have hurt you. So, I made sure that couldn’t happen.”

“You burnt them alive because if you weren’t here, they might have hurt us,” Brynn repeated slowly. “You could have just hurt them a little.”

“How many people do you think they’ve attacked before?” Frost asked his wife. “A dozen? Two dozen? How many were robbed? Killed? Raped?”

“He has a point,” Slade nodded.

“I don’t see why what he did was wrong either,” Ena said staring at the corpses. “Men like that would have been fine killing me.”

“I believe Lady Brynn is saying you should be better than them,” Lysandra said politely. “Isn’t that right Lady Brynn?”

“Exactly,” Brynn said. “Next time just tie them up and haul them to the nearest city. They’ll give them a trial and punish them according to their laws.”

“I don’t care about their laws,” Frost said. “I care that if I weren’t here, they would have hurt the elves. Now they can’t hurt anybody. The world does not have a shortage of murdering assholes.”

“Added one, subtracted six,” Slade said. “Overall a positive outcome.”

“He is on your side,” Brynn pointed at Slade. “That should tell you all you need to know.”

“I’ll think about it,” Frost lied. He had no intention of letting men like that go. They saw some travelers they felt would be easy targets and tried to ambush them.

Eventually, they arrived at the city of Verguard. Frost was immediately impressed by the massive white city walls and the enormous gate. There were patrols of guards coming and going like ants traveling to and from their colony.

Frost realized just how massive the city was when he entered the gates. The first thing he noticed were the roads, only because he still didn’t have his. They were made of the same white stones used to build the enormous walls. Most of the buildings also used that white stone in their construction.

Some of the homes were fully stone while others were partial stone and wood. A few of the houses they saw were completely wood but it was obvious those were on the lower end quality wise. They all felt too crowded.

His village the houses were fairly scattered with a few between but the entire city of Verguard felt so cramped. Frost and the elves could barely walk down the streets without having to shove their way through a crowd of people.

Eventually they reached a second large wall about the same size as the one circling the city. This wall had more guards posted and they asked more questions, but much like it’d been while traveling everywhere else, nothing came of it but more paperwork.

The closer they got to the castle the less dense everything was which was the exact opposite of what Frost expected. Normally a city was densest at its center but Verguard’s center was the castle and it was surrounded by a massive garden.

The next layer from the center was the noble’s households. Frost supposed it made sense that nobles would be near the castle. But he just wondered how much planning had gone into it. They would have either known from the start how they wanted it set up and zoned for it or they would have needed to demolish houses later to make the center portions more spacious.

Eventually they reached the castle and found Sir Wildflower waiting outside of the front gate.

“Welcome,” Sir Wildflower said politely escorting them into the castle. “I hope your journey went well.”

“Yeah,” Frost nodded. “But there are six mysterious burnt corpses on a side of a road somewhere.”

“Mysterious burnt corpses?” Sir Wildflower repeated. “I’ll be sure to be on the lookout for a rogue elementalist.”

“Good idea,” Frost smirked as the cavalier led them down a massive hall and stopped in front of the doors. “You can go right inside. Everybody else does.”

“Thanks,” Frost said as Sir Wildflower walked off. “Not going to introduce us?”

“No need,” Sir Wildflower said. “And I’m a busy man!”

Frost nodded and pushed open the doors.

CHAPTER 12

Frost smiled politely as he walked through the double doors into the massive throne room. It was an icy stone room with empty walls except for a few glowing gemstones providing light. Men and women constantly rushed into the room from side hallways to grab papers from the various wooden tables lining the room before heading back out. Others walked up to the throne to ask questions before vanishing.

It was a central hub for the well-oiled machine that was King Asmund’s army and it was clear the king was still active in the day to day activities. The wooden tables were manned by high-level dragoons, unholy knights, saints, and even a few classes he’d never seen before.

Frost made his way toward the throne at the far end of the room with Lysandra and Brynn beside him. Slade and the others followed behind silently as they walked past the various high-level soldiers working at their desks.

The king waited patiently as they approached the throne. He was a gaunt man with dark hair and sunken eyes. He wore a fine black long-sleeved tunic accented in gold and his pants were similarly designed while his boots were surprisingly simple leather boots, like those a soldier might wear. He was a level sixty-six guardian.

Frost knew a guardian was normally a defensive class in games, but resting against the throne was a large two-handed axe which suggested he was more offensive than defensive. Frost found it a little concerning since it suggested the king was at least smart enough to experiment.

“Herald Frost,” King Asmund stood up and bowed as they arrived in front of the throne. The man was as tall as Frost but so lean it was giving him an almost ethereal look. The six women surrounding the king’s throne bowed or curtseyed politely. “I’m honored by your visit and I hope you’ve had a pleasant journey.”

“We did,” Frost returned a polite bow while measuring up the unique assortment of women. Each woman had her own unique appearance and style suggesting they were from different regions. “I appreciate the invite. So, do we have to go through the whole political theater thing or can we get to why you invited me here?”

The entire room seemed to pause what they were doing to briefly stare at him and chuckle before returning to work.

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra chided while pressing the heel of her foot down on his.

“Handsome,” Brynn quickly joined in on the other foot. “You are the husband of a Princess of Zira.”

“If you don’t get your heels off my feet, I’m going seduce and fuck Princess Fiora,” Frost growled at Brynn causing her to immediately lift her heel. He turned to Lysandra. “As for you, you know how many elves have given me open invites to sleepover at their houses? Your bedroom is not the only place I can sleep.”

“No!” Renna objected loudly causing another disturbance. “That’s punishing me as well! Lysandra has the biggest bed!”

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra blushed as she removed her foot from his. “I seem to have accidentally stepped on your foot. I apologize.”

“Yeah,” Brynn said with a hint of fury in her voice. “It was an accident handsome.”

“Thank you,” Frost glanced at the two women and then turned to the grinning king. The expressions on the queens ranged for amusement to irritation but most of them were obviously confused. “It’s up to you. I’m fine doing the theater if it makes everybody feel better.”

“We can skip the theater,” King Asmund nodded. “It’ll speed things along since I haven’t made a decision yet. There are a lot of rumors floating around about you and I’m curious about which are true.”

“Any rumor in particular you’d like to address?” Frost asked.

“Dog-fucking, cat-fucking, rabbit-fucking,” Slade suggested under his breath.

“Baron Slade,” King Asmund smirked at the silver-haired ninja. “I don’t recall inviting a representative of Zira to this meeting.”

“He’s with me,” Frost sighed. “Unfortunately.”

“No use complaining then,” King Asmund stepped down from his throne, his wives followed while maintaining their positions behind him. “I suppose I’d like to start with the most relevant one. I would like to know if you intend to spread disease and famine to those that don’t follow Shalia.”

“This again?” Frost laughed while shaking his head. “Is superstition not a thing in this world? Even kings believe in nonsense rumors? Shalia doesn’t cause plagues, war, famine, death, or whatever else you want to blame her for. And in fairness your highness, you’ve brought a hell of a lot more war and death than my elves ever have.”

“Excuse me? How dare you!” The dark-haired queen practically snarled at Frost while stepping forward. Her violet dress was sleek and fitted to her slender frame. If it weren’t for her youthful face and sexy green eyes she’d look almost like a wicked stepmother from some children’s movie.

“Darling,” King Asmund held up his hand and the woman fell silent while continuing to stare daggers at Frost. Clearly, he’d said something offensive. “Herald Frost, has nobody told you your followers are hated?”

“I’ve been informed,” Frost rolled his eyes and shook his head. “And blaming the followers of Shalia for every bad thing that happens is ridiculous. It’s rumors and superstition.”

“Hmm,” King Asmund nodded while glancing around the chamber. Several guards as well as the queens were staring at Frost like he’d said something incredibly stupid. “That’s a fair assessment Herald Frost. Superstition and rumors do play a role in their treatment. Villagers hear stories about plagues and naturally they panic. It’s reached the point where in some territories I’ve heard of villages killing elves during famines. But, Altani’s followers have suffered from famines but they aren’t viewed as bringers of famine. War follows the followers of Tarr’s wherever they march but they aren’t viewed as dangerous.”

“Do you want to rephrase that?” the tall, muscular queen with braided auburn hair asked. Unlike the other queens she was wearing leather pants and boots beneath her colorful gown. Frost also noticed the daggers tucked into her boots and leather bracers. Even more noticeable though was her abnormally large chest and low-cut top.

“I simply mean they’re not treated as cursed,” King Asmund corrected himself. “While they are powerful warriors and respected as such, their reputation is simply that of warriors. Haven’t you ever wondered why only your followers are viewed as cursed?”

“Not particularly,” Frost said while glancing at an increasingly anxious Lysandra. He suddenly realized he made quite a few assumptions based on historical situations of his own world rather than asking for specifics. Even superstitions often had inciting incidents. “Why?”

“Why don’t we ask the daughter of the Prophet Cassia herself?” A blonde queen gestured at Lysandra politely. The golden-haired queen wore a surprisingly formal looking blue dress decorated with white embroidery. The top was vest-like with silver buttons down the middle and a long white ruffled skirt. She smiled and adjusted her glasses as she stared at Lysandra. “At least I assume you’re her daughter.”

“Fuck,” Slade mumbled under his breath while counting the exits. “That’s fucking bad.”

“Yeah,” Brynn nodded.

Lysandra fidgeted nervously while avoiding eye contact.

“I would have preferred to address this more sensitively Rebecca,” King Asmund sighed and shook his head.

“I suppose I’m curious,” Frost said while gently stroking Lysandra’s soft white hair. The violet eyed priestess leaned into him and he wrapped his arm around her. He glanced angrily at both Brynn and Slade. “It also seems that everybody knows it but me.”

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra whispered while leaning into his chest. “I promise I’m not like my mother.”

“Your followers are murderers,” a blonde-haired queen in a strangely familiar looking white gown stepped forward. Brynn and Slade both groaned. Frost looked closer and realized the gown was similar to the one the priest wore at his wedding ceremony. “That is why they are treated as such.”

“I’d rather address this if it’s all the same,” Rebecca said politely to King Asmund while stepping in front of the blonde priestess of Ziralia. She sneered at the young woman while shooing her away. “Tabitha has a tendency to ignore historical context.”

“How dare you!” Tabitha stomped.

“Tabby just be quiet,” King Asmund groaned. “Rebecca, go ahead.”

“Hmph!” Tabitha glared furiously as Rebecca adjusted her glasses.

“Herald Frost,” Rebecca bowed politely. He wasn’t sure if it was the glasses but she reminded Frost of a librarian or a school teacher. “I am Queen Rebecca Asmund.”

“Frost,” Lysandra tugged on his sleeve like a helpless child. “Don’t be mad. Please don’t be mad. Don’t leave us. I really do promise we’re not like her.”

“You have nothing to worry about,” Rebecca smiled politely. “Please understand when I broached the topic I did so from a factual standpoint, not an accusatory one. You are factually Cassia’s child and I only meant that you might be able to explain firsthand the crimes your mother committed. Nobody blames you. You were just a child and being the daughter of Calamity Cassia has probably taken quite a toll on you.”

“Don’t call her that!” Lysandra stomped. “My mother is just confused!”

“That’s an understatement,” the dark-haired wife murmured causing the others to giggle. Lysandra buried her face in Frost’s chest.

“I apologize,” Rebecca sighed. “Cassia is a prophet of Shalia. You must understand that prophets communicate directly with deities. The most powerful prophets can even channel the deity themselves and perform powerful magic. But a prophet’s primary function is to deliver messages to the followers of the goddess. Herald’s in particularly rely on them greatly since communication with heralds can be, well, I’m sure you know.”

“Fragmented,” Frost said thinking on his recent conversations with Shalia. She really wanted him to marry some elves but he didn’t recall any of the specifics. He imagined it had to do with making them happy. “Unclear. Muddled. Aggravating.”

“Exactly,” Rebecca said. “Cassia began preaching in villages that plagues and pestilence were coming and only Shalia’s love could protect them. At first, nobody believed her, but then the plagues started coming and the followers of Shalia were untouched. Naturally, she began to gain followers.”

“You know what,” Frost sighed as he leaned down and kissed Lysandra’s soft white hair as he filled in the blanks himself. “Let’s speed this along. Cassia was the one spreading the plagues and the followers of Shalia were hunted down for being complicit. So now when there’s a plague and an elf is around, they’re considered a follower of Shalia. Do I have that about right?”

“Yes,” Rebecca grumbled. “But it’s rude to interrupt.”

“I’m so sorry,” Lysandra sniffled into him. “I’m trying to so hard to make up for my mother.”

“That’s fine,” Frost said while gently swaying back and forth. “But just for my own peace of mind, did you help her with any of it?”

“No!” Lysandra said mortified by the suggestion. “Nobody knew that my mother was the one doing it!”

“There you go,” Frost said while squeezing Lysandra tighter. “I don’t know about the rest of you but I certainly have a few family members I’d rather not be held accountable for. Are we really going to hold the elves accountable for that?”

“Yes!” Tabitha shouted in complete shock. “Yes! They should be held accountable! The followers of Shalia poisoned and killed over twenty thousand people!”

“No,” Frost held up his finger. “Cassia killed twenty-thousand people! How many people has Tarr killed? Come on, give me a number…”

“About two-hundred thousand,” the muscular queen offered up almost like she was bragging.

“And how many has Ziralia killed?” Frost glanced at Tabitha judgmentally. The woman crossed her arms and turned her nose up at Frost forcing him to turn to Brynn. “How many?”

“Don’t ask me to speak against my goddess!” Brynn said angrily. “Ziralia gives them a trial! Every one of her executions are just!”

“My fucking ass,” Slade growled. “That cunt’s killed at least fifty thousand and I can promise you they weren’t all given fair fucking trials.”

“Exactly,” Frost said. “A legal system created and run by the human nobility gives fair trials? Come on. None of us are dumb enough to believe that fairy tale.”

Several of the soldiers in the throne room laughed reminding him that they weren’t alone. He looked around and while most of them were pretending to work, the soldiers were definitely paying more attention to Frost.

“You know handsome,” Brynn glared at him. “You shouldn’t insult your wife’s goddess!”

“Okay,” Frost laughed as he reassuringly stroked Lysandra’s hair. “Let me make something very clear to you King Asmund. If you have a problem with Lysandra, you have a problem with me.”

“You know Herald Frost, there’s a difference between killing during battles or after trails and murdering innocent civilians,” King Asmund smirked while staring at Frost as if he was a flea. “I have the second largest army on the continent. You have what? A handful of low-level elves? Isn’t it the job of a ruler to protect their citizens, even if they must sacrifice some to do it?”

“Don’t give me that needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few bullshit,” Frost laughed while squeezing beautiful priestess. “It’s simple, my needs outweigh those of this entire fucking continent and I need Lysandra, my villagers, Brynn, you can have Slade.”

“Fuck you,” Slade said as the soldier’s in the room chuckled.

“Frost,” Lysandra whimpered while looking up at him. Her violet eyes glowed like neon flames. “I love you so much!”

“That circles back to the real question,” King Asmund walked up the stairs and picked up his axe. He turned and looked down at Frost. “Herald of Shalia, I’m sure your goddess tasked you with finding followers. How do you intend to accomplish that?”

“All of that trouble for that stupid fucking question?” Frost scoffed. “Stop wasting my fucking time.”

Several of the soldiers gasped and he heard several of them reach for weapons. King Asmund lifted his axe over his shoulder and his eyes narrowed as he stared at Frost. If he wanted Frost dead, he could probably manage it but he invited him there for a reason.

“My method for recruiting followers is simple,” Frost sneered at the stupidity of it all. “I don’t. Follow who you want to follow and believe what you want to believe. It’s none of my fucking business.”

“He’s lying,” a short-haired blonde in a feathery dress said. “He’s a herald, he has a plan.”

“Roselle is right,” the youngest in the group stepped forward. She was youthful with straight brown hair that hung down to her waist. She couldn’t have been older than twenty and her eyes were a piercing blue. “He is lying.”

“I believe him,” the muscular queen said. “He said he’d go to war to protect that scared little elf. If he’s not scared of war then he has no reason to lie. You agree with me, right Alicia?”

“From what I’ve heard he’s an unusual herald,” the dark-haired queen said while looking him up and down. “I believe he’s more interested in debauchery than duty. So yes, I agree with you Silvana.”

“Fine,” the brown-haired queen bowed to the other two. “You both are more knowledgeable than me so I’ll trust your judgment.”

“Really Henrietta?” Tabitha glared at the young woman. “Someday you really need to get your own opinions.”

“Enough bickering,” King Asmund slammed his axe on the ground like a gavel while shaking his head. The sound echoed throughout the hall startling several soldiers. “Herald Frost, some people say you intend to spread plagues and destruction to the entire continent. Others say you were sent to get vengeance on those who wronged the followers of Shalia. A few that started in Zira say that you wish to kill all of the nobility. In some areas the rumors even suggest you intend to kill all humans. And then there are the more lascivious rumors.”

“Those ones are true,” Renna volunteered excitedly as everybody turned to look at her. “What? They’re true!”

“Well,” King Asmund chuckled as he set his axe back down. He smirked while glancing at the entourage of elves before turning to Brynn. “Princess Brynn Hilde. You married a man that lays with elves and dogs as if they were your equals?”

“I wish,” Brynn grumbled while crossing her arms. “He actually treats them better than he treats me.”

“That’s not true,” Frost said as Brynn pointed at Lysandra cuddling into his chest. “What? She’s upset! If you were upset, I’d do the same thing. It’s literally taking no effort and makes her feel better.”

“It makes you look soft you dumb cunt,” Slade chuckled while glancing around at the snickering soldiers. “Makes you look stupid.”

“Do you think a dog-fucker gives a damn about looking stupid?” Frost smirked at the silver-haired bastard.

“So, you do lay with demihumans besides elves,” King Asmund smirked and turned his attention back to Brynn. “And you say he treats them better than a princess of Zira.”

“As well as I suppose,” Brynn begrudgingly admitted. “As far as husband’s go, he’s awful.”

“Awful how?” King Asmund’s tone changed slightly and Frost realized that the king was too curious. “Does he strike you?”

“Only if we’re bad!” Renna said playfully.

“So, he does in fact hurt you?” King Asmund’s face contorted as he glanced at Frost.

“Renna,” Brynn groaned. “King Asmund. I’m afraid she’s talking about something completely different that would be inappropriate to discuss in this setting.”

“Spankings,” Queen Silvana volunteered bluntly as if nobody in the room would get the hint. “The little one likes to get spanked. Sexually. She probably acts out to get spanked more. It’s not really an unusual…”

“I understand Silvana,” King Asmund groaned as the soldiers in the hall muffled their laughter. He turned back to Brynn. “So, he doesn’t strike you?”

“No, he just sticks his pecker in anything wet and warm,” Brynn answered while glaring at the king suspiciously. She looked around the room as various soldiers buried their heads in their work. Simultaneously the queens were all struggling to maintain their composure like they knew something hilarious was about to happen. “Why?”

“I suppose we should discuss the reason I invited you here,” King Asmund said while scratching his cheek. The king’s confidence seemed to fade as he nodded at Alicia. The dark-haired queen looked irritated as she turned and left through a door behind the throne. “I wish to propose a union. I find that marriage is the fastest way to ensure that countries have vested interests in each other’s success. With neighboring countries it’s even more important.”

“You want to marry one of the elves?” Frost asked while glancing at Lysandra. The queens were all priestesses and he certainly wasn’t going to give him Lysandra. “That explains all that all about Cassia. You thought you’d scare me off of her. Like hell, you can’t have Lysandra.”

“I don’t want Lysandra,” King Asmund’s face contorted. “Even if I were to consider an elven bride, marrying a priestess of Shalia would make me more of a target than I already am. The daughter of a mass murderer especially. I wish for you to marry my sister.”

“Excuse me?” Brynn said defensively. “He just got married less than a week ago.”

“I’m aware,” King Asmund nodded. “And congratulations on your nuptials Princess Brynn Hilde. I wish you all the happiness in the world. But as a princess I am sure you are aware of the important role marriage plays in solidifying peace. Your territory resides on my border and given the history of the followers of Shalia, you can appreciate how my people may urge me to action unless a bond is formed.”

“So you want me to marry your sister,” Frost smirked. “No, there’s something you’re not telling me. You wanted to make sure I wasn’t some psychopath like the rumors suggested. I suppose that’s was fair since it’s your sister. But my relationship with demihumans is what got your attention. What’s going on?”

“Ahem,” Queen Alicia held the door as a pale horned woman with glowing red eyes and ruby hair walked through. Her horns were surprisingly large and she was wearing a veil over her mouth. Her long red dress exaggerated the curves of her body and the gold embroidery outlined her large chest. The ruffled skirt of her dress ended at her knees where her golden sandals began. The lace of the sandals wrapped tightly around her legs like bindings, ending in high heels. “Princess Desdemona Asmund, half-sister of King Asmund.”

“A fucking demon,” Slade muttered under his breath before turning to Tabitha. “Does the herald know about this?”

“Huh?” Frost responded while glancing at the baron.

“Not you dog-fucker,” Slade growled. “The Herald of Ziralia. Demons are fucking problems. They devour villages like locust devour crops. They are fucking dangerous and all the heralds agree.”

“Most demons,” King Asmund said angrily. “Desdemona is harmless.”

“Unless she’s hungry,” Rebecca said pragmatically.

“Or angry, upset, frightened,” Roselle chimed in. The short-haired blonde revealed various bite and claw marks on her arm. Desdemona made a sad squeak sound at the sight of the injuries and looked at the ground.

“I can’t help that,” Desdemona practically whispered as she made her way up the stairs and stood beside the king. All of the queens took several steps back like they were dealing with a wild animal except for Silvana who cleaned her nails with a small dagger she’d pulled from her bracer. “I said I was sorry.”

“Ah,” Frost nodded as he suddenly understood the king’s interest in him. “I see.”

“King Asmund,” Brynn stepped forward while clenching her firsts. “Are you proposing my husband marry a demon?”

“I’m proposing that the herald marry the Princess of Rilia,” King Asmund said while gesturing at his sister. “I believe it’d be the most peaceful way to address the growing unrest of my people. They are naturally uncomfortable with the Herald of Shalia residing on our border.”

“No!” Renna objected as Fayeth quickly moved to shut her mouth.

“Ow!” Fayeth yelled as Renna bit her. “You little brat!”

“Herald Frost is marrying me next!” Renna pointed at the horned woman. “Wait your turn!”

The soldiers in the room muttered anxiously not at the presence of the demoness but at the sudden refusal of marriage. Frost was positive the marriage had nothing to do with the Herald of Shalia living on their border and everything to do with something going on in Rilia.

“You’ve had a long journey,” King Asmund said in a frustrated tone while gesturing toward a large open archway. “We can discuss this more over dinner.”

“Frost,” Lysandra gripped him nervously. “Are we really staying for dinner? What if she…you know she eats humans and demihumans.”

“I’m sure that’s not true,” Frost groaned as they headed toward the dining area.

CHAPTER 13

“At least it’s not a human,” Frost said as he watched Desdemona eat a raw piglet. Beneath her veil was a set of small piranha-like teeth. The teeth weren’t even noticeable if she closed her mouth but they were impossible to ignore as she ate. They tore through meat as easily as a razor sliced through paper.

“Oh,” Queen Rebecca shook her head while cutting into her overcooked steak. “If left to her own devices Princess Desdemona would certainly eat a human.”

“It’s rather disturbing to watch really,” Queen Henrietta said while trying not to look. The young beautiful brunette was King Asmund’s fifth wife and a follower of the god Movodos. “And the king insists we all eat together so she doesn’t feel left out.”

“I’m sorry,” Desdemona whispered as she wiped blood from her mouth with one of the several towels sitting beside her. “I told him that I’m fine eating in my room…”

“I won’t hear of it,” King Asmund glared angrily at his wives. It was obvious they were only making comments to fluster the girl since none of the women had issues finishing their own food. They were clearly desensitized to the demoness and simply looking to embarrass her. “She is my sister and the Princess of Rilia.”

“Right,” Queen Alicia rolled her eyes. The dark-haired woman glared at King Asmund with disdain. “And I’m a Queen of Rilia. I should be able to eat without watching her tear apart a pig.”

“I’m sorry,” Desdemona said while lowering her head as if trying to hide under the table. “I can…”

“We’ve been over this,” King Asmund growled. “If you don’t like being my Queen, you’re free to leave.”

“If only it were that easy,” Queen Alicia snarled while going back to her plate of vegetables.

“So, about your queens,” Frost said while gesturing at King Asmund’s wives. Their dispositions were interesting but more importantly, they each worshipped a different god or goddess. “Why marry priestesses instead of nobles?”

“Who says we’re not nobles?” Roselle sneered.

“The nobility tends to be apprehensive about new bloodlines,” Queen Rebecca said politely. “New kings are frequently assassinated so they won’t consider sending potential wives for at least four or five years. But the Herald of Solara felt confident that King Asmund was a wise and honorable ruler and wished to establish a relationship with him.”

“Fucking temples,” Slade growled while staring at Tabitha. “Always aiming to get their claws in before anybody else. Just wait until the king hears those zealous cunts have been operating behind his back again.”

“I’ll have you know that this marriage was approved by the Herald of Ziralia himself,” Queen Tabitha said haughtily while glaring back at Slade. “I’m not afraid of your threats, but you should certainly be afraid of mine, Baron Slade. You’re already walking a fine line after killing that priest in Laven.”

“The deranged fuck had it coming,” Slade glared at the priestess. “And if those cowardly cunts were going to excommunicate me, they would have done so when I skinned their boy.”

“Right, the infamous Baron Slade,” King Asmund grinned. “I’m still surprised to see you here. I’d heard you had a relationship of sorts with Herald Frost but I was under the impression it was more antagonistic.”

“I’d be happy to know who you heard that from,” Slade smirked. “You’re awfully well informed.”

“All of Slade’s relationships are antagonistic,” Brynn chimed in while glancing at Desdemona’s bloodstained face.

“Are you going to eat the entire pig?” Frost said unable to look away as the horned woman chewed on the bones themselves.

“Um,” Desdemona blushed and ducked down further like she wanted to disappear. “I don’t have to…”

“Oh,” Frost chuckled while shaking his head. The sight wasn’t anymore disturbing than watching Lishri eat but the sheer volume for a woman her size was shocking. “I didn’t mean it like that. It just seems like a lot of food.”

“She needs to eat about twenty pounds of meat a day,” Queen Roselle volunteered. The short-haired blonde gestured at the bite marks on her arm. “If she doesn’t eat, she starts to become irrationally angry and dangerous.”

“It’s actually rather impressive that King Asmund was able to raise her,” Queen Alicia said smugly. “Especially given the tragedy of her birth.”

“It is what it is,” King Asmund said as red tears started dripping down Desdemona’s cheeks. “She didn’t have control over it and I’m not upset.”

“She killed her mom,” Queen Silvana said unsympathetically while tearing into a large piece of meat with her teeth. She was King Asmund’s second wife and rather nonchalant about everything. It didn’t seem like she was intentionally trying to be cruel like some of the others, she was just naturally rough around the edges. “Demon’s eat their way out of human mothers.”

“I didn’t mean to,” Desdemona whispered.

“There she goes crying again,” Queen Silvana groaned callously while guzzling down a glass of wine. “I really don’t understand people in this damn country. They cry about everything. My mother died during childbirth too. It’s a sign of strength.”

“Des,” King Asmund patted his sister’s head reassuringly. “Silvana doesn’t mean anything by it.”

“I know,” Desdemona said quietly.

“So, the marriage proposal,” Brynn said, glaring at Frost as if blaming him for derailing everything. “I assume you heard Herald lays with Durra and decided that a cursed herald was the best option she had.”

“I suppose that played a role,” King Asmund took a sip of water. “But I also did my research and decided to see him for myself before I decided he’d marry Desdemona.”

“Dari,” Desdemona practically whispered. “He hasn’t said yes.”

“He’ll say yes,” King Asmund smiled politely at his sister. “Unless he’s saying a princess of Rilia is worth less than a Durra?”

“He didn’t marry Zinnia,” Renna snapped unable to contain herself. “And if he’s marrying anybody next it’s me you bastard! There’s a line to become his wife and there are at least a dozen elves in front!”

“Renna!” Lysandra growled. “Be quiet!”

“No!” Renna gestured angrily at Brynn. “I already had to give up my spot in line for her!” She followed up by pointing at Lysandra. “And I have to share him with that ancient bitch! It’s not fair!”

“Does she speak for you Herald Frost?” King Asmund stared exhaustedly at him. “Is there a line? Are you rejecting the proposal?”

“I haven’t decided,” Frost sighed while leaning back in his seat. He looked up at the ceiling. There was definitely a deal to be made but it needed to be a deal, not a demand. The princess was beautiful and she seemed pretty sweet despite the glowing red eyes and sharp teeth. As for the twenty pounds of raw meat thing, the elves were vegetarians and there was a surplus of meat from hunting anyway. But then there were those marks on Roselle. “If she’s a danger to the elves, I can’t have her in my village.”

“That sounds like a no,” Queen Rebecca said.

“For a follower of Solara you’re not very bright,” Ena quipped while scarfing down some peppers. “It certainly wasn’t a no.”

“Definitely wasn’t a no,” Fayeth agreed while sipping her drink.

“You’re actually considering this, aren’t you handsome?” Brynn sighed. “I understand that you see some polite woman there but she’s a demon. Demons wander from village to village devouring people. Technically, they’re not even demihumans, they’re monsters.”

“What does Desdemona say?” Frost asked while ignoring his wife’s objection. He stared at the demoness who looked like she just wanted to run away and hide. “Do you really want to be sold off to a man you’ve never met.”

“I’ll marry whoever my brother wants,” Desdemona mumbled while pulling out a bowl of water. She doused her towels in it as she cleaned herself up. She was surprisingly dainty for somebody who just devoured ten pounds of meat. “He’s always done what’s best for me.”

“He’s not doing what’s best for you,” Frost said while staring at the pale timid woman. “Let me paint you a picture of the type of husband I am. One morning, you will wake up wondering where I am and after about an hour of looking, you’ll finally find me in bed with several other women. You’ll want me to come back and cuddle with you but I’ll be called away to kill some monsters in Zira and when I come back, I’ll run right past you into Lysandra’s arms. I am not the type of man that should be married to anybody. I’ll neglect our marriage and I won’t even try to hide the fact I’m sleeping with other women.”

“He’s not lying,” Brynn said while staring jealousy at Lysandra and pouring herself a fresh glass of wine. Frost wasn’t counting but he was pretty sure the tiny woman finished at least two. Clearly the idea of him marrying somebody else was upsetting her.

“I don’t know why it’s always her,” Renna pouted.

“Herald Frost,” King Asmund scoffed while gesturing at his queens. “I have six wives. Do you really think I’m going to judge how many women you stick your prick in?”

“You?” Frost shook his head. “No. But I’m not considering marrying you.”

“I don’t mind,” Desdemona said timidly while covering the pig carcass in front of her with napkins to hide her work. She looked at him with crimson hope-filled eyes. “If you marry me, I promise not to be any trouble. If you’d like me to eat alone as to not disturb you, I’ll eat alone. I also don’t mind staying inside if you’re worried that I might hurt your elves. If you want me to wait in a room I’ll wait in a room. If you want to build me a house far away from the others, I’ll stay there. I promise to be a good girl and listen. And while the consummation is necessary for the marriage to be official, I am perfectly fine never consummating again.”

“Don’t say things you’ll regret,” Brynn laughed while guzzling down her fresh glass of wine. “Bastard.”

“Brynn,” Frost ran his fingers through the jealous bard’s short black hair. “We’ve talked about this…”

“I know!” Brynn snapped while leaning into his hand like an attention starved cat. “I knew you’d have other wives but you just married me this week!”

“She has a point,” Frost said while gently massaging the back of Brynn’s neck as if he were calming a wild dog.

It hadn’t really occurred to him how rushed everything was since his marriage to Brynn also happened fast. But with Desdemona things were even faster and it was slightly different. This wasn’t a princess accused of murdering her siblings attempting to form an alliance with a herald. This was a king attempting to marry off his sister.

King Asmund said he researched him but he still should have been asking more questions. Instead he quickly made a decision to send his sister away with a complete stranger. There were no questions about what an alliance could offer each of them because Frost had nothing to offer. Rilia was one of the largest countries on the continent and Pluma was minescule.

There was fundamentally no reason for Rilia to want an alliance. Even if he were to believe that the people of Rilia were nervous about followers of Shalia on the border, the people thought Shalia’s followers were cursed. Forming an alliance with a territory of cursed elves would probably make things worse.

The only sensible conclusion was that he was more interested in getting rid of his sister than the alliance itself.

“I’ll marry your sister,” Frost smiled playfully while sipping his wine. “We’ll set the date for next year...”

“I’m afraid I must insist it happens imminently,” King Asmund replied stoically as his wives looked nervous. There was clearly something else at play that he wasn’t telling Frost about. “The people cannot wait a year to have their fears addressed. If a marriage doesn’t happen immediately, I’ll be forced to act against the followers of Shalia.”

“It would be an insult to my wife and Zira to take on a second wife so soon after marriage,” Frost said undeterred by the threat. “Rumors will spread and her position as the future ruler of Zira will be jeopardized. I’ll agree to the marriage today but we can meet in the middle on when it’ll occur. Six months from now is a reasonable compromise.”

“That’s unacceptable,” King Asmund tapped his fingers impatiently on the table. “The marriage will take place as soon as possible. Every day that your territory sits on my border my people grow more uneasy. It’s my responsibility as their king to alleviate such worries.”

“Dari,” Desdemona tugged on the king’s arm. “If he’s willing to marry me is it really…”

“Desdemona,” King Asmund growled at his sister causing her shrivel up in her seat. He became instantly apologetic. “I’m sorry Des. I’m doing this for you.”

“For her?” Frost smirked as the king all but confirmed it wasn’t about the alliance. He definitely needed Desdemona gone for some reason. The queens were keeping quiet about the matter which was even more telling. Although Frost didn’t know what exactly was going on, he knew enough to know he was in a strong position to bargain. “I don’t suppose you happen to have a map of your kingdom handy?”

“Why?” King Asmund asked suspiciously.

“Well,” Frost smiled at Desdemona. “If I’m going to marry Desdemona, we need to discuss the dowry.”

“Dowry?” King Asmund shook his head no. “Herald Frost. This marriage benefits you. Rilia gains nothing from an alliance with a Herald of Shalia while you gain a powerful ally. It’s a generous arrangement.”

“Sure,” Frost grinned impishly. “But I was also thinking my domain is a little small for a Princess of Rilia. It’d probably be better if it were a little larger. Nothing unreasonable. Probably just stretch it to encompass the village of Serino. I’m also not a big fan of being landlocked and if I recall there’s a port city about fifty miles south of Serino, isn’t there?”

“Is that all?” King Asmund said irritably.

“No,” Frost smirked as King Asmund’s face started turning red. It was obvious the man wanted to leap over the table and cleave his skull but was holding back. The fact he was still listening told Frost that he still had some wiggle room. “I expect trade agreements and non-aggression pacts to be drawn up to ensure free trade and travel for all of the citizens of my territory.”

“Crazy fucking cunt,” Slade chuckled while watching. “Even Zira doesn’t have free fucking trade with Rilia.”

“I also expect Desdemona to become a follower of Shalia,” Frost said while glancing at Lysandra who was still a little upset that Brynn refused to convert. “Unless she has a strong objection to it for some reason.”

“Excuse me,” Queen Roselle laughed. “You actually want a demon as a follower?”

“Shalia accepts everybody,” Lysandra said indignantly. “Even demons.”

“And Shalia’s still a little annoyed with me for marrying Brynn,” Frost said while nodding at the short-haired bard.

“Excuse me?” Brynn said. “What do you mean she’s annoyed with you? She didn’t want you to marry me? Why haven’t I heard about this? What’s that bitch saying about me?”

“She probably wanted you to convert,” Frost shrugged as Brynn scowled at him. “Don’t look at me like that. Shalia’s the one with the problem. I don’t give damn who you worship.”

“You’d accept me as a follower?” Desdemona’s pale skin instantly took on a pink hue while staring at Lysandra. “Even the deities of my brother’s wives are unwilling to accept me.”

“Of course,” Lysandra nodded.

“If I’m accepting you as a wife, Lysandra’s not going to turn you down as a follower,” Frost said nonchalantly. “But I don’t really think you’re making a wise decision if you marry me. You should insist on marrying somebody who loves you, not some bastard who’s going to fuck every woman in the village where you live.”

“And it will be every woman,” Brynn chuckled while swaying in her seat. “You’ll even start to recognize which woman it was when you kiss him.”

“I don’t really think you understand my prospects Herald Frost,” Desdemona smiled and covered her mouth like she was desperately trying to contain herself. “I’m perfectly fine with the situation.”

“If you say so,” Frost scoffed while turning to King Asmund. “What about you? Are we agreed on the terms?”

“There’s one more thing I need to discuss,” King Asmund said seriously while unbuttoning his shirt to reveal a body covered in various scars clearly caused by Desdemona’s teeth. “I don’t care how angry she gets or how badly she hurts you. If you leave so much as a scratch on her, I’ll fucking kill you.”

“And if she can’t behave herself then I’ll be sending her back,” Frost said sternly. “If you’re looking for some noble asshole who’ll look the other way while your sister attacks innocent villagers, I’m not him. If she lashes out and acts out, she’ll be punished. If she’s a danger to others, she’ll be locked up.”

“When you say punished,” King Asmund snarled. “How do you intend to punish her?”

“Don’t you fucking say it handsome,” Brynn laughed while shaking her head. “Don’t you dare fucking say it.”

“Spankings!” Renna said excitedly as Frost gestured at her to answer the question. Brynn burst out laughing while shaking her head.

“Spankings?” Desdemona mumbled while glancing around the table.

“I can’t believe you fucking said that,” Brynn was practically crying. She was clearly drunk and Renna had shifted closer to help keep her from falling out of her seat. “In a meeting with a king!”

“Is this some kind of joke?” King Asmund asked in disbelief. “Spankings?”

“Herald Frost,” Queen Rebecca stifled her own laughter to speak. “The customary punishment for a demon attacking a human or demihuman is death. Are you saying that if Desdemona attacks somebody you intend to spank her?”

“Who knows,” Frost sighed. “The truth is if she doesn’t behave, I’ll have to re-evaluate the marriage in its entirety. I will prioritize the safety of the elves. If she starts lashing out at children…”

“I won’t,” Desdemona insisted. “I’d never hurt a child. I almost never hurt anybody. Dari’s scars are from when I was little!”

“She’s docile as a lamb,” Queen Silvana said while showing off her muscular arm. “See, not a single scratch. Just keep her fed or she gets a little snippy. Keep her away from human corpses. Don’t tease or frighten her. It’s basically no different than training a wolf. She has to go without food for a while before she starts to get bad. But I’ve never seen her raise a hand to anybody, even when they deserved it.”

“I promise never to hurt anybody,” Desdemona said while staring hopefully at Frost. “If you’re concerned, there are also measures we can take.”

“Measures?” Frost said.

“Chains, cuffs, bits,” Desdemona listed off. “I have some gloves as well…”

“None of that’s necessary,” Frost sighed. The more the woman was willing to do the more guilty he felt about everything. He turned back to the king. “I think we understand each other but I just want to be sure. She’ll have some leeway but…”

“We understand each other,” King Asmond nodded. “If she harms your villagers, she’ll be punished. If she proves too difficult, she comes back to me. But the marriage will remain intact. Fair?”

“Fair,” Frost nodded. “And about the other terms…”

“Your terms are acceptable,” King Asmund said. “The wedding and consummation will take place once the papers are drawn up. I’ll take care of getting everything set up and…”

“I’ll conduct the ceremony!” Lysandra said excitedly while glaring at all of the other priestesses at the table. She expected them to fight for the privilege but quickly realized that none of them wanted to conduct a ceremony for a demoness. “Oh, wonderful! I’ll also be witnessing the consummation, does anybody else?”

“Anybody else?” Queen Tabitha said with disgust.

“Me!” Renna said excitedly.

“I’m his wife so I’ll certainly be there,” Brynn giggled. “Fayeth? Ena?”

“Since I’m still Lysandra’s apprentice I should be there,” Ena blushed. “Although I hate it.”

“Well I’m not going to be left out,” Fayeth said politely. “Hestia?”

“Um,” Hestia blushed as she glanced at Slade. The silver-haired ninja’s face contorted. “I better not.”

“You know you’re allowed to have fun, right?” Frost smirked as he stared at the anxious elf. “It’s not like Slade’s going to die if you leave him alone for an evening.”

“She said no you fucking cunt!” Slade snapped so defensively it caused the entire table to stare at him. “I mean…”

“He’s still not feeling well,” Hestia said so cheerfully it was more than a little strange. “Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll have plenty to do even without me!”

Frost found himself wondering if Hestia developed a crush on Slade. It wouldn’t be too surprising since they were spending so much time together but he was a little worried for Slade. He wondered if he should warn him that Hestia was batshit crazy and had access to some fairly dangerous potions. Then he remembered that Slade was a cunt and decided against it.

“Right,” Frost shrugged at King Asmund. “Let’s make it happen.”

CHAPTER 14

Frost sat down and drank his wine while looking around the large eclectically decorated room. He couldn’t help but feel a little frustrated for Desdemona as he looked around at the dismal affair. The only decorations on the cold stone walls were a few lazily hung white clothes and the few tables in the room were just as pathetic.

Everything was so rushed that nobody had time to even gather flowers for the wedding. Instead, they simply used liquor bottles and fruit as centerpieces. It looked like some dive bar was having a live music event, not a wedding.

“Over here,” Ena said furiously as the disgruntled servant placed a fruit bowl on the table. “Faster!”

“I found these,” Fayeth said dropping off various colorful fabrics she’d stolen from rooms in the castle. “Will they help?”

“I’ll figure something out,” Brynn said as she began moving chairs and covering them in cloth. She was strangely furious when she saw how little effort King Asmund and his wives put into everything and quickly took charge. “I can’t believe this shit!”

Brynn started ordering the elves to find vibrant fabrics, centerpieces, and ordered the servants to remove half the furniture. Apparently empty tables were depressing and fewer tables would make everything look more refined. Although she was still furious at the lack of flowers in the castle.

Watching Brynn and the elves made Frost irrationally pleased. The venue didn’t matter to him and the marriage certainly didn’t. At least not as much as any marriage mattered to him since fidelity didn’t seem to matter. But seeing Brynn going all out because she wanted Desdemona to have a nice wedding made him smile.

“What are you looking at handsome?” Brynn said while pointing at some of the servants struggling with a large table. “If you have time to sit around daydreaming, you have time to help.”

“Except he doesn’t,” Slade said as he approached Frost. The two men quickly walked out of earshot of the rest of the hall. “Looks like you were right dog-fucker.”

“Thought so,” Frost nodded as Slade pulled out a map of the castle with several different markings. Each mark signified places Slade found signs of recent struggles. “I knew it was weird that he wanted this done in such a hurry.”

“So now what?” Slade asked while staring down a servant who was paying too much attention to them. “Get the fuck out of here before everything goes to shit?”

“Hm?” Frost said while staring at the map. “Why would I do that?”

“Why would you?” Slade clenched his teeth and fiddled with one of his knives. “Because in the last two months there have been over a dozen assassination attempts on the devil cunt’s fucking life. If you marry that demon bitch, you’re bringing all of that fucking shit to your doorstep.”

“They’re not all assassinations,” Frost said calmly while sorting through the markings. “Look at the locations of these ones. It’s obvious they chose them because of the nearby exits. Since when does killing a person require securing an exit route?”

“Every fucking time,” Slade growled. “You think I’m going to kill somebody without a fucking escape plan? Are you fucking stupid?”

“That’s not what I mean,” Frost shot a dirty look at an overly attentive maid causing her to scurry off. “I mean there are a thousand ways to kill somebody. It’s fucking easy. Let’s not pretend it’s not fucking easy. I could kill twelve people in this castle and be halfway home before the day is over. And all of the attacks were at night. Why not change it up? Where’s the daytime poisoning? Given, some of these are clearly assassinations these ones look like kidnappings.”

“Okay,” Slade grumbled. “I’ll give you that it’s easy to kill somebody but you’re assuming the killers are competent.”

“Sure, maybe. But King Asmund’s killed the Herald of Riliandra,” Frost said pensively. “But why did he kill the king? And why all the nobles? He’s also investigating businesses for connections to specific followers of Riliandra while leaving most of them alone. And now people are attempting to kidnap his sister. They want leverage. And somebody in the castle is even informing the kidnappers of her movements because they know where she’s at despite being moved to a different room every couple days.”

“I doubt it’s the staff,” Slade said while looking around. Frost nodded in agreement while making eye contact with one of the butlers. He scanned the man and saw he was a level forty-eight assassin. More than likely all of the men and women in the castle were really soldiers. “From what I saw, the fucking help are the ones catching the killers. And most of the cunts appear not to have slept in days. Not to mention that fucking king’s soldiers seem pretty damn loyal.”

“Right,” Frost said while considering alternative options.

“That leaves the queens,” Slade offered. “And all of this bullshit is really just fucking business as usual for their respective fucking heralds. Those cunts all want a piece of the country for their god or goddess.”

“Yeah,” Frost grumbled while considering the theory. “I don’t think any of the heralds are behind this.”

“Really?” Slade scoffed. “You don’t even know the cunts. They can be fucking vicious.”

“I just don’t think a herald would view kidnapping as an option,” Frost said with a heavy sigh. “People kidnap for leverage. What would a herald need leverage for? To gain followers? Asmund married the priestesses they sent so they have footholds in this country. And why bother controlling the king when the priestess you sent could just get pregnant, have a baby, and then kill the king. Kidnapping, it’s so fucking pointless for any of those heralds. I mean, those queens are priestesses, if their heralds ask them to, they’d probably slit his fucking throat while they fuck. Throw the entire country into chaos and march your followers in to clean it up.”

“That’s a fucked-up way of thinking you have there,” Slade tried to hide his amusement.

“I’m just saying that I think heralds would have more finesse,” Frost said. “Kidnapping is what an idiot criminal does to get a ransom. Eventually you either have to kill the hostage or let them go. In either case, the person you were manipulating will no longer be under your thumb. And if the person you’re trying to manipulate is a king with massive armies, that could get bad.”

“Indeed,” Slade grinned.

“Anyway, the marriage is going to happen,” Frost said. “I’ll secure my land, secure my contracts, secure the princess, and we’ll be on our way. Whatever’s going on in Rilia after I’m gone falls strictly in the not my fucking problem category.”

“What happens if they start sending kidnappers and assassins into your territory?” Slade grinned.

“Then it enters the my fucking problem category and I find out who’s behind it,” Frost answered. “I’ll hunt them down, burn their fields, poison their water, and I’ll salt the fucking earth so the few children and grandchildren that survive will curse their names for not leaving me the hell alone.”

“Fucking followers of Shalia,” Slade chuckled. “And you wonder why the world thinks you’re a fucking blight.”

“Fucking followers of Shalia,” Frost agreed.

“Frost!” Brynn yelled while gesturing eccentrically at the altar. “Get to your spot!”

“Devil-fucking degenerate,” Slade walked toward Hestia as the eager elf pointed excitedly at a chair she saved. Slade glanced nervously at Frost. “I suppose I should get to my spot.”

“Same,” Frost said while heading toward the altar.

Lysandra smiled joyously as Frost stepped onto the large wooden platform. She adjusted her long white priestess gown and tucked her long snowy hair behind her pointy-ears while keenly glancing around. The amethyst-eyed elf appeared to be doing a mental audit to make sure she had everything and once satisfied she turned her attention back to Frost.

“Are you excited?” Lysandra asked while gripping her large tome. “You’re about to marry your second wife! And she’s going to become a follower of Shalia! Which really makes her your first real wife!”

“Excuse me,” Brynn snapped from across the room. “You want to say that again?”

“Sorry!” Lysandra waived while winking at Frost. “It was just a joke!” She leaned in and whispered so Brynn couldn’t hear. “It wasn’t a joke. I’m so excited. This is sure to make Shalia so happy.”

“I don’t even know the girl,” Frost chuckled at the passionate elf. “It’s hard to be excited when I’m marrying a woman I’ve met once. I’m more excited about the land acquisition. Two villages and one of them has a port.”

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra stomped. “You will absolutely not say something like that during the ceremony. Understood?”

“I’m not a complete bastard,” Frost said defensively. “I know better than to say that during the ceremony. Even if this is a bit of a farce to me, it’s obvious the princess was thrilled.”

“Obviously,” Ena said while stepping onto the platform with Fayeth and Renna. “Demons run through villages murdering and devouring. You’re the only person crazy enough to marry one.”

“Ena!” Lysandra lifted her book like she was going to hit the blonde with it. “That demon is going to be Herald Frost’s wife and you will treat her with respect!”

“Ena’s just jealous that a demon will have Herald Frost before her,” Fayeth teased. “Isn’t that right Ena?”

“I don’t want him,” Ena said sternly while tugging at her blue low-cut dress to show off her chest. “I’m saving myself for a handsome elf who’ll worship the ground I walk on. Not some cheating bastard who fucks everything he comes across.”

“You know, I’ll happily join you in bed if you ask,” Frost grinned wickedly knowing full well she’d never ask. “In fact, if you ask right now, I’ll set aside an entire weekend for just me and you.”

“You’re only giving me a day!” Lysandra said irritably.

“I want a weekend!” Renna whined. “Why does Ena get a weekend?”

“I don’t want a weekend,” Ena’s said as her voice cracked. “I have no interest in laying with you.”

“At least not while sober,” Renna said impishly. “Remember two weeks ago? After drinking you tried to drag him to your bedroom while screaming it’s not fair.”

“I don’t remember any of that,” Ena lied while glaring angrily at Frost. “And from what I heard he wouldn’t join me.”

“It’d be wrong to take advantage of your drunkenness,” Frost teased knowing full well Ena wasn’t that drunk. He’d seen her drink several times and she could handle at least double she amount she had that night. He just wanted her to admit that she wanted him. “Now, if you ask me when you’re sober, I’d happily spend hours between your legs.”

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra struck his arm with her book. “You are about to get married to Princess Desdemona! It’s inappropriate to talk about this!”

“You’re just scared Ena would replace you,” Renna said scathingly. “She’s a younger and shinier version of you with long golden hair. Much better than a decaying ashy-haired witch like you.”

“Renna,” Lysandra’s face turned red as she prepared to cast a spell on the short-haired elf.

“Lysandra,” Frost slid his finger up Lysandra’s chest and neck until he reached her chin. “You know I’d never trade you in for anybody. Not even Ena.”

“I wasn’t thinking that,” Lysandra pouted. “But now I am. And what do you mean not even Ena? Why Ena specifically? Why would you say that if you weren’t thinking it? Is she special? More special than me?”

“Ahem,” Brynn gestured at the queens and a few of the palace guards taking their seats. “All of you be quiet!”

Brynn masterfully plucked the large harp she’d had moved to the stage. Frost was unaware that she was able to play other instruments besides the flute but he shouldn’t have been surprised. Bards were probably capable of playing several different instruments, although he started to wonder if different instruments had different abilities attached to them.

The large double doors at the end of the hall slowly opened and Desdemona walked in with King Asmund on her arm. She was wearing a bright red gown rather than a traditional white one but the lace decorations were no different than a typical wedding gown. She also wore an awkwardly fitted crimson veil which covered both her horns and her face.

Brynn played while King Asmund leisurely walked his sister down the aisle and helped her onto the stage. Then he took his seat at a table with three of his wives while the other three sat at the neighboring table. The women stared at Frost and Desdemona with either uncaring coldness or boredom.

“It’s really beautiful,” Desdemona whispered behind her veil. “I didn’t expect it to look this nice. None of my brother’s weddings looked this nice.”

Brynn, Lysandra, and the elves all glanced at King Asmund like he was the devil incarnate. They’d assumed that so little effort was put into the wedding because of its rushed nature, but it seemed that King Asmund just didn’t view them as worth the effort.

“Alright,” Lysandra positioned herself between Frost and Desdemona and looked out at the audience. “Thank you all for coming to this joyous union. Shalia welcomes you and gives you her love. Even if you hate her, even if you are broken, even if the entire world wants you dead, she loves you. And there’s nothing you can do about it, so there!”

Frost tried not to laugh. He wondered if that’d always been part of the official ceremony or if Lysandra decided to make it official after his and Brynn’s wedding.

“Ahem,” Lysandra gestured at the space between them while glaring at Frost.

“Right,” Frost chuckled as he reached out and pulled Desdemona close to him.

“What are you doing?” Desdemona whispered timidly as Frost positioned her arms around his neck. After he was satisfied with their placement Frost placed his hands on her waist and Desdemona started trembling. “Herald Frost…”

“That’s better,” Lysandra said cheerfully. “Princess Desdemona Asmund. Do you love this man?”

“Love?” Desdemona said as her shaking increased. “I’ve only…I’ve just…I don’t know…”

“Hm,” Lysandra sighed while glancing back and forth between the two. “That could be a problem.”

“Lysandra?” Frost asked anxiously as King Asmund glared at them. “Can’t you just…”

“The ceremony is the ceremony,” Lysandra said sternly. “Herald Sebastian Frost, do you love this woman?”

“I mean,” Frost chuckled nervously. “I don’t really even know her…”

“Hmmm,” Lysandra growled while staring at them judgmentally. “Nope. This won’t do. Shalia will only bless the union if you love each other.”

“What is going on here?” King Asmund asked. “Just finish the ceremony.”

“No,” Lysandra said defiantly. “And you stay out of this! You’re not the one getting married! And if I hear another peep out of you, I’ll have you escorted from the wedding!”

“Are you…”

“Not! A! Peep!” Lysandra interrupted while gesturing threateningly at him. She straightened out her robe and her hair before taking a deep breath. She opened her book and began flipping through pages. “It looks like we have to do this by force.”

“By force,” Frost chuckled. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Remove the veil,” Lysandra gestured at Desdemona’s veil while staring at Frost. “Come on. We don’t have all day.”

“All of my brother’s weddings they just declared them married,” Desdemona said nervously as Frost lifted her veil. The timid demoness glowing red eyes sparkled like precious gems as she waited patiently for an explanation. “Is something wrong?”

“Okay,” Lysandra said while gesturing at the two of them. “Kiss.”

“Kiss?” Desdemona’s heart throbbed so hard that Frost could feel it just by holding her waist, the amount of force was surprising. “But…we’re not…”

Frost leaned down and kissed the demon while being careful to avoid her sharp teeth. He focused on her soft lower lip as he embraced it with his own. Desdemona’s shaking increased as she returned his kiss while letting out a quiet moan.

“And her neck,” Lysandra said authoritatively.

“My neck?” Desdemona whined as Frost kissed her cheek while slowly moving to her neck.

“What the hell is this?” King Asmund objected. “The consummation…”

“I said be quit!” Lysandra growled while pointing at the door to the hall. “If you don’t like it you can leave! I know what I’m doing!”

“Herald Frost,” Desdemona moaned as he kissed and licked her slender neck. Her pale skin was surprisingly warm to the touch and getting warmer by the second.

“Desdemona,” Lysandra said seductively while running her fingers through the demoness’ crimson hair. “Do you like this? Do you love this?”

“Uh-huh,” Desdemona muttered out.

“If you say you love him, he’ll keep going,” Lysandra said with a moan in her voice. “Do you want him to keep going? Then you know what you should say.”

“Yes,” Desdemona gulped. “I love him.”

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra leaned so close to his ear he could feel her breath. “Do you love the taste of her skin on your tongue? Do you love the feel of her heartbeat as you lick her? Do you love her soft moans?”

“Yes,” Frost answered.

“Don’t you crave this woman? Don’t you want to feel her beneath you? You know what you need to say, don’t you?” Lysandra said suggestively as if hypnotizing him. “Just a few simple words and every inch of her is yours.”

“Yes,” Frost said while moving his hands lower on her hips. “I love her.”

“There!” Lysandra said excitedly as if everything was on track. “Now! Demonstrate your love and if it’s sincere let your union be blessed!”

“Uh,” Frost chuckled nervously as the previous minute faded away like a drug induced dream. “Right.”

Frost leaned down and kissed Desdemona as he felt Lysandra’s arms wrap around the both of them. Ena, Renna, and Fayeth quickly followed suit enveloping the couple in a hug. Brynn joined shortly after and Hestia ran up on stage as Slade glared irritably at the group.

“Herald Frost,” Desdemona whispered as he kissed her. “I’ll do my best to be a good wife like I promised.”

“Don’t try too hard,” Frost chuckled. “Because you can ask Brynn. I’m not going to try to be a good husband.”

“Is that it?” King Asmund said impatiently while looking around the room. “Are we finished? Then let’s get this over with.”

“For fucks sake,” Frost took a deep breath while resisting the urge to yell at the king.

“Listen here you loud mouthed fucking idiot,” Brynn snapped. “A wedding is a celebration of a union! It’s bad enough that you couldn’t be bothered to decorate but I’ll be damned if I let you ruin the celebration! I swear to the goddess herself if you don’t shut your damn mouth and be happy for your sister, I will sing tales in every fucking bar across this forsaken country about your sexual inadequacy! My songs will be so fucking memorable that you won’t be able to walk down a street in any village without hearing children singing about your inability to please your wives! I’m warning you one fucking time! You do not want to incur the wrath of the Black Bard of Falion!”

“Ha!” Queen Silvana uproariously while pounding the table as the rest of the room froze in terror. “Now that’s how you threaten a king!”

“Fine,” King Asmund said through clenched teeth. “The celebration may continue but if this is some ploy to avoid the consummation…”

“Listen here your highness. I could write a song about the women or creatures my husband’s willing to consummate with but the song would never end,” Brynn said in a shockingly aggressive manner. “Rest assured, my husband will consummate the princess so hard we’ll have to carry her back to Pluma Forest.”

“Creatures?” Frost chuckled. “I think that’s going a little far.”

“I love this woman,” the muscular Queen Silvana laughed while finishing off her drink. She smacked King Asmund’s back aggressively knocking the gaunt man into the table. “Don’t look so grumpy. The girl’s right. It’s your sister’s wedding and you’ve finally married the little demon off to somebody! You should be happy!”

“I’ll be happy once everything is finalized,” King Asmund said. “And I could have done without the foreplay on stage! I’m obviously happy for my sister. Fine, let’s celebrate.”

“Lady Brynn is rather scary, isn’t she?” Desdemona blushed while staring at the petite bard. “My brother doesn’t normally listen to anybody.”

“Scary?” Frost stared at Brynn and laughed. The fact she was able to shelve her own feelings about the wedding in order to defend the docile demoness was admirable, not scary. She was softer than a room full of rabbits. “She’s doing it for you.”

“For me?” Desdemona looked up at him, her crimson eyes practically glowed as she stared. Bloody tears started welling up in the corners of her eyes. “You mean she doesn’t hate me even though I’m…”

“My wife,” Frost interrupted while grinning playfully. “And Brynn’s my wife. So, you’re kind of her wife too. Try to get along with her, okay?”

“Mmhm,” Desdemona smiled and nodded excitedly. Frost realized why she was wearing a red dress instead of a white one as she wiped away her ruby tears. “I’ll do my best.”

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra gestured toward the hallway. “Although I appreciate Lady Brynn’s fervor, in our ceremonies the consummation normally happens immediately after.”

“Right,” Renna said excitedly while breaking away from the hug. “It’s time to celebrate and consummate! Not necessarily in that order!”

“It’s definitely in that order,” Ena said while rolling her eyes.

“Don’t be so grumpy Ena,” Fayeth teased while squeezing Ena’s butt. “Just because you won’t be the one consummating.”

“I told you I’m not jealous,” Ena snapped. “Let’s just celebrate.”

“Are you going to pretend to get drunk again?” Renna teased. “If you want to join in why don’t you just say so?”

“Shut up!” Ena stomped back to their table. “I’m not joining in!”

“What are they talking about?” Desdemona asked curiously as the elves ran off. “Herald Frost?”

“Um,” Frost inhaled through clenched teeth. “I probably should have run this by you but they kind of have their hearts set on joining us.”

“Joining us?” Desdemona said while trembling in his arms. “In bed? During the consummation?”

“Not during necessarily,” Frost smiled nervously. “I mean, Lysandra has to witness it and Brynn’s my wife so she’ll want to be there. And Renna, well, good luck stopping her from being there. As for Ena and Fayeth, if everybody else is there they’ll feel left out. I suppose I could tell them they can’t…”

“No,” Desdemona objected. “If you tell them they can’t they’ll know it’s because of me and if they know it’s because of me they’ll hate me!”

“They’ll understand,” Frost reassured the trembling demoness.

“Were they there for Lady Brynn’s consummation?” Desdemona asked while glancing at the short-haired bard. “Or is it just me? Are they worried I won’t satisfy you? Are they worried I’m going to hurt you?”

“Actually,” Frost laughed. “Brynn had more observers than this.”

“She did?” Desdemona said in disbelief. “She must be really brave. Okay. I’ll do it too!”

“Hey handsome,” Brynn held up a bottle of wine. “Are you and Desdemona going to celebrate or not?”

“Let’s join them,” Frost smiled and gestured at the women. “Maybe it’ll help you get comfortable around them.”

“Okay,” Desdemona nodded as Frost led her to the elves.

“Thirty minutes,” Lysandra said as she followed behind obstinately. “You have thirty minutes to celebrate! Then we must finish the ceremony!”

CHAPTER 15

Frost inspected the windows and walls of the room they were granted for his first night with Desdemona. He wanted Slade to monitor the hallways but the bastard somehow got so plastered at the wedding ceremony Hestia had to help him back to his room. Although Frost was a little worried about her motivations given her eagerness.

“Is something wrong with the room?” Desdemona asked timidly as Frost inspected the windows. As far as he could tell there were no strange peep holes, no hidden passages, and no entrances other than the door. “I can ask for a different room if you don’t like it. My brother moves me to different rooms all the time for all sorts of reasons. One week he moved me to three different rooms.”

“The room is fine,” Frost said while staring at the audience of women around the room. Ena and Fayeth shared a large bench on the far side of the room while Renna sat on the dresser near the bed. Lysandra dragged a small chair to the edge of the bed and sat down while Brynn jumped in the bed. Frost stared at his tiny first wife as she slid out of her dress revealing matching black lace underwear. “What do you think you’re doing?”

“Don’t worry handsome,” Brynn smiled impishly while adjusting some pillows. “I experienced this first hand and know it’s better if the observers are in the bed. I didn’t go through all that work setting up that wedding only to mess up her wedding night.”

“Lady Brynn,” Desdemona blushed while staring at the petite bard. The right sleeve of her red wedding dress was darker than the rest due to all the tears she’d wiped away. “Thank you for everything, it was much nicer than I ever imagined.”

“You’re welcome,” Brynn said while staring jealously at the curvy demoness. The short-haired bard turned her attention to Frost and grinned lasciviously at his pants. “And speaking of nicer than imagined. How long do you intend to keep your wife waiting handsome?”

“Lady Brynn,” Lysandra said in a judgmental tone. “Don’t rush them. Unlike you, Lady Desdemona is inexperienced in…”

“Unlike me?” Brynn glared at Lysandra. “I was as pure as platinum!”

“Pfft,” Renna burst out laughing while making a slow punching motion. “Your hand certainly wasn’t.”

“I apologize,” Lysandra tried not to laugh as Brynn glared at her. “Yes, your purity was without question. I meant that Lady Desdemona may have a different level of comfort.”

“Mmhm,” Brynn said unconvinced. “Des, what do you say? You want sexy over here to get naked, don’t you?”

“Um,” Desdemona blushed and while glancing at Frost. She quietly nodded while sitting on the edge of the bed. “I’d like that.”

“Well,” Frost smirked as he removed his shirt and tossed it onto his chair. He tried not to laugh as he watched Desdemona’s ruby eyes widen at the sight of his naked chest. He moved his hand toward his pants, getting ready to remove them. He grinned impishly as he stood there with his thumb in his pants like a model at a photoshoot. “That’s right, take it in.”

“Screw that! Take it off!” Renna laughed while clapping excitedly.

“Renna,” Lysandra reached behind her chair and tried to smack Renna’s legs but the dexterous elf lifted them out of Lysandra’s reach. “Be quiet!”

“I don’t mind,” Desdemona said softly. “It helps a little. I’m really scared of messing up.”

“Don’t worry about that,” Frost chuckled while unfastening his pants and allowing them to drop to the floor. “It’s not like this is your only shot.”

“It’s not?” Desdemona looked around the room. “You know you only have to sleep with me once for the marriage to be official.”

“I don’t really work like that,” Frost said while walking toward the beautiful demoness sitting on the edge of the bed. He ran his hand down the side of her face and neck until he reached her shoulder. He leaned down and kissed her soft pale skin while sliding down the strap of her dress. “I intend to savor every inch of your body over and over again.”

“Herald Frost,” Desdemona’s voice cracked as she slowly pulled her dress down. “You don’t have to…”

“I want to,” Frost said as her crimson lace brassiere came into view. He continued pushing the dress down until he revealed her red lace garter belt, panties, and leggings. The dress fell to the floor and Fayeth quickly scurried over to the side of the bed to pick it up and deliver it to a nearby closet for safekeeping. “You look beautiful.”

“Really?” Desdemona smiled widely, momentarily baring her sharp teeth before quickly closing her mouth. It was obvious that she’d trained herself to smile without showing her teeth. “Sorry.”

“Don’t be,” Frost said while kissing his demon bride. He admittedly wasn’t about to slip his tongue into her mouth, or anything else for that matter, but her lips were fair game. He sucked on her lower lip while sliding his hands down her waist toward her ample hips. She was warmer than the elves but he didn’t particularly mind it. “Des, it’s okay to touch me.”

“Are you sure?” Desdemona asked while nervously touching his abdomen. She slid her hands against him and began giggling excitedly.

“Seriously,” Brynn said while shaking her head. “Don’t let her excitement go to your head handsome. Your body’s not that great.”

“Yeah it is,” Renna smiled lasciviously while staring at his underwear. “And she hasn’t even seen everything yet.”

“You’re all ridiculous,” Lysandra groaned while covering her mouth in a futile attempt to hide her smile.

“Des,” Brynn patted the spot next to her. “Sitting isn’t great, you should lay down.”

“Herald Frost?” Desdemona looked up at him for approval. He nodded as she climbed fully into bed and laid down in the center next to Brynn. The alabaster-skinned demoness stared at him like a terrified animal. “Like this?”

“No,” Brynn answered while running her hand down Desdemona’s leg. She squeezed Desdemona’s thick pale thigh and pulled it toward her, forcing the demoness to slightly spread her legs. Her red lace panties barely managed to cover her pussy. “More like this.”

“Brynn,” Frost laughed as the petite bard took control. “There’s no need to rush her.”

“Who’s rushing her?” Brynn smirked while glancing between Desdemona’s legs. Her panties were already drenched with excitement. Brynn ran her hand up and down Desdemona’s leg while staring at Frost. “I suggest you take things very slow. You can work your way up from her calves.”

“I love it when he does that,” Renna chimed in supportively. “It drives me crazy.”

“Up from?” Desdemona panted as she glanced down and realized his final destination. “With your mouth?”

“Tongue technically,” Frost grinned while climbing into the bed. He lifted Desdemona’s free leg and unhooked her stocking from the garter belt. He slid the long red legging off and started kissing her soft pale calf. As soon as he kissed her, the warmth of her flesh made his lips tingle like a shot of hard alcohol. He took his time slowly enjoying the sensation as he started moving up her trembling leg. “Are you okay? We can slow down.”

“I’m fine if you are,” Desdemona squeaked out. She looked around the room like she couldn’t believe what was happening and took a deep breath. “Herald Frost?”

“Yes,” Frost said while kissing the underside of her knee, causing her leg to shiver. He tried not to laugh at the red-haired demoness’s reaction. “What is it?”

“Please don’t take this the wrong way,” Desdemona said timidly. “But I feel guilty.”

“About what?” Frost said while kissing up her thigh. It was surprisingly plush and he suddenly felt the urge to bite it. He lapped at it several times before taking a bit of it between his teeth and gently squeezing. Desdemona surprised him by letting out a sexy moan. “Did you do something wrong?”

“You were forced to marry me,” Desdemona panted. “You have to sleep with me…”

“I want to sleep with you,” Frost corrected while trying not to laugh. He moved closer to her scarlet panties while eying that gorgeous ridgeline where her thigh met her hips. He moved in and ran his tongue along the line causing Desdemona to reflexively spread her legs out further. “Oh? You like that.”

“Yes,” Desdemona whined. “But are you sure you…”

“Desdemona,” Frost kissed her several times on that line. “I appreciate that you’re thinking about me but no matter how many times you ask, the answer will be the same. I want to do this.”

“Don’t worry,” Brynn gently stroked Desdemona’s long red hair with one hand and her thigh with the other. “Our husband wouldn’t be with you if he didn’t want to be.”

“Okay,” Desdemona whined as she watched Frost run his tongue along her inner thigh. The horned demoness panted excitedly as he moved inward. Frost’s tongue traced the edge of her red lace panties and Desdemona let out an adorable squeak as she looked at Brynn. “Our husband?”

“Our husband,” Brynn leaned in and pecked Desdemona’s cheek. “Now, enjoy yourself.”

Frost savored the sensation of his tongue gliding against her flawless skin as well as the feeling of her damp lace panties scraping the side of it. He ran his fingers up the center line of the fabric, enjoying the wetness as her panting intensified.

His cock was already throbbing as he imagined his tongue slithering into her soaked pussy and he couldn’t deny himself any longer. He gently pulled her panties to the side revealing a pastel pink pussy and hairless ivory mound. Desdemona’s abundant nectar made everything glisten like freshly polished marble.

“Is it okay?” Desdemona asked while clenching her eyes shut in embarrassment. “I was told that I should make sure everything…”

“Gorgeous,” Frost said while running his tongue down the center of her drenched pussy. Her subtle flavor rolled on his tongue as the demoness let out an excited squeal. Frost probably enjoyed the reaction more than she enjoyed the sensation. “Simply gorgeous.”

“He’s right,” Brynn said seductively in Desdemona’s ear encouraging the demoness to open her eyes. “I’m even a little jealous. Your pussy is perfect.”

Frost stared at her glistening pink pearl and kissed it before gently sliding his tongue over it, careful not to push too hard. He wanted to tease her and coax out more of those delightful squeaks and squeals. The tip of his tongue massaged her firm little button until he got what he wanted.

“Frost,” Desdemona squeaked while grabbing the bedding at her sides as if she were holding on for dear life. She whimpered and turned her head away as her breathing intensified. Brynn reached over and gently placed her hand on Desdemona’s chin, forcing her to watch Frost. “Oh goddess.”

Frost found himself engrossed in her velvety lips as he continued to work on her. His tongue slid up her dripping pussy gathering her slippery fluids and finished by circling her sensitive clit. He was enjoying himself as he took his time moving between her silky lips and tender button, occasionally taking a break to bury his lips in her warm milky thighs.

“Do you mind?” Frost asked while hooking his fingers in the waistband of her red panties. Desdemona made a positive squeal sound and lifted her legs to assist him in removing them. While pulling them off he went ahead and removed her other legging as well so he could enjoy every inch of her flesh directly. He glanced at the brassier and garter as if they were old enemies.

“Let’s take care of these as well,” Brynn said while reaching behind Desdemona to unhook her bra. Desdemona quickly covered her breasts as soon as Brynn removed the red-lace lingerie. Brynn glared at the demoness judgmentally. “Desdemona?”

“But,” Desdemona pouted as Brynn gently pulled her hands away from her breasts. “They look...”

“They look beautiful,” Frost exhaled while admiring the naked demoness. He understood why she felt awkward, her nipples were nearly the same color as her white flesh. Her areolas blended almost perfectly with her skin and the tips of her hard nipples had only the slightest bit of color. He couldn’t wait to get to them, but he still had unfinished business. “I can’t wait to kiss them.”

“Really?” Desdemona smiled while showing her teeth and quickly hiding them again. “I think I’d like that.”

“Then why wait?” Brynn grinned wickedly as Frost dove back into Desdemona’s drenched pussy. He licked Desdemona’s soft lips and watched as Brynn’s hand moved slowly toward Desdemona’s chest. She pouted at Frost as she waited for an invitation. “Unless you want to be first handsome?”

“I’m not that selfish,” Frost grinned before returning to the beautiful folds in front of him. He started running his fingers playfully along Desdemona’s dripping cunt, gathering her slippery fluid in preparation. “Is that okay by you Des?”

“Uh-huh,” Desdemona nodded as Brynn leaned in and started sucking on her nipple. She’d had lots of practice with the elves since nipple play didn’t impact her chastity. The short-haired bard gently bit on the erect nipple and slowly pulled away, stretching it as she pulled. Desdemona shrieked as her body arched. “Goddess.”

Frost took the opportunity to slide his finger into Desdemona causing another delightful squeal as she realized he was inside of her. He easily added a second finger and started swirling them while his tongue barraged her erect clit. Simultaneously, Brynn continued her assault on the red-haired demoness’ breasts.

“Goddess, goddess, goddess,” Desdemona shrieked as she tore at the bedding like a wounded animal. Brynn grabbed Desdemona’s wrist and forcefully placed the demoness’ hand on top of Frost’s head. She tried to pull away but Brynn held it there until eventually the ivory demoness ran her fingers through his hair. “Is this okay?”

“Of course, it is,” Renna chimed in from the sideline. The green-haired elf smiled as she flashed her pink panties at the group. She had one leg on the dresser while the other hung over the edge and her fingers were slowly massaging herself. “But you should also roll your hips.”

“Mmm,” Fayeth moaned while kissing Ena’s neck. “It feels so good on the tongue when a woman rolls her hips. Could you imagine rolling your hips on his tongue?”

“Shut up,” Ena blushed as she watched Frost and Desdemona out of the corner of her eye. Fayeth had pulled up Ena’s skirt and was working on spreading the stubborn blonde’s legs. “I’m not interested in him.”

“Of course not,” Fayeth teased while getting off the bench and dropping to her knees in front of Ena. She reached under the sexy elf’s skirt and slowly pulled down her white lace panties. “But you still enjoy rolling your hips on my tongue, don’t you?”

“Uh-huh,” Ena said as Fayeth started kissing her inner thigh. “But not him.”

“Not his tongue,” Fayeth teased while playfully licking Ena’s pussy. “His tongue.” She licked again. “Definitely not his tongue tasting your flavor.”

“Right,” Ena panted as Fayeth serviced her. “Not his tongue.”

“Roll my hips,” Desdemona nodded as she started gently lifting and dropping her hips. Her soft pussy brushed against his tongue as he continued to rotate his fingers inside of her. Her trembling intensified and he knew that she was on the cusp of orgasming. Her grip on his hair tightened as he increased the force of his tongue on her clit and twisted his fingers to target her sensitive spot. She let out a loud squeal as her cunt squeezed fingers. “Frost! I’m going to…I can’t stop!”

“I’m so jealous,” Renna whined as she watched Desdemona squirt all over Frost’s chin while he continued ravaging her sensitive clit. The petite elf looked around the room like a predator hunting for prey and fixated on her only option, Lysandra. “Lysandra, I need help.”

“Oh,” Lysandra said while glaring at the petite elf. “It’s Lysandra now? Not old hag? Or crone? Or dried up golem?”

“Please,” Renna jumped off the dresser and stood in front of Lysandra. The short-haired elf pulled her panties down to her ankles and lifted her skirt in front of Lysandra. “Look how wet I am. I’m burning up. You’re a priestess, heal me.”

“No,” Lysandra scowled as Renna seductively swayed her hips back and forth. “I’m not going to reward you for your awful behavior. You’re always mean, stubborn, disobedient…”

“You could always punish me then,” Renna suggested while stepping out of her panties and getting closer to Lysandra. “Since I’ve been a very bad girl.”

“Goddess help me,” Lysandra growled as Renna playfully spun around. She shuffled uncomfortably in her seat as Renna continued presenting herself. The violet-eyed priestess had no choice but to give in and admittedly lasted longer than Frost would have. “Fine! Have it your way!”

“Ooh!” Renna squealed as Lysandra grabbed the petite elf’s arm and bent her over her lap. She quickly swatted Renna’s bare ass. “Ah!”

“Wow,” Frost laughed as he pulled his face out from between Desdemona’s drenched thighs. He glanced at Lysandra swatting Renna’s backside and smiled before turning back to his new wife. “That was a lot.”

“I tried warning you,” Desdemona sniffled while covering her face in embarrassment. “I’m so sorry.”

“Don’t be,” Frost laughed while kissing her hairless mound. He kissed his way up to her bellybutton, circling it playfully with his tongue, and eventually reached her large pale breasts. He pressed his lips against Desdemona’s left breast as Brynn teased the right, then flicked his tongue against her firm nipple. “It was sexy.”

“Sexy?” Desdemona peaked through her fingers as Frost circled her light pink nipple with his tongue. “You mean you’re not mad?”

“He’d always be angry if that made him mad,” Brynn laughed while slowly moving from Desdemona’s breasts to her neck. “Iris is a real gusher.”

“Iris?” Desdemona glanced at the elves and realized that none of them were named Iris.

“Are you jealous?” Frost asked while kissing his way from her soft breast toward the other side of her neck. He and Brynn simultaneously buried their faces in the red-haired woman’s neck while running their hands up and down her body. “I did warn you about marrying me.”

“N-no,” Desdemona squeaked as Frost moved to her ear. “It’s not that. It’s just, are you really going to want me after tonight? If there are so many others…”

“It’ll be fine gorgeous,” Brynn whispered seductively in Desdemona’s ear. “Trust me. If I can live with sharing my sexy husband, I’m sure you can. Now, why don’t you spread those legs out a little further?”

“Huh?” Desdemona glanced down as Frost pulled his underwear off revealing his hard cock. It was already twitching and Frost couldn’t wait to find out what fucking a demon felt like. “Is that going to fit?”

“You’d be surprised by what will fit,” Brynn smirked at Renna as Lysandra fingered the bent over elf between swats. “Just ask Renna over there.”

“I’m so sorry for being bad,” Renna whimpered as Lysandra swatted her red ass again. The white-haired priestess alternated between swatting Renna’s ass and massaging the petite elf’s dripping pussy. She was continually bringing Renna to the cusp of orgasming but always stopped short and went back to spanking her. It was driving the young elf mad as she begged Lysandra to finish her off. “Please, I know I’ve been bad. I’ll be better. I promise. Please let me finish.”

“You’re still lying,” Lysandra said as she slapped Renna’s rosy ass. The amethyst-eyed priestess grinned malevolently as she hooked her fingers in Renna and started rapidly shaking them. “I’ll finish you when I’m convinced that you’re going to be a good girl.”

Frost grinned as he glanced at the two puddles beneath Lysandra’s chair. Lysandra had no intention of letting Renna finish anytime soon, she was enjoying tormenting her far too much. He imagined the chaos that would ensue if he married one without the other, it’d be a war.

“Don’t get distracted now handsome,” Brynn said while rubbing her hand on Desdemona’s soft hairless mound. She moved a little further and dipped her fingers in Desdemona’s pussy as if testing the waters. “Your wife is waiting for you.”

“You’re sure it’ll fit?” Desdemona said as she watched the tip of his cock press against her tight wet hole. “Oh goddess.”

“Fuck,” Frost could feel his leg’s shaking as he forced the tip of his cock inside of her. He’d spent too much time on foreplay and the amazing sensation of her delicate cunt stretching to accommodate him was almost too much. Desdemona’s slick walls tightened on the tip as if her pussy were trying to force him out. “Are you okay?”

“Mmhm,” Desdemona squealed while looking down. It looked like she was just realizing how much more there was to go before he was fully inside. Frost gave her a moment to adjust to him and after a few seconds she lifted her hands and placed them on his waist. She gently pulled indicating she was ready for more. “Frost…”

“Take your time,” Frost panted as his cock burrowed deeper into her drenched channel. Every warm inch was a battle as her tight pussy slowly adjusted for him. Each time she pulled him she released a quiet squeak as he thrust deeper and things gradually became easier. At least for her, he was desperately trying not to explode as he felt the tip of his cock pressing against her deepest recesses. “Fuck.”

“Are you okay?” Desdemona asked while moving her hands to his chest. She ran them up and down inspecting him as if looking for an injury. “Did I do something wrong?”

“No,” Frost grinned while biting the inside of his lip to buy himself more time. Her soft wet cunt trembled on his cock while she continued to inspect his body. “You’re doing a little too well.”

“What?” Desdemona glanced at Brynn.

“He means you feel amazing,” Brynn said while licking Desdemona’s neck. “He’s going to cum inside of you any minute.”

“Really?” Desdemona blushed. “It’s okay if you do, I want you to feel good.”

“Not yet,” Frost said while slowly fucking the rosy demoness. Every thrust of his cock was almost torment as he fought to buy himself a little more time. Even if he could go a second or third round, he wanted the first to be memorable for her. He lifted her thigh and slowly moved his hand down to her ass while increasing his intensity. He gripped her large firm ass and stared pulling her into him as he fucked her.

“Goddess!” Desdemona screamed as she wrapped her legs around him. The demoness quickly closed her mouth to hide her fanged smile but Frost wasn’t having it anymore. He leaned down and kissed Desdemona while his cock throbbed inside of her. Without hesitating he slipped his tongue between her lips and slid it against hers while narrowly evading her sharp teeth. He felt her tremble and then her pussy tightened on him as he gave her one last powerful thrust. “Mmmm!”

Desdemona let out a high-pitched moan as his cock pulsed inside of her, filling her with his seed. Her pussy spasmed and her body shuddered as the crimson-eyed demon simultaneously came. She quickly hugged him and squeezed with both her arms and legs as if she intended to stay that way forever.

“Frost,” Desdemona smiled as red tears welled up in her eyes. She embraced him even tighter while pressing her head against his chest. “I love you.”

“You’re infatuated with me,” Frost chuckled as he leaned down to kiss her, his cock pulsed inside of her as her full cunt similarly twitched. “You don’t know me well enough to love me.”

“No,” Desdemona said assuredly. “I love you.”

“Don’t argue with her,” Brynn laughed as he massaged her clit through her black panties. “Just let her love you.”

“Fine,” Frost chuckled while looking down at Brynn’s hand. “As for my other wife.”

“No, no, no,” Brynn said as Frost started pulling down her panties revealing her stubble. “It’s been a long trip and I haven’t had a chance to shave!”

“You think I care?” Frost teased as he attempted to wrestle away her panties.

“I do!” Brynn giggled while gesturing at Desdemona’s perfect mound. “I’m not letting this follow up that! Take one of the others!”

“Ena,” Fayeth ravenously licked the blonde elf. “Maybe you could let him come over here now that I have you all warmed up.” The busty elf slipped three fingers inside of Ena and thrust forcefully while licking her clit. “Could you imagine his cock stretching you while we all watch…”

“Fuck,” Ena moaned while holding Fayeth’s head on her clit. “That would be humiliating. Getting fucked by him. His cock…his cock…his cock…” Ena cried out as she came in Fayeth’s mouth. “I’m never going to let him…”

“She’s not fooling anybody,” Brynn laughed. “She wants you so bad.”

“I don’t understand,” Desdemona blushed as she watched Fayeth clean up Ena. “Is Frost unwilling to sleep with her?”

“I’m willing to,” Frost smirked at Ena as the rebellious elf glared at him. “I would love to pin her to a bed and take her over and over again. All she needs to do is ask.”

“Please, please, please,” Renna begged, kissing Lysandra’s free hand while the priestess slowly moved her fingers inside of the green-eyed elf. Lysandra masterfully played with Renna’s sopping cunt as the green-haired elf trembled. Frost realized he could learn quite a bit from the priestess as she smiled maliciously at her prey. “Please let me finish. I’ll be such a good girl. You’re so beautiful. You’re so wonderful. I’ll do whatever you want. Just please…”

“You’ll be a good girl from now on?” Lysandra slipped her fingers in Renna’s mouth and slid them on the petite elf’s tongue. She appeared to be matching the pace to the fingers slowly massaging Renna’s pussy. “You promise?”

“I pwomis,” Renna said as Lysandra finger fucked her mouth.

“Good,” Lysandra smiled at Frost as she increased her pace on Renna. It was like she was a musician playing some strange instrument. Both hands responding to each other in perfect harmony. Renna’s body spasmed as if Lysandra was shooting some invisible orgasmic force back and forth through her until finally the white-haired priestess pulled her hand from Renna’s pussy and savagely worked her clit.

“Goddess!” Renna moaned as she squirted all over the floor increasing the already ample pool of her juices. Her body spasmed while Lysandra gently helped her to the floor. “Goddess…”

“Now,” Lysandra pouted at Frost while casually walking toward the edge of the bed. She lifted the skirt of her dress and showed Frost her soaked teal panties. “I may need some help.”

“Desdemona?” Frost glanced at his demoness wife as she stared at Lysandra’s soaked panties. He figured it was only polite to should ask permission before he helped out the high priestess. “Do you mind?”

“What?” Desdemona stared at Lysandra and then back at him. “Oh, really? Okay. But I’ve never done it before.”

“Huh?” Brynn met Frost’s gaze. They both knew that Frost was actually asking permission for himself but it seemed Desdemona misinterpreted it as him asking her to take care of Lysandra. Brynn nodded as if she’d read his mind. “Don’t worry Des, there’s nothing to it. You’ll do great.”

“Right,” Lysandra followed along as she realized what was happening. She slowly removed her soaked panties and tossed them on Renna’s face while setting her white robe on a nearby chair. Brynn positioned Desdemona on her back as Lysandra moved to straddle the demoness’ face, ensuring the priestess was positioned to face Frost. Lysandra’s eyes fixated on Frost’s cock and she quickly bent down so her chest was flat against Desdemona’s stomach. Lysandra stuck out her tongue and gently licked Desdemona’s cum-filled cunt while staring at Frost’s cock. “Just do that, a lot.”

“Okay,” Desdemona said timidly as she ran her tongue along Lysandra’s gorgeous pussy. The elf shivered as Desdemona gently licked her. “Like that?”

“Mmhm,” Lysandra nodded while seductively beckoning him to come closer with her finger. She licked Desdemona’s clit several more times as she waited for Frost’s cock. Desdemona similarly continued to lick her, gradually growing more confident in her tongue strokes. Lysandra let out a long sexy moan while shaking her hips. “You’re doing a good job.”

Frost arrived in front of Lysandra and she wasted no time in going after his hard cock. She lavished him with licks and kisses only breaking to give Desdemona’s lovely cunt a reaffirming lap. Frost reached down and ran his fingers through Lysandra’s silky white hair. The sexy elf priestess licked off all of Desdemona’s juices from his thick cock as well as all his cum dripping from Desdemona’s cunt.

“I love you,” Frost said as he watched the beautiful amethyst-eyed elf take the tip of his cock into her mouth. He slowly thrust himself into her mouth as Lysandra relaxed her throat until she took him to the base. “Fuck, you’re amazing.”

“Mhmhmhm,” Lysandra moaned happily on his cock while wiggling her ass in Desdemona’s face. Her beautiful violet eyes began to water as she pushed herself to please him.

“I’m going to go hard,” Frost warned Lysandra while gently stroking her ears. “Ready?”

“Mhm,” Lysandra said while blinking, a sign they’d established for her to confirm her readiness.

“Des, when I say go,” Brynn giggled. “Go really hard on her pussy. Really, really, hard. As hard and fast as you can.”

“Are you sure?” Desdemona asked hesitantly between gentle licks. “She seems really sensitive.”

“Uh-huh,” Brynn nodded while smiling at Frost. “Trust me. Now. Go.”

“Mmmfmm!” Lysandra moaned loudly on his cock as he and Desdemona attacked from both ends. The demoness aggressively licked Lysandra’s clit as Frost pulled his cock halfway out before thrusting it back into her throat. The sexy elf’s eyes rolled into the back of her head as she let out a long guttural groan.

“Harder,” Brynn said while grabbing Lysandra’s perfect ass and spreading her cheeks. The petite bard licked her lips as she leaned in and started lapping at Lysandra’s ass. “Don’t stop until she cums.”

“Okay,” Desdemona said nervously as she continued to barrage Lysandra’s clit.

“Fuck,” Frost groaned as he felt Lysandra’s throat tighten around him. He couldn’t hold himself back and thrust himself all the way in as his cock spasmed. He began pouring his cum down her throat as it hugged his thick shaft. He gasped as the euphoric feeling of releasing into his gorgeous elf’s throat pervaded him. “Fuck, you’re amazing.”

“Mmmf,” Lysandra whined as Frost heard the sound of fluids splashing against skin.

“Should I keep going?” Desdemona asked anxiously as Lysandra’s nectar poured over her face.

“Only if you want,” Brynn said while swapping her attention from Lysandra’s asshole to Desdemona’s drenched face. The short-haired bard licked the demoness’ cheek like an animal cleaning their cub. “You did a good job.”

“Goddess,” Lysandra moaned as Frost pulled his cock from her throat. She rolled off of Desdemona allowing Frost the space to collapse on his demon wife.

“Oh wow,” Frost laughed as he looked at Desdemona’s drenched expression. “Are you okay?”

“Uh-huh,” Desdemona nodded while wiping her face with her hand and licking off the substance. “It tastes kind of good.”

“Oh,” Brynn smiled while kissing Desdemona’s cheek. “If you like the taste of pussy the elves in the village are going to love you.”

“I can’t,” Desdemona shook her head. “I will never betray my husband. He’s the only one I want.”

“Betray?” Frost laughed as he thought it over. It wasn’t unreasonable to look at it that way but he actually liked the idea of them getting along. It put less pressure on him if they all got along. “I mean, I guess it is kind of a strange arrangement. But you’re allowed to sleep with anybody I sleep with. Don’t get me wrong, I might get jealous but I get pretty busy and there are a lot of elves in the village.”

“I’ll wait,” Desdemona said defiantly staring at him. “Only with you.”

“You are just adorable gorgeous,” Brynn laughed while kissing Desdemona’s cheek. “We’ll see how long that resolve lasts when you have elves sneaking into our bed in the middle of the night.”

“Our bed?” Desdemona asked.

“Yes,” Lysandra growled while looking down at Brynn. “What do you mean our bed?”

“It’s either our bed or us wives need to start looking at finding a new place to stay with our husband,” Brynn said threateningly. “So?”

“I’ll think about it,” Lysandra grumbled. “But you all need to stop waking me up at all hours of the night. If you want to wake up at two in the morning to fool around you need to do it somewhere else.”

“Blame handsome for that,” Brynn chuckled. “He’s the one always poking everybody at two in the morning.”

“I don’t mind it,” Renna giggled. “I like being poked.”

“You’re the biggest problem,” Lysandra said looking over the edge of the bed at the slender elf. “I’m pretty sure you’re doing it on purpose.”

“We’ll figure something out,” Brynn said reassuringly while pecking Desdemona on the cheek. She turned and looked at Frost as he caught his breath. “Anyway, ready for round two yet handsome? I still haven’t gotten mine.”

“You said you would wait until we’re back in the village,” Frost grinned.

“We can just do it from behind and it’ll be fine,” Brynn said, getting on all fours and wiggling her ass. “Or are you already spent?”

“Fuck,” Frost laughed as he stared at the playful display. “It is my wedding night after all.”

CHAPTER 16

The next morning King Asmund was more than satisfied taking their word that he’d consummated the wedding after seeing his sister’s smiling face. More specifically, her messy smiling face complete with sticky hair. The queens quickly took her and the others away to the bath to clean up before their trip home. The women all seemed more than eager to be rid of their demonic sister-in-law.

Frost spent most of his time watching soldiers come and go through the castle as he waited for King Asmund to finish the final paperwork for the land transfers. He also needed to get the paperwork drawn and sent to his newly acquired villages so they’d know who their ruler was.

Although, if King Asmund were ever deposed the validity of the agreements would be called into question. An agreement made with a warlord who took the throne by force would never hold as much weight as one from a legitimized king.

“Herald Frost,” King Asmund yawned as he finally left his council chambers. He handed him the various paperwork and Frost quickly sifted through it. He confirmed the non-aggression pact, trade agreements, and land transfers were all in order as the king looked on. “If something happens to her...”

“Nothing will happen to her,” Frost said while placing the papers in his pouch. “She’s my wife, my responsibility. You know, you’re a real bastard for giving her to somebody like me.”

“No good man would marry a demoness,” King Asmund smirked. “So, I had to settle for one that wasn’t completely bad. But take care of her. I’ve already shown that I have no issue killing a herald to protect her.”

“The Herald of Riliandra,” Frost glanced at King Asmund. “That’s why you killed him?”

“He decreed that all demons should be eradicated,” King Asmund answered calmly. “Although in hindsight I should have killed his prophet, Owen, instead.”

“That’s it,” Frost laughed as everything started to make sense. “Oh, that’s a good scam. A very good scam.”

“Excuse me?” King Asmund asked. “What are you talking about?”

“Heralds are servants of their deities,” Frost said while thinking of the type of man that Riliandra might have chosen. She’s a goddess of order and this entire country seems to work on paperwork and chain of command, so he was probably the same. “The prophet was scamming everybody. Riliandra’s herald would follow whatever order Riliandra gave. Kings, noblemen, princes, all of them could have bribed the prophet to tell the Herald of Riliandra to do whatever they wanted.”

“Quiet down,” King Asmund growled while glancing around the room. “How do you know that?”

“It’s obvious,” Frost said while lowering his voice. “I couldn’t figure it out before because I don’t have a prophet but now it all makes sense. Heralds don’t remember their conversations with their deities. The prophet probably told the herald which claim to the throne he needed to support, which families should rise, which should be excommunicated. Even merchants could have used him to squash their competition while others could have used him to eradicate problems.”

Frost smiled at King Asmund as more pieces fell into place.

“Problems like generals coming back from wars with troops completely loyal to them,” Frost said. “Troops whose villages were being over taxed and exploited and a general who had a sibling that could be used against him. But that backfired, didn’t it? The prophet overreached and you beheaded some stupid asshole following orders.”

“I didn’t know that at the time,” King Asmund scowled. “The prophet thought my troops would betray me if I turned against the herald. He thought they’d stop me and when they didn’t, he ran. The idiot herald refused to reverse his decree and left me no choice. Afterward we found a ledger at the temple and it didn’t take long to realize what was going on. But by then Owen vanished along with his supporters.”

“Nobles and merchants,” Frost nodded. “Anybody who you might seek out and punish. And the propaganda about you. He’s spreading it to ensure that he has supporters throughout the country. The people will shelter and aide them because they think they’re being unfairly targeted. Oh, that’s smart.”

“Don’t be too impressed,” King Asmund said. “Their numbers are dwindling. We follow trails of rel right to them.”

“That explains why they’re trying to kidnap Desdemona,” Frost said. “I mean, the assassinations were probably something else but the kidnappings were these assholes trying to gain leverage. I fucking told Slade, stupid criminals. They think you’ll put the prophet and nobles back in charge and go right back to what they were doing. After all, they still have a prophet to speak for Riliandra, just no herald. That was driving me crazy.”

“You’ve been thinking about this for some time?” King Asmund asked. “For whatever reason I didn’t figure you for a smart man.”

“Smart?” Frost shook his head. “It’s such an obvious scam. A prophet doesn’t actually have to do as the god or goddess says just like I don’t have to do anything Shalia tells me to do. I can’t wait to tell…hm, how long are Desdemona’s baths normally?”

“You think I time her?” King Asmund shrugged while glancing around the room. He looked at one of his guards and his face contorted. “Reilly, how long ago were you supposed to be relieved of duty?”

“About an hour ago sir,” the guard answered. “But it’s not unusual for…”

“Fuck,” King Asmund snapped. “You fucking idiot! This is the last day they’d have to make their fucking move! Search the fucking castle!”

“Shit,” Frost said as he felt a cold wrath permeating his veins. “I should have thought of that! There was only one fucking window of opportunity remaining. If anything happens to Lysandra and the others…”

“I’m not worried about your fucking elves,” King Asmund snapped while rushing through the corridors with Frost trailing behind. The king commanded any guard he saw to find the queens and Desdemona but clearly didn’t give a damn about the elves. “We had one more fucking day.”

They arrived at the bathhouse and it was empty but there were used towels suggesting the women had been there. There were no signs of force so they probably left of their own accord. Frost scanned the room hoping to pick up any interesting or odd items but nothing popped up.

“Where would they have gone to get changed?” Frost asked as King Asmund. Several guards tossed the room looking for clues as King Asmund stared blankly at the water. “Asmund!”

“They should have just gone to their rooms to get changed,” King Asmund said in an unnervingly calm voice. “There’s no reason for them to go anywhere else.”

“You deaf fucking cunt,” Slade snarled as he walked into the room covered in blood. Several guards reached for their swords but King Asmund gestured for them to hold. “Did you not fucking hear me or did you just not give a fuck? Or were you two deaf fucking cunts too busy fucking each other’s asses to do something?”

“What are you talking about?” Frost asked. “Where are they?”

“They were fucking taken you stupid fucking cunt!” Slade said furiously. “I don’t know where the fuck they are now!”

“Frost!” Lysandra rushed in with Ena, Fayeth, and Renna behind her. “Lady Brynn and Lady Desdemona…”

“Slade!” Hestia grabbed his arm while pulling out a potion. The half-dressed alchemist started dousing him with it. “Was anything poisoned? Are you feeling sick? It’s possible…”

“Not now,” Slade pulled his arm away. “I’m fucking fine!”

“What’s going on?” King Asmund looked at one of his soldiers who pulled out a small orb. He cast a spell and an energy blast shot outward. A couple seconds later it came back and the soldier showed the orb to King Asmund. “They erected a wind barrier to block sound near the rear of the castle. Why the fuck were they near the rear of the castle?”

“Why the fuck indeed?” Slade snapped while glaring at the elves. “If Hestia and I weren’t in the fucking washroom you would have been fucking killed!”

“One of the maids,” Lysandra said as if she were still piecing everything together herself. “She said that all of our clothing was in the washroom being prepared for the trip. So we all…”

“Idiots! You fell for that?” King Asmund gestured at his guards.

“We didn’t know there was any reason to doubt them,” Ena said defensively while staring at Frost. “Maybe if we were informed, we could have stopped it.”

“Get everybody mobilized! We’re going to get back Desdemona.” King Asmund turned back toward the group. “Where are the queens?”

“Tied up and locked in a room,” Slade said while rhythmically tapping his knife. “No hard feelings but Lady Brynn is a princess of Zira and they took her. That now makes this Ziran business and I intend to find out which of your wives knows where she’s at.”

“My wives?” King Asmund nodded approvingly. The man must have also come to the conclusion that at least one of his wives was informing on Desdemona’s movements. “Alright, you have my permission…”

“Thanks, but I don’t need your fucking permission,” Slade glanced at Frost. “Are you going to have a problem with this?”

“No,” Frost answered knowing full well that Slade meant to get the information by any means necessary. As far as he was concerned, the queens were walking corpses if he didn’t get Brynn and Desdemona back safe and sound. “Do what you have to do. Which direction did they go?”

“South,” Slade answered irritably. “But they could have changed direction anytime. A few should be bleeding and a couple are poisoned. But they may just leave the dead weight behind so you better hurry if you intend to catch up.”

“Get ready to leave,” Lysandra said turning toward the other elves. “We have to…”

“No, you’ll slow me down,” Frost said recognizing that Brynn and Desdemona were getting further away by the second. He turned to leave the room as Ena stepped in front of him. “What?”

“We should come with,” Ena said furiously blocking his path. “What if…”

“What if what?” Frost interrupted while pushing past her. “Nothing changes if you come with except you slow me down.”

“What if something happens to you?” Ena snapped angrily while striking his arm several times. “Who’ll be there to help you?”

“If you want to help me get stronger,” Frost said. The powerlessness he felt knowing that Brynn and Desdemona were stolen from him was all consuming. He couldn’t control what’d happened but he could sure as hell respond to it and his response was going to be merciless.

“We know,” Renna said quietly. The short-haired thief had been surprisingly silent throughout everything. “We know it’s our fault. If we were stronger…”

“Frost,” Fayeth grabbed his arm. “We’re sorry…”

“Don’t be. It’s my fault,” Frost patted both Renna and the blonde archer’s head. “I should have told you that the princess was being targeted so you’d stay on guard. I just didn’t want to worry any of you and that was my mistake. But it doesn’t matter because I’m going to fix it.”

“You better,” King Asmund said turning to the soldiers. “And the rest of you send out patrols! Question witnesses! If you even think somebody knows something, you have permission to use any methods you want to get them to talk!”

“Yes sir,” an officer said while running off with his soldiers.

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra wrapped her arms around him. “I love you.”

“I have to…”

“You have to say it back,” Lysandra interrupted as Frost started to pull away. He looked down and she was smiling at him as if nothing was wrong. “I love you.”

“I love you too,” Frost said awkwardly as she hopped up and kissed him. Lysandra released him and he quickly moved down the corridor towards the stables. “I’ll see you soon.”

“I know,” Lysandra said happily. “We’ll see you soon.”

Frost rushed through the corridors of the castle and out the front gate to where the horses and wagon had been prepped for the journey back. He checked Witch’s saddlebags for his armor and quickly put it on along with his crimson cloak before hopping on his horse.

His memorization abilities didn’t only work for creating recipe and spell books but also it was an effective way to store maps. He activated his scan and started sifting through the few regional maps he’d seen to figure out where in the south the kidnappers might be heading. It was like running with a minimap.

“Let’s go,” Frost said causing Witch to trot but before long he was galloping through the streets of the capital heading toward the south gate. Several soldiers were already ahead of him while others were questioning citizens. He was amazed by how quickly King Asmund’s forces took his orders to heart. He tapped the red mare gently. “Come on, we both know you can do better than this.”

Witch picked up her pace as she blazed passed the soldiers and out the south gate. He compared his mental map to the local landmarks to figure out a rough scale of what he was working with. He knew he was coming up to a fork and needed to figure out which way they would have gone. The fork started to get closer and he hadn’t made a decision.

“Brynn,” Frost smiled as he approached the split in the road. A small shoe was on the left path and based on the size it was likely one of Brynn’s. That told him which direction he needed to go and it narrowed the potential locations down by half.

They had about an hour head start but even if they were all high-levels with maxed out riding abilities they were carrying baggage. Not to mention Brynn was likely doing whatever she could to slow them down.

“Good girl,” Frost said tapping Witch’s head. “Keep it up and I’ll let you run wild for a bit when we’re back home.”

Witch whinnied excitedly as she increased her speed. She was fast but she was still young and weak compared to the warhorses of Zira and Rilia. It was likely that the ones they were chasing were stronger than Witch, but they didn’t have his strength to fuel them.

He passed various travelers he could have asked about Brynn and Desdemona but he didn’t trust anybody. It was just as likely they’d send him the wrong direction as the right one. The only thing he could trust were the clues Brynn left on the route.

He cut right at an intersection where a sock had fallen and suddenly there were only two potential villages to choose from. He had a feeling they were heading toward Rodele, a small village bordering on a river that passed through the southern forest. It was probably the safest route to leave Rilia without using the main roads.

As he approached the final fork in the road, his suspicion was confirmed as Brynn’s other sock rested in the grass.

“Faster,” Frost said encouraging witch. If they managed to board a boat before he arrived, tracking them would get much harder.

CHAPTER 17

Slade wouldn’t say he enjoyed torture but it was a useful tool, a means to an end and he was all about efficiently ending things.

It wasn’t his fault if some fucker wanted to see how long they could last or prove how tough they were. Fuck, if he were in their shoes he’d be singing like a drunk bard. But then again, he’d been tortured before so he knew that no matter how tough a fuck you were, you broke. So, holding out really only proved how fucking stupid you were.

There were exceptions of course. If holding out for ten minutes helped one of your friends get out of town, hold the fuck out for ten minutes. But he only gets the ten minutes. If the fucker decides to hit up his girl’s place to say goodbye while you’re getting your nails pulled out, then that’s on him.

Point being that time fucking matters and he didn’t have time for the bunch of soft cunts blocking his path.

“You absolutely cannot!” Lysandra and the other pointy-eared bitches blocked the door. “Herald Frost will save them on his own! We absolutely will not let you hurt these women.”

“I don’t recall you objecting when your fucking herald beheaded a prince,” Slade said judgmentally. “Get out of my way priestess.”

“No,” Ena growled while holding her shield up. He scoffed at the bitchy blonde thinking she could stop him. “We’re good people and good people don’t do things like this!”

“That’s right,” Slade stepped forward calmly while staring into the elf’s blue eyes. “Good people keep their fucking hands clean. They spout fucking bullshit about how torture is evil and vile to the masses while paying me good coin to do it in their fucking basements. Good people don’t do things like this. They pay people to do them for them so they can sit around and chat at parties and feel good about themselves. They can talk about how they gave rel to a fucking orphanage without mentioning that they paid me to kill the kids’ parents. I’m a bad person, you might want to take that into consideration before you delay me one more fucking second.”

“I’m not scared of you,” the green-haired thief said mockingly. The little bitch wasn’t lying either. None of them were fucking scared because they knew Slade couldn’t harm them without incurring the wrath of that elf-fucker. “If you hurt us Herald Frost will…”

“And there it is again,” Slade chuckled and sighed. “It’s not about what you’ll do to me, is it? You’re good little demis. You’ll ask your herald to do the tough job that you don’t have the fortitude to yourself. Isn’t that right?”

“We’re not going to let you torture the queens,” the big chested elf said calmly. “Even if one of them is bad you’d be hurting five innocent…”

“None of them are fucking innocent you stupid cunt,” Slade laughed. “One of them was successful but that doesn’t mean the others aren’t fucking corrupt.”

“It doesn’t matter,” Lysandra said sternly. The priestess obviously had no intention of getting out of his way. He was going to have to knock them all out if he wanted to get in the room. “Maybe they aren’t nice people but they don’t deserve to be tortured.”

“It’s not about what they fucking deserve,” Slade said coldly. “It’s about results. Now move before I fucking move you.”

“We’re not moving,” the white-haired priestess said while preparing to cast a spell even though she must have realized she was too low level to hurt him. Hell, her spells couldn’t even stagger him let alone stop him.

“Right,” Renna said pulling out a pair of daggers. Slade tried not to laugh at the thought of a novice like her going head to head with him in a knife fight. “We’re not going to let you hurt people.”

“Exactly,” Ena agreed while pulling out a cudgel, as if she’d be able to land a single shot. “You’ll have to get through us and you know what’ll happen if you try it!”

“I’ll give you to the count of three,” Slade said while preparing to act. There were easily a few dozen ways to knock the women out without causing any long-term damage. “One…”

“Stop it right now,” Hestia snapped authoritatively as she approached with food and beverages. “Baron Slade! Have you even tried just talking to the women yet?”

“They’re not going to…” Slade growled at the elf as she stared at him threateningly. “Do you think they’ll tell the truth.”

“You never know until you try,” Hestia smiled impishly. “Anyway, I brought food and drinks for the prisoners.”

“Like hell if you’re going in there alone,” Slade snapped. “They could take you hostage.”

“He has a point,” Lysandra nodded. “You’re not much of a fighter.”

“Fine,” Hestia said while smiling at Slade. “Baron Slade can come in with me as long as he promises not to hurt anybody while I’m in there.”

“He won’t keep that promise,” the green-haired runt of the litter said.

“He’ll keep it,” Hestia said threateningly as Slade scoffed. He knew exactly what the auburn-haired elf was implying by her tone. “Or else.”

“Or else what?” Fayeth asked with a confused expression. “It’s not like we can…”

“I promise,” Slade interrupted. “I won’t hurt them while you’re in there. But once you leave…”

“Then I suppose I’ll just have to stay a very long time,” Hestia stomped past the white-haired priestess and her cohorts. Lysandra opened the door while eyeing Hestia with suspicion and Hestia turned to Slade as she waited in the doorway. “Are you coming?”

“Right behind you,” Slade grumbled. He figured he could let her ask her damn questions, send her out, and then get down to proper business. The room was basically empty except for some storage shelves and a table where the six queens were bound and gagged. Lysandra closed and locked the door behind them to ensure nobody tried to leave.

“Hello,” Hestia bowed politely while setting down the plate of biscuits and a few small bottles. “I’m really sorry about your treatment your majesties. Let me get these ropes.”

Slade watched as Hestia walked around the table untying the binds holding the women. The women immediately removed their gags while uttering various profanities. Queen Silvana was the only troublemaker. She grabbed Hestia’s wrist, but released it immediately as she noticed Slade reaching for his dagger. The bitch might have been a warrior but she knew damn well that he could remove her head in a blink.

“Would you ladies mind if I sat with you?” Hestia asked politely while pulling a chair to the table. She sat down and filled a small plate with biscuits, muffins, and brownies. She paused and looked around the table anxiously while biting into the muffin. “I’m really sorry about this your majesties but unless you tell me who kidnapped the princesses, Baron Slade is going to do very bad things to you. I was hoping we could just talk so that doesn’t happen.”

“Bad things?” Queen Silvana grinned while grabbing some food. “That’s an understatement, isn’t it? We better enjoy this meal ladies because unless one of you talks, it’ll be our last.”

“King Asmund would never allow this,” Queen Tabitha slammed her fist on the table. “If I’m being accused of treason, I demand a trial!”

“You haven’t been accused of anything yet. Self-righteous cunt,” Slade smirked as he stared at Tabitha’s trembling hand. He was relieved to see her shaking because it meant that she lacked the experience and fortitude of the others. He really didn’t want to have to explain to his superiors in Zira why he tortured a Ziralian priestess. “You can tell us what you know willingly or unwillingly. But you’re going to fucking…”

“Baron Slade,” Hestia glared at him while shaking her head disapprovingly. “We are being nice right now.” The emerald-eyed elf turned back to the five the queens sitting at the table. “I’m sorry your majesties. Please understand we’re all very worried about the princesses. If you wouldn’t mind, would you please tell us what you know.”

“It wasn’t me,” Silvana said while guzzling her drink and eating a second muffin. “Did you bake these? They’re amazing.”

“Thank you,” Hestia said excitedly. “I actually brought them from home for Baron Slade but I never got a chance to give them to him.”

“For Baron Slade, huh?” Queen Alicia smirked. The dark-haired queen took one of the muffins and bit into it. “Are you in love with him or something?”

“Want me to cut out that fucking tongue of yours?” Slade hissed while glaring at the queen.

“I love him very much,” Hestia said without hesitation. “But I’m worried he doesn’t feel the same since he’s only nice to me in private. He’s so warm at night and the way he wraps his arms around me makes me feel safe and secure but during the day he pretends like I don’t exist. I think he’s embarrassed by me and that’s not…”

“She didn’t ask for your life fucking story,” Slade said while placing his hand on the talkative elf’s shoulder. “And we’re not here to talk about you.” Slade glanced at the queens. “We’re here to find out where Lady Brynn and Desdemona were taken.”

“Isn’t it obvious?” Queen Rebecca said while snacking. “It was some wayward follower of Riliandra hoping for revenge against the king for killing their herald.”

“A follower of Riliandra wouldn’t have been able to get into the castle without help,” Slade said. “Even disguised as the help somebody would have needed to flag them in.”

“None of us worship Riliandra,” Queen Silvana said bluntly. “We have no reason to help them.”

“Maybe one of you took it as an opportunity to get rid of Desdemona,” Hestia said politely while sipping her drink. “Is that possible?”

“Then look at Roselle,” Alicia snarled while chomping down a brownie. “Nobody hates Desdemona as much as her.”

“What?” Roselle snapped angrily practically choking on her food. “None of you like her either! I wanted her gone! Not dead!”

“I’m inclined to agree with Alicia,” Queen Silvana nodded in Roselle’s direction. “That little bitch right there was always teasing Desdemona with food and bullying her. That’s why she has all those scratches and bites.”

“Because I wanted her gone!” Roselle snapped defensively. “Gone! Gone! Gone! Not dead! And I certainly don’t want her kidnapped! If somebody else controls the king then I don’t!”

“But you’d certainly control him if you had Desdemona,” Rebecca said calmly. “Anybody could see that.”

“I’d have more control over her if she were married to that elf-fucking herald!” Roselle said furiously. “I’m even the one that planted the seed for the damn marriage! Do you think Darius ever thought somebody would marry his sister? I’m the one that suggested that a man who lays with fucking dogs might lay with a fucking demon! The plan was to get Desdemona in control of that disgusting herald, send followers of Altani to seduce and control him, and utilize that connection to gain followers in both Rilia and Zira!”

“That’s a good plan,” Queen Silvana nodded. “I just planned on having more babies than the rest of you and killing off any contenders for the throne.”

“What the fuck is going on?” Slade growled as he watched the women argue over their treasonous dealings.

“You planned on killing my babies?” Tabitha said angrily. “Babies are innocent! What kind of monster are you?”

“Oh please,” Silvana rolled her eyes. “As if you don’t have plans of your own.”

“My plan was to be a just queen!” Tabitha said as tears welled up in her eyes. “You can’t kill my babies! I just wanted to make sure that the king didn’t attack Zira!”

“Well then don’t challenge my babies’ claims to the throne and we won’t have any issues,” Silvana growled. “Not that weak Ziran children would be much of a threat anyway.”

“I bet Queen Alicia is behind it,” Roselle said accusingly. “She accused me to take the attention off her and she’s from Niri. They’re all a bunch of deceitful cutthroats and pirates.”

“Please,” Alicia stifled a laugh while nibbling at the muffin. “Sure, we planned some assassination attempts on the princess but that was before she was going to be married off. If she’s gone, she’s not a problem.”

“You were responsible for the assassination attempts?” Tabitha said angrily. “Your assassins killed one of my maids!”

“Accidents happen,” Alicia shrugged uncaringly. “It wasn’t personal. Goddess these muffins are good. You have to leave the recipe with the cooks.”

“Absolutely,” Hestia said cheerfully as her eyes fixed on Henrietta, the youngest and prettiest of King Asmund’s wives who’d been sitting silently. “Henrietta, do you like the muffins?”

“They’re really good,” Henrietta said while staring at the crumbs on her plate in terror. “But I know they’re laced with betrayer’s venom. For some reason I can’t taste it but the way the others are talking, it can only be betrayer’s venom.”

“They are!” Hestia said excitedly. “Although I’ve always hated that name. The plant is called Loyal Lover and in ancient times they used the thorny vine to bind the hands of a couple about to be married. At some point the practice stopped, for obvious reasons. It’s a difficult plant to work with but it’s one of my favorites. Honest Olly is a potion mixed from the thorn extract along with a few other reagents to make it fast acting.”

“That’s impossible,” Silvana chuckled. “Betrayer’s venom reeks and tastes horrible. These muffins taste way too good to be laced with it. But I suppose everybody is being a little too open about their intentions.”

“You can at least call it Cheater’s Bane,” Hestia pouted while crossing her arms. “It puts the fault where it lies, the cheater. Betrayer’s venom makes it sound like poison and I would never poison anybody. Everybody always accuses me of poisoning them. I only put stuff in food and drinks that’s for their own good!”

“You were going to feed me those?” Slade asked the indignant green-eyed elf. Her eyes were so loving that Slade overlooked that manipulative smile of hers, but knowing that the crazy fucking cunt planned on feeding him those muffins had him second guessing his judgment. “You planned on fucking drugging me?”

“Yes! Because I wanted to know how you really felt about me!” Hestia said insolently, her green eyes filling with tears. “It’s not like you’re exactly honest about your feelings! I love you and you know it’s true because I’ve eaten the muffins! It’s no fair!” Hestia grabbed a brownie and held it out to him. “I want to know too!”

“No! We need to stay on task,” Slade said shutting down the request. He needed to keep things on track and get her alone in a room before the drugged elf said something incriminating. So far there were implications but nothing outright indicating they had a relationship and he planned on keeping it that way. “We’ll talk about that later. We have other priorities.”

“Fine! But I do want to talk about it!” Hestia said huffily as she turned back to Silvana. “Anyway, I have a special method for making Honest Olly. Normally baking Honest Olly causes it to evaporate but mine doesn’t. I used to make it for the women of my village before I was exiled.”

“Is that why these muffins taste so good?” Queen Silvana said going in for more. “I swear to Tarr, if you don’t give our cooks the recipe for these muffins…”

“Oh,” Hestia perked up. “Don’t worry. The taste has nothing to do with Honest Olly and I’ll be sure to leave that recipe with your cooks! But we should get back to Queen Henrietta…”

“Yes,” Rebecca said judgmentally as the other queens smirked. “Henrietta, did you have something to do with the princesses kidnapping?”

“Riliandra is the goddess of Rilia!” Henrietta said defiantly. “None of you are legitimate queens and Asmund isn’t even a legitimate king! The Prophet Owen said that Riliandra had a plan to put things back the way they were supposed to be. My family would be noble again, our lands would be returned to us, and I’d be a proper queen. All we needed to do was get Desdemona!”

“The prophet,” Slade said smiling at the woman. “Right. It’s good to know but I don’t really give a fuck about who did it. I care about where the fuck they are. Where are they going? Where is the prophet now? Which family do you actually belong to? I have lots of questions.”

“Would you mind answering princess?” Hestia said unflinchingly.

“They…” Henrietta reached into her dress and pulled out a dagger. Slade moved as fast as he could but wasn’t fast enough to stop the princess from slitting her own throat. Her head thumped against the table as everybody stared.

“Hm,” Hestia pursed her lips and crossed her arms. “This is exactly why I got exiled.”

“Excuse me?” Slade said while looking at the bleeding mess on the table. Silvana grabbed the plate of baked goods and tore off the chunks that’d been splattered with blood before eating the remainder. The other queen’s stared in disbelief as the brown-haired warrior devoured the desserts. He turned back to Hestia. “Do you care to explain?”

“It’s not my fault,” Hestia insisted. “I just make the Honest Olly. It’s not my fault that some people would rather die than tell the truth! A few brides and grooms kill themselves or kill each other and suddenly everybody says the potion must have made them do it! The potion works just fine! None of us are trying to kill ourselves!”

“I haven’t done anything so bad I’d kill myself for it,” Rebecca said proudly. “And I’m not so loyal to anybody I’d take my life.”

“Well,” Slade patted down the hunched over queen looking for any documents she might be carrying. He glanced at Tabitha staring on in horror. The well-meaning follower of Ziralia clearly didn’t know what she’d signed up for. “You see this? This is why I don’t give a fuck what your priests have to say about shit. And if you think they’d expect any less of you, you’d be mistaken. That stupid dog-fucking cunt Frost is the first herald I’ve ever met who doesn’t seem to give a fuck about his goddess’ orders and that’s his most redeeming factor.”

“I’m going to tell Herald Frost you said something nice about him,” Hestia grinned happily while swaying back and forth. Slade looked around the table and it seemed several of the women were starting to get a little woozy. “Slade, can you take me to a room. I probably had too much Honest Olly.”

“How much is too much?” Queen Silvana said while eating another muffin. The large warrior seemed relatively unphased compared to the rest. “Is it going to make me sick or something?”

“No,” Hestia said as Slade helped her from her seat and walked her to the door. “It just makes you happy, light-headed, and a little wobbly because honesty makes everything feel better! You’ll be fine. Eat as much as you want.”

“Open the fucking door you pointy-eared cunts,” Slade said while kicking the door with his boot. Lysandra opened it and they walked out as the elf closed it behind them. “Henrietta was a follower of Riliandra and set it all up but the bitch killed herself. Somebody let that fucking king know. I’m sure he’ll have an idea where those fuckers are set up. He should be dragging in everybody he’s watching and starting interrogations.”

“Why don’t you let him know and we’ll take Hestia?” Lysandra said as the other elves reached out to help Hestia.

“No,” Hestia objected while wrapping her arms around Slade. “Slade’s taking me back to my room because he’s worried I’m going to tell you about us…” Slade covered her mouth.

“Us?” Lysandra’s eyes fixed on Slade and her lips curled impishly. “Oh?”

“Don’t worry about it,” Slade said while trying to drag Hestia off. “Let’s go.”

“Hestia,” Lysandra stepped in front of them. “Have you been sleeping with Slade?”

“Mmffmfmfm,” Hestia nodded excitedly while clapping her hands.

“Baron Slade,” Lysandra smiled wickedly. He knew that smile and it sent a chill down his fucking spine. He’d smiled that way too many fucking times not to recognize it. It was the smile of a person with all of the leverage in the world and the willingness to use it. “Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with us. But we’ll be talking.”

“Talking?” Slade snarled while glaring at the elves. He could kill them all and blame it on an assassin but he was sure that fucking psychotic herald would hold him responsible anyway. And then there was dealing with Hestia. “There’s nothing to talk about. Nothing happened. Nothing is going on.”

“Right,” the white-haired priestess nodded politely as Slade walked past her. Hestia laughed happily into his hand as he practically dragged her away. “We’ll talk about nothing once things here settle down Baron Slade.”

“Elf-fucker,” the tiny green thief muttered jokingly.

“Fuck!” Slade growled as Hestia nuzzled into him. “I hope you’re happy.”

“I am,” Hestia giggled as Slade finally removed his hand from her mouth. “I’m very happy.”

CHAPTER 18

Frost rushed straight to the dock when he arrived at the village but Brynn and Desdmona were already gone and that didn’t leave him with many viable options. Following the river would leave him perpetually behind and he could only cut them off if he knew where they were exiting the river.

Taking a hostage wasn’t his first choice but when the villagers decided to cover for the kidnappers, desperate times.

Frost held his sword to the young woman’s neck as her father begged him to release her. He could feel the young brunette trembling in his arms as he pressed the blade against her slender throat and prepared to cut.

“Now,” Frost said coldly. “Let me ask again. How long ago did they leave and where are they going?”

“You’ll never catch them,” one of the villagers said as Frost eyed the woman’s son threateningly. “T-they’re blessed by Riliandra!”

“You all believe that?” Frost said while casting fireball at a house causing it to erupt in flames. The spell was only level four but due to his massive strength it might as well have been level ten. The roof of the house exploded as the flames rapidly spread. “Did Riliandra protect you from that?”

“My home!” a tall well-dressed man yelled as he and several others rushed to put out the fire.

“I won’t stop at your village, I’ll burn every one of you as well,” Frost said tightening his grip on the woman. “Now, how long ago did they leave and where did they take her?”

“Don’t say anything,” a man growled while charging the dockworker.

“No,” Frost said casting paralyze on the man about to strike down the young woman’s father. Several others gripped their swords as they contemplated killing the man before he could talk. “They have quite the head start so I don’t have time for this. You have five seconds. Four. Three.”

“They left fifteen minutes ago,” the man tearfully answered. “I don’t know where they intend to exit the river, I swear. But they can’t exit until after the bend because the water’s too fast.”

“Traitor!” a villager yelled as Frost released the girl. “We’re going to kill you and your…”

Frost’s dagger landed in the loud villager’s throat before he could finish his sentence. He threw over a dozen others that landed in different men and women as the villagers looked on in horror. Anybody wearing anything that indicated they might be a noble were his primary targets but he also struck down a few zealots.

They were all low level so all it took was a flick of his wrist and the knife pierced their necks, chests, or skulls. He was relieved he didn’t have to resort to killing children but still furious that they delayed him as much as they had. All to protect some crooked prophet and a few nobles.

“If any of you lift a finger to me or any of my followers again, I’ll wipe you out,” Frost warned as he climbed onto Witch’s back. “Protecting some greedy fucking nobles isn’t worth your lives.”

“We’re not scared of your or your filthy imposter king,” an old man growled. “We’re followers…”

“My king?” Frost shook his head while scanning the terrified villagers for anybody higher level than they should be. “I’m the Herald of Shalia! The men you helped, kidnapped my wives!”

“Herald…”

Several of the villagers stepped back as they realized what they’d stepped in.

“Remember it!” Frost said as he turned to the southwest. The river curved west after a few miles south so he hoped to shave off some time by going cutting through the forest. He patted Witch gently on the neck signaling her to move. “It’s time to go.”

They left the village and rode as fast as they could hoping to catch the boat before it reached the southward bend.

Witch dashed between trees, dodging roots and debris as if she were a gazelle. While the large horses had an advantage in the plains, Witch’s small nimble body had the advantage in a forest. She was barely slowed by the obstacles in her path as they approached the river bend.

“Help!” a man screamed out from up ahead. “Help! Somebody!”

Frost increased his speed and emerged from the forest to see two wounded Rilian soldiers. One of the men was pinned against a tree with a spear through his stomach. The other was holding his abdomen as if releasing it would cause his guts to fall out.

“Please,” the soldier said staring at Frost. “Help me.”

Frost ignored the man as he inspected the spear. It was so large it might as well have been thrown by a giant and the end of it was barbed. He glanced back at the man holding his stomach and realized the wound was the result of a barbed spear being pulled out.

The kidnappers were ambushed. Served them fucking right but Frost was more than a little concerned about the ambushers. Blood and body parts littered the ground like they were torn apart by monsters.

“Tell me where the princesses are and I’ll kill you quickly,” Frost said while dousing the man with healing potion, ensuring he lived longer. “Which is more than you deserve.”

“Please,” the man cried as he hung there. “Save me…I don’t want to die.”

“I’ll see what I can do if you tell me what happened here,” Frost lied while glancing at the wound with the knowledge that there wasn’t a damn thing he could do about it. “Now, what happened?”

“Don’t say any…AHHH!” the soldier screamed in agony as the flames of Frost’s fireball engulfed him.

“You were saying?” Frost turned back to the man hanging from the tree.

“They took everybody,” the man cried while desperately gripping the spear. “They took them back to their nest. They’re going to eat them all…”

“They?” Frost glanced at the soldier. “Who? And where’s the nest?”

“Please save me,” the soldier gurgled up blood as he passed out. The weight of his body pressed against the spear and slowly the hole widened as his guts poured out.

“Fuck,” Frost snapped as he scanned the area for clues. Whatever took them was large enough to use those massive spears but nimble enough not to leave a trail. They definitely didn’t come from the north or he would have seen them which left the south, east, and west as the options. The river was flowing from the east which meant that south and west. One of the corpses was facing south. The question was whether he was chasing the assailants or running from them.

“Fuck it,” Frost said heading west. If the soldier was chasing them south, he’d have died face up, not face down and his back looked like it’d been gored by a wild animal. He must have been fleeing south. If they didn’t come from the north, east, or south the choice was easy.

It wasn’t long before he got confirmation that he’d picked the right direction. He heard voices up ahead in a language he didn’t recognize. It was a bizarre combination of hisses and guttural sounds combined with various strange clicks. Just hearing it made his skin crawl as he and Witch and slowly approached.

“Princesses,” Brynn said argumentatively. “Do you at least understand that word? We are valuable. Ransom, do you know that word? I’m from Zira, you know Zira? My father is a king. Desdemona is from Rilia, her brother is king. Come on you stupid fucking bugs!”

“She didn’t mean it,” Desdemona said worriedly. “Please.”

“And their husband is a herald,” Frost said as he emerged from the forest to see the women bound in webbing and surrounded by a dozen large black Arachne. He scanned the spider women and their levels were all in the mid-fifties with classes varying from spellweaver to dragoon. “If you so much as touch a hair on their heads, you’re dead.”

“Handsome!” Brynn yelled as an Arachne pressed a spear against her neck. The group hissed orders at each other as they drew their weapons. “They don’t speak our language!”

There were four high-level Rilian soldiers bound in webbing along with the two princesses. The fact they were taken rather than killed suggested the Arachne had plans. He had no idea what those plans were, but they certainly had plans.

“Do you understand intent?” Frost pointed at the two women while drawing his sword. The Arachne dragoon in charge seemed to get the idea of what he was asking for and took a position between him and the women indicating she had no intention of giving them up. “That’s not smart.”

“Hssisth fftth,” the Arachne shook her head while pulling out her large barbed spear. She gestured at the women and then at her own feet indicating she intended to keep them.

“Herald Frost,” Desdemona sniffled. “I’m so sorry!”

“No need to apologize,” Frost said while calmly scanning the women. The spellweavers already moved into formation behind the dragoons and at the center of their group was a saint. The formation was concerning as was the fact they had both Brynn and Desdemona as hostages. “Everything will be okay.”

“Handsome,” Brynn said nervously as one of the Arachne spellweavers began chanting. Brynn and Desdemona were both quickly covered in small fiery spiders. “Ew, ew, ew, ew.”

“This is unpleasant,” Frost grumbled while carefully considering his next move. The priority was the women but he didn’t have any spells or abilities that’d allow him to protect them. He could use paralysis but it was single target, fireballs wouldn’t work for obvious reasons, and that many high-level opponents could easily break a barrier.

“Hssrrag Graath!” the Arachne leader yelled while gesturing at his sword and the ground. “Hssrrag Graath!”

“Hssrag Graath yourself you fucking idiot!” Frost snapped furiously while realizing she wanted him to put down his weapon. “I don’t speak your fucking language!”

Frost felt a sudden swell of knowledge pop into his head. Nothing particularly useful but the knowledge that Hssrag Gratth meant put down your weapon. He activated his personal scan while keeping an eye on the Arachne and sorted through his abilities until he found it. While it was level zero, the Arachne language ability was available. He used ten of his free ability points to level the ability to four.

“Put down your weapons!” the Arachne yelled again. “We’ll kill them!”

“If you harm them, I’ll hunt down every one of your kind and burn you alive,” Frost threatened using his newly discovered vernacular. The Arachne closed their ranks more tightly and prepared for battle. “They are my wives.”

“You know our language?” the Arachne asked as she scanned him. “Then put down your weapons! You may be level sixty but you’re only a fighter. You have no support and we have hostages. If you surrender you may yet live.”

“I am Herald Frost,” Frost said while pointing at Brynn and Desdemona. “Those are my wives. Do what you want to your other prisoners but those two are mine.”

“These two are the ones we want,” the Arachne said while stepping back. She shifted her language slightly so Frost couldn’t quite follow. It seemed like an old dialect and several of the Arachne started to shift their positions like they were preparing to flee. “We can’t hand them over.”

“Then you’re going to die,” Frost said coldly. “And not just you. I’ll burn this entire forest to the ground and I’ll cut down any Arachne that scurries out.”

“H-handsome,” Brynn cried like a child as the magic imbued spiders crawled on her face. “P-please help. I have no idea what you’re all s-saying but p-please make it stop.”

“Herald Frost,” Desdemona whined. “I don’t want to die! I just met you! I want to go back to your village!”

“Quiet demon,” one of the Arachne jabbed Desdemona with the butt of her spear.

“Strike Des again and you die first,” Frost warned the Arachne while summoning a fireball into his hand. “I already told you that she’s my wife.”

“Wife,” the Arachne in charge looked at the two women. “Which one?”

“Both of them,” Frost answered angrily. “You’ve all kidnapped the wives of a herald. Do you understand that?”

“F-frost,” Brynn cried loudly as the spiders continued to scurry around. “Make it stop!”

“She wants those spiders off her,” Frost gestured at Brynn. “She’s going to keep crying as long as they’re there.”

“They’re there so you don’t interfere,” the Arachne said callously. “Leave and we’ll remove them. You will get your wives back once the King of Rilia pays the ransom.”

“That’s what this is about?” Frost said angrily. “Ransom? What’s the ransom? I’ll fucking pay it!”

“You are unable to pay it and it’s none of your concern,” the Arachne answered while gesturing at the women. Two of the Arachne lifted the princesses up and prepared to run off with them.

“Stop,” a voice said authoritatively as four Arachne dropped from above. Three black and one red. The red Arachne looked remarkably similar to Lishri except her crimson hair was braided. “You’re late for the rendezvous Slitha.”

“My lady,” Slitha and the other Arachne all bowed as the crimson one towered over them. Frost’s scan revealed that she was a level sixty-five dragoon. “We were waylaid by this man. He claims to be a herald.”

“The Herald of Shalia I believe,” the crimson Arachne said. She was about two feet taller than the rest of them and her skin was white as snow. Her carapace, hair, and eyes were redder than a pile of rubies. “But tell me Slitha, what do you see when you look at him?”

“He’s a level sixty fighter,” Slitha answered while staring at him. He could feel her six onyx eyes examining every inch of him as the red Arachne waited for answers. “He’s wearing wyvern leather, an enchanted cloak, and wielding a dark iron sword in his right hand. He’s right-handed but his knives and the pouch on his belt are on his left suggesting that he uses his offhand for items and ranged weapons.”

“Very good,” the red Arachne pattered her head like a proud mother. “Now, I want you to look more closely at the enchanted cloak.”

“My lady?” Slitha glanced at the red Arachne then back at Frost. “What? Where did you get that?”

“Where indeed?” the red Arachne smiled showing her sharp fangs. “Herald Frost, where did you get a cloak like that?”

“It was a wedding present,” Frost said while examining the gorgeous cloak Lishri crafted for him. “An Arachne named Lishri made it for me.”

“Lishri?” Slitha asked. “The traitor?”

Several of the Arachne whispered to each other while staring at the cloak. He wondered what she meant by traitor but they didn’t seem to be angry so much as confused.

“Traitor is a rather strong word,” the red Arachne sighed. “How is Lishri?”

“Happy,” Frost answered while debating on whether them calling Lishri a traitor was a bad sign. “Why is she a traitor?”

“She betrayed Sthilinna,” an Arachne chimed in. “Nobody betrays Sthilinna.”

“She worships Ziralia,” another answered.

“As I said,” the red Arachne laughed. “Traitor is a strong word. Nonbeliever would be better. Lishri is a pacifist and most of our quarrels are solved by combat. It’s understandable that she found Ziralia’s sense of justice appealing.”

“By combat you say?” Frost grinned wickedly as he realized that if he didn’t need to worry about interference he could probably win against the large red Arachne. Even higher-level inhabitants of the world rarely used their abilities optimally. “Is that one on one combat?”

“Herald Frost,” the red Arachne walked toward him fearlessly. Her lips curled and eyes filled with excitement. “Are you thinking of challenging me?”

“I want my wives back,” Frost said. “If that’s how I…”

“I would love to fight you,” the red Arachne’s fanged smile was unnerving. “To defeat a herald in combat would surely please the goddess. But at this time, I must decline. While I am confident that I’d walk away victorious, I would not walk away without injury. And as the acting guardian of our tribe I must put their interests before my desires. Would you be open to discussing a peaceful resolution instead, or should we prepare for battle?”

“F-Frost,” Brynn was practically a puddle of tears. “Any day now.”

“If you want to discuss terms then start by releasing Brynn and Desdemona,” Frost answered. “Consider it an act of goodwill.”

“Slitha,” the red Arachne gestured at the women. “Release them.”

“But Lady Chasa,” Slitha objected. “If we release them then…”

“Slitha,” Chasa stared at the black Arachne threateningly. “Would you like to challenge me?”

“No, my lady,” Slitha gestured at the spellweavers to remove the magical spiders from the weeping bard and anxious demoness. One of the dragoons sliced through the webbing, releasing the women. “I apologize.”

“F-finally,” Brynn trembled and spasmed while scratching herself. Every step she took toward Frost was nearly a stumble as Desdemona moved to assist her. “Y-you b-bastard.”

“Is it okay?” Desdemona asked while glancing around. Neither of the women were privy to the conversation so their confusion was only natural. “What’s going on?”

“It’s fine,” Frost said as Desdemona slowly walked toward him. He pulled out some of his spare cloaks and tossed them over the disheveled women. He pulled out a pair of belts allowing Brynn and Desdemona to secure the oversized cloaks around their waists like robes. He patted Desdemona as she guiltily stared at the ground. “Are you okay?”

“W-why are you a-asking her first,” Brynn said as another shiver shot through her.

“Because you’re obviously not,” Frost laughed while leaning down and pecking Brynn’s forehead.

“I’m okay,” Desdemona said quietly. “I’m sorry for causing trouble. I know I said I wouldn’t.”

“You didn’t do anything wrong,” Frost patted her head. “I’m happy you’re safe.”

“Now,” Lady Chasa approached the trio. “Might we discuss the terms of the exchange Herald Frost?”

“What’s she saying?” Desdemona asked. “How did you get us out of this?”

“I’ll explain later,” Frost said. “But everything’s fine. Probably.”

“You have an odd taste in wives Herald Frost,” Chasa said while glancing at the two women. “A human, an Arachne, and a demoness.”

“Yeah,” Frost said reflexively. “An Arachne?”

“Yes,” Chasa nodded. “I am admittedly curious about the relationship given the physical differences. But Lishri has always been slightly odd and that is the most beautiful marriage cover I’ve ever seen.”

“Is it really?” Frost said while gritting his teeth. “Marriage cover?”

“Why yes,” Chasa said happily. “A cloak woven from her fiber, bathed in her scent, decorated with words of love. Such an intimate gift is only offered by a wife to her husband.”

“Bathed in her scent?” Frost chuckled as he realized why Lishri crafted it on his wedding night. “Really?”

“Yes,” Chasa blushed. “I suppose she was embarrassed to explain the entire process of crafting such an intimate item. The quality is determined by her state of arousal. Given the quality, you must have found a way to please her immensely. Even my consorts will be jealous of such a fine garment. But it does beg the question, what’s she to do about children? It’s the responsibility of the red queens to bear children for their tribe.”

“I suppose we’ll adopt,” Frost answered while wondering exactly how official marriage was. He’d just accepted a cloak from her, it wasn’t like they agreed to become man and wife. Although it did explain her asking for the kiss and the adversely long hug. “Queen?”

“Lishri is one of the queens of our tribe,” Chasa answered. “Myself, Slakka, and Lishri. Any red queen is required to lay eggs and birth as many Arachne as possible. Those around us are my children and Slakka is currently nursing. Which brings us back to the problem at hand and the terms of the exchange.”

“Which are?” Frost asked.

“This forest borders on Rilia and Nir,” Chasa said while gesturing to the north and south. “Both countries view us as dangerous pests to be exterminated. Whenever they find one of our nests, they kill the consorts protecting it and burn the eggs. And ten last night Slakka overheard the Rilian’s discussing their plot to use the princess to get what they wanted and…”

“You decided to you could do the same,” Frost laughed.

“Yes,” Chasa said. “But now that we know she’s your wife I have a better idea.”

“A better idea?” Frost repeated.

“Yes,” Chasa said while flashing a fanged smile. She eyed him like a starving animal eyed food. “If we had the protection of a herald, we’d be safe. And since you’re Lishri’s husband you’re obligated to help us. We’re family.”

“You want me to protect you?” Frost asked while staring at the Amazonian Arachne women. He wasn’t sure how he felt about inviting a bunch of Arachne back to his forest but he wasn’t opposed to it. They were high-level and he could use the manpower. “How many Arachne and how much do you eat?”

“Only two hundred,” Chasa answered. “We mostly eat meat but not that much. Maybe a boar a month per Arachne?”

“Two hundred boars a month,” Frost started doing mental math. About fifty boars spawned a day on his side of the border so there’d be plenty leftover and there were other animals they could hunt as well. Then he was also gaining the Rilian side of the border and the southern strip that lead to the port town which meant there’d be more hunting grounds available. He couldn’t really see a reason why gaining a small army of high-level Arachne and access to their knowledge on classes could harm him. He turned to Brynn. “Brynn, if I accept a bunch of Arachne into my village, am I going to have any issues?”

“Excuse me?” Brynn shuddered while scratching her arm. “They just…after what they just…you can’t be serious!”

“My brother doesn’t like Arachne,” Desdemona said nervously. “He views them as dangerous.”

“Zira tolerates them mostly,” Brynn said begrudgingly. “And Lishri is sweet.”

“This is Lishri’s sister Chasa,” Frost gestured at Chasa. He figured it was better to mention that than explain to her that by Arachne customs he’d married Lishri. “Her plan was to get Desdemona and use her to bargain with King Asmund. Now she wants to come live with us instead. Thoughts?”

“They breed really quickly,” Brynn answered. “There’s a reason everybody burns their nests. If left to grow, they’d overrun entire territories and devour everything. The southern continent is pretty much overrun with them. We’d have to regulate their breeding.”

“That seems awfully barbaric,” Frost said pensively. “I mean, as long as they don’t expect me to care for their babies what do I care?”

“You’re joking,” Brynn glared at him. “You won’t put a baby in me but you’re okay with her laying a hundred eggs a year!”

“You lay a hundred eggs a year?” Frost asked Chasa. The Arachne nodded politely. “That means that you’re basically going to double in size in a year if your sister also lays eggs. That’s not counting if you have new queens.”

“Birthing a queen is very difficult,” Chasa said politely. “At most I can birth three queens in my lifetime so that shouldn’t be an issue as I’ve already birthed one and she’s since passed.”

“Sorry to hear that,” Frost said reflectively. “Alright, I mean, I guess I can make this work. But the whole trial by combat thing isn’t going to work in my territory. If you don’t like my rules, you can leave my territory. You’d serve me.”

“Would you expect us to be servants?” Chasa’s six unblinking eyes stared at him.

“Not servants,” Frost answered. “You’d be treated the same as anybody else in my territory. You’re going to have jobs, responsibilities, and if you hurt any of my elves you’re going to be in trouble.”

“What if they hurt us first,” Slitha said crossly. “Are we just expected to sit back and take it?”

“My elves won’t hurt you,” Frost said defensively. “But if they do just let Lishri know and she’ll let me know.”

“Why can’t we let you know,” Slitha said angrily. “Are we beneath you?”

“Fucking hell it’s an Arachne Ena,” Frost groaned in his normal language so they couldn’t understand him. “Fine, you can tell me. But I’m not around all of the time and since none of you seem to speak the language and Lishri does, she can help take care of it.”

“Slakka and I both speak your language so we can also help,” Chasa said. “We have a deal Herald Frost. If you’d come along to our village, we can let everybody know we’re moving.”

“Shit,” Frost grumbled while glancing at Desdemona. “That’s not an option. I need to get Des back to King Asmund before he starts executing innocents to get information.”

“Herald Frost,” Chasa glared at him. “We need an escort if we’re going to travel through Rilia to your land. Without an escort we’re likely to be harmed.”

“Dammit,” Frost sighed. She was probably right. They needed an escort who could explain the situation. If Slade were around, he’d probably have him do it. But at the moment there was only one person available. “Brynn, I need you to go with the Arachne and help them get packed up. After that you should have them meet us outside of the east gate of the capital.”

“You’re j-joking,” Brynn said nervously. “No, no, no. I’ll escort Desdemona b-back to the capital. You escort the Arachne. They c-covered me in tiny spiders handsome. I’m still itchy.”

“Brynn,” Frost looked at her judgmentally. “We both know that you won’t be able to protect Desdemona if she’s targeted again. And these assholes are going to come looking for her. You support. Just support the Arachne.”

“Please d-don’t make me,” Brynn pleaded while scratching her arm. “I don’t mind Lishri, she’s n-nice and she doesn’t speak their skit-it-it-tery language around me. It makes my skin c-crawl. Please don’t make me escort them.”

“There’s nobody else that can do it,” Frost said sympathetically. “Do you really want them to try to do it without an escort? There are going to be children.”

“Frost,” Brynn’s pouted. “C-can’t we just come b-back for them after?”

“What if they’re attacked in the meantime?” Frost asked. “They just saved you and Desdemona from the followers of Riliandra. Are you going to risk them getting hurt just because they covered you in tiny spiders for a few minutes?”

“G-goddess damn you,” Brynn stomped. “Fine!”

“Speaking of Riliandra,” Frost glanced at the bound prisoners. He made eye contact with each of them as they hatefully stared up at him. Frost glanced at the Arachne and waived them away. “Could you back away from those soldiers?”

“Back away,” Chasa nodded as the Arachne quickly created some distance between themselves and prisoners.

As soon as they were out of range Frost continuously casted paralyze on each of the men before finally swapping to fireball. He stared at the experience bar over his abilities as the prisoners burned alive. As the last one fell, he gained a restricted ability point in fireball giving him just enough to level it to five. It’d be a while before paralyze earned enough points to level to six.

The Arachne stared at Frost like he was a monster and they were probably justified in looking at him that way. The humane thing to do would have been to decapitate them but instead he used them to level his abilities. But even more monstrous was the fact he didn’t really care. As far as he was concerned, they got off easy.

“They shouldn’t have touched my wives,” Frost said, answering the question the Arachne were all too afraid to ask.

“I suppose not,” Chasa said politely as the other Arachne looked on.

“My wife will escort you but she doesn’t speak the language,” Frost gestured at Brynn. “She should be able to talk to anybody who tries to stop your caravan though and since she’s a princess of Zira, attacking her has consequences.”

“She didn’t seem to like the idea very much,” Chasa said. “Are you sure she’ll be okay?”

“Yeah,” Frost nodded. “She wasn’t a big fan of being covered in thousands of tiny spiders. But she’ll get over it. Her and Lishri are great friends.”

“Very well,” Chasa cleared her throat and bowed at Brynn. “Princess Brynn. I am Chasa.”

“You could have been speaking Ziran the entire time?” Brynn glared at them both.

“I apologize,” Chasa said while gesturing at the other Arachne. “The herald speaks our language better than I do yours. I will try to practice with you during our journey.” Chasa gestured at her back. “You should probably climb on. It’ll be faster.”

“Brynn,” Frost smiled at the terrified bard. “I promise to do something nice for you to make up for this.”

“Goddess help me…” Brynn whined.

CHAPTER 19

When Frost arrived back at the castle with Desdemona he was quickly escorted inside. The elves immediately questioned Brynn’s absence and King Asmund had plenty of questions of his own. He wanted to know every detail of the pursuit as well as any information that might assist him in finding the Prophet of Riliandra and his cohorts.

King Asmund wasn’t thrilled about Frost executing citizens of Rilia but he was willing to look the other way under the circumstances. Unfortunately, he wasn’t willing to look the other way when it came to the Arachne.

“The Arachne are citizens of Rilia,” King Asmund said authoritatively while staring at Frost. They’d secured a small conference room to discuss the matter but after over an hour of arguing they’d gotten nowhere. “Relocating to Pluma is nothing short of treason.”

“Queen Lishri of the Arachne is a citizen of Pluma,” Frost argued. “The other two queens are her siblings and the others are their children. Technically, they are already my citizens. They can’t be considered traitors for living in a territory they’re citizens of.”

“They’ve lived in Rilia for years,” King Asmund said in disbelief. “And your territory only recently came into existence. You can’t simply grant them citizenship and say they’re yours now. I’m not going to let you assemble an army of Arachne on my border.”

“It won’t be an army Dari,” Desdemona said pleadingly. The horned demoness gripped her brother’s arm like a small child begging for a toy. “I promise!”

“Des,” King Asmund shook his head. “Arachne are dangerous. Because they helped you, I’m willing to consider finding them a forest somewhere in Rilia but I can’t let the herald raise an army of them on my border.”

“That’s awfully cold. I’m not just a herald,” Frost pulled Desdemona to his side and squeezed her tight. The pale demoness reflexively buried her face in his chest while basking in his affection. “I’m also your brother-in-law. And the Arachne don’t want to live here. You hunted them and burnt their nests. Do you think they’re going to trust you?”

“That was the previous king,” King Asmund said defensively.

“Rilia burnt their nests killing hundreds if not thousands of their babies over the years,” Frost said. “They’re not going to want to stay here when they can live in my territory under my protection.”

“Fiora’s not going to be fucking thrilled about a bunch of spider cunts breeding on our fucking border either,” Slade said joining the conversation. He and the elves had been mostly quiet regarding the situation. “They should stay in fucking Rilia. Preferably as far west as fucking possible. They’re pests. They fucking breed like locust and they’re fucking dangerous.

“I can say the same about humans,” Frost argued while gesturing at Slade. “But I don’t see the Arachne running around burning orphanages filled with children. I mean, fuck guys. It’s not like I’m mister fucking morality but burning their fucking nests? Fuck. You burnt their fucking babies! They’re not staying here! And as for Zira, you don’t have the best fucking track record with demihumans either.”

“I’ll admit we’re cunts,” Slade grumbled. “But tough choices like burning spider nests are what make us the top cunts.”

“Slade,” Hestia stomped her foot. “No!”

“Humans,” Ena snarled. “They have the nerve to call us inferior when they’re so terrified of others they resort to burning their nests.”

“Killing their babies is wrong,” Lysandra nodded approvingly.

“The fact that this seems to be a controversial view is problematic,” Frost said while gesturing at the elves.

“Please Dari,” Desdemona pleaded. “They saved me. Can’t you just let them come with us?”

“Fine, but their breeding will need to be regulated,” King Asmund sighed while staring at his sister. “They’re not to exceed…”

“Not happening,” Frost laughed. “I’m not about to start saying who can fuck who and who can lay eggs where or how many eggs they can lay. I’m certainly not going to start stomping on eggs because they’ve gone over a fucking quota. As far as I’m concerned, everybody can fuck everybody and have whatever babies they want until we’re all a bunch of eight-legged dog-eared people with cat claws, fluffy bunny tails, and demon horns. Let the pieces fall where they fucking may.”

“Fuck,” Slade laughed. “That’s one fucked up visual.”

“No,” King Asmund said sternly. “If you’re going to take them then you’re going to regulate their population. It’s not about whether they’re a problem now. It’s about our descendants. What will they say about us if we allow for the world to be overrun by Arachne?”

“No fucking clue but they’ll be saying it in Arachnean,” Frost joked. “If you want to talk about legacies and the future you’re talking to the wrong guy. I could conquer the world and the first thing in the history books about me will be a lewd full-page picture of me fucking Lysandra.”

“Really?” Lysandra said excitedly. “You think they’d choose me for the picture?”

“Why does she get to be in the picture?” Renna objected as the house of cards she was working on toppled over. “Pictures are of young beautiful women! Nobody wants to see you fucking this burlap sack! It should be me!”

“Shouldn’t his wives be in the picture?” Desdemona said quietly into his chest. He tried not to laugh as she looked up at him with those big crimson eyes.

“Sure,” Frost held his hands out silencing the women. “You can all be in the picture that doesn’t exist. That wasn’t the point. My point is, I’m not worried about the future. I want to help them. I’m going to help them. Maybe it’s the wrong decision but in my experience, not being a cunt is normally the right decision.”

“Says the cunt,” Slade interjected.

“You can’t predict the future,” Frost smirked. “For all you know the Arachne will someday save your lives and you’ll be the king that fostered that relationship.”

“That’s a fair point,” Queen Rebecca said as she and the four other queens joined them in the conference room. “There are plenty of forgotten kings and plenty of kings remembered for strange reasons. You never really know.”

“Glad you could join us,” King Asmund sneered while keeping his distance from the women.

“Are you still upset?” Queen Alicia scoffed. “If a little light treason upsets you then you should just abdicate now.”

“I haven’t even done anything wrong!” Tabitha said angrily.

“She’s not lying,” Hestia volunteered while pointing at Tabitha. “She just wants to have babies. And Queen Silvana hasn’t done anything wrong yet.”

“Yet?” King Asmund asked.

“It’s nothing,” Queen Silvana rolled her eyes while taking a seat on the large conference table. “As long as my child is the heir.”

“She intends to kill our babies,” Rebecca said calmly. “Fortunately, all of our children will be sent to Solara to receive proper educations. Far outside of this monster’s reach.”

“We were discussing the Arachne,” Frost reminded the king as the queen’s each took positions far away from each other. “Unless we’re finished?”

“Let him have the insects,” Queen Roselle said politely. “You’ll have control over the herald because of Desdemona anyway.”

“You mean you’ll have control over him with whatever whores your country sends to seduce him,” Queen Alicia said angrily.

“What’s this about whores now?” Frost asked as Lysandra elbowed him in the ribs. “What?”

“Says the woman who ordered the assassination of the princess,” Queen Tabitha chimed in. “Which you should still stand trial for.”

“Assassinations that stopped as soon as Desdemona was to be wed,” Alicia said as if that made a difference. “And I never hired a single assassin. If King Asmund has a problem he can take it up with the Herald of Niri.”

“I just might,” King Asmund said while glaring at Alicia. “Herald Frost, my wives have given me an idea about how to handle this.”

“What?” Frost asked curiously.

“Desdemona will provide an heir to your territory,” King Asmund said cheerfully. “If Desdemona provides an heir then…”

“No,” Frost answered without hesitation. “Desdemona won’t be providing any heirs.”

“What?” King Asmund’s cheer was replaced by unbridled fury. “Why not?”

“It’s okay Dari,” Desdemona said as red tears welled up in her eyes. “If the herald doesn’t want to have children with me, I’m okay with that. I’m lucky to be married at all.”

“Don’t feel bad,” Frost scoffed while gently running his finger up one of her long horns. “I just don’t want you to die.”

“What are you talking about?” King Asmund asked. “Why would she die?”

“You said that demons eat their way out of their mothers,” Frost said.

“No,” King Asmund said sharply. “Desdemona’s a demon. Demons don’t eat other demons. She would be fine giving birth. She ate her way out of our mother because our mother was a human and demon babies can’t control themselves.”

“You were worried about me?” Desdemona smiled happily while wiping away her tears. For the first time she didn’t bother hiding her fanged teeth. “You’d choose me over having a baby?”

“I’d choose a dagger to the taint over having a baby,” Frost scoffed while stroking Desdemona’s long red hair. She really did look like an evil little monster as she gazed up at him with that fanged smile and those crimson eyes. “You’re so beautiful when you smile.”

“Fucking degenerate,” Slade grumbled.

“Knowing that she’ll be fine where do you stand on the heir?” King Asmund asked.

“What kind of time frame are we talking about?” Frost asked. “And is this a first-born situation? Does it matter if it’s a boy or a girl?”

“Any heir would suffice,” King Asmund answered. “As for time frame, how about within the year?”

“Within the next decade would be better,” Frost offered.

“Pregnant within the year,” King Asmund said authoritatively. “If she’s pregnant within the year the Arachne can grow unfettered. One child for hundreds.”

“I don’t want the responsibility,” Frost said defiantly. “They’re too much responsibility. And if I give her a baby then Brynn’s going to want a baby. Not to mention the elves, every fucking one of them is baby crazy.”

“We’re not baby crazy,” Renna crossed her arms huffily. “They’re just cute with their teeny-tiny little hands.”

“And their little baby coo’s,” Lysandra joined in happily.

“And they’re so warm and cuddly,” Ena said like she was daydreaming.

“And their cute little laughs,” Fayeth said wishfully. “Not to mention when they start talking!”

“And they love you no matter what,” Hestia smiled happily. “It’s perfectly normal to love babies!”

“Yeah!” Lysandra and the elves nodded in agreement.

“See?” Frost said gesturing at the elves. “The entire fucking village is like that. Every fucking one of them. My infertility spell isn’t coming off anytime soon.”

“I don’t care about the elves,” King Asmund said while staring at his sister. “I care about my sister’s happiness.”

“Her,” Frost glanced down and Desdemona was staring at him excitedly. “Fuck, you’re baby crazy too?”

“It’s not crazy!” Desdemona insisted. “Their little smiles are the cutest and they love their mommy even if their mommy’s a demon.”

“Fucking hell,” Frost sighed while closing his eyes and checking the remaining duration on his infertility spell. He reapplied it just to be safe and decided he should probably train himself to reapply it daily even if he doesn’t have to. “If I decide to start putting babies in people, I’ll put one in Des. But I’m not even considering it. I’m too busy to be raising kids. Not to mention I’m not going to be staying in a village full of pregnant elves.”

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra tugged his arm and pouted at him. Her violet eyes looked twice as large as normal. “When elves are pregnant, we’re insatiable.”

“Ravenous,” Renna nodded excitedly.

“Voracious,” Fayeth smiled coyly.

“Fanatical,” Ena confirmed while pretending to tickle a baby’s ears. “And babies are so cute with their big bright eyes and pointy little ears.”

“If I start producing heirs, she gets one,” Frost told the king while trying to ignore the elves. “That’s the best I’ll do.”

“I’d prefer it sooner rather than later,” King Asmund said sternly. “But fine. It’ll make Desdemona happy and it’ll solidify our relationship.”

“Good,” Frost glanced around the table. “We should probably make arrangements to leave as soon as the Arachne arrive. There’s also the matter of that fucking prophet.”

“I’ll get him eventually,” King Asmund grinned. “It’s time consuming but every day he has fewer and fewer allies among the nobility.”

“Because you kill them,” Slade chuckled as the king glared at him. “That was a statement, not a judgement. Anyway, I’ll make sure everything is ready for the morning.”

“I’ll make sure the patrols between here and your territory are doubled,” King Asmund said. “I hope our two countries can have a good relationship.”

“That should be pretty easy,” Frost laughed. “Don’t try to kill any of my people and I won’t try to kill any of yours. It’s not a difficult concept. The only reason I’m in your country is because you invited me. My plan was to spend the week in the temple eating, sleeping, and fucking.

“Right,” King Asmund smirked. “Well, let’s hope Lady Brynn Hilde arrives soon with the Arachne’s so you can get back to eating, sleeping, and fucking.”

“Let’s hope,” Frost grinned.

CHAPTER 20

Brynn sent word that the Arachne wouldn’t arrive until the next morning using a messenger in a village near the forest so Frost and the others would have to spend another night in the castle.

To ensure their safety, the king locked down an entire floor of the castle for Frost and the elves. He significantly increased the number of guards and set up checkpoints at every stairwell. Additionally, multiple patrols were assigned for the floors both above and below them ensuring that missing guards would be noticed. He wasn’t taking any chances.

After a hectic evening and a rough day, they were all fairly quick to fall asleep in a warm cuddly mass on a large soft bed. Frost would have liked to have stayed asleep but unfortunately woke up to the sounds coming from a nearby room.

He didn’t want to worry anybody without reason so he slipped out of bed and put his pants on to check things out for himself. He silently opened the door and stepped into the hall while careful not to disturb anybody.

The floor was massive with a lot of rooms but the stone walls and lack of decoration caused the sound to carry. Frost paused and listened while trying to figure out where the sound was coming from and once he figured it out, he activated his stealth ability and started slowly moving that direction.

The sound was coming from the far end of a nearby hall and as he got closer, he realized it was the sound of moaning. Not the type of moaning a person would make if they were injured either.

He smiled and moved closer to the origin of the moans but stopped when he realized it could still be at trap. Different hunt, different bait, and if they were hunting him that would be the bait that got him.

He noticed the door was opened a crack and cautiously moved toward it while simultaneously readying both the paralyze spell and a barrier. Frost contemplated going back for his sword.

“Frost,” a voice squeaked out from the room. “That feels so good.”

Frost briefly wondered he’d heard right. The sound was muffled with something so he could have been hearing what he wanted to hear. He was tired. The moaning intensified and he figured there was only one way to find out.

“Yes,” the voice whimpered. “Right there. Don’t stop. Fill me up, please.”

He quietly opened the door and saw his dirty shirt bunched up on what was unmistakably Ena’s face. Even if he couldn’t see her face, he recognized gorgeous breasts and wide hips. Her fingers were alternating between rubbing her pink clit and penetrating her pussy as she held the shirt on her face.

“I know,” Ena moaned into the shirt. “I love you the most too.”

Frost bit his lip as he watched Ena’s gorgeous body squirm while she spread her legs to hook her fingers deeper inside of herself. He waited for her to moan so he could close the door without her noticing. His stealth ability gave him a sense of where he could stand to not be noticed although if she was alerted to his presence that all went out the window.

“Harder,” Ena whimpered as she forcefully thrust her fingers inside of herself. “Yeah, like that. This pussy is yours my love.”

His cock was already pressing against his pants and he contemplated how best to approach the situation. The elves weren’t joking when they said Ena was pent up if the debauched elf had resorted to stealing his shirt.

“Yes,” Ena’s body shuddered as she thrust her hips into the air and rubbed her pussy. “I’m yours Frost, you can do whatever you want with me.”

Frost smirked as he decided to do just that. He kicked off his pants and tossed them into a spot that was sure to get her attention and Ena jumped up like she’d just been, well, like she she’d just been caught masturbating.

“What are you…” Ena’s expression was a mix of fear and anger as she stared at him. She looked at the shirt on the bed and then herself. “How long have you been there?”

“Long enough,” Frost smirked as he stepped toward the bed. Ena looked absolutely perfect as she knelt there attempting to cover her large chest with one hand and her dripping pink pussy with the other. He smiled at her dripping cunt as she glared at him angrily with her sexy azure eyes. “Keep going.”

“What?” Ena said as she stared at him while desperately trying to maintain her composure. “I don’t know what you think you saw...”

“I saw you masturbating with my shirt while you moaned my name,” Frost said smugly while slowly stroking his cock. Ena’s eyes fixated on it hungrily at it as she contemplated her situation. “I said keep going.”

“If I do,” Ena panted as she slowly moved the hand covering her soaked pussy. Her fingers slowly circled her gorgeous pink pussy. “Then you won’t tell anybody about this. Right?”

“We’ll see,” Frost smiled as he climbed onto the bed with her. “It depends on if you’re a good girl or not.”

“I’m listening, aren’t I?” Ena panted as her fingers nimbly worked her clit. Her hips swayed side to side gently as she increased her pace. The blonde elf trembled as she looked down at his thick twitching cock. The stubborn blue-eyed squire licked her lips. “Just remember, I’m only doing this because you’re making me.”

“Making you? Should I leave then?” Frost teased while climbing onto the bed.

“No!” Ena snapped while grabbing his arm with her slippery hand. “I…I don’t trust you won’t tell anybody.”

“Okay,” Frost said as he moved the arm covering her large breasts. They were absolutely perfect but really her entire body was a masterpiece. There was something so perfectly balanced about her. From her long muscular legs to her sexy wide hips all the way to up to her ethereal gaze.

Frost gently caressed the damp hand she’d placed on his arm and pulled it toward his mouth. He licked the juices off her fingers while smiling at the quivering elf.

“Continue,” Frost said while guiding the hand back between her legs. He gently gripped her other hand and directed it toward his hard cock.

“Goddess,” Ena whimpered and tried to hide her smile as she placed her hand on him. The blonde elf reflexively gripped it and started panting while rapidly rubbing her clit. Ena’s hand started moving on its own as she let out a quiet gasp. “I know what you’re trying to do. You’re not going to make me say it too.”

“Say what?” Frost smirked.

“That I lo…” Ena growled as she realized she almost fell for it. “I’m not going to say it.”

“You don’t have to say it,” Frost laughed as he reached down toward Ena’s pink pussy and moved past her hand as she rubbed her clit and slipped a finger inside of her. She was completely drenched with excitement he slowly massaged her sensitive spot. “But you do have to say who this pussy belongs to?”

“Mmm,” Ena bit her lip as he gently as she moved her hand from her clit to her breast. She began massaging herself as Frost teased her soaked hole. She let out a quiet frustrated growl. “You.”

“Good girl,” Frost smirked as the elf looked away in embarrassment. He slipped a second finger into her soaked pussy and rhythmically stroked her insides as her wetness increased. “Good girls get rewarded. Are you going to be a good girl?”

“Yes,” Ena answered begrudgingly while rocking on his fingers.

“I want to hear you say it all,” Frost grinned wickedly as he hooked his fingers pulled gently on her pussy, like he was tugging on a pet’s leash.

“I’ll be a good girl,” Ena whimpered as Frost stirred her insides. He grabbed her chest with his free hand as she moved hers to his. “I’ll do whatever you want.”

“Do you know what I really want?” Frost growled while moving his hand from her soft breast to her sensitive elf ear. He stroked it gently as she let out a soft sigh. He’d spent hours with Lysandra mastering his technique for playing with the elves’ sensitive ears. He’d start by gently stroking it before toying with the tip. He loved watching their expressions change as he tried different tricks on their long soft ears. “I want to make you entirely mine.”

“Yes,” Ena gasped as she rocked on his fingers as he gently pinched the tip of her ear.

“Are you sure?” Frost asked with a dark undertone while caressing her face with his free hand. “Do you understand what that means?”

“Yes,” Ena moaned as her pussy squeezed his fingers. Even with only two inside of her the pressure was intense. “You want to violate every part of me.”

“Good,” Frost leaned forward and forcefully kissed the blonde elf while pushing her backward onto the bed. The confident squire looked so helpless as she laid naked beneath him, staring vulnerably with those gorgeous cerulean eyes. Her hand trembled on his thick cock as she instinctively spread her legs for him. “Ask for it properly. Like a good girl.”

“Please fuck me,” Ena blushed as she guided his cock toward her dripping pussy. “Please Herald Frost.”

Frost leaned down and kissed Ena’s soft slender neck as the blonde elf moaned and rolled her hips, begging for his cock. Frost took his time, teasing her drenched opening with the tip, savoring her slippery warmth as he prepared to slide inside.

“Oh goddess, oh goddess,” Ena whined as the tip of Frost’s thick cock slid into her excited cunt. “Frost! You’re inside me.”

“Barely,” Frost teased as he enjoyed her pulsing warm walls on his thick cock. He thrust himself deeper as her tight pussy constricted around him. He couldn’t believe how fucking powerful her grip was as she squeezed.

“Does that feel good?” Ena gasped as she squeezed him again.

“It feels fucking amazing,” Frost said while thrusting himself to the base. “You can squeeze as hard as you want.”

“Really?” Ena panted as excitement filled her eyes. The blue-eyed elf wrapped her arms around him and stared directly at him like she was standing across from an enemy. She gripped him as hard as she could, squeezing his cock like she intended to keep it as it slid along her slippery walls. “Are you sure?”

“Fuck,” Frost bit his lip as he thrust himself deeper. “That’s fucking amazing.”

“I’ve been practicing,” Ena whined as she wrapped her legs around him and increased her grip. “I’ve been practicing so much.”

“For your elf lord?” Frost teased as he leaned in and kissed her.

“For you,” Ena mumbled as her face turned red. “You bastard.”

“You are so fucking sexy when you look at me like that,” Frost smiled and buried his face in her neck. Ena’s hands slid up and down his back as he pushed his thick cock deeper until he reached the back of her wet cunt. “Fuck you’re so amazing.”

“Frost,” Ena whimpered his name as her juices poured over his cock making thrusting easier. Her body started shaking and he could feel every pulse as her pussy bound him. “Oh goddess, your cock is amazing. Frost, fill me up. Please.”

“Fuck,” Frost growled as his cock throbbed. Her insides pulsed against him, practically vibrating against him as his tip pressed against her deepest recesses. His cock seized and he started pouring his seed into Ena, filling the blonde elf as she moaned excitedly. Every spasm of his cock released more as Ena panted happily as he filled her.

“No wonder they’re always chasing you,” Ena gasped as she wiggled her hips, as if hoping to get more out of him. “It feels so warm inside. Like you’re filling me with love.”

“I am,” Frost said while taking the elf’s lips. He slid his hard cock from the warmth of Ena’s cum-filled cunt and looked down at himself. “And I’m going to fill every part of you with my love. You know what comes next, right?”

“Mmhm,” Ena licked her lips as she rolled over and crawled to him on hands and knees. He loved seeing the stubborn squire on her hands and knees like a docile pet. She made her way toward his cock and dutifully licked it while staring at him with those rebellious blue eyes.

Ena started by slowly circling her tongue on the tip of his cock, gathering up the mixture of their juices and drinking it down. After cleaning the tip, she slowly made her way down the side of the shaft. His cock tensed as she moved up and down the side slurping up every bit of her glistening nectar before making her way back to the tip. She alternated between laps and kisses as she stared up at him while worshipping his cock.

“You’re so beautiful,” Frost said as Ena lovingly kissed his manhood. The elf smirked and took the tip of it into her mouth and proceeded to take it down slowly, her tongue slithering against the base as he entered her mouth. “We should have been doing this sooner.”

“Mmhm,” the elf’s eyes watered as she slowly took him deep into her throat. Her esophagus gripped his cock as she masterfully took him entirely to the base. If that wasn’t amazing enough, she started slowly bobbing her head on her own, stroking his cock with her slender throat. She pulled it completely out and smiled at him as she kissed the tip. “Does that feel good?”

“Fuck yes,” Frost moaned as Ena lapped up her saliva. “How are you so good at that?”

“I practiced with vegetables,” Ena said while wiping away her tears. “I’ve been hoping to show you all month you bastard.”

“You should have just showed me,” Frost sighed as Ena slowly licked the tip, teasing him. “You’re so difficult sometimes.”

“You’re the difficult one,” Ena growled. “Tell me you love me, touch me, chase me. Don’t make me come to you. I want to be wanted.”

“Fuck,” Frost groaned as Ena ambushed his cock, taking it to the base while pressing her hands against his thighs. She slid back until her tongue was slithering against the tip and then dove back down. Over and over again it felt like he was freshly penetrating the elf’s throat as his pleasure built. “Ena, fuck. I’m going to…”

“Mmff!” Ena’s moan vibrated on his cock increasing the pleasure as he released into her stomach. The elf thrust her fingers inside of her cum-filled pussy while holding her stomach with her free hand, as if to feel his seed filling her.

“Ena,” Frost sighed as he started to pull his cock away. Ena dove forward not allowing him to escape, keeping him captive in her mouth until she was satisfied. Her tongue slithered against his shaft until she confirmed that she’d gotten every last drop. “Holy fuck.”

“So do you?” Ena glared up at him judgmentally as she removed his cock from her mouth.

“Do I what?” Frost asked confused.

“Want me,” Ena asked with a strange mix of fear and hope in her eyes. It took him a second to realize what it was, vulnerability. “Do you?”

“I’ve always wanted you,” Frost scoffed as he ran his fingers through her long blonde hair. Ena froze as if his words turned her to stone. “What?”

“Always,” Ena said in disbelief. “Even when I was mean to you. Even when I called you names. Even when I thought you were here to hurt us?”

“Always,” Frost smiled as he leaned down and kissed her forehead. “You were right to not trust me; I can be a real bastard. But I’ve always wanted you,” Frost reached around the blonde elf and gripped her ass. He squeezed it tight while pulling to spread it. “I’ve always wanted every part of you.”

“Frost,” Ena trembled as she slowly turned away from him. The elf laid flat on her stomach and placed her hands on her ass, spreading herself for him. “You can have every part of me.”

“You’re so fucking sexy,” Frost couldn’t look away as the elf began moving her own fingers inward, toying with her asshole as Frost looked on. Ena stared slowly wagging her ass back and forth. “Are you sure?”

“Yes,” Ena said. “But you still can’t tell anybody! They’ll never shut up.”

“So you want to hide it from them?” Frost laughed while running his fingers from her drenched cunt to her beautiful asshole, spreading her natural lubricant. “You know they’ll find out eventually. And what about Fayeth?”

“She’ll be the worst,” Ena moaned. “She’s already always wearing your shirts during sex and asking me to call her by your name to tease me.”

“Is that what you think she’s doing,” Frost laughed as the visual of Fayeth fucking Ena while pretending to be him. The busty blonde was clearly doing it to get Ena off, not tease her. He slid a finger in Ena’s asshole as the elf let out a quiet moan. “If you’re already moaning at that.”

“Shut up,” Ena blushed. “I’m giving myself to you. You better appreciate it.”

“You know if you’re mine you can never have that handsome elf lord you’re always droning about,” Frost teased as he slipped a second finger in. “Are you okay with that?”

“I only need you,” Ena whimpered. “Just promise to never leave me.”

“I can promise that,” Frost grinned as he moved the tip of his saliva-soaked cock to her tiny asshole. He slowly pushed the tip, stretching Ena’s delicate ass while entering her. It was like thrusting into a soft warm inferno as the heat of his insides permeated his cock. “You okay?”

“Yes,” Ena moaned as she slid her hand between her legs and began rubbing herself. “It hurts a little but it feels good.”

Ena’s ass was squeezing him harder than her pussy was as he looked down as the squirming elf. He thrust his hard cock deeper as she let out a soft whimper like a wounded animal. He stopped halfway and slowly pulled out as she sighed in relief, allowing her time to adjust.

“You okay?” Frost asked while he slowly moved in and out. The warmth of her insides was almost overwhelming as he gently fucked her ass. “It’s okay to…”

“Keep doing that,” Ena moaned while roughly working her clit.

“Okay,” Frost grinned as he slowly thrust his cock inside causing her to tense and squeal before pulling it slowly out. Ena let out another relieved whimper as he pulled his cock out. “Ena?”

“That feels really good,” Ena moaned. “Does it feel good for you?”

“So fucking good,” Frost smirked as he slowly drove his cock in again, this time almost entirely to the base as Ena moaned into the mattress. Her body tensed as he held himself there stretching her, then he slowly pulled out again as Ena released another sexy sigh.

“Make me yours,” Ena whimpered while lifting her ass into him, the soft cheeks pressing against his pelvis. “Please make me yours.”

“Fuck,” Frost said as he slowly drove his cock into Ena’s tight ass, fighting for every warm inch until he reached the base. The elf squirmed beneath him as his thick cock stretched her insides. Rather than pull it out, he thrust as if he could get just a bit deeper causing Ena to squeak. Frost bit his lip as his urge to truly make her his took over. “Who do you belong to?”

“You,” Ena whined as Frost pulled out slightly before delivering another powerful thrust.

“Who’s that pussy belong to?” Frost asked while roughly fucking her ass.

“You,” Ena whimpered as she squirmed beneath him. “My pussy belongs to you.”

“Who’s that sexy mouth belong to?”

“You Herald Frost,” Ena squeaked as Frost delivered several forceful thrusts to her asshole. Her plump ass pressing against his hips with every powerful drive. “My mouth belongs to you.”

“And what about this thick fucking ass,” Frost gave her ass a powerful smack.

“My ass belongs to you,” Ena gasped as her body seized beneath him. He heard the splash of her juices on the mattress beneath them. “I belong to you.”

“Do you love me?” Frost growled while thrusting himself to the base while rolling his hips. Ena shivered and moaned as he buried himself inside of her. “Say it.”

“I love you,” Ena cried out as more liquid splattered. Frost’s cock seized inside of her tight asshole as he poured his seed inside of her. “Goddess, I’m yours Herald Frost.”

“That’s right,” he growled as he leaned down and gently bit her ear. Ena shuddered as he held himself inside. “You’re mine Ena.”

“I’m yours,” Ena’s body spasmed as he slowly pulled his cock from the blonde elf’s gaping asshole. “All yours.”

“Ena,” Frost kissed her shoulder and moved to her ear. “I love you.”

“Goddess,” Ena moaned as her body spasmed one last time. “Say it again.”

“I love you,” Frost kissed her cheek as she laid there.

Ena and Frost cuddled up next to each other as the blonde trembled in his arms. Her normal rebellious demeanor replaced with a happy loving one as she buried her face in his chest. She looked up at him with her gorgeous cerulean eyes and smiled.

“You can’t tell anybody,” Ena said as her face turned red. “They’ll never let me hear the end of it.”

“So you want to keep sneaking around?” Frost smirked. “I’m fine with it if you are. Step one is sneaking back into the room without anybody noticing. That could be tricky.”

CHAPTER 21

Frost and the others took the carriage to the eastern gate of the city where they met up with a horde of two hundred Arachne. He scanned the mass of black bodied spiderfolk and realized that while a few of them were upwards of level fifty, a vast majority were low level.

Additionally, at least fifty of them were children and practically latched themselves to an exhausted red-haired Arachne he assumed was Queen Slakka. As his eyes met the lifeless gaze of Queen Slakka, he realized what true hopelessness looked like.

“I-it’s a-about t-time,” Brynn said while running toward the wagon. Her arms and legs were covered in red streaks as if she’d been scratching nonstop. “T-there’s t-too many.”

“Brynn,” Frost said while resisting the urge to scratch himself. “It’s just like Lishri.”

“N-no,” Brynn pouted as she climbed into the wagon and cuddled up next to Renna. The green-haired elf started gently stroking her hair, calming the trembling bard. “One is fine. B-but that many…and all of the hissing and clicking.”

“I suppose I could see that,” Frost said as the Arachne conversed with each other. After leveling his language ability, the hissing and clicking simply sounded like words to him. All he heard was excited women talking about how nice Brynn was for escorting them. “If it’s any consolation they all seem to really like you.”

“N-not a consolation,” Brynn whimpered as a shiver shot through her. “I know it’s not their f-fault but it’s the skittering. And Lishri doesn’t click and hiss.”

“If you put ten ability points into the language you no longer hear them talking as clicking and hissing,” Frost suggested. “But I can’t do much about the skittering.”

There was an awful lot of skittering as the children rushed around playing games. The adults set down their packs while they waited patiently for the journey to begin. There was a pretty healthy combination of both Arachne men and women and while the men were much smaller than women, he felt that might be normal for spiders. He really should have paid more attention in biology.

A few of the males had red cloaks similar to his signifying that they were consorts to the queens.

“Herald Frost,” Chasa bowed politely as she approached with four smaller male Arachne in tow. Although he probably shouldn’t have called them small. They were about his height if not slightly taller, which was small for an Arachne. “Thank you for having us.”

“You’re welcome,” Frost nodded while glancing at the exhausted Slakka sluggishly moving toward him. She was a level sixty-one spellweaver and would probably be as beautiful as Lishri if she had time to care for herself. The dark rings under her half-opened eyes and thin face made her look like a walking corpse. “Queen Slakka.”

“Huh?” Slakka looked around to see who said her name before realizing it was him. “I’m sorry. I haven’t slept in... when was the last time I slept? When did we get here? Who are you again?”

“It’s Herald Frost,” Chasa patted the confused redhead while simultaneously attempting to straighten some of the knots from her hair. “He’s going to take us back to his forest where we don’t need to worry about being hunted.”

“We’re being hunted?” Slakka asked. “Should I get the children ready to move?”

“Sorry about her,” Chasa said while sending the half-dead Arachne back to the children. “Normally a Queen’s consorts help with the child rearing but hers were killed defending her nest.”

“Sorry to hear that,” Frost said while glancing around at the rest of the tribe. “Why isn’t anybody else helping her?”

“Hm?” Chasa glanced around. “They focus on training, hunting, and defending the village. There isn’t much time to help her. But don’t worry, she can handle it.”

“She looks like she’s going to pass out,” Lysandra said judgmentally. “You really should help her more.”

“You speak Arachne?” Frost said glancing at the white-haired priestess sitting behind him.

“Of course,” Lysandra nodded. “I speak most languages. It’s common for priests and priestesses learn to speak multiple languages. Anyway, once we’re in the village the Arachne won’t need to train as much and should be able to spend more time helping the Lady Slakka.”

“If that’s what the herald wants,” Chasa said politely. “As agreed, we’re perfectly willing to work as needed.”

“Good,” Frost smiled while gesturing at the mass of skittering bug people. “But first we need to get back to the village. We’ll take the lead if you and some of your warriors want to take the rear.”

“Very well,” Chasa turned to the Arachne and began explaining the situation as they began sorting themselves into three single file lines. They moved out of the road to allow the wagon and horses to pass before forming up again.

“Slade,” Frost glanced at the sickly ninja looking around agitatedly as if everybody were out to get him. “You kind of look like shit again. We should probably have Robin check you out when we get back to the village.”

“Fuck off you dog-fucking cunt,” Slade snapped angrily. “I’m fucking fine.”

“If you say so,” Frost said before turning to the women in the wagon. Ena resigned herself to driving the wagon as Fayeth, Renna, and Lysandra chatted with Brynn and Desdemona in the back. “Anyway, we better get moving. We’ll be camping outdoors because there’s no way a village has room for us all.”

They started heading back to his territory and every Rilian they passed looked on in horror. It didn’t matter if they were traders or trained soldiers out on patrol, every one of them practically pissed themselves running when they saw Frost leading two hundred Arachne down the roads.

He contemplated cutting through the fields rather than taking the roads but the last thing he needed was to slow down the wagons or make the journey harder on the Arachne. Half of the Arachne children were climbing on the backs of the larger adults while the other half whined about being tired.

In hindsight, he probably should have asked for some more wagons. Even if the adults couldn’t use them the children could. Most of them were about the size of Brynn so they could have easily fit in wagons. He glanced at theirs but knew that Brynn would kill him if he made her share it with the children.

“Exercise won’t kill them,” Frost said while deciding the Arachne kids could hoof it.

“You’re awfully kind for somebody who thinks he’s not,” Lysandra laughed as if she were reading his mind. “You might be the only person in the world who’d invite a tribe of Arachne to live with him.”

“They’re talented weavers,” Frost grinned. “And we’re in desperate need of talented builders.”

“Builders?” Lysandra glanced at the Arachne and then back at Frost as he rode beside the wagon. “But they’re all soldiers and spellcasters. I only saw a few crafters.”

“You’ll see,” Frost said while thinking about the tent Lishri had built for them. She not only had time to sew elaborate designs, but also figure out the perfect places to connect and support it for maximum stability. It was no different than a typical spider designing a web and if he could apply that same ingenuity to construction, he could solve his housing situation. “We’ll train them and they’ll do great.”

“And where are they going to live in the meantime?” Lysandra asked. “They won’t fit in most of the buildings and the temple won’t fit more than a few dozen if they sleep on top of each other.”

“They’re not staying in the damn temple,” Brynn said authoritatively. “I don’t care where they stay but not in the temple!”

“Not in the temple obviously,” Frost laughed. “We’ll probably have to set up tents in the meantime. It’s not ideal but it’ll be fine.”

“It’ll be fine,” Ena said cheerfully as the others eyed her suspiciously. “What?”

“What do you mean it’ll be fine?” Fayeth said moving closer to Ena and sniffing her. “Why are you so happy today? You’ve been smiling all day?”

“I’m happy to be going home!” Ena said grumpily. “I’ve hated every moment of this stupid trip!”

“She does seem happy,” Renna growled while smelling Ena’s hair. “Something’s different.”

“I’m allowed to be happy that we’re going home!” Ena said while lifting her fist threatening. “Do you have a problem with that?”

“That’s more like you,” Fayeth said pensively while narrowing her eyes. “But I’m watching you.”

“What do you think you’re going to see?” Ena replied while gesturing at the horses. “Fine! Watch me drive horses the entire trip!”

“I will,” Fayeth said while making herself comfortable in the seat next to Ena. The large chested blonde stared at Ena like an annoying sibling while Ena concentrated on not looking suspicious. “The entire trip.”

“Me too,” Renna said hopping to the other side of Ena and staring. “The entire trip.”

“What are they doing?” Desdemona asked Brynn while pointing at the three elves. Renna examined Ena in an exaggerated manner while Fayeth sat as still as a statue and stared. It looked like Ena might explode any minute.

“Annoying Ena,” Brynn chuckled while fluffing the bag behind her and pulling out her flute. “It’s one of their favorite travel games.”

“Oh,” Desdemona said. “Am I allowed to play?”

“I wouldn’t if I were you,” Brynn smiled and shook her head. “The game ends with Ena punching each of them in the leg until they cry for mercy.”

“That doesn’t seem like a fun game,” Desdemona pouted as Brynn started playing her flute. She looked around at everybody and pulled out a deck of cards. She started playing some weird variation on solitaire as they continued their long trip.

As expected, the villages and towns they passed through greeted Frost with outright hostility. None of them wanted Arachne within a hundred miles of them. Fortunately, the weather was nice enough that they didn’t need anything other than blankets to sleep outside.

Mealtime went fast, especially for Des who practically inhaled her boar. Even the Arachne were alarmed by how quickly she devoured a ten-pound slab of meat. The demoness continually found herself looking for private spots to finish her meal in order to avoid embarrassment.

It was probably the most disconcerting thing about her. She was kind, quiet, and polite but her eating was a reminder that she could probably devour your entire arm in a matter of minutes. Afterward she’d wipe her face and return to the same cute well-mannered demoness as if nothing had happened.

When they arrived in Midvale the guards let them through without issue which surprised Frost given how through they’d been without the Arachne. He supposed it made sense that the swarm of spiderfolk would encourage them to expedite the process.

“Oy,” Slade rode up next to him. “Dog-fucker.”

“What?” Frost groaned as they made their way through the city.

“We need to get out of here you blind fuck,” Slade said gesturing at the civilians. Frost looked around and had no idea what Slade was pointing at. The people of Midvale were all going about their day to day activities like they normally would. “Are you fucking blind or stupid?”

“You can be a prick or you can spit it out,” Frost said while glancing around anxiously. Slade’s concern was getting to him.

“Everything looks normal to me,” Fayeth said calmly as they continued along the wide main road. People were leaving their houses and heading toward the markets like any other day. Various workers were clearing debris from the brick roads while others hammered away at some repair. “Everybody looks busy.”

“I don’t see anything out of the ordinary,” Brynn said joining the exercise in observation. They approached the central square of the city where the citizens were socializing and bartering with the peddlers in the market. “What’s the issue?”

“The issue is you’re walking through a fucking city with two hundred fucking Arachne,” Slade growled under his breath while gesturing at the people. “And not a single fucking one of them has fucking screamed.”

“Fuck,” Frost gripped his sword and scanned the crowd. There was far too much information to take in so he started adjusting his sense to only focus on the levels. Most of the levels were low, anywhere from five to twenty, but mixed in with the low levels were forties and fifties. “Everybody, get ready to fight.”

“Frost,” Brynn pointed up ahead where three large wagons were rolling into the square. Frost looked behind them and three similarly large wagons were rolling up behind them. He hadn’t even noticed them setting up. “What’s the plan handsome?”

“Probably going to have to kill them all,” Frost said as the high-level ambushers wove themselves into the crowds. The people knew the ambush was going to happen, they must have because they were so calm about the Arachne. They might not participate in the assault but they were allowing it to happen. “Don’t bother worrying about the civilians, they dug their own grave.”

“Fucking right,” Slade snarled while gesturing for Hestia to get down. The auburn-haired alchemist moved into the corner of the wagon between a couple mesh bags and curled up into a ball. Desdemona quickly followed suit.

“What’s happening?” Desdemona asked timidly. “I thought we were almost home.”

“Let the Arachne know what’s going on,” Frost said to Slade. “Then make yourself scarce. Ranged and casters take priority.”

“It’s not fucking amateur hour,” Slade scoffed as he calmly rode to the back of the procession.

Frost wanted to avoid a fight if possible. He wasn’t concerned about whether or not he and the elves would be okay, he could definitely protect them, but he was concerned about the Arachne. There were only about fifty decently leveled fighters within the Arachne’s ranks and the rest were either too low level to be of assistance or non-combatants. Not to mention the Arachne children were defenseless.

The wagons in front turned to block their path and the civilians in the square created a path for a small procession of soldiers. The leader of the group was a level fifty-eight templar and his entourage was made up of holy knights, priests, and an elementalist. All of the assembled fighters were in their mid-fifties.

“Herald Frost,” the templar stopped around twenty yards from the wagon. “I am Edmund Vessen, Templar of Riliandra. By order of the Prophet Owen, the voice of Riliandra herself, we are here to apprehend the sister of the usurper Darius Asmund.”

“Edmund Vessen,” Frost said calmly while keeping an eye on his surroundings. “Desdemona is my wife and if you think Riliandra sent you to apprehend the wife of another goddess’ herald, you’re a fucking idiot. Defensive positions!”

CHAPTER 22

The Arachne quickly formed a circle to protect the children and the queens and warriors took defensive positions while the elves and Brynn circled Desdemona in the back of the wagon. Slade had already faded away into nothingness and moved through the crowd hunting for targets.

“Give us the demon and we’ll let the rest of you leave,” Edmund said while pointing his sword at the wagon. “Darius Asmund is a traitor, murderer, and usurper. His sister is an abomination.”

“I already told you, that’s my wife you’re talking about,” Frost said while scanning the crowd. He focused on the levels and then probed deeper as he sorted the high-levels from the low. Nobody was particularly intimidating which explained why they were resorting to guerilla tactics. “Do you think you can take a herald’s wife without consequences?”

“Stand aside Herald Frost,” Edmund said undeterred by Frost’s implicit threat. “We have no quarrel with you or your subjects. We are enemies of the murderer Darius Asmund who unlawfully inhabits the throne of Rilia. We know that he forced you to marry his sister by threatening violence against your territory, there is no reason to protect her.”

“You seem to be misinformed,” Frost said while attempting to figure out a way out of their predicament. “If you want to kill King Asmund, I won’t get in your way…”

“We’re glad that you…”

“But,” Frost interrupted coldly. “Desdemona has nothing to do with your dispute. As of right now, I don’t give a damn what happens in Rilia. King Asmund can kill all of you or you all can kill him. Either way I’m not losing any sleep. It’s none of my concern and I have no intention of getting involved. But if you insist on targeting my wife, you’re forcing me to get involved. You don’t want to do that.”

“I don’t think you understand your situation Herald Frost,” the templar gestured at his surrounding troops. “We have you surrounded. Even if you manage to escape it’ll come at a steep price. Are you really willing to sacrifice the lives of your followers for one demon?”

“Herald Frost,” Desdemona called out from her spot beside Hestia in the wagon. “You should give me up to protect the Arachne. They won’t kill me but if we fight, innocents could get hurt.”

“I know,” Frost said while shaking his head. “I could always let them take you and chase after you later. But then what? Next week somebody will threaten Brynn or Lysandra. Somebody will kidnap a child from my village and demand my head.” He let out a loud groan while looking up at the sky. Frost ran his fingers through his hair and cracked his neck while mulling over his options. “I won’t give you Desdemona, but I do have an offer for you Ed.”

“We won’t accept anything except for the demon,” the templar said while signally his archers to get ready.

“You’re going to want to hear this offer,” Frost said while looking around at the assembled soldiers. “The offer is you walk away right now and in exchange I’ll pretend this never happened.”

“Excuse me?”

“Or!” Frost said loudly not only to the followers of Riliandra but the citizens of the city harboring them. “I will kill every man, woman, and child in this city for sheltering you. After which, I’ll spend the next year hunting down every follower of Riliandra and if I so much as hear her name I’ll cut out the tongue of whoever says it. So, the question isn’t whether or not I can protect a couple hundred of my followers, it’s whether you can protect thousands of yours. Every city where I find even a single one of your followers, I’ll burn to the ground until your goddess’ name is a profanity only uttered by the damned. I fucking dare you to so much as scratch one of my followers. See what happens.”

“You’re bluffing,” Edmund smirked. “Nobody would…”

“I come from a world where we killed over a hundred thousand people, men, women, children alike in a single blast,” Frost chuckled while shaking his head. “Make no fucking mistake, Shalia might be a goddess of love but she didn’t pull me from some peaceful world full of love and hope. She pulled me from a world where we’ve mastered killing to the point that we could eradicate all life in less time than it takes for you to take a fucking shit. And I sleep like a fucking baby. You think Darius Asmund is a warlord? You fuckers don’t even know what a war is.”

Frost looked around as the soldiers slowly backed away. A few held their ground while looking to the templar for instruction. A little over half of them seemed like they were ready to run while the other half appeared to be hoping for their commander to order the retreat.

The citizens themselves were even more nervous and many of them rushed their children inside. They were probably fine housing the followers of Riliandra and supporting them from the shadows but they didn’t sign up to actually be involved. As soon as they realized that Frost would treat them the same as combatants, they wanted out.

Edmund, despite all of his confidence was visibly shaken. He likely never imagined the type of destruction Frost just described to him and seemed to be reconsidering his options. He knew the only leverage he had was Frost’s followers and if Frost intended to let them die, he had nothing, making the threat of Frost taking vengeance on him all too real.

“Slade,” Frost made the gesture for cutting a throat then looked back at the elves. “Ena, Lysandra, Brynn, barriers! Protect everybody!”

“What,” Edmund tried to take a defensive stance as he realized that Frost had already made his choice for him. Frost launched himself forward and drew his sword while simultaneously casting paralyze with his free hand. The templar couldn’t so much as gurgle a command as he stood frozen while Frost’s sword pierced his neck.

“You should have never threatened what’s mine,” Frost whispered as he twisted the blade and yanked his sword to the side. The templar’s head rolled backwards and hung from his body, held by a small chunk of muscle and skin. Frost glanced at the rooftop and saw Slade dashing across slicing the throats of any archer or spellcaster in his path as they stood paralyzed by indecision.

“Frost!” Ena snarled while bashing a soldier with her shield sending him flying. “What should we do?”

“Just like we trained!” Frost commanded. “Lysandra and Brynn, heal and support! Fayeth and Renna, attack! Ena, defend!”

“On it!” Renna said excitedly drawing her daggers.

“You got it handsome,” Brynn said playing her flute. The petite bard leaped into the center of the Arachne circle as a massive whirlwind of air formed around the Arachne children.

“I’m a bit out of practice but I’ll do my best,” Lysandra said calmly while standing up on the wagon. She lifted her hands as a gentle blue glow began emanating from the beautiful priestess. With a wave of her hand an azure haze flowed forth enveloping everybody in a ten-yard radius in a protective shell. With another wave of her hand she began casting individual. “I can probably only keep this up for thirty minutes or so.”

“Thirty minutes,” Frost said as she scanned the calm priestess. Her mental strength was barely declining as she maintained mid-level barriers on not only those surrounding her, but at least a dozen Arachne. Her chest rose and fell rhythmically and he realized she was full of surprises as a level ten meditation buff appear above her head. “That’ll be plenty.”

“Dishonorable whoreson!” a holy knight screamed as he attempted to catch Frost off guard. Frost elegantly sliced the knight in half giving the surrounding knights even more reason to hesitate. It was a vicious cycle of hesitation leading to death leading to more hesitation.

Frost couldn’t deny the accusation of being dishonorable. It always seemed that the people with an overwhelming advantage screamed the loudest of honor. But when an honorable death was the prize for having honor, he’d pass.

“Hel...” a spellcaster screamed from a rooftop as Slade stabbed his stomach. The silver-haired ninja quickly spun the robed man like a ballroom dance partner, tearing out his guts. He smiled and posed for the three surrounding spellcasters as if he’d just finished a magic trick. He pointed his knife at the three as if deciding who to go after next and faded back into nothingness.

Slade likely had a similar mentality to his own but while Frost’s came from a sort of pragmatism, Slade’s came from a warped and cruel life. He wasn’t simply killing his opponents but making examples of them for everybody to see. He came out of nowhere delivering needlessly gruesome deaths like a horror movie villain before vanishing back into the shadows. Frost preferred to kill his enemies quickly while Slade turned it into a spectacle and spread fear.

Regardless of the way Frost felt about it, both methods seemed to be having the desired result. The enemies were in complete disarray.

“A little help!” Ena roared as she held back three powerful soldiers with a series of shield bashes and wild swings. The winded elf created a magical barrier blocking two attacks while deflecting another with her shield hand. Her opponents were all higher level than her but thanks to the supportive magic of Lysandra and Brynn she was just barely holding her own.

“Heads up!” Frost said while pulling out long dagger and launching it in Ena’s direction. The blonde elf quickly backed up and took a defensive stance as the dagger flew by her and cut through a soldier’s plate cuirass like it was nothing. The soldier fell to the ground as two others froze in their tracks.

“Bastard!” Ena snapped while shoving a panicking civilian to the side. The entire square was fleeing in terror as they realized that Frost may come after them next. “That could have killed me!”

“I wasn’t going to miss,” Frost said confidently since his precision was maxed out. It was possible for him to miss, but from that range it wasn’t likely. Even if he had missed, he certainly wouldn’t have missed by enough to hit her.

Frost dashed toward three soldiers attempting to escape. He took one of their heads with a horizontal slash from behind as the two others tripped over themselves trying to evade him. As they tumbled to the ground Frost mercilessly cleaved their skulls before moving to his next target.

He was focusing on the high-levels first, anybody who could potentially give Ena and the elves trouble needed to be dealt with personally. The Arachne appeared to be doing the same as Chasa hooked her massive spear into a soldier and flung him to the far side of the square. The crimson dragoon was terrifyingly fast and powerful as she tore her opponents apart with her barbed spear.

“Ahh!” Desdemona buried her head between her legs as an enormous fireball crashed against Lysandra’s barrier. “They’re going to kill us!”

“Everything is fine,” Lysandra said in a sing-song voice as she refreshed her barrier. A few arrows broke through only to be swept away by Brynn’s whirlwind. The white-haired priest didn’t flinch as a barrage of ice lances crashed against her barrier and transformed into a shimmering snowfall. She just continued smiling and casting spells. “Everything is fine. Nothing can hurt you. Everything is fine. Nothing can hurt you.”

“Trust us,” Fayeth said confidently while loosing an arrow at the enemies on the rooftops. “We’ll protect you.”

“Although I could use some help down here!” Ena snapped as she narrowly avoided a sword. The blonde squire intercepted an assassin making a break for the wagon using shield bash. After disorienting the assassin, Ena twisted her body and slammed her cudgel into the assassin’s ribcage causing them to tumble to the ground. “Why am I doing all the work?”

“I’m doing plenty!” Renna argued while dashing in and slicing the throat of the fallen assassin before dashing back out. The petite thief carefully selected her next target while ensuring Ena was always between her and the enemies. “You’re not the only one working hard you pent-up hag!”

“I am not a hag!” Ena said headbutting a soldier before bringing her cudgel down with an overhead swing.

“Just pent up,” Renna teased while stabbing the kidneys of a disoriented fighter.

“I’m not that either!” Ena roared angrily.

“Are my children secure?” Slakka asked with an eerie calmness that made Frost’s hair stand on end. The Arachne had been erecting barriers of their own as both the warriors and spellweavers took equidistant positions around the children.

One of the Arachne soldiers nodded at the queen and she slowly walked to the forefront of the crowd. Several Rilian soldiers immediately regretted their decision to attack Slakka as Chasa moved to defend her and effortless tore them to shreds.

Slakka’s eyes glowed red as she slipped on a pair of strange ebony gauntlets. Runic markings covered the claw-like metallic gloves and they started glowing as soon as the spellweaver put them on. The dark bags beneath the Arachne’s dead eyes faded away as crimson veins ignited beneath her pale flesh like a red webbing.

“Strands,” Slakka said she swiped her hands as if working an invisible loom. Her fingers moved rapidly as if she were pretending to craft something out of thin air but it quickly became clear she wasn’t crafting. The space in front of her began to glow and after a minute a single thread solidified. Slakka gently grabbed each end of the thread and tugged it. “I’ll call you Riliandra’s Remorse.”

The Arachne ripped the thread in half and instantly over a dozen soldiers fell to the ground and began hacking up blood. Their bodies spasmed as they desperately attempted to stand and found themselves unable.

“Help!” a soldier screamed as blood flowed from his eyes. “I can’t see! Somebody!”

“Fuck,” Frost gasped as the glowing Arachne began weaving her next spell. Her expression suggested that her previous spell was in fact a failure.

“Dammit!” Ena roared as she launched herself directly into an axe wielding knight. Her opponent attempted to cleave her as she summoned up a barrier, weakening the blow before it landed against her shield. Unlike the other soldiers, he seemed to have experience.

The fighter delivered a powerful kick to Ena’s chest throwing her off balance before pivoting to Fayeth. He rushed the blonde archer as she targeted a soldier in the distance.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Ena growled as she rushed after the fighter. He was out of her range and faster than she was but none of that mattered as she lifted her cudgel above her head and brought it crashing down. “You think I’m going to let you!”

A bright light came crashing down on the soldier knocking him to the ground. Frost tried not to get too distracted by what he could only describe as a smiting. Renna quickly slit the disoriented soldier’s throat as Ena looked on with equal confusion as those who’d seen it happen.

“Pay attention,” Frost reminded the blonde elf as she shook off what just happened and returned to defending the wagon.

“No, no, no,” Desdemona whined as she glanced around at the carnage. Her breathing increased as she buried her head further between her legs, attempting not to look at any of it.

“Are you okay?” Lysandra asked while placing her hand on Desdemona’s shoulder. “Don’t worry, we’ll protect…”

“It’s not that,” Desdemona whimpered while staring at a corpse right outside the wagon. Her face was turning red and she started panting as if she were ready to orgasm. “I can’t be around this…”

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra yelled anxiously. “Something’s wrong with Desdemona.”

“I’m not supposed to be around things like this,” Desdemona panted while sneaking glances of the carnage. “Dari always makes sure that I never see the bodies.”

“Oh, fuck,” Frost said as he glanced back at the red-eyed demoness. Her entire body was trembling and drool dripped from the corners of her mouth. “Can somebody get her a pig. I really don’t want to see…”

“Too late,” Lysandra whined as Desdemona leaped from the wagon and tore into a dead soldier’s neck. The demoness practically ripped his head off as her fangs gnawed on him.

“Oh god,” Frost turned away as he saw her devour a chunk of esophagus. “Fuck, I didn’t need to see that.”

“I’m so sorry,” Desdemona cried while eating the soldier she’d just killed. “I’m really sorry. They’re just so good…”

“It’s fine,” Frost said reassuringly while focusing on his opponents. “Nothing some toothpicks and a few gallons of liquor can’t fix.”

“I’m so sorry!” Desdemona wailed with a mouth full of human flesh. Red tears ran down her face as she continued to devour the soldier like he was a gallon of ice cream and she was a girl getting over a breakup.

“Mother fuckers,” Frost snapped furiously as he dashed toward a contingent of soldiers attempting to flee. “It’s your fucking fault I had to see that!”

Frost paralyzed each of them and took their heads with a few flicks of his wrist. It felt almost like cheating as the soldiers looked on helplessly while his sword slid into their chests, sliced through their necks, or cleaved their skulls. Anybody who entered his radius was as good as dead.

It was a slaughter and the citizens of the city certainly weren’t expecting it to be so one sided. Almost all of the soldiers with a brain ran off as soon as they saw the writing on the wall. Those that remained, well, if they weren’t dead, they were pretty much pissing themselves as the citizens turned on them. And the citizens turned on them quick.

It wasn’t long before they began pushing the soldiers forward like offerings to a cruel god, hoping to attain Frost’s forgiveness. They realized allying themselves with the followers of Riliandra was a mistake and desperately wanted to show Frost they weren’t his enemies.

“Fucking cowards,” Slade said while appearing next to Frost.

“They tried to hurt my babies,” Slakka said quietly as a group of nearby soldiers fell to the ground coughing up blood as Slakka sighed disappointedly. “They should all die.”

“No shit,” Slade eyed up the civilians and flipped his knife playfully as if trying to decide where to begin. “They were perfectly willing to harbor these fucks but they’re not willing to die with them.”

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra said judgmentally as the citizens rounded up the few remaining soldiers. “There is no good that can come of killing innocent civilians.”

“What about guilty ones?” Frost asked as the last twenty or so ambushers were rounded up and tossed in the middle of the square. The villagers looked on nervously as they waited to find out if the soldiers were enough to buy their forgiveness. “Should they just be given a pass?”

“Frost,” Desdemona rushed beside him and tugged on his arm. He made the mistake of glancing down and had to look away from her bloodstained face. “You shouldn’t kill civilians. My brother says…”

“I’m not going to kill them,” Frost said while avoiding eye contact. Kissing her was going to be hard enough after seeing her scarf down a person without also remembering her gory face. “I’d have to kill the entire fucking city and while I’m not opposed to them dying, it’s a lot of fucking work.”

“I’d be more than happy to do it,” Slade said while smiling at a timid looking merchant. “Fuck, I’ll do it for five fucking rel a head. Ten for children, I’m not a fucking monster.”

“Brynn,” Frost turned to his wife as she continued to play her flute. “Is five rel a head a good price?”

“You’re not going to kill the entire city handsome,” Brynn said sternly. “You’re not that kind of bastard.”

“I wouldn’t be killing them,” Frost argued. “Slade would.”

“You’re not paying somebody to kill the entire city,” Brynn laughed. “Especially since we both know it’d be my money.”

“There’s your answer,” Frost shrugged while glaring at the terrified civilians. The captured soldiers dropped their weapons and quickly began begging for their lives. “As for the rest of you, you tried to kill me. Which, fine. It’s like I told Duke Raullon, I respect a smart move and I’m not going to fault you for it. But you tried to kill the children of my followers. Can you give me a good reason not to kill the type of person who’d kill children?”

“I certainly can’t,” Slade volunteer.

“They’re only Arachne,” a soldier spoke up immediately. “It’s not like they’re…”

“Oh,” Slade stifled his laugh while knowingly shaking his head. “Wrong answer you dumb fucking cunt.”

Frost focused his energy into his blade and within a few moments he dashed through the soldiers cutting them to pieces. It felt like a tower of pots and pans fell to the ground as their bloody armor-clad bits landed on the bloodsoaked pavement. The villager’s screamed and backed away from him.

“They were surrendering,” a woman cried while backing up toward a house. “You killed soldiers that were surrendering.”

“I executed prisoners for attempting to murder innocent children,” Frost scoffed while staring at the villagers. “Do you really expect me to feed and house prisoners who attempted to kill children?”

“They weren’t even given a trial,” a merchant said. “Even the Ziran’s give them trials.”

“Oh,” Frost nodded. “I suppose it’s a little late but I find them all guilty of attempting to murder children and sentence them to death. Better?”

“It’ll play better if we all agree that happened the other way around,” Slade smiled viciously while waiting for another villager to speak up. “Unless somebody wants to argue?”

“N-no,” a villager said. “No arguments here.”

“Herald Frost,” Lysandra said irritably. The white-haired priestess was staring at him judgmentally while wearing a pouty expression. “I believe we have no further business here.”

“Sure,” Frost said while heading back toward the wagon. He made the mistake of glancing down at his blood-drenched wife again and tried not to gag. “Fuck, Lysandra. I don’t want to be mean but…”

“I’ll clean her up,” Lysandra nodded while cringing at the mess. “Don’t worry.”

“Thanks,” Frost said patting Lysandra’s head. “Let’s get out of here.”

“You’re just going to let these cunts off?” Slade gestured at the civilians. “I mean,” Slade pointed at one of the well-dressed merchants. “You can’t tell me that cunt deserves to live. Just look at him. You know he knew what was going on. Hell, half those soldiers deserved it less than that fuck probably does!”

“What do you want me to do? Sit here and fucking interrogate thousands of people?” Frost answered while gesturing at the village. “I’m sure Asmund will hear about it. It’s his mess to clean up and I don’t care if he decides to crucify everybody in this city. It’s not my problem.”

“Crucify?” Lysandra and the others glanced at each other confused.

“Never mind,” Frost shook his head. “Don’t need to be introducing that to the world. Just know it’s a type of execution.

“But…” Slade grumbled while pointing at several different well-dressed men. “Really?

“Hm,” Frost thought it through as he climbed onto Witch’s back. He’d executed a slew of foot soldiers but even Edmund was just a lackey for the Prophet Owen. It was likely that rumors were going to spread about the Herald of Shalia murdering followers of Riliandra in cold blood at the behest of the usurper or some nonsense. “Right. But it’s just a lot of work and I’ll feel bad if I kill an innocent one.”

“You’ll feel bad?” Slade snarled. “You soft fucking cunt.”

“I literally just butchered a bunch of unarmed prisoners!” Frost gestured at the pile of body parts in the square. “How am I soft?”

“It’s okay handsome,” Brynn glared at Slade. “Some of us like your softer side.”

“A pile of corpses,” Frost shook his head in disbelief. “Right there. And I’m soft? This fucking world. Really wish that bitch would have given me a manual or some shit.”

“Bitch?” Lysandra glared at him. “Who are you talking about Frost?”

“Shalia obviously,” Frost said as he patted Witch’s neck to start moving.

“You can’t call our goddess that!” Renna said angrily.

“Yeah!” Ena agreed. “Don’t talk bad about the goddess.”

“Raise your hand if you actually met the bitch,” Frost raised his hands while the elves scowled at him. “That’s what I thought. I’ll call her what I want. Anyway, let’s get the hell out of here.”

“I can’t believe you’re letting them off,” Slade glared at the nobleman.

“You have to learn to let things go Slade,” Frost chuckled. “I can either sit here for a month interviewing and executing or go home to a nice warm bath and a bedroom full of elves. I’m sure Asmund will figure it out.”

“Fuck,” Slade grumbled as he hopped back on his horse. “These fuckers will grow back if you don’t pull them out by the fucking roots.”

“Not my garden, not my problem,” Frost replied. “Now let’s get the fuck out of here.”

CHAPTER 23

They decided to avoid the main roads for the remainder of the journey just in case the followers of Riliandra planned another ambush. It was probably unnecessary but Frost didn’t want any more surprises. But there was one more surprise waiting for Frost at his territory’s border.

A small encampment populated with children from the village, some Ziran soldiers, and Commander Grey was set up right outside the forest. The tired old man was sitting on a log eating a sandwich while the soldiers and children played games. The commander looked up and shook his head as Frost approached with his new Arachne followers.

“You know,” Commander Grey glanced at the Arachne and shivered before turning his focus to Desdemona’s long dark horns. “I want to ask, but I don’t.”

“She’s my wife,” Frost said gesturing at Desdemona. “Desdemona, this is Commander Grey, Ambassador to Zira.”

“Hello,” Desdemona said timidly. “Shouldn’t we call him Ambassador Grey then? Or is his name commander?”

“Might as well be,” Brynn said reassuringly.

“What are you doing out here?” Frost asked as the elf children rushed to greet Lysandra and the others. “Is something wrong?”

“You have a very nice village,” Chasa said politely as she approached Frost. She looked worriedly at the tents the soldiers had set up. “It’s a very beautiful forest, lovely land, and you’ve built some very nice structures.”

“Very nice,” Slakka agreed while joining him at the front. The half-asleep Arachne stared at the large tent with pity-filled eyes. “But would you mind terribly if we made some alterations? We could increase the size, stability, insulation…”

“This isn’t my village,” Frost laughed as he realized they were trying to be polite. “My village is in the forest. I’m trying to find out why Commander Grey is camped out here with his men.”

“Oh,” Chasa let out a relieved sigh while signaling a bunch of worried Arachne that everything was fine. “Sorry for interrupting.”

“My wife will probably have to answer your question,” Commander Grey grumbled while letting out a frustrated sigh. “I’m not entirely sure myself if I’m being honest. I woke up a few days ago to my wife shouting for me and the soldiers to get out of the village and take the children with me.”

“Oh no,” Lysandra said worriedly. “Poor Lady Grey.”

“Why poor Lady Grey?” Frost glanced at the snowy-haired priestess. “What’s going on? I thought purges only happened yearly.”

“It’s not a purge,” Lysandra said timidly.

“Are we rebelling again?” Renna asked excitedly while tugging at Fayeth’s arm. “Are we finally going to oust that cruel old bitch?”

“That cruel old bitch has been with us this entire trip,” Ena said while gesturing at Lysandra. “Or have you forgotten?”

“Cruel old bitch? Rebelling?” Desdemona looked around nervously at the excited elves. “Are they talking about you Lady Lysandra?”

“Must you really refer to me that way?” Lysandra let out an exhausted sigh. “I do my best to make everybody happy but I can’t solve all the problems.”

“Oh!” Fayeth laughed excitedly. “They must be rebelling against Lady Grey!”

“Fine! Let’s oust that cruel old bitch!” Renna yelled confidently. “It’ll be great practice for ousting the other cruel old bitch!”

“Down with the cruel old bitch!” Fayeth joined in cheerfully.

“Are your girls calling my wife a cruel old bitch Herald Frost?” Commander Grey sighed. “I mean, I get it but she’s still my wife.”

“Renna, Fayeth,” Frost scolded the two elves. “Be nice.”

“Fine,” Renna grumbled. “Down with Lady Grey!”

“Down with the commander’s wife!” Fayeth happily joined in.

“Oust the evil Lady Grey!” Lysandra joined in happily.

“Lysandra,” Frost glared at the beautiful amethyst-eyed priestess. “You too?”

“This is the first time I get to join the rebellion!” Lysandra said with pleading eyes. “Normally I’m the one they’re trying to get rid of!”

“Anyway,” Commander Grey said while gesturing at the forest. “I’m sure my wife and daughter will be happy to see you if you want to head on over. Just send word when it’s alright for us to come back.”

“Herald Frost,” Chasa tapped his shoulder while gesturing at the other Arachne. “Do you need assistance in quelling this rebellion?”

“I’ll be fine,” Frost laughed. “I doubt it’s a real rebellion. In the meantime, you can all set up camp wherever you want. We’ll try to figure out the housing situation once things settle down if that’s okay.”

“Anywhere?” Chasa said while staring hungrily at the large lush forest. “Can we really set up wherever we want?”

“Of course,” Frost laughed while pulling out a piece of parchment. He started drawing a map and marked the types of monsters in each area as well as their levels before handing it to Chasa. “This should help you choose a place and feel free to come to the village whenever you’re settled in.”

“We’re allowed in the village?” Slakka yawned as if the words were barely registering. “Are you sure?”

“Yeah,” Frost gestured at Brynn. “They may be a little weird about it at first but if they’re around you enough they’ll get used to it. Just look at Brynn. She hasn’t scratched herself all day.”

“Thanks for reminding me,” Brynn said sarcastically.

“Can we play with the elves?” an Arachne child asked while tugging on Slakka’s arm. “Can we?”

“Herald Frost?” Slakka glanced at him hopefully.

“Commander,” Frost gestured at the Arachne children. “Do you mind keeping an eye on the Arachne children while the adults get everything set up? They don’t speak the language or anything.”

“We’ll figure it out,” Sir Isaac said while firing water blasts at children hiding behind Sir Adamus. The large holy knight deflected them with his barrier. “It’s fine. Do they mind water?”

“Can they play in water?” Frost asked Slakka.

“Of course,” Slakka answered. “But they can’t swim.”

“It’s fine but they can’t swim,” Frost repeated to Sir Isaac.

“Obviously,” the spellblade laughed while gesturing at the holy knights spread out in the field. “The game is simple. Everybody starts in the middle and when I count to three, I start to cast water spells. The goal is to touch every holy knight without getting hit. They’ll put up barriers when you’re by them. First one to touch them all wins.”

Frost explained the game to the Arachne children while holding up his fingers to signify the count. The fifty children skittered to the middle of the field and the holy knights instantly looked uncomfortable.

“Think of it as training boys,” Sir Adamus laughed as the knights trembled. “Pressure’s on to act normal.”

“Has the number of knights here increased?” Brynn asked suspiciously. “Shouldn’t they be in Blackwater?”

“Oh,” Commander Grey laughed. “Yeah, the investigation doesn’t seem to be going well. Anybody connected to me is suspended but now they’re suspending people connected to people I’m connected with. Until they find a scapegoat for the prince’s death it seems they plan on blaming the soldiers.”

“So, you just invited them all here?” Frost asked.

“You said you wanted the village protected,” Commander Grey chuckled. “And since it’s my fault they’re suspended and they all have families to feed I felt obligated to help out a bit.”

“Slade,” Brynn glared at the silver-haired ninja. “You should let Fiora know this is getting out of hand…”

“Not her idea,” Slade pointed at the sky. “Order came down from the king himself. I mean, your dog-fucking husband did kill one of his sons.”

“Why aren’t we joining the rebellion yet!” Renna said angrily while pointing at the forest as Lysandra scrawling notes on a piece of parchment.

“Demand number one,” Lysandra read happily. “Herald Frost must immediately marry the high priestess.”

“That’s supposed to be demand number two!” Renna said trying to snatch the parchment. “What number am I?”

“Can I demand that Herald Frost lay with me again?” Desdemona asked while looking over Lysandra’s shoulder.

“We’re not wasting a demand on something that’s bound to happen anyway,” Fayeth laughed. “But maybe we should demand he lays with Ena.”

“Make whatever demands you want,” Ena blushed while attempting to hide a smile. “But I won’t let him.”

“Well,” Frost laughed as the elves fought. “Better figure out what’s going on.”

The Arachne and their children initially seemed anxious around the soldiers but after a few splashes of water they settled down. After that the queens and several high-level Arachne skittered into the forest to look for places to set up camp.

Frost, the elves, and his wives rode to the village and they didn’t hear any riots or fighting. Instead the first sound he heard was the normal day to day banter of the elves along with some laughter. It wasn’t until they exited the trees and arrived outside the stone wall of the village the he realized it was more of a protest than a rebellion.

“Herald Frost!” Robin and Marina rushed to greet them at the gate. “You’re back!”

Frost stared at the two naked women as they stood at the entrance of the village. They looked at him as if nothing was out of the ordinary. His eyes drifted down to Marina’s trimmed azure bush and Robin’s clean-shaven mound. The pink-haired elf cleared her throat as she caught Frost staring.

“Herald Frost!” Shael waived as she emerged from her house. Several other naked elves followed and soon the entire village was standing outside of the gate.

“Frost!” Jasmine said practically tripping over herself as she ran toward them. Frost was a little disappointed to see the naked Myrran had gotten rid of most of her tan lines. “We’ve been having so much fun while you’ve been gone!”

“We’re rebels!” Iris said jumping up and down excitedly. Frost’s eyes followed the Florenne’s large chest with each beautiful bounce.

“I missed you so much!” Zinnia’s tale wagged excitedly. The naked dog-eared woman’s eyes darted to each of the elves on the wagon. “Lysandra! I missed you so much! Renna! I missed you so much! Ena! I missed you so much! Fayeth! I missed you so much! You were gone so long I thought you were never coming back!”

“Herald Frost,” Desdemona looked at the villagers and then her own gown. Her face turned red as she came to her own conclusion. “Do you require us to live without clothing?”

“I mean,” Frost shrugged as more and more elves showed up completely naked. It seemed even a few of Madam Gardenia’s courtesans were visiting and decided to join in. “I wouldn’t say I require it. I’m certainly enjoying it.”

“Of course you are,” Brynn laughed while rolling her eyes at him. “You really know how to make a lady feel special handsome.”

“I knew it!” Lyra said excitedly while gesturing rudely at a tent. “We told that evil old crone that you’d love us no matter what!”

“Exactly!” Lith and Aila said simultaneously. They immediately covered each other while growling at the other elves. “Don’t you look at her! I’ll gouge out your eyes! She’s mine!”

“Herald Frost is looking,” Ena said smugly as the two elves glared at him.

“Hmmm,” Lith said pensively. “He can look.”

“What!” Renna said angrily. “You dumped piss on me for talking to Aila!”

“Well,” Aila nodded at Lith. “We’ve decided that if we want children, we’ll need somebody to help and Herald Frost is naturally the best option.”

“But if anybody else looks I’ll gouge out their eyes!” Lith added while gesturing threateningly at the other elves.

“Okay,” Frost laughed while trying not to be distracted by the crowd of beautiful women. “What’s going on?”

“I’ll tell you what’s going on!” Lady Grey approached with Priscilla following close behind. The woman looked mortified beyond belief while Priscilla was struggling to hide her amusement. “These little harlots refuse to wear ladylike clothing! Anything! All I did was tell them to dress and behave like ladies!”

“Oh no,” Lysandra said. “You shouldn’t have done that. Especially during summer. It gets so hot and they get so grumpy.”

“Then do you know what happened?” Lady Grey’s face was completely red with anger as Priscilla desperately tried to stifle her laughter. “They took off their tops and started cussing like soldiers!

“Cunt!”

“Bitch!”

“Worthless dried up cock sheathe!” Lyra added.

“See!” Lady Grey snapped while pointing at Lyra. “A lady should not talk like that!”

“Giant cunted horse!” Callie added as Lyra gave her an approving hug. Frost tried not to get distracted as Lyra winked at him and began discreetly moving her hug lower on Callie.

“She said we’d never get husbands!” Erissa said accusingly. “That no man would ever want us!”

“Oh, no, no, no,” Lysandra said while shaking her head. “You shouldn’t point that out. They can be very sensitive about it.”

“What do you mean sensitive you bitter old crone!” Rania snapped.

“Yeah!” Sumina yelled. “Are you trying to say we’re not ladies, you ancient bitch?”

“I mean,” Lysandra jumped from the cart and joined the pack of elves. “We are all beautiful young ladies and any man would be lucky to have us! Down with the cruel old bitch!”

“Yeah!” Renna said removing her tight top and tossing it on the ground. “Down with the cruel old bitch! We are dignified ladies! See!”

“Lady Grey,” Frost smiled impishly. “I cannot thank you enough. I mean, when you told me before you were going to make them more ladylike, I was really concerned. But instead you’ve done this. Don’t even worry about a wedding gift. This is the best gift a man could ask for.”

“Herald Frost!” Lady Grey looked like she was about to burst into tears. “This isn’t funny! If they behave like this than no respectable man will ever want to be with them!”

“We don’t need respectable men!” Marina snapped at Lady Grey before smiling seductively at Frost. “We have Herald Frost!”

“Yeah!” Stormi added excitedly. The blonde baker’s large chest bounced as she jumped up and down. “Who needs respectable men when we have the herald!”

“Goddess help me,” Brynn grumbled from the cart.

“I mean,” Frost laughed at the elves. “I know it should be insulting but I just can’t take it that way.”

“Pfft,” Priscilla covered her mouth as she struggled to keep holding in her glee. “Sorry.”

“They’re also a bad influence on my daughter!” Lady Grey said aggressively pulling Priscilla to her side. “They’ll corrupt her!”

“They’re a bad influence on the fugitive from Blackwater?” Frost laughed while gesturing at Priscilla. “Really?”

“Herald Frost!” Lady Grey looked at him pleadingly. “At the very least, you certainly can’t be okay with my husband and the knights seeing them like this!”

“That’s a fair point,” Frost said while looking out at the sea of beautiful faces. He wouldn’t really care that much since the commander and his knights didn’t really see the women that way. If they wanted to run around naked, so be it. The last thing he wanted to do was start instilling a sense of shame in his followers since he was the primary beneficiary of their shamelessness. “Let me just take this in for a minute.”

“Should I be naked?” Desdemona whispered timidly while tugging on his arm. “I don’t want them to think I’m against them…”

“Not necessary,” Brynn sighed while gesturing at several different elves. “The last thing you want to do is start competing with that.”

“It’s fine,” Frost laughed assuring Desdemona that clothing being optional meant she could keep hers on if she wanted. “Okay ladies, the rebellion is over. Lady Grey has been removed and Lysandra’s back in power. But it would make me jealous if other men got to see you naked.”

“You’re just trying to trick us into wearing clothing!” Shael whined. “And it’s hot out!”

“If you don’t want to wear clothing that’s fine,” Frost said holding up his hands in surrender. “But pretty soon the commander, his knights, and Slade are coming to the village with some Arachne guests so we should try to make good impressions. Nothing fancy, maybe some lightweight dresses.”

“Underwear optional?” Phyrra asked from the rear of the group.

“Sure,” Frost laughed. “Underwear optional.”

“Arachne guests?” Lishri said nervously. The topless redheaded Arachne slowly backed away as if preparing to run. “Did they happen to say anything to you?”

“You mean about the marriage robe?” Frost asked while gesturing at his crimson cloak. Lishri’s face turned bright red as she prepared to flee. “Yeah, they said something.”

“Marriage robe?” Brynn smiled politely while staring maliciously at Frost. “Funny how that never came up.”

“Herald Frost, Lady Brynn,” Lishri buried her face in his hands. “I’m so sorry. I’m the only Arachne in the village so I didn’t think anybody would say something. And it really doesn’t mean anything since I’m not even a follower of Sthilinna. I just wanted to pretend and I didn’t think…”

“Don’t worry Lishri,” Frost glared at her and then smiled at the crowd of elves. “We can talk about this later. It’s not that big of a deal. You only tricked me into a ceremony that technically made you my second wife, skipping ahead of all of the elves I was considering for the spot. Why would that upset me?”

Frost grinned impishly as the crowd of elves began grumbling. He wasn’t really angry at Lishri, especially since the marriage helped him immensely, but he did mind the trickery. Had she asked him to play pretend he would have been more than happy to since she’d done so much for him and the village. It was the sneakiness that annoyed him.

“I’m sorry,” Lishri bowed her head shamefully as the elves glared at her. “It’s just,” Lishri sniffled. “He’s always so nice to all of you and I wanted to pretend he thought of me the same way. You all get to spend nights with him, cuddle with him, feel his fingers running through your hair. I just wanted to pretend. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean for it to go so far.”

Frost felt a deep sense of dread course through his veins as the elves all slowly shifted their menacing glares over to him. He’d made a miscalculation in his approach. He forgot that the elves naturally empathized with crazy.

“Even I feel bad for her handsome,” Brynn smirked. “She doesn’t even get to cuddle.”

“Hey,” Frost held up his hands. “I already acknowledged Lishri as my second wife to her sisters so…”

“Chasa and Slakka?” Lishri’s wiped away her tears as the elves rubbed her back and arms supportively. Except for Lyra who was using the opportunity to express her awe while rubbing the Arachne’s enormous chest. “You told them you were my husband? Really?”

“He really did,” Desdemona chimed in. “Probably. I don’t speak Arachnean but they did come with us!”

“Does that mean you’re not angry?” Lishri said anxiously.

“Hold it!” Shael pushed past Lishri and pointed at Desdemona. “Who is she?”

“His third wife,” Ena volunteered with a malicious smile. “Princess of Rilia, Desdemona.”

“A third wife!” Mira whined. “Lishri’s at least from the village! Why didn’t you choose one of us?”

“Because he really doesn’t care,” Callie said judgmentally. “He’s the Herald of Shalia but even he doesn’t want us. We really are cursed!”

“He’ll take us to bed but he won’t promise to love us!” Stormi wept. “It’s because we’re really unlovable isn’t it?”

“No,” Lysandra said consoling the busty baker. “Herald Frost certainly loves all of us. He says so all the time!”

“Words are meaningless!” Mira stomped. “Lyra’s always saying how she loves me in order to seduce me into bed! But she doesn’t mean it at all!”

“I love parts of you!” Lyra said defensively.

“He should marry one of us!” Renna suggested loudly while tapping the shoulders of various elves. “Marry one of us! Marry one of us! Marry one of us!”

“I think you’re in trouble here handsome,” Brynn sighed. “I’m not really sure how you want to handle this.”

“Marry one of us!”

“Marry one of us!”

Before long the entire crowd was chanting and it seemed he was dealing with a revolt of his own. Even Lysandra had joined in and was laughing happily while chanting with the others.

“I’ll marry Lysandra,” Frost said interrupting their chant.

“What?” Lysandra said as her violet eyes appeared to grow several sizes. She started shaking Stormi excitedly while laughing hysterically. “Y-you want me to be your wife? Me? Really? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!”

Lysandra began hopping around from elf to elf like she’d just won the lottery. Unfortunately, they weren’t nearly as happy about the announcement as she was and several of the elves began grumbling. It looked like rather than quell the revolution he simply changed their target.

“The old bitch put him under a spell!” Renna yelled angrily.

“No!” Frost said authoritatively before Renna could gain momentum. “Renna, no. I love Lysandra and you should all be supportive of her. She’s taken care of you for years. The least you can do in return is be happy for her.”

“Lysandra’s my best friend,” Shael said while hugging the priestess. “Of course, I’m happy for her. But what about the rest of us? It’s not fair!”

“The rest of you?” Frost looked around at a mass of pouting faces and tear-filled eyes. “Okay, what do you want me to do about it? Marry all of you?”

“Yes!” Phyrra shouted excitedly. “Marry all of us!”

“Obviously,” Sumina answered as Rania nodded along. “That’s the only fair solution.”

“Handsome,” Brynn looked like she was attempting to light him on fire with her eyes. “Why would you suggest that?”

“It wasn’t a serious suggestion,” Frost whispered. “Who would be okay with that?”

“Elves would,” Brynn growled under her breath so the elves couldn’t hear. “Elf lords sometimes marry entire cities. But if you marry an entire village of elves it calls into question the legitimacy of our marriage. I’m fine with a few wives here and there, but you cannot marry them all.”

“Brynn says I can’t,” Frost gestured at the bard. “Take it up with her!”

“What!” Brynn squeaked like a terrified mouse. “I didn’t!”

“Lady Brynn, are you’re saying that you approve of Herald Frost marrying us?” Robin stepped forward with Marina. The elves smiled at each other and turned their attention to Frost. “If Lady Brynn says it’s okay will you marry both of us?”

“If Lady Brynn approves,” Frost smiled maniacally as he threw his young wife to the wolves. “It’s entirely up to her.”

“You’re a monster,” Brynn mumbled under her breath as the elves stared at her. “You’re using me as a scapegoat.”

“Do you think I really care if I marry them all?” Frost replied out of the corner of his mouth. “Marrying them doesn’t mean I’m going to suddenly become a good husband.”

“Can we have wives on the side?” Lith and Aila asked simultaneously.

“I don’t give a damn,” Frost answered. “Have as many wives on the side as you want, I certainly will. As long as I’m your only husband.”

“Wait a minute,” Renna said eying him with suspicion. “That seems a little bit unfair.”

“How so?” Frost asked while grinning at the crowd. “We can all have as many wives as we want but only one husband.”

“Hmm,” Renna nodded slowly. “But something about it feels like you’re getting one over on us.”

“I know!” Lyra volunteered. “We’re each allowed to have twice as many wives as you!”

“That’s it!” Shael nodded. “We get to have twice as many wives as you if we want!”

“You can have twice as many wives as I have if you want,” Frost smirked. “As long as your wives want to sleep with me too.”

“Why would that be an issue?” Mira asked while glancing around at the others. “I’d expect my wife to love my husband.”

“Right,” several of the elves nodded at each other as if it were obvious.

Frost felt like he was taking advantage of their ignorance but was it really that bad if they wanted to be taken advantage of? He understood that elves were used to a single male marrying lots of women but there had to be a breaking point. There was a huge difference between having a handful of wives and marrying damn near every woman in a village. Brynn obviously knew it but the elves were oblivious.

“Herald Frost,” Iris pouted, her white bunny ears drooping slightly as she looked up at him with those enormous eyes. Zinnia and Jasmine lined up beside her like starving orphans begging for food. “Only elves?”

“I’d marry you all,” Frost grinned maliciously at Brynn. “As long as Brynn approves.”

“Yay!” Zinnia shouted excitedly.

“You’re a real fucking bastard handsome,” Brynn said through clenched teeth as the elves fixated on her like a pack of hungry wolves. Brynn flashed him an impish smile of her own. “You must think you’re really smart.”

“I’d like to think so,” Frost smirked.

“Of course,” Brynn announced. “That’s assuming you can pass the marriage tests.”

“Tests?” Renna asked suspiciously. “You and Desdemona didn’t have to pass any tests!”

“Desdemona and I are princesses,” Brynn said smugly.

“What about Lishri!” Shael said accusingly. “She married him and she’s not a princess!”

“Um,” Lishri blushed. “Technically I’m a queen.”

The elves muttered to each other.

“What kind of tests?” Robin asked politely.

“We’ll discuss those another day,” Brynn answered nervously. “I’ll write them so everybody can review them.”

“Do I have to take the tests?” Lysandra asked pleadingly, clearly unaware that Brynn had made them up on the spot. “Herald Frost said he’d marry me so…”

“Well,” Brynn grumbled. “I suppose he already asked you…”

“Wait a damn minute!” Renna objected. “Are you saying we can bypass the test if Herald Frost asks us?”

“Ask me Herald Frost!” Marina jumped. “And Robin! We’ll both agree and we’ll do such a good job and Emmy would love having a papa around!”

“Ask me!” Erissa chimed in. The azure-haired cleric jumped up and down excitedly while pointing at herself.

“Lysandra already passed!” Brynn announced loudly. “But we’ll be discussing the test at a later date! Right now, you all need to go get some clothes on so we can invite everybody back to the village!”

“Aww!”

“Boo!”

“Tell us!”

“Later!” Brynn yelled. “Now got get some damn clothes on!”

CHAPTER 24

Once everything settled down Commander Grey and his men returned to village with the Arachne and everybody else. The elf children actually looked annoyed to be back with their parents since camping with the knights was basically like a summer camp.

The Arachne were slightly more impressed with the village but it was clear that Chasa and Slakka were dissatisfied. As Frost suspected, the Arachne were skilled builders and quickly pointed out aspects that could be improved.

“There are so many!” Iris hopped happily as the Arachne children rushed around. “Can I play with them? Can I? Can I? Can I?”

“Um,” Slakka leaned down to get a closer look at the Florenne. “All of them?”

“Uh-huh!” Iris said excitedly. “I love children so much! And I’m really good with them!”

“Yes,” Slakka said as a tear dripped down the side of her exhausted face. “Take them as long as you want…”

“Yay!” Iris said excitedly.

“You’re going to love Miss Iris,” Vasati said while leading a group of the older elf children and Arachne.

“Yeah!” Emmy said excitedly while grabbing one of the Arachne children’s hands. “She’s lots of fun!”

“Shael,” Frost gestured at the horde of children following Iris knowing full well there was no way the Florenne could handle it. “She’s probably going to need help.”

“Fine,” Shael grumbled as she stomped off after them, enlisting help from Zinnia, Jasmine, and a few of the elf moms on her way.

The Arachne already discovered an area they liked for themselves just south of the village and not far from the road that bordered the forest. Apparently, the trees were tallest there and they preferred to build their homes high off the ground like birds. They also invited Lishri to join them but she insisted on staying in the same village as her husband.

Frost offered up the services of Iris, Shael, and some of the elves to help watch the children while the Arachne worked on their village. He also felt that Slakka desperately needed a break from the hellish nightmare of watching fifty children.

“Thank you,” Slakka rubbed her head on Frost’s shoulder affectionately while hugging him. Her massive chest pressed against him and he found himself rubbing the Arachne’s back as she embraced him. “Thank you, thank you, thank you.”

“Slakka,” Chasa groaned while trying to pull her sister off of Frost. “He’s Lishri’s consort, not yours.”

“He’s so kind,” Slakka whined. “I should challenge Lishri for him.”

“You’re sleep deprived,” Chasa grumbled as she finally managed to pull Slakka off of him. She inserted herself between the two to prevent Slakka from embracing him any further. “I apologize for Slakka. She’s not really thinking straight. Once she gets some sleep she’ll be back to normal.”

After the Arachne left village Frost had to deal with the growing contingent of Ziran soldiers. He didn’t mind having them around but he didn’t really have any idea of what to do with them.

“So, any plans for us?” Sir Isaac asked as a dozen Ziran soldiers nodded along. Although they no longer looked like soldiers. The men were wandering around in plain clothes and only half of them were carrying weapons anymore. “Do we get our own designated area?”

“You’re not citizens you idiot,” Commander Grey groaned. “Once the investigation is over…”

“Fuck the investigation,” Sir Adamus said as the soldiers stared at him. “You’re all thinking it! We didn’t do anything wrong. Poor Russo over there was one of the unfortunate saps the herald terrorized at Nemisol and even he’s under investigation. Poor fuck was one scratched elf away from being sliced in half.”

“I’d still rather take my chances with this herald than the other one,” Russo said.

“Even Sir kiss ass agrees,” Isaac gestured at Sir Drake.

“Stop calling me that,” Sir Drake growled.

“Stop kissing asses and we’ll stop calling you it,” Sir Adamus chimed in.

“Ziran justice system at work,” Slade laughed. “Fiora warned those fuckers they were going overboard. She’s going to be pissed.”

“Fucking hell,” Commander Grey growled at the men. “First off, there isn’t a chance in fucking hell that your wives are going to agree with this. Second there isn’t a fucking chance in hell that the herald lets a bunch of former soldiers…”

“Don’t bring me into this. I don’t give a fuck as long as they make themselves useful,” Frost said while gesturing in the direction of Filan. “You can all live in Filan. They need a proper governor and I hate dealing with their petty disputes.”

“We don’t have any idea how to govern a territory,” Isaac said.

“Figure it out,” Frost replied while staring at the spellblade. He pulled an empty journal from his inventory along with a pen and set them in front of Sir Isaac. “Anybody who wishes to be under my protection needs to write down their names, their abilities, and I want copies of their spellbooks.”

“My spellbook,” Sir Isaac said defensively. “Why the hell do you need that?”

“Don’t worry about it,” Frost answered. “But if you want to live in my territory you’re going to contribute. You’re all a bunch of broke drunks and gamblers with no abilities outside of combat. The least you can do is give me the information I want.”

“I’d take the fucking deal,” Slade gestured at the journal. “Right now, you’re all fifty-fucking-fifty on the investigation. And we all know that the cunts up top are looking for some stooges. Fucking Isaac and Adamus are probably just being made to sweat a little but the rest of you cunts are a dime a dozen.”

“What about our families?” Sir Drake asked while staring at Frost.

“Yeah,” Frost groaned. “Your families can obviously come. I don’t really care as long as Commander Grey vouches for you.”

“I’ll vouch for all of these sorry bastards,” Commander Grey laughed. “But you’re inviting trouble by giving them a place to stay. The Herald of Ziralia is already pissed off about this entire situation and he’s going to see it as them evading justice. He’s a bit of a stickler about these things.”

“He’ll just have to take it up with me,” Frost said. “Anyway, we have more to figure out.”

He moved on to discussing the village of Serino and his new port town, Kald. He would need to select people to govern those locations at some point but in the meantime, he’d probably have to make regular trips himself. His territory was now about the size of a minuscule country or a tiny state making governing it that much harder.

“Commander Grey,” Frost said. “Start making Priscilla read up on governing.”

“Excuse me?” Commander Grey scoffed. “Like hell if you’re letting that unruly brat govern a city.”

“Up to her,” Frost smiled. “But I’m not going to send any of the elves to govern these places yet. I don’t think the villages would take kindly to demihumans being put in charge.”

“Understatement of the fucking century,” Slade scoffed.

“Does he really have to be here?” Brynn gestured at Slade.

“Actually yes,” Frost said. “I don’t want any misconceptions about what I’m doing or why I’m doing it so it’s better that Fiora gets a heads up. This way she can also be the first to deliver this information to the king making her look better. It’s safe to say that I’d prefer her ruling Blackwater than some unknown asshole looking for a fight.”

"Fine,” Brynn sighed. “So, what about Kald? If it has to be a human that leaves me but I told you that I’m not living far away from you.”

“Sir Malcolm would probably do a fine job,” Sir Isaac volunteered.

“I actually have a thought about that,” Commander Grey said while staring at Slade. “But I think that the Baron should probably leave the room for it…”

“I take it you intend to recommend Hansel Raullon,” Slade smirked knowingly. “Bold fucking choice given the fact your herald killed his father.”

“Hansel?” Frost thought about it. The duke raised him to be a governor and he was good at it. His only real concern was the grudge he likely held against Frost for killing his father. “You’d vouch for him?”

“I mean,” Commander Grey grumbled. “He’s not going to be sucking you off in gratitude or anything. But he’s not the type of person who’d let his personal issues interfere with his responsibilities. The boy can compartmentalize.”

“I’m fine with it then,” Frost nodded while trying not to laugh. “How pissed is the king going to be?”

“I’ll send a letter to my father regarding it,” Brynn sighed. “I doubt he’ll be a problem but the herald might be. He’s in charge of Zira’s justice system and if he feels another herald is interfering with justice, he might feel he has no choice but to take a personal interest in the investigation.”

“That’s fine,” Frost nodded. “I think it’s about time I met some of the other heralds anyway. Maybe they’d be willing to compare notes on this world.”

“Good fucking luck with that,” Slade chuckled. “He’s a cunt.”

“Also good to know,” Frost smirked.

After finishing his meetings Frost relaxed for the remainder of the day while checking in on everybody. The elves were excited to tell him about how they stood up to Lady Grey while others hassled him about when Brynn was going to tell them about the tests they needed to pass.

The Arachne were already constantly coming and going from the village to either check on the children or ask for help. He was actually impressed by their level of organization and hoped that he’d be able to finally get some of the things he wanted done.

“Like the bathhouse,” Frost sighed to himself as he headed inside to take a bath in the elf-sized tub.

CHAPTER 25

Frost finished his bath and headed towards the bedroom wrapped in his towel. He immediately heard arguing and considered turning around. He was tired and figured he could always head to one of the elves’ cabins instead, but he figured that’d only make things worse in the long run.

He walked in the room to see Lysandra and Renna trying to shove each other out of bed while Brynn and Desdemona stood watching the fight. The two elves were wearing extremely provocative lingerie while Brynn and Desdemona were dressed in elegant nightwear befitting princesses.

Brynn was in a white gown so short that Frost could clearly see her blue lace panties whenever she moved. The fit of the gown was loose and flowy except for the brassiere portion which wrapped tightly around her small chest. If it weren’t for the short length and the borderline transparent material it probably could have served as an actual dress.

The red gown Desdemona wore was slightly more erotic but still regal. The bodice was held up by straps so thin that they looked like they could snap any moment under the weight of Desdemona’s large pale chest. The neckline plunged absurdly low and while the skirt was longer than Brynn’s, it was basically see-through. The way the red gown contrasted Desdemona’s pale skin while bringing out her hair and eyes was incredible.

“My lord,” Desdemona bowed politely allowing her gown to dip and expose her breasts to him. The demoness gestured mechanically as if she were following stage directions while reading from a script. “Do you wish for me to join you this evening my lord?”

“You don’t have to be so formal,” Frost laughed as Desdemona looked away anxiously. “Yes, you can join me.”

“Are you sure?” Desdemona asked worriedly. “They said there isn’t enough room.”

“They’re just fighting to fight,” Brynn laughed. “We’ve fit more than this in the bed before.”

“But I can’t sleep when this one is kicking around all night!” Lysandra growled while pinning Renna to the mattress. The white-haired priestess locked Renna’s arms up and began slowly shoving her to the edge of the bed. “And I know she does it on purpose! I need my beauty sleep…”

“No amount of sleep is going to get rid of those wrinkles you ghoul,” Renna snapped as she twisted her body and managed to break free. She made a break to the center of the bed as Lysandra caught her leg. “I’m staying!”

“Herald Frost,” Desdemona glanced at the two elves. “Are you going to stop them?”

“Yeah,” Frost smirked as he watched the two women fight. Both women’s plans for the evening were as transparent as their lingerie and neither of them wanted to share. “Eventually.”

Lysandra was wearing a sheer white teddy with slits in the chest allowing her perfect pink nipples to poke through. Not that the slits were necessary because the clothing piece was completely see-through. Which was how Frost knew that the white lacy panties she was wearing were crotchless.

Renna was dressed even more provocatively. He wasn’t entirely sure he could even call what she was wearing lingerie, it was more like jewelry with cloth attached to it. Her black thong was pretty much a string with a few green gems sewn into it and the smallest triangle he’d ever seen to cover her hairless mount. Her top consisted of two gemstone clips attached to her nipples, connected by a sheer piece of black fabric.

“Ungh,” Renna moaned as Lysandra grasped the center piece of fabric and pulled, tugging her nipples along with it. “No! That’s for Frost!”

“Where did you even get this?” Lysandra asked jealously while admiring the cloth. “I know Lishri didn’t make it because she said this was the sexiest thing she could make.”

“I borrowed it from Jasmine,” Renna said smugly. “Jealous?”

“No,” Lysansdra lied while glancing at Frost. “Herald Frost, who’s outfit do you like more?”

“Watch it,” Brynn said threateningly. “I don’t want this to become a competition.”

“Brynn,” Renna pointed at her clamped nipples. “You should ask Jasmine for something too! She says she has lots of stuff that looks really good on our body types.”

“Well Desdemona and I will just ask Iris for things that compliment our body types,” Lysandra said while nodding at the demoness.

“I don’t know,” Frost smiled at Desdemona’s large pale chest. “Des might have to ask Zinnia.”

“Do you expect us to dress like courtesans handsome?” Brynn smirked while pulling Desdemona to her side. “We’re princesses!”

“I’ll wear whatever the herald likes,” Desdemona said meekly.

“You too?” Brynn shook her head.

“Looks like you’re in the minority here Brynn,” Frost laughed. “You better start working harder or you won’t be able to keep my attention.”

“Oh really?” Brynn smirked while stomping to her dresser. “Fine. They want to compete, we’ll complete. But I have no intention of playing fair.”

“What do you mean?” Renna asked as Brynn opened her underwear drawer and pulled out a small corked bottle. “What’s that?”

“Brynn,” Frost smiled nervously. “We talked about this. You need to get my permission before you use that perfume.”

“Does Herald Frost dislike perfume?” Desdemona asked.

“This isn’t just any perfume,” Brynn smiled wickedly. “Handsome, I’m asking permission.”

“Brynn,” Frost shook his head while remembering how out of it he was when Hyacinth was even in the same room with him. The Florenne mother’s pheromones drove him absolutely mad with love to the point he would have done virtually anything for her. “If I agree to you using that, you’re agreeing to anything I might do to you. I get too excited and I can’t control myself. Got it? So, choice is yours.”

“Really?” Renna asked while eying the bottle curiously. “Gimme!”

“Me too!” Lysandra said excitedly. “I want to excite the herald too!”

“No,” Brynn said while pouring a small amount on her hand. She quickly rubbed the perfume on her chest and neck before moving to her legs. “You’re the ones that wanted a competition.”

“Fuck that’s strong,” Frost said as almost immediately his heart started throbbing. He looked down and it wasn’t only his heart, his cock had an almost instant response to the scent of Florenne. Even the small amount Brynn rubbed onto herself was filling him with an overwhelming happiness. “Just remember you asked for…”

“Get off me you little whore!” Brynn snapped as she held the bottle in the air to keep it away from Renna. “I only have a few bottles and it was expensive!”

“A few bottles?” Lysandra said while corning Brynn. “Then you can at least share one. I share my bed, the least you can do is share a little perfume. And we should all be allowed to make the herald happy.”

“Give it!” Renna dove for the bottle as Brynn twisted to evade her causing half the vial to splash onto Lysandra. “No fair!”

“Shit!” Brynn said. “That’s a lot…”

“Fuck,” Frost realized he couldn’t stop grinning as he stared at his perfect white-haired priestess and his amazing petite wife. He loved them both so much that it felt like his heart might explode in his chest. His cock was throbbing so powerfully it was almost painful as he stared at Lysandra’s perfect pink tits peeking through the slits of her gown. He just wanted to bury his face between them and suck on those sexy soft nipples for days. “You are just so gorgeous.”

“Ha!” Renna yelled while using her steal ability to get the vial from Brynn. She quickly splashed an enormous amount on herself before Brynn could stop her and set the bottle down on the dresser. Pretty soon Frost’s head was swimming with an overwhelming love for all three of them.

“You idiot!” Brynn said through clenched teeth while staring at Frost like he was a dangerous predator. “You haven’t seen what this stuff does to him! He’s going to kill us!”

“I thought you said it excites him,” Lysandra said worriedly.

“Is it bad?” Desdemona picked the bottle up and sniffed it. She tapped her finger in the remaining liquid and tasted it and blushed as she realized almost immediately what the liquid was made of. But as she saw the way Frost was staring at the women, she stealthily emptied the remainder into her hand and quickly rubbed it all over herself.

“He’s going to fuck us to death,” Brynn whimpered while moving behind the other women.

“Really,” Renna smiled excitedly. “That sounds interesting!”

“Then you can go first,” Brynn suggested while pushing Renna forward.

“God your all so beautiful,” Frost said as his cock throbbed uncontrollably. He immediately removed his pants because the way his cock was fighting against them bordered on painful. He knew that it was due to the perfume but he didn’t care. All he cared about was taking what was his as he stared at the women.

“Cowards!” Renna said rushing towards Frost, wrapping her arms around him excitedly. The tan elf looked up at him with her glowing green eyes and smiled. He felt the metal clamps on her nipples press against his abdomen as the petite elf started stroking his hard cock. “I’ll do anything for Herald Frost. Anything.”

“You are just too sexy Renna,” Frost smiled as he stared at the green-haired elf stroking his cock. The way her perverted lingerie contrasted her innocent appearance drove him absolutely mad. Even without the Florenne pheromones he would have loved burying his face between those flexible athletic legs. He threw her onto the bed without even thinking. “You’re such an insatiable little slut.”

“I am,” Renna giggled excitedly while spreading her legs for him. The string of her black thong covered nothing but her tiny clit. Her sexy pink lips were in full view as the black string ran between them like a tiny bridge. And then there were the tan-lines, the pale skin where she wore her shorts and chest wrap, reminding him of where he should be focusing. “I’m your insatiable little slut.”

“What about me?” Lysandra whined from the sidelines.

“Don’t get involved,” Brynn said grabbing Lysandra’s arm. “Let her tire him out a bit.”

“Is he really going to be that out of control?” Desdemona blushed while staring at Frost. The demoness panted as her hand slid between her legs. Her fingers started rotating on her clit at the thought of Frost being unable to control himself with her.

“Frost,” Renna moaned as Frost he on the black cloth connecting her tiny nipples, watching them stretch as he pulled. He loved the resistance as he gauged exactly how hard he could pull on her nipples to stretch them before it became painful. Frost toyed with her sensitive little tits, enjoying the way she winced as he teased them. “You don’t have to hold back.”

“I didn’t plan on holding back,” Frost said as he leaned down and kissed the petite elf while she writhed on the bed. He knew it was partially due to the pheromones but he loved her so much, everything was so much fun when she was around and she was always up for anything. The rebellious little elf did whatever she wanted without a care in the world, and she was all his.

“I love you,” Renna whimpered as Frost slid her thong to the side and lined the tip of his cock up with her damp pussy. The tiny elf clenched her teeth as he slid the tip of his thick cock inside of her. The walls of her warm cunt were slick with her juices as he slowly started thrusting.

Frost smiled at his writhing little rebel as her face contorted in a mix of pain and pleasure. He pulled on the black cloth connecting her tiny clamped tits, tugging them while he thrust his cock inside of her. His slowly stretched every inch of her tight little pussy until he was entirely immersed in her. The slender elf’s breathing became labored, like there was no longer room inside of her to take complete breathes.

Renna clenched her teeth as her tiny cunt adapted to Frost’s massive cock. Each time he pulled his cock from her tight little pussy it became easier to drive it back in. Her insides became slicker, her warm walls loosened, and her clenched teeth soon transformed to a euphoric smile.

“Goddess,” Renna whimpered as Frost tugged on her nipples while he fucked her, gradually moving faster as her moaning intensified. Her delicate body started to tremble beneath him and every time he tugged on the cloth the short-haired elf let out a sexy little yelp. He wanted to hear her yelp more.

“That doesn’t look so bad,” Desdemona’s fingers circled her panties as she watched Frost fuck Renna. “Maybe you’re worried about nothing Lady Brynn.”

“Maybe,” Brynn grumbled. “But look at his eyes.”

“Fuck,” Frost growled as he fucked Renna. It wasn’t enough, he needed more of her. He wanted every inch of his sexy little elf. He wanted her to lose her mind in ecstasy as he fucked her until she couldn’t take anymore. He clenched his teeth while aggressively gripping her thigh with his free hand and pushed it back.

“Frost,” Renna whined as her leg stretched back behind her. Frost felt some resistance but knew the flexible elf could stretch more as he aimed to get even deeper inside of her. “What are you doing?”

“I want every inch of you,” Frost growled as the pheromones kicked into overdrive, causing his cock throb and his mind to focus singularly on driving his cock into her. “You’re mine.”

“Every inch,” Renna moaned as Frost released the black cloth he’d been tugging, giving her delicate pink nipples a reprieve. He moved his hand to her other thigh and pushed that leg back as well. “Goddess, Frost, you’re too big for…fuck!”

“Told you,” Brynn bit her lip as they all watched Frost push Renna’s legs all the way back and plunge his thick cock into her tiny cunt, taking every inch of her like he promised. The tiny elf moaned as he battered her insides, sending jolts through her petite flexible body as he pinned her down.

“Do you think that feels good?” Desdemona asked curiously while slowly walking toward the bed like she wanted to be next. “It looks like it feels good.”

“Goddess,” Renna pushed her hands against Frost’s chest as if desperately trying to hold him back but the petite elf had no chance. “I’m going to…fuck!”

“You’re mine,” Frost growled as Renna’s juices splattered against his abdomen and dripped down onto her as he fucked her pink cunt. The wetness simply excited him further. The woman he loved was dousing him with her pleasure and he wanted to feel more. “Do you want more you little slut?”

“Yes,” Renna whimpered as he buried his cock so deep, if felt like he was pressing against her stomach. “Break me if you want. Mess me up. I love you so much I’ll let you do whatever you want to me.”

“Frost,” Desdemona gently stroked Frost’s back as he ravaged the tiny green-haired elf. She looked hypnotized by the scene, eager for it to be her turn so she could once against feel the pleasure of his massive cock penetrating her. Frost knew what she wanted and he wanted to give it to her just as much, he loved her just like he loved Renna. “If she’s tired…”

“Come here,” Frost forcefully grabbed the back of Desdemona’s pale sexy neck and pulled her close as he kissed her. He wasn’t thinking of her fanged teeth, only thrusting his tongue into her mouth and taking it. He swirled it inside, sliding it on her tongue before pulling away. As he pulled away, he aggressively bit the bottom of her lip and pulled on it like he intended to rip it off. “You’ll have your turn. In the meantime, be a good girl and lick it up.”

“What?” Desdemona asked as Frost pushed Desdemona down toward Renna’s nectar drenched stomach. The crimson-eyed demoness eyed the pooled liquid as Frost shoved her down. She climbed onto the bed and bent over to lick Renna’s stomach. Frost powerfully smacked her plump ass leaving a red mark on her delicate white skin encouraging her to start. “All of it?”

“All of it,” Frost confirmed as he stared at the Demoness’ pale ass. The demoness dutifully began licking Renna’s juices from the elf’s stomach as Frost continued to fuck the petite thief. He smirked at Desdemona’s sexy red panties and yanked them down so he could see her glistening pastel pussy. “God you’re so fucking sexy.”

“I am?” Desdemona said timidly as she lapped up Renna’s juices, savoring the elf’s flavors on her tongue. “Really?”

“Really,” Frost growled as he found his gaze alternating between the flexible elf squirting all over again and the demoness licking everything up. He couldn’t take his eyes off her beautiful red hair and found himself reaching out to touch it. “You are unbelievably beautiful.”

“That makes me happy,” Desdemona panted as she cleaned up the newly formed puddle on Renna’s curled stomach.

“Frost,” Renna panted, barely able to breathe as Frost plunged his cock all the way to the back of her cunt and held it there. Her dripping pussy tightened on him as the tip of his cock pressed against her core and he finally felt release. His warmth filled the green-haired elf as her warm fluid flowed down and Desdemona quickly moved to lap up the fresh pool. “Goddess, I love you so much.”

“I’m not finished,” Frost growled as he pulled his cock from her battered pussy. He released his grip on the elf’s legs allowing them to finally return to a normal position before forcefully flipping the tiny thief over. He stared eagerly at her small athletic ass as he hovered over her.

Desdemona look on unsure of what she should do but Frost knew what he wanted. He reached out and gripped her ruby hair and pulled her toward his cock. He slapped it across her face roughly before pressing it to her lips.

“Lick,” he commanded.

“Lick?” Desdemona asked timidly as Frost gripped her red hair. She gestured at her fanged teeth reminding him of her predicament. “But…”

“Use your tongue,” Frost said authoritatively while smacking his cock across her face again. “I said lick.”

“Yes my lord,” Desdemona’s face turned light pink as she lapped up the mixture of Renna’s juices and his cum. As she enthusiastically licked the filth from his thick cock her face turned an even deeper shade of pink and she smiled. She looked like she was savoring the taste as she submissively licked him. But even more, she was getting off on the fact that Frost trusted her enough to allow it.

“Now lick her,” Frost growled while moving Desdemona’s head toward Renna’s asshole.

“Yes, my lord,” Desdemona said obediently as she leaned down and kissed Renna’s athletic ass, her tongue gradually sliding to the petite elf’s asshole. As Desdemona bent over Renna’s ass and licked he slipped his fingers into the demoness’ beautiful pink cunt, appreciating her wet warmth as she moaned.

“Frost,” Renna muttered nervously while looking to Brynn for assistance. “You don’t intend to…”

“I intend to take every inch of you,” Frost said as he watched Desdemona lick Renna’s ass, lubricating and loosening it for him. “I intend to have all of you. I love you.”

“I love you too,” Renna said apprehensively. “But maybe Desdemona should have a turn…right?”

“Don’t worry,” Frost growled as he pulled his fingers from the demoness’ dripping cunt and guided her away from Renna’s ass. The lace clad demoness obediently moved beside them and continued where Frost left off with her pussy. She buried her fingers inside of herself as she watched Frost line the tip of his thick cock up with Renna’s tight glistening asshole. “Des will have a tern after I take you.”

“You intend to do that with me?” Desdemona panted as she watched the tip of Frost’s cock force its way into Renna’s asshole. The tiny elf let out a loud squeal as Frost entered her. Desdemona licked her lips as her fingers from her pussy to her ass, preparing herself to suffer a similar fate. “Does it feel good?”

“So…good…” Renna growled like an angry animal while Frost mercilessly drove his cock into her tiny helpless ass. She gripped the bed like she intended to tear off the covers and attempted to relax for him.

“I warned her,” Brynn whimpered while covering her own ass while she watched. “You only wanted to use a little bit.”

“Mmm,” Lysandra whimpered jealously while gently touching herself. The white-haired priestess pouted as she slowly moved toward the bed as well.

“Seriously,” Brynn said under her breath as she watched Lysandra stroke Frost’s back as she walked past him and climbed into the bed. “I just can’t compete with you psychotic elves.”

“Frost,” Lysandra whined quietly while spreading her legs so he could get a clear view of her perfect pink pussy in her crotchless panties. She started masturbating for him, thrusting her fingers inside of herself while waiting her turn. “I want to be yours too.”

“Goddess,” Renna whimpered as her body trembled and another deluge poured from her cunt. “Too much.”

“You’re all mine,” Frost growled as Renna’s tight asshole gripped his cock. She was gradually loosening up as he buried himself inside of her. He slowly made his way to the halfway point, then the three-quarter mark, and finally he thrust himself all the way to the base. The short-haired elf spasmed and tried to pull away as he pinned her down while he fucked her tiny ass. “Fuck, you feel amazing Renna.”

“Thank you,” Renna groaned quietly as she slowly wiggled her ass, hoping it would make it easier to take his thick cock. Frost gently pulled out allowing the beautiful petite elf a momentary reprieve. She let out a thankful sigh. “You do too.”

“I love you,” Frost groaned as he thrust himself back into the elf’s ass causing her to squeal. Her overwhelming warmth and tightness felt like heaven as she squeezed his thick cock. As soon as his hips pressed against her tiny athletic ass, he was pulling back out to prepare for his next thrust. Every drive making him crave her more and more. “I love you so much Renna.”

“Then marry me,” Renna moaned as she lifted her ass into him, as if offering more of herself to entice him. “Say you’ll marry me.”

“Of course, I’ll marry you,” Frost said as an endless euphoria washed over him. The idea of marrying Renna, sharing a house with her, and even having little elf babies with her wasn’t out of the question as the Florenne pheromones permeated his senses. Just the thought of having her everyday was more than he could take as he released his seed in her ass. “I love you.”

“Goddess,” Renna growled through clenched teeth as Frost poured into her. Her tiny pink pussy trickled her delicious nectar onto the bedding beneath her as he filled her ass with his warm seed.

“Marriage proposals while he’s high don’t count,” Brynn growled as she cautiously made her way to the bed. Lysandra stared at Frost lustfully while Desdemona alternated between fingering her pussy and her asshole.

“That’s not fair,” Renna panted as Frost stared at her gaping asshole. The poor petite elf reached behind her back and covered herself in embarrassment while scooting forward like she was looking for an escape. “After taking that in my butt I should get to marry him.”

“Brynn,” Frost smiled while pulling the beautiful bard close to him. He leaned down and took her mouth, gently sliding his tongue inside as he ran his fingers through her short black hair. He was thinking of how much he’d enjoy living with all of them, loving all of them, pleasuring all of them. “I love her. I love all of you.”

“Let’s just see if you feel the same way sober handsome,” Brynn said as Frost gently guided her toward the bed. He reached beneath her gown and pulled her teal lace panties off, exposing her tiny pink pussy. “I’ll go last handsome…”

“Can I go next?” Desdemona asked timidly. The demoness looked to Brynn for permission. “Lady Brynn?”

“You know you’re his wife too,” Brynn smiled. “You should learn to be more assertive.”

“But,” Desdemona looked at Lysandra. “He only married me because he had to. He loves all of…”

“I love you too,” Frost said while pulling the redhead toward him and kissing her neck. He ran his fingers through her soft red hair before finding one of her horns and stroking it. It didn’t seem to do much for the demoness sexually, but psychologically the fact that he didn’t mind what she was made her smile. “I love you so much.”

“It’s just the perfume,” Desdemona moaned. “You don’t mean it…”

“I mean it,” Frost said as he lovingly licked her neck while moving his hands toward her soft breasts. He lifted her red lace lingerie over her head, exposing her large pale breasts. He loved every inch of the demoness’ sexy pale body. He moved his tongue from her neck, to her collarbone, and finally to her breasts. He slid his tongue along her nipple until it became erect and then pinched it between his teeth. “I love every inch of you.”

“Frost,” Desdemona trembled while running her hands down his back. Desdemona was always so nervous when she touched him, like she was worried he’d be angry, but he loved her touch. Even more so than his neglected elves, Desdemona seemed to worship him. “Thank you.”

“You are so adorable,” Frost pushed Desdemona over and quickly inserted his cock while lifting one of her long alabaster legs. The demoness smiled and moaned as he slipped his thick cock into her drenched pink cunt. The demoness immediately welcomed him, stretching to accommodate him, and taking this massive cock to the base.

“No fair,” Lysandra pouted as she sat up gestured at her exposed nipples and crotchless panties. “I wanted to be next.”

“You’ll have your turn,” Frost leaned over to kiss his beautiful elf priestess while thrusting his cock into Desdemona.

“My lord!” Desdemona cried out as his hips splashed against her drenched cunt. Her excitement at having him inside of her was unreasonable as she poured over the mattress. She hadn’t even orgasmed and she was already drenching everything. “My lord! I love you so much!”

“Harder,” Lysandra whined in his ear as he fucked Desdemona. “She wants it harder.”

“Fuck,” Frost groaned as he increased his force making Desdemona’s huge pale tits bounce with every thrust. Her white fanged smile intensified as she panted louder and louder until she burst. The demoness squirted uncontrollably and squealed in delight as her soaked cunt gripped him. “Fuck that feels amazing.”

“My lord,” Desdemona whimpered while lifting her hips higher pleadingly. “I want you to love me like you loved Renna.”

“Absolutely,” Frost said as he pulled his thick cock from her sodden cunt. He guided himself lower to her drenched asshole and slid the tip of his cock in as she clenched her fanged teeth. Thanks to all the lubricant it was easy for him, but the expression on her face suggested it wasn’t nearly as easy for her.

“Mmmm!” Desdemona squealed as he rested his cock in her unbelievably warm asshole. He slowly guided it deeper as her warmth permeated his thick member. “Nnngg!”

“Relax,” Lysandra suggested while repositioning to kiss Desdemona’s inner thigh. The elf slowly moved even more inward until she reached Desdemona’s pink clit. The white-haired priestess brushed her hair to the side and started lovingly licking Desdemona’s delicate pink bud.

“Goddess,” Desdemona moaned through clenched teeth as Frost continued stretching her ass as Lysandra lapped at her soaked cunt. The priestess moved her tongue downward, delivering more of Desdemona’s fluids to Frost’s cock, while also offering his shaft a few gentle licks of her own to help lubricate everything.

“Better?” Lysandra asked as she spread Desdemona’s juices.

“Yes,” Desdemona whimpered as Frost slowly fucked her accommodating asshole. The horned redhead adoringly ran her fingers through Lysandra’s hair. “Thank you.”

“Lady Brynn!” Lysandra yelped as Brynn thrust her tongue in Lysandra’s exposed pussy by surprise. The short-haired bard played with herself while teasing Lysandra’s dripping cunt. “No fair…”

“None of this is fair,” Brynn said angrily as she graduated from Lysandra’s glistening lips to her ample ass. “It was my perfurme and he’s my husband! But the way he looks at you all is ridiculous!”

“Fuck,” Frost grinned happily as he watched his beautiful women pleasuring each other. Even Renna was kissing Brynn’s milky calves while squeezing the bard’s small athletic ass. He loved all of them so much and wanted to stay locked in a room with them forever. “You’re all so perfect.”

“That’s the perfume talking,” Brynn smiled as she slowly ran her tongue up Lysandra’s cunt. She kept going until she reached Lysandra’s perfectly shaped ass. The boyish bard smirked as she wiggled her tongue on the violet-eyed elf’s asshole. “Unless you consider this perfect.”

“I do,” Frost smirked as the sight of Brynn licking Lysandra’s ass caused him to cum. He thrust his cock deep inside of Desdemona while filling the demoness’ asshole with his warm seed. Her ass squeezed his cock as the demoness’ came from the sensation of his warmth filling her.

“My lord,” Desdemona cried out as her body tensed. A deluge of warm fluid poured from her cunt drenching his cock as he slowly pulled it from her asshole. “I love you my lord…”

“I love you too,” Frost said as his cock continued to pulse. The scent of Florenne still had him riled up, nothing was stating him. No matter how much he came or who he came inside of he wanted more.

He glanced at Renna’s ass again and the elf quickly twisted to cover sore rear. Desdemona pouted while spreading her legs out, offering herself should he want more despite already being at her limit. He looked toward Lysandra and Brynn.

Lysandra seductively crawled toward him and gripped his cock. She smiled adoringly as she looked up at him and placed his cock in her mouth. The violet-eyed elf swirled her tongue on the tip before eagerly taking him down, the entire time staring at him as if desperate for his approval.

Brynn followed Lysandra’s delicious pink cunt as the bard alternated between licking the priestess’ plump ass and her soaked pussy. Brynn’s face glistened with Lysandra’s ample juices as she started focusing more on the priestess’ gorgeous cunt.

Frost placed his hand on the back of Lysandra’s head and gently pushed her down until she reached the base of his cock. The beautiful priestess looked up at him with tear-filled eyes and let out a long guttural moan as Brynn squealed from behind her.

“Dammit handsome,” Brynn said as Lysandra’s juices splashed against her face. “She gets way too excited when she pleases you.”

“I’m just as excited to please her,” Frost moaned as he fucked Lysandra’s throat with his thick cock. She squeezed him gently, as if attempting to swallow him. He loved the sexy expression she made as he pulled out only to glide it right back in, stretching her throat like she was a toy. “Fuck, I love it when you look at me like that.”

“Mmmff!” Lysandra moaned happily as her body shivered.

“Again!” Brynn said frustratedly as the white-haired priestess covered her in juices. “Seriously?”

“Don’t be a crybaby,” Renna giggled while kissing Brynn’s calf. “Humans don’t taste nearly as good as elves and I never complain about…”

“What did you just say?” Brynn growled.

“I said you taste amazing,” Renna smirked before shutting her mouth.

“Sorry Brynn,” Lysandra said after pulling Frost’s cock from her mouth. “It just makes me happy when he looks at me like that. And you were doing such a good job.”

“Fine,” Brynn smirked while slapping Lysandra’s ass. “I prepared her for your handsome.”

“Thanks,” Frost smirked while moving past Lysandra and grabbing Brynn’s arm. “But you’re the one I want now.”

“But,” Brynn blushed as Frost leaned in and kissed her. He swirled his tongue in her mouth stealing Lysandra’s delicious flavor as his thick cock pulsed excitedly. He intended to go from one to the next and then reverse until he had nothing left. “Handsome, you look a little scary…”

“Do I?” Frost smirked while burying his face in Brynn’s slender neck. “How so?”

“Um,” Brynn moaned as Frost slipped his fingers onto her tight soaked pussy. “You know that look that elves had during the purge. Well, you kind of have the same look.”

“Lucky you then,” Frost growled in his ear while reaching behind Brynn and squeezing her tiny ass while lifting her up. He leaned back slightly while sitting on his knees while placing the beautiful bard onto his cock. She quickly wrapped her legs around him and let out a squeal as she slowly slid down his cock. Her poor pussy was instantly forced to stretch to accept him as gravity pulled her downward. “Fuck I love your pussy.”

“You love the rest of me too, right?” Brynn whimpered while wiggling her slender body on him. “Right?”

“Absolutely,” Frost said while removing her top exposing her petite chest. He leaned in and bit her tiny nipples as she rode his cock. He continually lifted the lightweight bard to the tip of his cock before letting her slide down. Each time savoring her expression as the tip of his hard cock reached her core.

“Fuck,” Brynn squeaked as his cock battered her for the tenth time. “Handsome, maybe you should…fuck! Lysandra!”

“What?” Lysandra asked confusedly as she gently lapped at Desdemona’s pussy.

“Wait, huh?” Brynn looked over her shoulder to see it was Renna licking her asshole. Her soft tongue occasionally moved to Frost’s balls but the short-haired elf had practically buried her face in Brynn’s ass. “Renna!”

“I told you that I love your taste,” Renna smiled as she leaned down and licked Brynn’s pussy juices from Frost’s thick shaft. “I love you Lady Brynn.”

“Fuck,” Brynn moaned while hugging Frost tightly. “They’re all fucking crazy. How can I compete with this?”

“It’s not a competition,” Frost smirked. “And if it were, how the fuck would you define losing?”

“Goddess,” Brynn moaned as she slid down Frost’s cock again, her face contorting as the tip pressed against her core. “You’re too fucking big handsome.”

“You’ll get used to it,” Renna said while licking her.

“Renna! You can’t!” Brynn squealed as Renna slipped two fingers into her tight asshole.

“Don’t worry,” Renna smiled. “If I could take the herald, you can take a couple fingers.”

“Goddess, goddess, goddess,” Brynn whimpered while biting into Frost’s shoulder. His massive cock penetrated the beautiful bard while Renna’s fingers penetrated her ass. “Help, help, help.”

“Naughty little brat,” Lysandra turned her attention to Renna and smacked the short-haired thief’s ass. The sexy priestess climbed to her knees and got behind the petite elf, caressing Renna’s athletic ass before hooking some fingers in her dripping cunt. “Wow, what a loose little whore you’ve become.”

“Quiet you…fuuuuck!” Renna squealed as Lysandra slipped her entire hand into Renna. The priestess giggled while forcefully wiggling her wrist as the petite elf fingered and licked Brynn’s asshole.

“This must be why all the big vegetables keep going missing,” Lysandra teased as she mercilessly punished the petite elf.

“Don’t stop,” Renna moaned as she ravenously licked Brynn’s ass.

“I’m…I’m…fuck…Frost!” Brynn cried out as her cunt tightened on his thick cock like a vice. Brynn’s abundant warm juices poured on his cock as the petite bard’s pussy spasmed uncontrollably. Frost playfully lifted her again before letting her fall. Renna moaned excitedly as she hungrily lapped up everything that dripped down.

“Fuck,” Frost groaned in pleasure as he felt Desdemona’s wet tongue behind him. “What are you? Fuck…Des…”

“Does it feel good?” Desdemona asked hopefully. “Lady Brynn looks like she liked it so…”

Good was an understatement as Frost found himself immediately releasing into Brynn’s tight cunt. Desdemona’s tongue swirled on his asshole while his thick cock pulsed inside of the petite bard. His initial release followed immediately by a another as waves of pleasure shot through him like an electric shock. He felt his seed pouring down and mixing with Brynn’s delicious fluids.

“Renna,” Lysandra laughed while trying to pull her hand from Renna’s pussy. “Let it go.”

“I can’t,” Renna whimpered as she lapped up everything dripping down from Frost and Brynn. Her entire body shook uncontrollably as she ravenously licked up Frost’s cum and Brynn’s nectar. “It feels to good.”

“Goddess,” Lysandra growled as she finally managed to pull her hand from Renna’s gaping cunt. She slapped the slender thief’s ass playfully. “You really are an insatiable whore.”

“Fuck,” Frost groaned as he looked around, his cock finally experiencing the tiniest bit of relief as he spasmed inside of his petite wife. He looked around at the women and smiled as he imagined laying in bed with them every day, in one giant warm pile. “I love all of you so much.”

“That’s the perfume talking,” Brynn moaned into his chest. “Are you going to let me off?”

“No,” Frost said as the slender bard remained impaled on his cock. “I’m never letting you go.”

“Goddess,” Brynn whimpered. “Don’t spoil me too much handsome, I could get addicted to this.”

“I could get addicted to this,” Renna said while sliding her tongue on Frost’s thick shaft while heading back toward Brynn’s asshole. “We should do it all the time.”

“I worry about you,” Lysandra said judgmentally.

“There’s nothing to worry about,” Renna moaned while ravenously licking Brynn’s asshole. “Herald Frost loves me and that’s all that matters. If you have time to worry you should worry about Hestia and that stupid ninja.”

“Renna!” Lysandra smacked the green-haired elf’s ass. “That’s supposed to be a secret!”

“Secret?” Frost said as the words slowly started to register. Little dots quickly connected in his mind. What Slade was still doing in the village the morning after the wedding, why he looked so paranoid whenever Hestia spoke, why he and Hestia were already in the laundry room when Brynn and Desdemona were kidnapped. He smiled excitedly. “You mean Slade’s been fucking Hestia?”

“Umm,” Brynn half whined and half laughed as she rested on his cock. “Seriously?”

“Uh-huh,” Renna moaned while ravenously licking Brynn’s asshole. “But it’s supposed to be a secret.”

Frost looked around at the beautiful women and started to feel like the luckiest man in the world. Not only did he have women he loved with all of his heart, but thanks to them and their big mouths he was going to get to mock that silver-haired bastard forever.

“This is too funny,” Frost laughed. “You warned him about her, right?”

“Well,” Lysandra said embarrassedly. “I really haven’t had a chance given everything that’s going on.”

“Oh,” Frost paused. “So, right now Slade’s probably fucking little miss hundred different fertility potions?”

“Oh goddess,” Brynn laughed hysterically into Frost’s chest. “Oh goddess! I love this village so much handsome.”

Frost looked around the room and desperately wanted to stay with them. All he could really think about was how much he loved them, how much he wanted them, and how he’d do anything to please them. The euphoric feelings were overwhelming.

But even if it was Slade, the fucker deserved a warning about how fucking crazy the elves were. Especially Hestia.

“Okay,” Frost looked around the room as he slipped out of Brynn and reached for his pants. “I’m going to be back in five minutes. None of you leave!”

“I won’t,” Renna giggled.

“You’re coming back, right?” Desdemona asked hopefully.

“Absolutely,” Frost smiled at his crimson-eyed wife. “I’ll never leave you.”

“Never?” Desdmona said happily.

“Don’t get too excited,” Brynn smiled. “A good portion of that is the perfume talking.”

“Slade’s going to be really angry we told, isn’t he?” Lysandra said worriedly.

“Probably. But not as angry he’s going to be when he found out nobody warned him about Hestia,” Frost said as he walked out the door.

CHAPTER 26

Frost laughed as he walked toward Hestia’s small cabin. As he got near to it, he could hear muffled moaning and knew that poor bastard was in over his head. He contemplated not saying anything, he really did, but even he wasn’t that evil.

He smirked as he knocked several times on the small cabin door and heard some fast paced moving along with some profanities being uttered as he waited for a response. After about a minute of running around Hestia opened the door.

“Herald Frost,” Hestia asked timidly as she stood in the doorway. “To what do I owe the pleasure?”

“Oh,” Frost smirked while glancing around the room for any sign of the silver-haired bastard. “I was just thinking of how awful it must have been being stuck with Slade during our journey and figured I would reward you by spending the night.”

“Um,” Hestia smiled and looked away. “I’m afraid it’s not a very good time.”

“Really?” Frost said feigning surprise. “Well, I suppose we could at least spend some time cuddling together. Unless there’s a reason you wouldn’t want to.”

“I can’t really think of a reason,” Hestia said with a trembling voice.

“You look a little pale,” Frost said touching Hestia’s forehead. “Maybe all that time with Slade caused you to catch something. We should probably get you out of those clothes and into bed, don’t you think?”

“Like fucking hell,” Slade appeared from the shadows. “They fucking told, didn’t they?”

“I was wondering how long it’d take you to show yourself,” Frost said malevolently while trying not to laugh too much. “Elf-fucker.”

“Herald Frost,” Hestia scowled at him. “It’s hard enough for Baron Slade without you teasing him.”

“Yeah,” Frost beamed. “I imagine it’s plenty hard.”

“Fuck!” Slade gestured threateningly at Frost. “If you think for a fucking second, I’m going to be blackmailed you have another thing fucking coming to you. I’d rather my reputation fall to fucking ruin than be under your fucking thumb.”

“Blackmail?” Frost shook his head. “Not why I’m here. Also, for the record, I don’t engage in blackmail. The only way to ever really be free of a blackmailer is to kill them and I’d rather not give any more reason for people to want me dead.”

“You’re here for a fucking reason,” Slade said angrily. “What do you fucking want? Information on Fiora? Information on Blackwater? You didn’t come here just to fucking gloat.”

“I really don’t want anything from you,” Frost laughed at the flustered ninja. “The fact is you’ll let me know if there’s anything worth knowing on your own.”

“What makes you think that?” Slade scoffed.

“Hestia,” Frost gestured at the beautiful brunette elf. “Obviously you’ll want to protect her. That means if Fiora or anybody else decides to act against me, I can probably count on you to let me know. If for no other reason than to protect Hestia.”

“You think I’d betray my country for some fucking elf?” Slade snarled.

“Slade!” Hestia looked at the shirtless ninja and pouted. “Some fucking elf?”

“Hestia,” Slade said in a calming voice. “We’ll talk later.”

“I know you’d betray your country for Hestia,” Frost chuckled. “I mean, come on Slade, you’re risking your reputation to be with her. If anybody found out about this, you’d be under investigation just like all of Commander Grey’s men. And I’m sure that your Baroness wife would ask for a divorce faster than you can say elf-fucker. I mean, you can lie to yourself all you want but a man like you doesn’t risk his reputation and his wealth for fucking fling.”

“Fine,” Slade growled. “So apparently you fucking know everything. Then why the fuck are you here? Was it really just to fucking gloat?”

“No,” Frost laughed. “It occurred to me that nobody warned you about sleeping with the elves in my village.”

“If you think I’m going to scare me off, you’re mistaken dog-fucker,” Slade said while staring at him. “I’ll fuck who I want and unless you’re the type of cunt to dictate who the elves can fuck, there’s nothing you can fucking do about it.”

“I could kill you,” Frost joked.

“Herald Frost!” Hestia scolded. “That’s not funny! I love him!”

“I thought it was,” Frost shrugged. “Anyway elf-fucker. I didn’t mean it that way. Hestia’s her own person and she can sleep with whoever she wants. Not to mention I literally have more elves than I know what to do with. What I meant was, has anybody ever sat you down for the don’t trust the baby crazy elves talk?”

“Herald Frost!” Hestia glared at him while rapidly shaking her head no. “Shhh!”

“Yeah,” Frost laughed so hard he thought he was going to wake up the village. “That answers that.”

“What the fuck are you talking about?” Slade asked while looking at the anxious elf.

“The elves are fucking baby crazy,” Frost managed to stop laughing but he couldn’t stop smiling. “You stupid fuck. What level is your infertility spell?”

“My infertility spell?” Slade chuckled. “Is that what this is about? It’s level three, you dumb cunt. I’m not a fucking idiot.”

“Yeah,” Frost smirked. “Except it occurred to me today that it’d been a few days since the last time I refreshed mine, it’s level ten. It was a busy week after all. When was the last time you refreshed yours?”

“I…” Slade’s face went pale. “Wait. Hestia has her infertility spell as well. And she was begging me to, well, you know, she said it was fine.”

“Yeah,” Frost laughed even harder. “They certainly say that don’t they?”

“What the fuck do you mean by that?” Slade asked while turning to look at Hestia. “You said it was fine, right?”

“I did! It is!” Hestia nodded excitedly. “I love babies and I’ll be such a good mommy!”

“Yeah, so, the talk,” Frost caught his breath as Slade stood there like a doctor just told him he only had a few months to live. “The cliff notes are that none of the elves in the village can be trusted. Make sure to always double and triple check your fertility spell because they pretty much all want babies and don’t care how they get them. Also, Hestia is a special case because she’s, well, let’s just say ethically challenged.”

“I am not!” Hestia said defensively.

“What do you mean?” Slade said through clenched teeth.

“She likes to sneak people potions that she feels will help them,” Frost chuckled. “She views it the same as how I might view hiding a pets medicine in their food or tricking kids to eat their vegetables. Have you noticed her eating or drinking anything frequently? Has she been giving you any special drinks she said will increase your virility or something?”

“What?” Slade’s eyes shifted to the glass beside his bed and the empty plates. He turned to look at Hestia and then back at Frost. “What the fuck? Do you think this is funny? What happens if she gets pregnant?”

“Then you’ll have to marry her,” Frost shrugged. “It’s not my problem. I have enough crazy to deal with.”

“Like hell if I’m marrying a fucking elf!” Slade snapped back.

“Slade!” Hestia pouted at him. “You don’t want to marry me?”

“I have a reputation,” Slade said while taking several deep breaths like he was fighting a panic attack. “I’ll be the laughing stock of the entire fucking kingdom. Fuck!”

“That really hurts my feelings,” Hestia sniffled as tears welled up in her eyes. “You said you loved me.”

“Slade,” Frost shook his head judgmentally. “Are you really the type of man who tells women you love them and then treats them like this? She’s the potential mother of your child!”

“Fuck off,” Slade glared at Frost as he walked over to Hestia. He placed his hand on the weeping elf’s head and whispered something in her ear.

“If you really loved me, you’d say it louder!” Hestia scowled while pushing him away.

“Fine!” Slade snapped. “I fucking love you! Happy? Now calm the fuck down!”

“Yes!” Hestia said while wiping away her tears. “Hear that Herald Frost! Slade loves me!”

“That’s nice,” Frost smirked. “But if you ask me Hestia, if he really loved you, he’d marry you.”

“What the fuck are you getting involved for?” Slade said furiously. “Don’t you have somewhere else to fucking be? Aren’t there some other people you could make fucking miserable you devil-fucking cunt?”

“He’s right though!” Hestia said excitedly. “We should get married! We’d be so happy! You’ll move in and we’ll have a whole bunch of babies!”

“Fucking bastard,” Slade stared daggers at Frost.

“Well, my work here is done. I suppose I ought to leave you two lovebirds to figure it out,” Frost said as he walked away. “Don’t forget to reapply your infertility spell.”

“Herald Frost!” Hestia whined as he left. “Don’t remind him!”

Frost yawned as he walked back to the temple to finally get some sleep.

CHAPTER 27

“Sebastian,” Shalia’s voice trembled as she spoke. “We have a little problem.”

“Huh?” Frost opened his eyes and found himself in a dreamlike forest. The trees were covered in colorful moss and the leaves were equally bright. He looked at the ground and it was so thick with flowers he wasn’t sure if there was any grass beneath. He looked around for Shalia but didn’t see her anywhere. “Shalia?”

“Sebastian,” Shalia whined as Frost tried to figure out where her voice was coming from. It felt like it was coming from everywhere at once, almost like it was in his head. “Above you.”

He looked up and saw the goddess hanging from a long strand of webbing. Her entire body was encased in a web cocoon that reached her mouth. The white-haired goddess looked down at him with tear-filled violet eyes.

“Huh,” Frost nodded while staring at the beautiful goddess. “And what happened here?”

“I’ll answer,” a voice echoed. The environment began to shift around him. The surrounding trees increased in size creating a wooded prison as those in front of him shrunk revealing a large golden Arachne. “You must be the troublemaking herald this little brat can’t seem to control.”

“That’s probably me,” Frost said while staring at the Arachne. She was easily twice the size of the largest Arachne he’d ever seen and her golden gaze sent a shiver down his spine. Her long flowing hair and arachnid body were both unnaturally gold while her feminine torso was astoundingly tan. Although he found his eyes immediately gravitating toward her perfectly bronzed breasts and dark nipples. “Sthilinna I presume?”

“Stop looking at her chest!” Shalia pleaded in his head.

“You know my name,” the Arachne said irritably. “But clearly you don’t respect it.”

“Because I was looking at your breasts?” Frost asked. “It’s a habit. I didn’t mean to offend you.”

“Are you an idiot?” Sthilinna hissed while crossing her arms. She clearly hadn’t realized he was looking there and Frost became a little disappointed that he’d said anything. “You’ve challenged me.”

“Challenged you?” Frost asked. “What are you talking about?”

“You’ve stolen my followers!” Sthilinna yelled.

“Oh,” Frost said while glancing up at Shalia. “Not much I can do about that.”

“Not much you can do?” Sthilinna said as the trees trembled.

“Sebastian!” Shalia’s whimpering reverberated in his mind. “Don’t antagonize her!”

“Can you unbind her mouth please?” Frost asked while tapping his head. “It’s hard to pay attention when she just keeps echoing in here.”

“Fine,” Sthilinna said while pulling the binding from Shalia’s mouth. “Now what do you mean by not much you can do?”

“One second,” Frost paused and glanced at Shalia. “Shalia, can other gods and goddesses hurt me?”

“No,” Shalia answered. “None of us can hurt mortals directly. Why?”

“I just wanted to make sure before I answered her,” Frost let out a relieved sigh and turned his attention back to the giant golden Arachne. “What I meant was if some of the Arachne are choosing to worship Shalia, that’s their choice. I’m not getting involved.”

“Sebastian!” Shalia cried. “Don’t say that! Sthilinna, I promise I’m not trying to steal your followers! Please don’t be angry!””

“You truly intend to challenge me?” Sthilinna hissed while leaning down to get a closer look. “Are you sure?”

“We’re not!” Shalia whined. “Sthilinna, we’re not challenging you! I’d never challenge you! Sebastian will tell them all they have to worship you! Please, please, please just let me convince him to give them back!”

“Is that right little baby Shalia?” Sthilinna asked. “You’ll convince him?”

“Yes,” Shalia whimpered with tears running down her face. “Sebastian, if you don’t give them back, she’s going to eat me! And getting eaten really hurts! And she’ll keep eating me every time I’m reborn until you give them back!”

“I’m not going to go tell a bunch of Arachne that they have to worship a certain goddess because if they don’t my goddess is going to be devoured continually,” Frost said. “Do you have any idea how insane that sounds? Could you imagine a person in a village square begging for converts that way?”

“Sebastian!” Shalia cried. “Please! This isn’t a joke!”

“It seems he doesn’t care about you,” Sthilinna said while poking Shalia. The white-haired goddess swung back and forth like a pendulum as the bronze-skinned Arachne continued to prod her. “Maybe he doesn’t think I’m serious. I suppose I should prove it.”

“No, no, no!” Shalia begged as the Arachne began toying with one of Shalia’s long pointy ears. “Please don’t prove it! Sebastian!”

“Wait!” Frost groaned as the enormous Arachne’s mouth moved in closer to Shalia’s ear. “I don’t want to see that.”

“So, you’ll return my followers?” Sthilinna asked.

“No,” Frost answered. “But I have a compromise.”

“There will be no compromise,” Sthilinna said coldly. “You will give them back or I’ll punish your goddess.”

“Just answer this,” Frost said calmly. “How many Arachne converted?”

“Twenty so far,” Sthilinna said disdainfully.

“Okay,” Frost nodded. “That’s what I thought. So, that’s ten percent that you’re losing but let’s assume it eventually grows to fifty percent.”

“You intend to take more?” Sthilinna hissed furiously.

“No, this is just for math,” Frost clarified. “So, right now you have two queens each capable of birthing a hundred Arachne a year but only one of them can actually lay eggs because the other one needs to protect the tribe. On top of that, their nests are burnt whenever anybody finds them. But, with my protection they’ll be capable of having two hundred children a year if they want. So, even if I were to take a hundred of them, which I’m not trying to do, you’ll still gain more followers. The way I see it, the current situation is better for both of us.”

“Huh,” Shalia said while swinging back and forth. “That’s actually a good point.”

“Quiet you, the grownups are talking,” Sthilinna playfully prodded at Shalia while thinking. “Why should I trust the herald of another goddess, especially an insolent whelp like this one? Everything she touches turns to ash. Even her prophet sows chaos wherever she goes.”

“That’s not my fault!” Shalia whined. “Just like it’s not Rili’s fault that her prophet won’t deliver her messages!”

“Cassia’s still alive?” Frost asked the golden Arachne goddess. As he thought about it, nobody ever actually said that Lysandra’s mother was dead, he just assumed it.

“That’s between you and the welp here,” Sthilinna said as she used one of her long golden legs to slice through the cocoon. The white-haired goddess fell from her webbed prison toward the ground as Frost positioned himself beneath her.

“I gotcha,” Frost said as he caught the sticky goddess.

“I hate the cocoon,” Shalia buried her face in Frost’s shoulder. “It’s all slimy and not the good kind of slimy.”

“Such a child,” Sthilinna said derisively. “Herald Frost, I will allow you to protect my followers for now but if I feel that you’re not upholding your end of the bargain there will be consequences. Unlike the traitorous Prophet of Riliandra and the fanatical Prophet of Shalia, mine actually listens and obeys. She will inform my herald and there will be consequences.”

“You have a herald?” Frost asked.

“Sthilinna’s herald is on the continent of Naran in the south.” Shalia sniffled while snuggling against Frost. “The Arachne really don’t like crossing large bodies of water. But they will if they’re given a reason to, so please don’t give them a reason to. Although Sthilinna can’t hurt you, her followers can.”

“Hm,” Frost smirked. “Shame I’m going to forget that information.”

“Yes,” Sthilinna said calmly. “It is, isn’t it? My herald on the other hand will be fully informed of your existence and our arrangement. So, you better honor it.”

“I don’t see a reason why I wouldn’t,” Frost said while admiring her body. “Can you shapeshift like Shalia?”

“Yes,” Sthilinna answered. “But why would I? I am perfect.”

“I mean,” Frost smirked. “I’m just curious how you’d look as a human.”

“Sebastian!” Shalia began violently striking his chest. “Don’t flirt with other goddesses!”

“I will say this about baby Shalia, she makes interesting choices,” Sthilinna turned and started walking away. The trees and flowers started to slide away as if the world was being pulled out from under him until he found himself standing in darkness. He could still see Sthilinna in the distance as her colorful forest moved with her like an aura. Her voice echoed in the darkness. “We’re finished for now mortal.”

“Thank you Sthilinna! I promise he’ll be good!” Shalia yelled. The violet-eyed goddess shivered. “She’s so scary.”

“I thought she was kind of sexy.” Frost smirked. “I think I’m spending too much time around Arachne. Starting to mess with me.”

“Sebastian!” Shalia gripped him worriedly. “This is nothing to joke about. Sthilinna is not somebody you can take lightly. She has followers on every continent and her herald leads an army of nearly a million Arachne warriors. She’s one of the oldest gods of this world and one of the three most powerful.”

“Who are the other two?” Frost asked.

“There’s no point in answering that,” Shalia wiped away her tears with his shirt. “You’ll just forget anyway and they don’t leave their continents. If only I had a proper prophet, then I could have warned you not to get involved with the Arachne.”

“Do you think I would have listened?” Frost asked while putting down the trembling goddess. “So, you’re really terrified of her, aren’t you?”

“Yes!” Shalia answered. “We can’t kill each other but we can hurt each other!”

“Shame I’m not going to remember any of this,” Frost smirked. “Let’s hope I remember how important it is not to convert too many of her followers. Why didn’t you tell me about prophets?”

“How do you know I didn’t,” Shalia blushed and crossed her arms. “You don’t remember our conversations.”

“I remember fragments and the general topic of conversation,” Frost smirked. “Why is Cassia…”

“Oh!” Shalia said as the world started faded away. “What do you know! I guess you better remember that question for next time.”

“Funny,” Frost smirked as the goddess faded away as the sound of voices arguing intensified. Everything faded to black and his meeting faded away like the dream it was. He opened his eyes to see Desdemona laying on his chest with Brynn right beside her. Renna and Lysandra were once again fighting.

“I should get to lay on top of him,” Renna growled while trying to keep her voice down. “You’re too heavy! You’ll wake him up!”

“I’m not too heavy,” Lysandra huffed while grappling with the petite elf. “I can lay on top of him without waking him up.”

“You already woke me up,” Frost sighed as he admired the two naked elves. “Just both lay on top of me so I can go back to sleep.”

“But Lady Brynn and Lady Desdemona,” Lysandra gestured at the women. “If we both lay on you…”

“Renna take the Brynn side since you’re both tiny. Lysandra take the Desdemona side. I’m sure she’ll be fine,” Frost yawned. “Now come on.”

“Okay,” Renna said while sliding on top of him and Brynn. The short-haired bard briefly growled as Renna snuggled into her but eventually quieted down.

“If you think it’s alright,” Lysandra gently rested so half of her was on Frost and the other half on Desdemona. Her head rested right beneath hers. “I guess this works.”

“See,” Frost closed his eyes. “It’s fine.”

Everything was fine, until about three minutes later when he heard a quiet squeak and felt several quick pats on his chest. He opened his eyes to see Lysandra patting rapidly while staring at him terrified. She made another squeak while directing him toward Desdemona with her eyes.

“Oh,” Frost yawned while tapping Desdemona’s head. “Des, wake up. You’re making Lysandra nervous.”

“Mmm?” Desdemona glanced down and noticed she was sucking on Lysandra’s long ear. Her face was overcome with fear. “I’m so sorry.”

“It’s no problem,” Lysandra said nervously while moving further from Desdemona’s head. “It’s not like you bit it.”

“Lysandra,” Frost sighed as the elf rested her head on his abdomen. “Make sure Desdemona never falls asleep near my cock.”

“I promise,” Lysandra said. “I would hate for something to happen to it before our wedding night.”

“Exactly,” Frost smiled as he ran his fingers through Lysandra’s soft white hair.

The End

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- Let's Have Some Fun!
- Other Series
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 25
- Chapter 26
- Chapter 27
- Free Book Offer
- Acknowledgements
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